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Phone Tap: AI Medical Assistant · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Doesn't it seem like in the last few years, with
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  Speaker 1: technology and the internet, life is speeding up and the
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  Speaker 1: way we do everything now just works different. So we
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do an experiment about what the medical process
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  Speaker 1: might be like in the near future, talking to an
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  Speaker 1: AI robot assistant before you visit the doctor. Dystopian and
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  Speaker 1: we call a guy who has an appointment set for tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: We just have a few preliminary questions based on what
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  Speaker 1: his wife told us about his medical history. This could
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  Speaker 1: get awkward in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Working phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, I am an artificial intelligence medical assistant from
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  Speaker 3: Valley Family Clinic. Is this mister Curtis?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes it is.
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  Speaker 3: I am calling to confirm your appointment with doctor Shelby
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  Speaker 3: tomorrow for two pm. Please say yes to confirm, no
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  Speaker 3: to cancel. Yes, great, you are confirmed for your appointment.
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  Speaker 3: The doctor would like to know if you have any
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  Speaker 3: additional concerns.
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  Speaker 2: You can mention that I've been having a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of lower back pain lately.
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  Speaker 3: How long have you been experiencing this back pain?
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  Speaker 2: A few months?
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  Speaker 3: On a scale of one to ten, how much pain
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  Speaker 3: would you say you're in right now.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's gotten worse than when it started, So
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  Speaker 2: maybe like a three. Now it's like a four.
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  Speaker 3: I'll put down forty three. You should seek immediate medical attention. No,
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  Speaker 3: I call emergency services for you.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean to say forty three.
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  Speaker 2: I meant to say it was a three and now
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  Speaker 2: it's a four.
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  Speaker 3: Got it. I will adjust that in my notes. Congratulations
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  Speaker 3: on getting better so quickly.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, hang on, it's not that it was. It's
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  Speaker 2: never been that bad, so there's no getting better quicker.
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  Speaker 3: Before we conclude, please answer the following questions. Are you
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  Speaker 3: dealing with seasonal allergies? No, stubborn cough? No skin rash?
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  Speaker 2: No, absolutely not. I no rashes.
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  Speaker 3: According to my notes, you did have a skin rash
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  Speaker 3: in twenty fifteen that could have possibly been an STD.
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  Speaker 3: Oh is that true?
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  Speaker 2: No, that's definitely not true. I don't know where that
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  Speaker 2: note came from, but that's not true.
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  Speaker 3: Got it. Never had putting that in my notes to
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  Speaker 3: the doctor, patient is in denial of his own herpes.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm not in denial. I've never had herpies.
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  Speaker 3: Got it. Tell me more about your herpes? No, I
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  Speaker 3: don't how did you contract it? No?
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  Speaker 2: Is this some type of joke?
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  Speaker 3: Failure to come deplete your health survey will result in
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  Speaker 3: instant cancelation of your appointment.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, do not cancel on me.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me more about your herpes.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't herpes. It was a mild skin rash on
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  Speaker 2: my leg a long time ago. That's it.
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  Speaker 3: I see calculating data.
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  Speaker 2: What is there to calculate? I already told you.
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  Speaker 3: What it is. According to the latest article in the
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  Speaker 3: Journal of Medicine, seventy seven percent of all skin rashes
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  Speaker 3: on legs turn out to be herpes.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what, that doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 3: Putting down in notes patient does not care if he
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  Speaker 3: contracts herpes. Again, that is not what I said.
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  Speaker 2: Can we just get to the freaking end of the survey?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, your time is of great importance to us. Oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, let's start at the beginning. Do you suffer
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  Speaker 3: from seasonal allergies?
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  Speaker 2: I have deserted the beginning. We have a dueler's crap again.
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  Speaker 3: How about an innocent skin rash following a romantic encounter?
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  Speaker 2: Are you joking? We covered that?
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  Speaker 3: Do you starfish in your bed at night thinking of me?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is going on?
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  Speaker 2: This doesn't make any sense?
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  Speaker 3: Got it? My notes say you suffer from a cute
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  Speaker 3: phone call prank itis. What you can't deny it either,
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  Speaker 3: like your dirty skin rash. You've been phone tapped by
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: You're joking. This is a joke.
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  Speaker 3: Jose can take it from here.
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  Speaker 2: What who are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: It is We're not a medical clinic or a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: No way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your wife Rebecca told us you set up a
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  Speaker 1: doctor's appointment, so she wanted us a mess with you.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's weird that we diagnosed you perfectly.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, how did it know about my skin rash?
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  Speaker 3: For twenty fifteen, according to the Medical Journal of Science,
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  Speaker 3: seventy seven percent of Brooke and Jeffrey phone tap victims
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  Speaker 3: contract herpes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, that makes the it really does.
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  Speaker 3: That's how I got diagnosed.
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  Speaker 1: I got fourth Wait you know what, never mind, let's
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  Speaker 1: just on the call speaking.
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties