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  Speaker 1: All right, episode forty two, I think of the Top
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  Speaker 1: five podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Kaylin missing Jason once again, so I had to
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  Speaker 2: pull in the big guns. I had to pull in
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  Speaker 2: uh and I kind of legend on the pod. We've
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  Speaker 2: talked about her before, but my friend Casey is here.
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  Speaker 3: Hey. Here, I am by girl.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, and you're a real one. Because you were willing
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  Speaker 2: to do this on vacation. You were willing to do
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  Speaker 2: this after you got home from vacation, so we love you.
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  Speaker 3: I was willing to do it in the car on
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  Speaker 3: my seven hours drive. I was like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: but I'll make it work.
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  Speaker 2: You're a good friend, Savannah, if you are new for
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  Speaker 2: some reason, five things each week that we love, one
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  Speaker 2: thing that made us cry, crash out, or that we hate.
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  Speaker 1: So Casey's gonna take Jason's place this week.
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  Speaker 2: He with one leg is doing a tour of the
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  Speaker 2: al State Arena four people right now currently, so he
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  Speaker 2: was not able to make it. But you have a
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  Speaker 2: chap five right exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I was struggling the last two days. I've had two
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  Speaker 3: days to think about it, and all I can think
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  Speaker 3: about are my five crash outs, Like five crash outs,
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  Speaker 3: one good thing. Okay, I can rant on about like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can reverse it. First of all, tell me
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  Speaker 1: why were you in Kentucky.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so excellent question. My friend Zoe and her husband Devin,
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  Speaker 3: who just got married in Guatemala, they just moved to Kentucky.
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  Speaker 3: They went to Lexington. His dad has an insurance company
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  Speaker 3: out there, so they're just like they're building a home,
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  Speaker 3: having kids, you know, just doing that whole thing. And
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  Speaker 3: so we went there. We went to Keenland, which is
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  Speaker 3: one of like the horse racing places there. We were
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  Speaker 3: there for like an hour. You know, what's it called Keenlan?
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  Speaker 1: You said, Kaylin. I was like, what, it sounds like Cayln,
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  Speaker 1: but it's Keenland.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We went to Kaylan's. Uh so we just like
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  Speaker 3: went to go visit her, even though she like just
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  Speaker 3: left like two weeks ago basically, and she's going to
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  Speaker 3: be back next week. And I didn't know that. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, so we just drove seven hours and
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  Speaker 3: you're going to be here in a week. Okay, that's cool.
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  Speaker 3: But she doesn't. She starts her new job in like
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  Speaker 3: next month. So I think that's why we went. But
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  Speaker 3: I was like, we were the first to go and
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  Speaker 3: makes us look better than everyone else.
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  Speaker 2: So hell, yeah, that's I mean, that's a good seven
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  Speaker 2: hour drive when you're going when you just saw someone
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna see him next weekend is also exactly a friend.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever. It was fun, but I'm happy to be back
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  Speaker 3: in civilization. Yeah. I really thought that Lexington was going
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  Speaker 3: to be so much more affordable, but it's like the
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  Speaker 3: same exact crisis as Chicago. I was like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: like when you go to Wisconsin, it's like a dollar
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  Speaker 3: of beer, you know, two dollars, Like I think it
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  Speaker 3: was kind of expensive. So yeah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't like, does it like deserve to be expensive? Like
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  Speaker 1: did you enjoy it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I enjoyed it, But would I say it's like worth
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  Speaker 3: you know, an eighteen dollar cocktail and a fourteen dollar
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  Speaker 3: glass of wine in the middle of nowhere? No, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was so fun. We had some adventures, so it
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  Speaker 3: was it was st a good time.
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  Speaker 2: So if you guys don't remember, Casey is a makeup
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  Speaker 2: artist and how did how did we meet?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to say? So? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: So I was doing Angie's makeup and you guys were
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  Speaker 3: doing like some promo and uh, while I was doing
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  Speaker 3: her makeup. You came in and you're like, oh, like
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  Speaker 3: I have a friend for you, because Lauren was doing
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  Speaker 3: your makeup. So then like she came in said hi,
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  Speaker 3: and then like I don't know, I just like talked
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  Speaker 3: to you for like two seconds. We talked about being
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  Speaker 3: Leo's and then I think just like chit chat on
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  Speaker 3: like Instagram every once in a while. And then I
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  Speaker 3: went through that insane breakup and I was like, kaylin,
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  Speaker 3: I want to hang out with you, and then he
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  Speaker 3: took me to the Bias Roy with Joe Joseph. I
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  Speaker 3: cried it all over.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't cry that much. What you could have done
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  Speaker 1: in that situation, it wasn't that much.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So then then you just kind of adopted me.
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  Speaker 1: I remember you were like, I'm a Leo. Two we
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  Speaker 1: should be friends.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like okay, yeah, easy, yeah, real, recognize real.
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  Speaker 2: I just I've never met a Leo that I wasn't like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: like let's just do that.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you're Leo Oleo. Let's just cut out the
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  Speaker 3: bullshit and.
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  Speaker 1: Let's be friends. No, I respect it.
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  Speaker 2: I like I like to be like I like when
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  Speaker 2: people are like I want to be your friend and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Like you're chosen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's nice. It's nice to be.
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  Speaker 2: I was watching a show this week where a girl
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  Speaker 2: was like, you loved bomb me as a friend, and
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  Speaker 2: like the girl was like, love bomb, you can't love
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  Speaker 2: bomb a friend. But then I was like, I want
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  Speaker 2: to be loved bomb as a bomb as a friend.
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  Speaker 3: But those relationships never actually end up like lasting. Those
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  Speaker 3: are like a faster relationship. Like I know a lot
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  Speaker 3: of girls who like they wrotate friends so fast. I
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  Speaker 3: feel like they're love for me, you know, like they're
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  Speaker 3: like in and out of front groups like very quickly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know, know that's a red flag
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  Speaker 1: for sure. I don't that's a red flag.
