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Phone Tap: Rolando Picks Your Costume · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, in the midst
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  Speaker 1: of haunt Toberfest, and today's prank call is on a
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  Speaker 1: husband who's being dragged by his wife to a fancy
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  Speaker 1: Halloween party. She had to find a high end costume
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  Speaker 1: shop and spend a lot of money in order to
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  Speaker 1: get the perfect couple's outfit, and she set him up
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  Speaker 1: for this by telling him the costume store may call
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  Speaker 1: him to make sure that they have everything and maybe
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  Speaker 1: have him pick stuff up after work. But there's an
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  Speaker 1: even bigger issue at hand and only one man can
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  Speaker 1: fix it. Time for Rolando to step in and save
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  Speaker 1: the day in your special Halloween phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, is this mister Scott?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah? What's this power?
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  Speaker 2: Are you doing? I? Was it a power?
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  Speaker 3: Yah? Who is it?
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  Speaker 2: This is Rolando. I am calling from the Outfits and Costumes.
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  Speaker 2: I had the pleasure of assisting your wife, Olivia.
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  Speaker 3: What can I help you with it? Do I need
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  Speaker 3: to come pick up the costumes?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, we have a little bit of a problem problem. Sorry,
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  Speaker 2: sometimes it just slips out. Okay, the Latin lover in me,
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  Speaker 2: I mean the Latin speaker in me.
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  Speaker 3: Can you get to the point. What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Your wife told me you will be attending a Halloween
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  Speaker 2: party this weekend, and you requested the Western Team.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean I guess so, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's whatever she Well, I am here to tell you
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  Speaker 2: that she wanted the cowboy, but unfortunately we are allowed
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  Speaker 2: of the cow gears.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, honestly, whatever else will work. It's really not
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  Speaker 3: that important at all.
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  Speaker 2: I was hoping you would say this because to stay
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  Speaker 2: with the Western Team, you will be the cowboy and
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  Speaker 2: your wife she will be the horse.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that's gonna work. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is not a traditional one person horse. This
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  Speaker 2: is a two person costume. What I'm lucky for you,
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  Speaker 2: I am free the knight of your party. Wait, so
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  Speaker 2: I will be the back of the horse and she
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  Speaker 2: will be the front.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to be in the costume.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Our customer service here is stop not yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: will go beyond to help the customer.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want some random guy and a horse outfit
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  Speaker 3: with my wife.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you would prefer me to be on the
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  Speaker 2: front with your wife in the.
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  Speaker 3: Back, no, that's not the point.
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  Speaker 2: That would also be my pleasure.
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  Speaker 3: It may sound better for you. You weirdo, but it's
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  Speaker 3: not me. You're not gonna be in a horse but
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  Speaker 3: my wife.
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  Speaker 2: You are a very difficult amount of place, you know, not.
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  Speaker 3: Really man like. I just don't want anything weird.
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  Speaker 2: How do you feel about King Kong?
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  Speaker 3: I don't have an opinion perfect.
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  Speaker 2: But you will be the giant bumbling.
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  Speaker 3: A h okay, and.
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  Speaker 2: I will be in disguyscraper with your wife.
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  Speaker 3: No, that is not speature this.
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  Speaker 2: She will be on my shoulders and you will climb
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  Speaker 2: us to the.
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  Speaker 3: Very No, no, no, no, no, that's not going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: I'm I apologize. What was that?
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  Speaker 3: There's no way you're going to be in a costume
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  Speaker 3: with my wife. That's just never going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: I do not see the issue. Do You're not like
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  Speaker 2: to be creative? I thought we were going to a
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  Speaker 2: party with romance and intimacy.
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  Speaker 3: You're not listening to me, dude. Just get over it, please.
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  Speaker 2: I have dealt with many men like yourself who are
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  Speaker 2: maybe insecure or threatened by you.
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  Speaker 3: Talk about insecure. You're talking about being in a in
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  Speaker 3: a costume with my wife, Sir, I.
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  Speaker 2: Assured you when your wife mounts my shoulders and rubs
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  Speaker 2: her legs around nobody.
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  Speaker 3: You're really making me mad now, dude, Like, you're not
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  Speaker 3: going to be in the costume with my wife, period,
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  Speaker 3: end up story.
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  Speaker 2: But let's say she does. It will be the most
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  Speaker 2: professional manner ever. She will be on my shoulders, clinching
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  Speaker 2: tightly with her legs. Rolando, Rolando, Lolando when she gets
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  Speaker 2: too hot.
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  Speaker 3: That is my cue. What in the actual's wrong with you? Dude?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, sir, my apologize, but I am not the crazy
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  Speaker 2: one here. Your wife is the psychopath who set you
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  Speaker 2: up for all of.
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  Speaker 3: These You call my wife a psychopath.
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  Speaker 2: Now, only a crazy person would ask Rolando to do
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  Speaker 2: a prank phone call on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, what is non fucked? I'm not following that part either, Like,
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  Speaker 3: what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Bro?
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  Speaker 2: You're on the radio right now. This is Brooke and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. My name's jose and we're doing
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  Speaker 2: a Halloween phone tap on you. Bro Your wife set
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  Speaker 2: you up?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I technically we are kidding you.
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  Speaker 1: She said you haven't been.
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  Speaker 2: Involved in picking out your couple's costume at all, so
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  Speaker 2: she wanted to prank you. And then again asked for
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  Speaker 2: your health.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, I should have known it was off when it
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  Speaker 3: was like the two person and a horse.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, there's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Of good ideas. We could have been a draft.
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  Speaker 1: You could be a camel.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I could get us all in an outfit
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  Speaker 2: if you really wanted it.
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  Speaker 3: Uh no, Cammel, two of us are humps.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to hold.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to hump.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, I feel like a lot of people have
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  Speaker 2: told me that before.
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  Speaker 3: Not your wife, though she's cool. Let's stop talking about her, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: The week up every morning with Foom taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 3: on the Twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning