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Phone Tap: A-Hole Therapy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think anybody here has actually been to a therapist before,
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  Speaker 1: even though, let's face it, we all probably need well,
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  Speaker 1: everyone needs its special but you know, from what I've
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  Speaker 1: seen on TV and in movies, it's a very long,
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  Speaker 1: complicated process where they ask you lots of subtle questions
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  Speaker 1: to find the deeper you and get in touch with
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  Speaker 1: your inner feelings. Well, today we're just gonna skip all
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  Speaker 1: that boring stuff when we call a guy and get
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  Speaker 1: right down to it and ask why do you think
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  Speaker 1: you're such a hot mess? And nobody that's how they
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  Speaker 1: should do it. We're gonna give it a try. In
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now, it's another taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Kathy Turner from Health Therapy. Is this Pete?
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  Speaker 1: It is? How can I help you? Hi? Pete? It
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  Speaker 1: looks like your wife Samantha set you up for a
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  Speaker 1: session with us. That's exciting. Yeah, yeah, she's she's into
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  Speaker 1: this fall therapy thing. I've never tried it before, but right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: are you nervous? I mean, you know, I don't have
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  Speaker 1: any kind of crazy issues going on, but I'm stressed
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. Right. Nobody thinks they need it till
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  Speaker 1: they get punched in the mouth. Then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: plans go out the window. Huh wait, I'm sorry what Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's just a Mike Tyson quote. You wait your quote,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Tyson. And you're a therapist's office. If we have to, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if we have to. So I'm going to give you
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  Speaker 1: a little homework to do before the therapy session. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: could you take out a pen and paper for me?
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  Speaker 1: And I just want you to try to answer this question,
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  Speaker 1: why do so many people hate me? Wait? That hard
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  Speaker 1: for you to hear. It's just a simple question. It's
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  Speaker 1: a weird question. I don't feel like I don't feel
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  Speaker 1: like people hate me. I'm gonna being honest. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just making a note here, strong denial. Interesting, it's
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  Speaker 1: not the Nile. Don't write that down. I I'm being honest.
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  Speaker 1: I'm people don't hate me. Why don't we compromise, Pete?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't we do this? How about you talk to
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  Speaker 1: five co workers and find out why they think you're
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  Speaker 1: an apple? Are you getting serious right now? Yeah? Truth hurts.
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  Speaker 1: That's from Lizzo. I'm not okay. I don't see how
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  Speaker 1: this is helpful at all. Like, isn't therapy about helping
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  Speaker 1: the person become a better I'm not gonna want me
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  Speaker 1: to walk around asking people if they think I'm an apple?
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  Speaker 1: Ding ding ding ding ding ding, Pete. Yes, we all
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  Speaker 1: need to start somewhere. And so if you really don't
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  Speaker 1: feel comfortable with those options, yeah, no, I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't feel those options. I hear you. I hear you. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to ask you to do something a
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  Speaker 1: little bit easier, more on your level. I'm not could
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  Speaker 1: you call your mother and find out why she loves
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  Speaker 1: your older brother more than you? And you know what? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: I am sick of you insinuating that I'm some kind
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  Speaker 1: of a bad person. My sense that you're frustrated? Am
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  Speaker 1: I sensing that? Right? Really? Genius? Do you hear my frustration?
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  Speaker 1: We're going to take a deep breath together, Pete. We're
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  Speaker 1: going to take a deep breath right now. Oh, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not taking any kind of a deep breath. And then
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna pivot. Okay, we're gonna pivot to an easier question.
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  Speaker 1: Could you I'm pivoting to hanging up? You just tell
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  Speaker 1: me why you think your mother in law is an apphole?
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  Speaker 1: Where are you pulling this from? I love my mother
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  Speaker 1: in law. Mother that down. My mother in law is
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  Speaker 1: actually an incredibly nice, sweet person. Okay, but that's not
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  Speaker 1: helpful for this exercise. But let's just say your mother
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  Speaker 1: in law heard you were going to a therapy session
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  Speaker 1: and she reached out to someone else, like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know a radio station about it. What are you even
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  Speaker 1: talking about? You're making no sense. What do you mean
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  Speaker 1: radio station? Yes, let's just say your mother in law
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  Speaker 1: reached out to Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and said,
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  Speaker 1: I want to do a prank phone call on my
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  Speaker 1: son in law Pete because he doesn't believe therapy is helpful.
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  Speaker 1: How does that make you feel, Pete, I'm confused. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. What do you mean? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Like confusion makes sense because this is actually brought for
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  Speaker 1: the radio station. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Wait, I'm not a therapist.
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  Speaker 1: I probably need therapy, but no, your mother in law
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  Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my god, I feel creepy. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: She actually wanted to say she's proud of you for going,
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  Speaker 1: and then everybody needs it and it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: helpful and to have a positive attitude. Okay, yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: after this call, I think I'm gonna need therapy. You
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be the first person that we called. It said
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