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Phone Tap: Full House Method · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Can I get a phone tap? Okay, doing nothing? Wait,
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  Speaker 1: that was supposed to be something. Yeah, okay, phone tape.
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  Speaker 1: Just forget it. Let's go to it today. We're calling
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  Speaker 1: a woman who just moved to a new phone tap
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  Speaker 1: it anyway, We're calling a woman who just moved into
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  Speaker 1: a new area, so she had to make a rush
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  Speaker 1: decision about which daycare her daughter was going to go to. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: she was worried when she talked to her husband that
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  Speaker 1: maybe she didn't do quite enough homework about the place
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  Speaker 1: before sending in a big check. Yeah, she's about to
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  Speaker 1: find out that her concerns were absolutely one hundred percent correct,
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  Speaker 1: especially when our own Brooks Fox is running the daycare.
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  Speaker 1: You never know what's going to happen in your brand
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  Speaker 1: new phone tapp right now, Pepe, I'm moving. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Sandy from Little Daycare. Is this Isla's mom.
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  Speaker 1: Yes it is. Oh, Hi, so I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: touch base with you, let you know that your check
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  Speaker 1: cleared for next quarter. We so appreciate that. Okay, thanks
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  Speaker 1: for letting us know. Oh and I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you saw the email go out, but you're new correct, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we are great. Well, not sure if you know this,
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  Speaker 1: but this particular daycare recently has implemented the popular FH
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  Speaker 1: method of learning. F H method. I haven't heard of
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  Speaker 1: that before. What exactly is that? The f H stands
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  Speaker 1: for full house, full house, like the television show. Have
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  Speaker 1: you seen that? Um, I haven't ever heard of Full
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  Speaker 1: House me. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's been a big success, especially for early development. I
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  Speaker 1: mean there's even a Wall Street Journal article about it. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard that. Yeah. We try to stay up
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  Speaker 1: to date on the best learning methods for our little angels,
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  Speaker 1: and the full house method allows children to learn important
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  Speaker 1: life lessons from all the most wholesome families on television.
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  Speaker 1: So the kids are learning from TV. Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you could say it that way, but it's much more
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  Speaker 1: than that. Let me give you an example. We just
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  Speaker 1: finished a great unit on happiness. Okay. So that's where
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  Speaker 1: we put on an old episode of Roseanne, and then
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  Speaker 1: by watching it they'll learn that you don't need money
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  Speaker 1: to be happy because you'll see how poor Rosanne is, right,
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  Speaker 1: what you know, Roseanne? Yeah? Yeah. Towards the end, we
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  Speaker 1: paus a video and we talk about what we're seeing.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we'll point out some of that drab attire
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  Speaker 1: that Roseanne's family is wearing a lot of plaid, very sad.
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  Speaker 1: And then don't learn that money can't buy happiness. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe you just said that. I mean, let me
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  Speaker 1: give you another example. I really don't like the sound
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  Speaker 1: of this. I think you're gonna love this though, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: because right now the children are learning it's okay to
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  Speaker 1: admit when we're wrong, big life lesson, right, Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: we show them that in the Simpson season four, when
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  Speaker 1: Homer got both arms trapped, you know, in the vending
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  Speaker 1: machine paralyzed, he was wrong when he couldn't get out
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  Speaker 1: of it. I can't believe that that's like a great
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  Speaker 1: lesson for kids to be learning, Like someone sticking their
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  Speaker 1: hands up in a vending machine. I mean, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you're concentrating on the wrong part of the lesson. The
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  Speaker 1: lesson is about admitting, you know, when Homer says, don't
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  Speaker 1: he knows that he did something wrong there. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe this is real. I mean, is this a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. We take this very seriously. I mean my
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  Speaker 1: favorite time was just two semesters ago. Children, even as
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  Speaker 1: young as three, we're learning basic math concepts because of
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  Speaker 1: the full house method. What are you talking about? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: have you ever seen the show two and a half men?
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  Speaker 1: You're showing them that. Yes, and there's a good reason.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, our kids learned simple math by counting how
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  Speaker 1: many partners Charlie brings in and out of his bedroom
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  Speaker 1: during season three. No, wait a minute, you've got to
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  Speaker 1: be quiz. That is insane. Oh, the discussion about it
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  Speaker 1: was great. I mean little Caleb counted nine, Lucy's number
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  Speaker 1: was at eleven. No, no, no, I've heard enough. Look
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  Speaker 1: you need to stop talking. I just pre paid three
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  Speaker 1: months for my kids to go to daycare. That I
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  Speaker 1: have kids watching launchy television shows. Well, I will say
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  Speaker 1: that Sex in the City did earn an Emmy. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: back in the City. But if you don't want Isla
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  Speaker 1: to learn about carry's UTIs Oh my god, I guess
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  Speaker 1: I could just tell you that this is a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Wait did you say it's a prank. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Brooke and I don't work for a daycare.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. This is a phone tab. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: You can blame your sister Teresa. She set you up.
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  Speaker 1: She said, you just set your payment in for a
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  Speaker 1: new takecare and you just didn't know really anything about it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. It was like, what next? What next? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I would recommend to brush up on your math Season five,
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  Speaker 1: when Alan from Two and a half Men takes home
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  Speaker 1: not too but three prostitutes. Let's count them one, two, three.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, the kids love that one. Yeah. Kids counting prostages. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we need to learn in daycare. Week up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with Funk Tap weekday mornings on the twenties
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