Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #5 Ancient Apple Support
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- 0:16Speaker 1: on counting down when we reach the number five in
- 0:19Speaker 1: the top ten phone taps of Christmas. Good for us
- 0:22Speaker 1: for counting correctly. Yes, it's been a struggle, but I
- 0:25Speaker 1: think we're staying on track. And for today's call, I
- 0:28Speaker 1: pose as an elderly gentleman calling from Apple Tech Support. Good. Yeah,
- 0:35Speaker 1: It's probably not the best career choice though for a
- 0:38Speaker 1: guy who's pushing ninety eight years old, but he's trying
- 0:41Speaker 1: to stay hip man he is, he's going to try
- 0:43Speaker 1: his hardest to get the job done in your number
- 0:45Speaker 1: five phone tap of the year right now. Hello, good day.
- 0:52Speaker 1: My name's Cornelius Jones. I'm calling from Apple Tech Support
- 0:57Speaker 1: this mister, Yeah, Hell, hello sir, how are you doing this?
- 1:04Speaker 1: Fine morning? I'm okay, how are you? I'm great? I
- 1:10Speaker 1: was just calling because you were chatting with an associative
- 1:14Speaker 1: mine another the web chat thing here and bober you know, yeah,
- 1:21Speaker 1: I was chat on Apple support. Oh yeah, that's that's
- 1:26Speaker 1: the one. You apparently were frustrated that it was gonna
- 1:29Speaker 1: take two whole days to get an appointment for you
- 1:33Speaker 1: to come in and have us look at your phone.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was a lot to say. I'm tired
- 1:40Speaker 1: now hello hello, hello, Hi Hi. Yeah, okay, so what's
- 1:50Speaker 1: the purpose of the phone call? So I might be
- 1:53Speaker 1: able to help because I've been dealing with phones all
- 1:57Speaker 1: my life. So let's find out what we're working with
- 2:02Speaker 1: your is it a keypad or rotary? What does the
- 2:08Speaker 1: phone have a big wheel on the front with notches
- 2:12Speaker 1: in their free fingers? And is it just the keypad thinging?
- 2:16Speaker 1: Oh no, it doesn't have the wheel. It's an iPhone eleven. Yeah,
- 2:22Speaker 1: I know. I'm just with you. What Yeah, I got you.
- 2:27Speaker 1: You use Sellennials are easier to prank than my toothless
- 2:30Speaker 1: pooch on Christmas morning? Yeah? Who he's giving him a
- 2:34Speaker 1: fake cam here, dumb dog? What are you talking about?
- 2:40Speaker 1: You know, I actually retired about twenty eight years ago,
- 2:44Speaker 1: but you know, I do this job now so I
- 2:46Speaker 1: could talk to people. Okay, you know it's good it's
- 2:51Speaker 1: good for the brain. They said, do you do you
- 2:54Speaker 1: have a girlfriend? Are you sure? Yeah? You you single?
- 2:59Speaker 1: Or you got a main? Squeeze over for me about
- 3:03Speaker 1: my phone? You know because I used to have a girlfriend.
- 3:07Speaker 1: That's wonderful. Yeah, she got she got to plague covid, No,
- 3:12Speaker 1: the first one, the bubonic one. I'm sorry to hear
- 3:16Speaker 1: about that. Oh you know, it's okay, she survived it.
- 3:20Speaker 1: She actually died from an ear infection a couple of
- 3:23Speaker 1: years later. What medicine wasn't the same back in the
- 3:26Speaker 1: nineteen twenties, I'll tell you. Yeah, yeah, that's that's unfortunate. Okay,
- 3:30Speaker 1: you help me with the phone. Um getting an appointment?
- 3:33Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, let's get back to your phone thing.
- 3:37Speaker 1: You know, I get paid by the job. You're papa
- 3:40Speaker 1: ain't making too much money listening to you, yammeran, So
- 3:44Speaker 1: tell me why when you purchased that phone? There? What
- 3:46Speaker 1: are you talking about, yammer on? You don't why doing
- 3:49Speaker 1: all of the talking? Okay, Okay, Marlon Brando, you think
- 3:52Speaker 1: your big shot? Tell me when you got your phone
- 3:56Speaker 1: about two years ago? What does that matter? Okay? Let
- 3:58Speaker 1: me I'm gonna look up over here, on the internet there. Hello. Hello,
- 4:11Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe this. Hello. Hello, He's
- 4:18Speaker 1: sorry about that. I was just resting my eyes for
- 4:20Speaker 1: a second. How can I help you? Are you serious?
- 4:24Speaker 1: You are looking up my phone and you fell asleep.
- 4:26Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh? Yeah? Is is he
- 4:30Speaker 1: a rotary phone and not just for your fingers? Oh no? No?
- 4:38Speaker 1: Oh to keep with an appointment? Yes or no? Like God,
- 4:42Speaker 1: You're wasting too much of my time here, I can't
- 4:43Speaker 1: do this all day. Okay, well neither can I there
- 4:47Speaker 1: because my sadic nerves acting up now. Not a lot
- 4:50Speaker 1: of fiber already, so I gotta go use the John.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Can you transform me to someone else? Please? I wish
- 4:58Speaker 1: I could, but I'm just with excuse me, this is
- 5:02Speaker 1: actually a great phone call. What are you talking about? Yeah?
- 5:06Speaker 1: This is actually jeff from the radio show Brook and
- 5:09Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, your girlfriend Kendra set you up
- 5:14Speaker 1: for this. I was like, what's the if they hire
- 5:18Speaker 1: the odist guy that can to work at Apple texts before?
- 5:21Speaker 1: If you're durn tooting? They did. I'm turning ninety eight tomorrow.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Oh you're good man. That is good. If your birthday
- 5:29Speaker 1: to me, Oh my god, this might be the last one.
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