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  Speaker 2: I usually I usually don't allow people to leave my life,
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  Speaker 2: no matter how they enter. It has to be you
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  Speaker 2: have to really really messed with me to leave my life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not like one of those people who are like
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  Speaker 3: I'm cutting out all the fucking bullshit, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: everyone's like gone to me, you know, dead to be
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  Speaker 3: like I'm cutting everybody out. I'm like, I just accept
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  Speaker 3: people for who they are, and I feel like you
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  Speaker 3: do too, Like we just kind of our friends in
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  Speaker 3: our lives and like people, we just kind of accept them.
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  Speaker 3: We're like, this is what it is, Like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like to burn a bridge, like I don't.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't feel good to me to like know that
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  Speaker 2: there's someone else on this earth that I'm like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't mess with like I, which is also a problem
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  Speaker 2: because I don't need to be cool with everyone.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, if you, and especially if you made it
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  Speaker 2: in my life like five years, then you hit the
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  Speaker 2: ten year mark, it's like you're not going anywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah no, I mean, but I'd be surprised. Like some
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  Speaker 3: of my friends, like you go through a lot of
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  Speaker 3: friend breakups and I'm kind of like, oh, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just age.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't even know what there is.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like built up, like they don't like talk
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  Speaker 3: about it for like maybe years or whatever, and then
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  Speaker 3: like it just explodes. But I haven't had any I
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  Speaker 3: probably haven't like lost like a real friend in like
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  Speaker 3: probably ten plus years, and that was because of my
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  Speaker 3: ex horrible boyfriend. You know, so I do it, that'll
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  Speaker 3: do it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, she should? I mean we can talk about that offline.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, okay, Oh you are okay, good eys
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  Speaker 2: gonna say, do you want to like fuck around and
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  Speaker 2: do something different, like you can do five crashouts in
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  Speaker 2: one I can.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to do like I have so many?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, perfect?
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  Speaker 2: And then why don't I just count down like our
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  Speaker 2: top I have a top five? But why don't I
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  Speaker 2: just count down like our top five like funniest Nights
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  Speaker 2: or something?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh my god, that would be amazing. There's
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  Speaker 3: too many?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes, well, I mean we have to talk
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  Speaker 2: about the last time, like the scene the next day
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  Speaker 2: is always really funny, like in my apartment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty at all.
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  Speaker 2: But okay, So do you want to say your five
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  Speaker 2: crashouts at.
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  Speaker 1: Once or do you want to go back? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Probably right, because then if we rank our top five
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  Speaker 2: at once, it'll make sense our top five funny is time?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I have to think about them because I feel like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: well I guess I could, but I don't know them
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  Speaker 3: all at the top of my head.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So you want to go one after the other maybe, okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we can do that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So do you want to go first or do
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  Speaker 1: you want.
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  Speaker 3: Me to go first? You know what you can go first.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, great, this is off the dome. This is really
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  Speaker 1: off the dome. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So the first night that comes to mind probably and
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  Speaker 2: these are in no particular order, because how could I possibly.
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  Speaker 2: I think, uh, Lallapalooza, like the first.
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  Speaker 1: Year, did you go more than one year with me?
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  Speaker 1: Or just one?
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  Speaker 3: No, just the one year? I think three?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I think Lallapaloosa. I think is so funny. I
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  Speaker 2: just like texted you and it's like, okay, I have
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  Speaker 2: tickets you on.
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  Speaker 1: Them, and You're like yeah. And then I think it
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  Speaker 1: was I think it was the year.
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  Speaker 2: One of the years that it always falls over my birthday,
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  Speaker 2: but I think it was like actually on my birthday,
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  Speaker 2: it was.
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  Speaker 3: Your actual birthday, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so you were like hell yeah, and you came.
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  Speaker 2: I think you came by yourself, didn't you, and just
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  Speaker 2: met us, which I love, I love, love love, And
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  Speaker 2: that was the year. My sister was also there, her
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  Speaker 2: friend Lauren was there. And what I loved, yes, what
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  Speaker 2: I loved about that night is because is after Lalapalooza,
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  Speaker 2: we uh me you, our friend Jordan, my sister and
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  Speaker 2: her friend Lauren were on the street and there was
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  Speaker 2: like this crazy guy selling shirts that I got the shirts. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: they said like fuck around and find out right or lala.
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  Speaker 3: I completely forgot about that, but yes I did buy
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  Speaker 3: all those shirts, yes, and I love them. And then
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  Speaker 3: we wore them.
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  Speaker 1: Do you buy them? I thought Jordan bought them?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so he bought like his I bought you. I think, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I thank you for your birthday. Yeah, I was like,
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  Speaker 3: this is your part of guy, Mary.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't need to get me a gift. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we bought these shirts that were like really aggressive.
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  Speaker 1: They said fuck on them. I don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: It was like lavla fucking loser or something. I can't
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  Speaker 2: wear it in public. And then like my sister and
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  Speaker 2: Lauren were they were not of age yet, but I
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  Speaker 2: think they probably had fakes. And of course we went
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  Speaker 2: to Snickers, which is like a diet that yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: just can't quit. And like my favorite video maybe of
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  Speaker 2: all time, is like of all of us in our
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  Speaker 2: matching shirts at Snickers.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like it's just yeah, it's just classic.
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  Speaker 2: And like I completely forgot, like I was posting online
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  Speaker 2: and I forgot, like, oh my god, Like my sister's
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  Speaker 2: not twenty one, her friend's not twenty one and we're
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  Speaker 2: just like in this bar doing shot on my story,
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  Speaker 2: like I'm so far from your sister.
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  Speaker 3: Looks like she's twenty five six seven, Like is she?
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  Speaker 3: So I'm sure they didn't even I d her like
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 1: They usually don't.
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  Speaker 2: They usually will, honestly, they will still put a wineglass
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  Speaker 2: in front of her sometimes and not in front of
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  Speaker 2: me because I have just like a baby face and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what the hell. But it's like my favorite
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  Speaker 2: video and just all I have a really funny picture
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  Speaker 2: of them that I put in our family picture.
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  Speaker 1: Frame that I got yelled at for that's them.
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  Speaker 2: They look completely gross, like their shoes are all dirty
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  Speaker 2: and they're just sad looking wearing their shirts on the
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  Speaker 2: streets of Chicago, like late at night.
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  Speaker 3: I think I know you were just like on the
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  Speaker 3: side of the street.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we went to where was it like Ragon all
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  Speaker 3: around to go see Fred again and again it was
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  Speaker 3: that the same night. Yeah, it was oh my god, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, we saw Fred again at Lala and like
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  Speaker 2: he wasn't that He's like one of my favorite DJs,
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  Speaker 2: and he wasn't that good at Lala because it was
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  Speaker 2: like during the day. But then a friend of mine
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  Speaker 2: who works for his label, was like, Oh, do you
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  Speaker 2: want to go to this after party?
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  Speaker 1: It's about to go on sale.
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  Speaker 2: I was like hell yeah, so yeah, we took the
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  Speaker 2: girls to their first ever after show.
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  Speaker 1: They were on nothing except for alcohol, and they were
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  Speaker 1: like whoa, the lights and the they just thought they
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  Speaker 1: just had the best time.
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  Speaker 3: So the line was quick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and that was just a really that was
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  Speaker 2: just a hysteric night.
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  Speaker 3: I think yeah, that was like, I think like our
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  Speaker 3: first like night out. I think like real one, you know.
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  Speaker 3: And I just like I was just in the era
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  Speaker 3: of like saying yes that absolutely everything. Not that I
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't say yes to that, but I'm just like, yes,
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  Speaker 3: I'll go to that. I'll go here, I'll go there,
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  Speaker 3: I'll like where do you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I love that. I think everyone should be like that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I could not stay. And I was an autoquet for
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  Speaker 3: a couple of years.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you were, you were outside.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm indoor ish now a little bit. I'm a
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  Speaker 3: capt woman.
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  Speaker 1: No do you have do you think? Did you think
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  Speaker 1: of one? Well?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I do have one of my crash outs, which
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: is taxes, and I had dread tax season every single
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: year as a makeup artist, Like I am oh I
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  Speaker 3: got I get a request, I got a better request
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  Speaker 3: or no anyways for from Kentucky. Okay, all right, I'm
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  Speaker 3: probably get sixty five more. That's a crush Yeah, crush
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  Speaker 3: out is been a request dude.
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  Speaker 2: When I get back from a bachelor atte trip and
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  Speaker 2: I have the scaries and then the request start coming
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  Speaker 2: in because like sometimes it's like, oh, all this shit
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  Speaker 2: is free, you know, somebody else paid for it.
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  Speaker 3: And then you're like, yes, yes, okay, maybe I'll just
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  Speaker 3: switch gears. Maybe that one will be my crash out right, okay,
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  Speaker 3: because I and whatever, Yes, I do owe money every
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  Speaker 3: once in a while to somebody, but I know them
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  Speaker 3: like charge me, you know whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The one thing I've been not loving is like not
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  Speaker 3: having control over like won the receipt and two knowing
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  Speaker 3: like how much I owe, you know, because like sometimes
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  Speaker 3: I feel like people just like like pull a number
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  Speaker 3: out of their ass. Oh I don't like that, yeah,
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: and I've had to like check it out, like can
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: I see their seat? Like well, I don't know, and
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  Speaker 3: just like always just like especially because like I feel
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  Speaker 3: like right now, like on this past trip, Like I
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: feel like I was really on top of it and
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: like was like Ben going like as.
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  Speaker 1: I was going, okay, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: And then I feel like I also pay for other
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  Speaker 3: things too. I'm like there's no discussion here about like
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  Speaker 3: oh was what and what?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, I like to I like
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  Speaker 2: to just be the one that pays two because one
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  Speaker 2: I won't like it's not I'm not like cheap or anything,
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  Speaker 2: but I definitely won't forget, like if because I check
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  Speaker 2: my like bank every day, my statement every day unfortunately
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  Speaker 2: for me, because it's scary, but I feel like I
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  Speaker 2: won't forget to like ask for it, but I want
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  Speaker 2: to deal with it later and I want to like
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  Speaker 2: really look at it when I have like the mental capacity,
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  Speaker 2: which is like not on the trip, yeah, or the
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  Speaker 2: next day when I get back, Like I'm like, I
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  Speaker 2: like give it a week and then I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: let's but yeah, no, those are scary.
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  Speaker 1: Those are scary. I know.
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  Speaker 3: I just had to requests my friend Allison because we
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  Speaker 3: went to Ralph Lauren a couple like I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: can be like two weeks ago and it was a
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: it was a hazy night. We were out all night,
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  Speaker 3: and I we just I just assumed that we split it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just like, we split it. I didn't get quest
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  Speaker 3: from her, so I'm assuming that I split it. I
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  Speaker 3: opened up like my credit card or like my like
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: whatever my statement, and I was like, there's one hundred
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  Speaker 3: and seventy five dollars card here. I like texted her,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I have bad news. You owe me thirty
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  Speaker 3: six dollars, and then two seconds later she requested me
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  Speaker 3: one hundred and seventy five for the Wayne tickets. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm just sick of owing money and spending money.
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  Speaker 1: I feel that.
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  Speaker 2: I feel that I when you saw I felt bad
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  Speaker 2: that you had to split the even though like I, oh.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean I already know what you're gonna say, one.
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  Speaker 2: Hundred, one hundred and five dollars drinks, but I can
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: still contend it was better than we basically we had
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: two drinks. Sorry, We're so close that it's like I'm
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: not I'm not explaining things like I should. But this
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: is like what happened with Bella, Like we just fully
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: just started talking to each other and I forgot I
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: was recording a podcast. But with Casey and I went
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: to Cardi B recently and I bought us with drinks
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: and it was one hundred and four dollars I think
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: with tip. And I still contend that that was the
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: move because I didn't want to keep going.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: We got two doubles.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: I actually told the guy as much as you legally
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: are allowed to put in our cups, but I didn't
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: want to keep getting up. I hate doing that, so
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: I'd like get seated and like just enjoy the concert.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: So it was still the right mood. We was still
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: gonna cost us that over time, I think if we.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was definitely the most expensive cup of blakka
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: I've ever had. But I remember like we were just
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: like we're just chatting with the bartender make you know,
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: being silly, and then like I'm like, oh yeah, I'll
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: get the next one. And I looked down, and you
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: looked down and I said, was that for two drinks?
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: And You're like yeah. I was like what just happened?
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: I know, I had the internal conversation of like oh
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: my god. And then I was like, well, what am
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I gonna do? You know what you're gonna do?
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Just be like I don't want to never mind you
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: keep your you keep it. I don't want to, Like, no,
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what you do in
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: that situation.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: No, I mean there's nothing to be done.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: And I people freak out, but like I'm just like, well,
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: you know, it's either you want it or you don't,
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: and you're in or you're out.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: And so I'm like, Okay, this fucking sucks.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: And like you said, we cannot normalize that price of drinks,
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: but unfortunately it is what it is sometimes, you know.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: And I didn't have time to pregame, but I just
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: read a study today on the Prep for the Morning
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Show that said that more adults are pregaming like in
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: college because of the price of booze.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: I'm about to bring my flask back out like.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I used to have that when when times were tougher
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: than they are now.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I would bring booze to the bar all the time,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: which is so ratchet, but I think I know.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: What it's like responsible. I'm literally like, the next time
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I go to United Center, I'm strapped. I don't care
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: flash bottles all over me. I'll tie to my hair.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: I'll strap it to my legs.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Every hair, my bottle, every hole in my body.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Every hole will be filled with bottles.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: And fun Yeah, I'm trying to figure out the next
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: night to do. I mean, I guess we can do
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: the like recent funny one I'm trying to figure out
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: was that the night the night where your socks I
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: only remember the day after what it looks like and
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: like you're or when you were leaving.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Your socks were on the kitchen table.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I think my underwear was on the dog like Willy's
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: dog bed. There was like your sunglasses were by the door.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: It looked like I had a one night stand. But
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I didn't.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: I think that was the day we went and saw
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: the Highland cows. Okay, so about nine nine nine percent
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: positive because I think that was a day that you
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: were like cocooned in the blanket and I could only
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: see your nose and I'm like, okay, Kaylan, are you breathing?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: I think I am gonna go now, are you That's yeah,
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: that's you're just like breathe. I could just see your
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: little nos shes You're like yeah. But I was like, okay, okay,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: i'll text you tomorrow.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we we went to see we went to meet
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: a counting gus in the morning.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Shout out to your friend Alley.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Then we went to a bridal expo, neither of us
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: were getting married, and then we went to watch football
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: and mother Hubbards. Then we got we drank there, we
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: ate there, then we got wine and decided to hot tub.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I think which may.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Touch me take a gummy or two.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, And I think that's why my underwear
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: was on the living room floor when I went. But
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it looks like I like straight up took
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: a random person home and had sex with me.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: It was just like you and me, you know, not
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: just you.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: But yeah, we didn't hook up, but I think that
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: that was a funny day because like we were on it.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Was very spontaneous, like there's really no plan or like
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: brihyme or reason to anything that we were doing. But
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I'm happy that I did take you because you got
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: the hook up with cadela medical spot.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Like yes, ma'am, shout out Joanne. That was like she's
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: an angel and she just like she gets it, she
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: gets my humor. She's working with her is so great
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: because like she doesn't like even when I would talk
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: about her on the air and be like, I don't
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: know she's she's a doctor.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: She like I get things wrong and she's like no,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: she's like.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Sixty five letters after her like name.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, I just don't know the terminology, you know.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: But she gets my humor and she like is like
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: literally do whatever post whatever.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: So yeah, No, that was a great day.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: And we did smell like a bar a farm when
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: we went to the Bridal Express, but I smelled blank.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: And I feel like every night that we go out
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: is like kind of.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: It's always like you just never know what's going to happen.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Like we said, we never have like a normal night,
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: you know, it's just no. So then should I lead? Well,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: maybe I'll lead my next one and we can lead
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: into the next one because I feel like this one
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: will kind of lead into one of our nights. Okay, okay,
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: So one of my crashouse right now is my tenant.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I'm losing my mind. So I stubleased my old apartment
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: that I had lived in for three years, and then
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: my boyfriend asked me to move in and I just
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: like resigned my lease like about like six eight to week,
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: you know, six eight weeks ago. So I needed to
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: find a new subtenant. I had one she was behind
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: on a lot of rent and we basically agreed to
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: separate ways when she paid it off. And now I
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: have a new one. And so she's been paying on
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: time except for this past month. And she gave me
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: a heads up. She's like, hey, I'm gonna pay on
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: like the third or whatever, and there's a five day
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: grace period. So I'm like whatever, Like that's fine. I
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: would do that too, like, and I texted her like
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: on the fifth, I'm like, hey, you know, I noticed
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: in the app that you haven't paid yet and you're
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: about to get hit with a lip like a late fee.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: She's like, oh, it's okay, I'll pay the late fee
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: if I have to. And I guess she's like a
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: personal assistant, so she gets paid like from Venmol and
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: her boss just like wasn't on top of it, and
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: you know, the building was like gracious enough to like
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: wave the late fee and kind of work with her
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: on it because you know about the washer dryer issue.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: That was a whole issue, so they kind of owed
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: her okay, and so on, like the sixteenth rolls around,
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, like it's not an option. You have
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: to pay rent. Why are we not paying our bills?
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: So then I cannot wait. I cannot wait until June
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: twenty eighth. I've been counting down the minutes. That's when
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: the lease ends. I'm like, this is when how whole
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: will finally be finished? Like I just can't deal with
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: it anymore. I can't be chasing down payments from a
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: thirty seven year old woman anymore, you know. And like
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: she was emailing with the building and they're like, it's
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: the seventeenth We've given you way too many, like days
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: for a grace period. Our lawyers will be contacted like
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: today if you don't pay by new and like that
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: put like a spark under her ass. And because my
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: old tenant wasn't paying, they require her to pay by
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: certified payment only now, so she has to go and
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: get a cashier's check, which is a pain in the balls,
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: but like.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: It is what it is.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: You have to do it, like I don't have to
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: tell you. So she was like going back and forth,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: what if I pay Monday. She's like they're like no,
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: like you need to pay right now, and so she did.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: She got it done, but then like two days later,
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: I get like a an email from the building and
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: this has never happened to me, but like they were like,
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: because I've lived there for three years, they have different
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: like regulations and like rules or whatever with like how
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: they can like basically tell you that you were not
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: going to be living there anymore. But they gave me
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: like one hundred and twenty day non renewal notice, which
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: I wasn't renewing anyways. But I was like, that's never
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: happened to me before. And then because of that, I
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: guess like there's some loop where like she can stay
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: until August fifteenth, and I'm like, no, right, leave, please leave,
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: and she and she was telling me like she wanted
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: to stay like a little bit long, Like do they
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: do months months? I'm like, yes, they do. However, you're
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: going to be paying way way way more because I'm
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: paying a big chunk for her to live there, you know,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: like I'm giving her a discount. Yeah, And she's like,
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: and I told her, I'm like, honestly, I don't really
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: want you to stay, not anything personal, but because I've
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: just been so sick of like this whole apartment. It's
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: just always something and I'm not even living there. You know,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: like I haven't lived, I haven't stepped foot since I
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: was with you.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: But like.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: And so she kind of she has like a couple
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: more weeks to make her decision, but I'm just like, oh,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: and she broke up with that with her boyfriend too.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: This is the one that I met right yes, with
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: her very sweet dad.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: So I just really want her to leave. And it's
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: like I said, nothing personal, but I'm like, I just
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: cannot wait to be done with my apartment and not
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: have to deal with any of this. But it's like
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: every single day it's like, no, she's going to be
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: staying away longer. Now, I'm like, okay, I'm just trying.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it won't be attacked, Like if she stays longer,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: I told her I'm not paying I said, I'm not
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: paying another dime past June twenty eight eight.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: But if your name's still going to be attached to it,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: because that's what I worry about for you.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Uh huh. And you know, what's my mom's name.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: So it's like I didn't know if we were. I
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: didn't know if we were.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't care being that, Yeah, like my Lisa's
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: under my mom's name, and so I'm like, I don't
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: want that to be an issue for her. I'm like,
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: it's just a lot, and I'm just like everyone, please
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: pay on time and get the hell out.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know how people like I can't go out
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: into the world like knowing something is late or and
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: like I forget shit or whatever. But like owing someone money,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: especially if someone else was on the line, like I
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: would actually like go like my eyes would start bleeding,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: my eyebrows would fall off, I would evaporate, Like I
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: couldn't not live like that. I don't know how some
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: people can like sleep at night, but I don't know,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: you know, same, I'm like that, like I said, I like,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I'll bendo immediately.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't care, like I don't want it
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: to be like it, Oh I forgot or have somebody
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: be like you owe me money? Right because I hate
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: I hate being you know, I don't know.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So okay, So you were thinking I would go
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: into that night, I don't even Okay, I have to
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: remember because like my memory is so bad, but I
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: we were, were we going out that night?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: I think that we we went to I think that's
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: when we went to hamp in social. No, we had
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: like one drink at hamp in Social.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and those good wings.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we were hanging out one night. I don't
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: even know what the plan was. But then she was
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: moving in and there was a couple issues going on
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: and you were getting, you know.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Stressed about it, and so I think so we we
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: were a little under the influence.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: We had also potentially taken another gummy at one point,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: and she was supposed to move in at like six
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: forty five that night. It was a Saturday night. Yeah,
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: I reserved the freight elevator. Mm HMMs meet at nine
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: point thirty. There's no one here to open up the
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: freight elevator. I don't know what I'm doing, and I'm
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: like fuck, like Caitlin, we gotta go. And then and
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: then we became movers. We literally spent night.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: We were drunk already. Yeah, we were drunk.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: We went, we met everybody, We met her dad, We
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: met like her movers, who was like one guy was
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: wearing a shirt that said something about a cult.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Just al and we're in the elevator and so like
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: any pole or just just like which.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Hole and we I really feel like we turned we
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: turned it around.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: It was really bad vibes before we showed up. It
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: was stressful. No one was having like it was not
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: a good energy. And so we're like, yeah, we're drunk.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: So we're drunk, and I just like whoa yep.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: And so we we spent our night moving and then
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: feeling really sad talking to her dad about how like
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: she never sees him and how he like, I don't
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: know if she doesn't appreciate him, and so it was
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: just a funny night because like, why are we drunk
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: moving at nine thirty pm.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: It's just a big mystery to me because she's like,
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: I don't really have a relationship with my parents. And
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I'm like, then, what is your dad? Your sweet dad?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Dude here who is an angel? He's a very nice man,
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: and you know she was, remember she was like talking
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: about how much she like basically hates her boyfriend and
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: he was there like doing the most helping too, And
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know whose side I'm on, Like
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: at first I was on your side, but no, once
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: we met all the buyers, yeah all your post.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't know. I didn't know who said I
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: was on either, because I really was ready to.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Hate the boyfriend and the dad because you tell me
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: to hate a man, and I don't really need much
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: of a reason. But honestly they kind of I liked
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: all the men a little bit more.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: I know she's in her in the house, you know,
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: like doing god knows what and.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Not living anything, and we're moving stuff too.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it just was funny because she like texted
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: me like the next day She's like, oh my god,
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: they loved you, thank you so much, Like it was
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: so much more fun because of you guys. And I'm like,
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: I know were hammered. Yeah, and then we went to
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Clark Street after and I almost got into a fight
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: with those two people at the bar.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I saw the bartender there the other day when I went, oh, yeah, Michelle,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: yes you told me.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yes, I love her, shouted to Clark Street Alehouse.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one of my top fives. Love that place.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you you turned me on to Clerk Street.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I did not. I don't think I had ever been
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: there before, but I was not aware that there was
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: a bar that like a Diebard that had dogs around me.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: So yeah, and it was literally like thirty feet from
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: my door, so like if you can imagine. I was
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: there a little too often, I can imagine.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: But I'm sad that you're not there anymore because now
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like always going there.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like where is she?
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: You know? It was just so easy for me to
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: just like pop on over. You know. It's a little
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: too easy, you know, and I was. I love my neighborhood.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: But it's okay, it's okay. I know, Sam's like right
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: end of the room, like, what the hell?
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay much going on a lake view. Yeah, especially
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: where I live, it's a lot of retired old living
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: assistant people and their canes walking outside with their caretaker's.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: It's so yeah, there's a lot of old gays walking around.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: It's fun. I love it.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like at least safe.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: It is. It is, it is. I like it.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, next crash out. I think you're on number three.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, So I'm going to do my taxes. I
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: started with this so I dread my taxes every year
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: as a makeup artist, Like I have like fifty ten
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: eighty nine's, you know, January first, When people are like,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: what's the best email to send it to, I'm like,
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: so I filed them whatever, like mid March, and I
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: submit them. I actually didn't owe too too much this year,
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: which was nice. I owed much less than I did
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: last year, which was I was like nervous, you know,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: like it's a mystery. I don't know how much I'm
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: going to owe. And then April fifteenth, okay, April sixteenth
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: comes around and I get a text from like a
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: girl that I did a job for one time last year,
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: and she goes, hey, what's your Can I have your
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: W nine so I can send you your ten ninety nine?
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: And I was like, are you kidding me? It's April sixteenth.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: You waited until the day after to let me know
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: that you did not have my information. I'm like, bitch,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: it's the same day every single year. It's this, it
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: doesn't change. It's been like that since who knows, since
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: since Texas existed. Yeah, and so that was one of
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: my I was like, and I usually, you know, like
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: I said, I don't bar bridges either, but I don't
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: really work for this girl often. And she's kind of messy,
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: like she has kind of like some really questionable clients
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: and she's all over the place. So I don't really
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: love taking jobs but it was a production job and
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: it was easy, and so I was working with with
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: my friends and I'll do it. And it's like also
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: annoying because it like was like just hit the threshold
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: of like when you need to file it. So I
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: think it was for like six hundred and fifty dollars.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: It's like six hundred is at the threshold.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I thought I was seven and fifty.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, got six hundred. So I was like, this is
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: not even worth it. So I was like I was
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: just like I kind of went off on her. I'm like,
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: this is crazy, Like it's the day after Like, come on,
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: I already read this so much and now you're just
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: making it worse. And she's like, well, you know you
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: can just you can just file on a duendum or
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: whatever an amendment like well too. So honestly, I hope
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: the I R. S isn't listening, So just not gonna
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: do anything with a TVH. I'm just gonna pretend nothing.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Ever happened and I don't even know about it. They
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: don't listen. If no one listens to this, because the
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: government is listening to this.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Nobody's listening because nobody knows what day it comes out
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: because damn, Jason's pulled in a million directions.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I'm pulling a million directions. We can't nail down a
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: damn day.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: So people, I'm like, I tell people, like, the best
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: way to know is you just auto download, because I
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I can't give you a schedule at this point in time.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I'm doing my best.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: So next time I'm on the podcast might be from
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: behind bars, so.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Right I'm recording you.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I forget that, like for my mom too, like, you know,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: because she's a therapist, So I forget that. It's more
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: annoying if you don't work for a corporation or whatever.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like tax return, I'm sorry, what's that?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Right? Do you have to like budget and like save
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: for what you might owe throughout the year. I wouldn't
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: know how to.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: I'm supposed to, like I do have like quarterly estimates
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: where like I am supposed to, but I just never
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: do you know, Oh, I just pretend like it's never happening,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: And then when it happens, are you ever? Like fuck,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: I don't have the money. I don't know how much
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: it is or what.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Like I kind of like I prepare myself, you know
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: like it it's really like this one I earned this year,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: I only go like four hundred, which is okay, so
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: like that's.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Okay. I'm trying to think of another. Like
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: there's so many nights, but I don't know which one
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I want to do. Did you ever? Did you ever
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: do a strip club night with us? No?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: But I would love to.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, I couldn't remember if you were in the summer
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: where I was at the strip club like a lot,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Like I don't really know why I did that.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: No, I wish because I love the strip club.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, there's going to be I'm trying to think of
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: so many.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean probably the night even though this was
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: like personally a very bad night for me, but when
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: we went to watch the Lions in the playoffs a
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: couple of years ago, any night we went some other hubbards,
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: obviously my other cheers, my cheers, I guess before uh
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: you showed me Clark Street and it was shitty because
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: we it was the closest we've ever been since I
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: can remember to the super Bowl and we lost. But
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: it was just a funny night because I brought my
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: grandma's ashes because I wanted to have her be with
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: me in case something big happened. So she was at
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: the bar and I was carrying her around, and then
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: on the way home, we made friends with the nice
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: homeless gentleman with him, We're hanging out with him. Then
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: a guy came out of the shot next door telling
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: him to get away, but we were like no, He's like,
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: oh yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: The guy from the Havanah place. Yeah, I like hang
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: out with him. Kind of. No, I don't hang out
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: with him, but like whenever like meet and Alison are
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: like on that street, we always pop into like that
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: little bow gake up like hey, and like he'll like
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: give us shots and stuff.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't like him because he was trying
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: to tell our almost wanted to get away, and I
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: was like no, he's like, we're with him.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: He belongs to us, He's my friend. Okay.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: It's just it just really lends itself to the randomness
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: of the nights that are typically had. But yeah, that's
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: a funny and there's a funny video just from that night.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of videos that I probably can't show,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: but I think that was one of my funniest that
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I can think of.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, there's so many nights. I mean there
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: was like like a month period where like we hung
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: out every single Saturday.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. That was recently, though, I feel like there's
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: been so many over.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: The last couple of years. We went to Vegas together.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't know if he wanted me to do Vegas.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: It's next, you can do it for my fourth one. Yeah,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: allegedly I was in Vegas, the rumor has it. Yeah, yeah, that.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Was quite the night. I was Paulina's photographer up. I
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: was unwell. I made it. At least I made it
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: to the rehearsal dinner party like the welcome party, and
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: even Hobby didn't, so thats no, that.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Was gonna be my Well, you can just do it now.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: One is definitely I really enjoy bringing girls to weddings.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I think it's more fun sometimes, and I like shout
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: out to my shout out to Paulina and all my
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: girlfriends who are like, bring a girl. I don't care,
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: you know, like I just sometimes I think it's more
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: fun to bring a friend. And Paulina was like, yes,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: bring Casey. She's a down as bitch, so I brought you.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: I think we were delayed coming in and so you
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: were a little schmammered because you were waiting for me.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I had like.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Two martinis at like ten am, so probably not the
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: best choice and martinis.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: And then I think you drink like every kind of
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: booze in that night, and I think you like did
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: all the things. Yeah, so that night was the welcome dinner,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: and the groom did not make it to the welcome dinner.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: But you made it to the welcome dinner. And you
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: could barely even stand, but you made it. And so
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I always say, hey, at least she was there, and
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: she wait.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: What was that? What was like the the like country
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: place that we walked into.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Well, we welcome the welcome It wasn't even a welcome down.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: The welcome party was at Senior Frogs, which, yeah, spiracle,
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: and yeah, there was like a western bar that I've
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: actually seen since on a couple of shows that we
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: walked in.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: You were on a saddle.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: There was nobody there, not a single soul, a.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Single soul was there.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: So that was a very funny night, and it was
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: a funny weekend. And then was it the next day
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: or that night? There was one day when I was
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: shaving my legs, and you were so hammered that you oh, yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: you guys. I'm in the shower. I don't think we'd
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: ever traveled before. I'm in the shower. I'm shaving my
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: legs and Casey just comes in the bathroom, starts taking
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: her clothes off and just gets in the shower with me.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, girl, like what are we doing?
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: It was like laughing to myself.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Probably, I'm like, I don't even know if you knew
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I was there, But I was like, is she like
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: she like trying to get frisky with me and shed
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: And then you got in the shower and I'm like yeah,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: and I'm like shaving my legs and I'm like, hey,
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: can I get some of the shower, like you just
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: got in the shower with me? And it was it
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: was It's a very it was very funny. That was
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: a funny trip.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: I almost missed SNI flight home. I was running THI
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: yes that morning. I was like, I was like you
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: you were making me nervous. I'm like, Kaylen Kleen, you
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: have to get up. You're like, well I can't, Like
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: I will, I'm like, Kaylen, you have to get up.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you like got up, mumbled, and then just
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: immediately left you fled.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I was so drunk at the airport, like I looked
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: at a little kid and I was like, oh, like
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: I should not like because I was like hi, you know,
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: talking to a little kid, and I was like who
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't like I read a booze.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Hobbled over and then like yeah, everyone I was out
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: with the night before missed their flights except for me,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: so like that's pretty crazy, but yeah, I I made it.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: But it was just a funny weekend because Paul called
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: and was like, hey, where are you guys? And you
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: weren't with me, but I had just gotten off the
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: roller coaster at New York New York and she's like
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I'll never forget that. Like I called asked where you
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: were and you're like, yeah, I just got off the
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: roller coaster with Jordan.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: She's like why, and I'm like I needed to feel something.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I felt like too drunk, and I
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: was like I need to feel something.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: So we wrote the Yeah, we rode the roller coaster,
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: and then Jordan and I switched shirts at the bar
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: for absolutely no reason, and then everybody missed their flights
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: and I dropped my suitcase on a woman who was
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: sitting like in the chair beneath where I was trying
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: to put it up.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: But legendary, legendary night and weekends, and yes, we tried
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: to ask Casey to take photos of us, and they're hysterical.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: And Jason was like, why are we asking the drunkest
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: person in here.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: The drunk girl to take these photos? But I'm thinking,
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: I'm like killing it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, So the photos are so funny.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: I have them saved and I look at them from
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: time to time and it brings me a lot of
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: joy because you thought you ate and they're like up
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: my feed and like they're very funny.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: I love that. Another trip and go, well, I wish
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I could go to Italy, but I don't know if
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: that's going to be in.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: My you should I booked a room and Lake Como
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: with a balcony day.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, imagine, imagine.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: I know I do have like the flight watches, so
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: like I'm still looking.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just look, I mean we could we could figure
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: it out. I mean, we can talk offline. But even
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: if you have to pay me later, or I just
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: pay for the hotel because I'm gonna anyways then and
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: you just get the flight, then that's okay too.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: You want to see my mom feel better. My mom
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: would feel a lot better.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: I think she's starting to get nervous's starting to text
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: me friends that she thinks I should.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Take it, and I'm like, oh, are you getting scared?
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: But I know, but like so many people I know
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: go on solo trips and like like when we went
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: to like Nicaragua, like everybody's a solo trip, like you
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: just like everyone was by themselves. Yeah, I got to
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: meet friends along the way. I I like you. I
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: like traveling with somebody. I don't like being by myself.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: I don't like that. I would if I had to,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: like for work, like you know, like if there's like
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: a wedding somewhere, like I have done that, it just
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: like sucks. Like I wish I could yap with somebody
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: or like I don't know, talk, I don't just like
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: do something with someone.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like a shared experience. I like to talk.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not like super I don't really need to be alone.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: And now there are people who like drain my energy
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: or people that I wouldn't want to travel with, but
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I definitely like enjoy it more with someone else.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: But also I'm like I'm going to be on that
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: side of the world.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: It's it's so rare that I have time off of
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: work because we can only really take it when like
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: people are like schools are off, you know, so like
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: the fourth of July week is the week after that,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, well I still have time off. I'm
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: in northern Italy, Like why am I not gonna just
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: why would I go back?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: You know, when I'm already over there, I'm gonna see
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: some other shit.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: So the stars are aligning, so it's aligning.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be brave.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I'm sure I'll make like friends with an old man
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: at the bar, like that's usually.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: You're gonna have the best time, Like you literally are
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: going to have such a great time.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I'm just nervous about like the transportie, like the logistics
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: of like how big of a suitcase can I take
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: in the train? And like when I get off the train,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: like where do I go? But I'm sure I'll figure
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: it out and I'll have it planned beforehand. But that's
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: like the kind of the part that makes me nervous.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Like once I'm checked in and stuff, I'll be okay.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: And then like I just want to make sure that,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: like i'm things I will pay a little bit more.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Fuck for are like rooms that feel safe, rooms without
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: carpeting because like we're not doing bad bugs, and like
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: just rooms that are I know people are like you
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: only sleep in the room, but like I need to
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: feel safe and comfortable in a room when I go
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: back to it and want to go to sleep, Like
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: that would ruin it.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, like the room is a vibe, you know, like.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I need it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: I need it. Yeah, Like you know, when we went
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: to Nicaragua a couple of weeks two months ago whatever,
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: we went in February, Like the first half we stayed
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: in a hostel, which is my first time saying hostel,
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: which is just like a different vibe. But it's because
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: like everything that we were doing was booked through the
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: hostel and there's not like much to do in that town,
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: so it made sense.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Then like after like it's just it's a room. It's
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: one room, Like it's so basic. And then and then
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: like a couple days later we went to like an
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Island where we had like an entire villa and our
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: own bathroom, which was so nice. Yeah, so it is
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: like it it makes a difference.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I also like shout out, like I didn't realize
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: I do have. I don't know if you have any
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: credit cards that are tied to like an airline, but
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: I have one that's tied to United. But like you
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: can book flights and hotel and travel through that, and
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: if you go through that portal, it's like discounted rates.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: So I was just looking up.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: So I'm doing, like after I do like Como, I'm
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: going back to Milan because that's like where I'm gonna
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: fly out of and then I'm gonna do some day
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: trips from there. But like the hotels booking through my
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: credit card are like pretty cheap in Milan, Like there
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: were some that you could say, like four nights were
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: under five dollars. Those I was almost too scared to
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: book because I'm like, what's the catch?
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like you can find some really
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: affordable options, you just have the research, which I hate
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: doing the research.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: But I'm a review person like they and luckily there
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: are people that like book through this, like United Chase
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Portal and they they review it and they also have
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: categories of kinds of travelers so you can search.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: You can search by solo traveler if you want, and
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: then it'll be like a girl named Megan and she's
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: like I felt safe or whatever.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: So well, I feel like it's more legit if you're
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: like booking it through like your credit card or something,
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: you know, like I.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Don't know sure for sure, but they also like I
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: like that they have their own rating system within there,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: and then it's like the prices they'll discount you, Like
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: one of the rooms was just kind of like twenty
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: four percent just for being a cardholder. So I'm like,
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: why didn't I do this like before? But yeah, I
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: just the room is important, like where I relax and
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: night is important to me.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if that makes me bougie.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. I don't think you're you're
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: doing them. I think I'm alone, Like, yeah, no, I
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: wanted to have a vibe too. Yeah, yollo, you're I
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: mean it's sound like you're in Italy every day.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: So no, definitely not, definitely not. And it's like, yeah,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: before a big birthday, was it you who just went
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: last or is it my turn?
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't either. I'm trying to think. I don't
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: know if I have two nights left or one. I
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: think one that comes to mind is last minute. And
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: I talked about this on the podcast. But I needed
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: you or I needed I had Morgan wall on tickets.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: And oh yeah, this was always going to be concerts
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: with you. I love it. You're the best. You always
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: bring me everywhere. I'm like, yeah, sure, I'll go. Like
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: I knew like who he was, and.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: By the way, this is before I think, this is
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: like all before all his controversies, so like, do not
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: at me.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: But it was like three years ago.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: It was a long time ago. Yeah, but I ended
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: up needing someone to go with me last minute. You
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: don't even like country. You came with me.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: You're a real one.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: I was hungover. I'd like just ordered like wings or something,
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: and I'm like no, I ordered velvet tacole. I'm like, okay,
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a really good friend. And you came with me.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: You don't like country, and you didn't know any song,
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: but we had fun and every song I was like, listen,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: it's either.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Gonna be about drinking women or his hometown. Let's it
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: so like.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Justus trucks his stand in it. Yeah, that are in
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: his boots.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you seen in my boots? Yeah?
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: And like Tennessee yeah yeah, every single song. And I'm like,
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: how did he have thirty songs to sting about that?
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: Like doesn't his like last album have like thirty seven songs?
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, it was just more to say I like that.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: There's a song that like literally he's like telling this girl.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: He's like, I love you more than all these things,
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: but I just don't love you more than I can't
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: love you more than my hometown.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Like that's can you imagine like what's.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Your hometown again, Plainfield?
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Like can you imagine telling San like I just I
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: don't love you more than Plainfield?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but the core Fields have ye, He's like, no, okay,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: so that that'll be my fourth if I needed to
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: do a four, and then I'll do one more after.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, I guess like I will going back to like
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: more like traveling. This is kind of disturbing, but one
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: of my crash outs was basically getting Bali belly in
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Nicaragua one of the worst experiences to date. The drag.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: I was down so bad. We were there for like
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: a full week, and like I was fine up until
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: like the last night. We were like outside all day,
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: like in the sun, doing like water activities, like at
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: the beach, just like you know, like I was just
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: like dehydrated and like hot. So we get back to
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: our villa. This is our last night, and I'm like,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: I just want ice water so bad. So I asked
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: the restaurant for like ice with my water. And I
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: didn't really think too too much of it because I'm
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: like we've been drinking like in cocktails. I feel like
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: there's been ice and like the cocktails, and like it
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: was the only thing that like Sam had not had
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: that I did have. And that whole next like seventy
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: two hours was the death of me. When I tell you,
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's horrible, but like and I'm sure people
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: who've traveled and gotten like travelers diarrhea, can they know
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: the struggles.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Jesson has shipped the bed and he's talked about it
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: on this podcast.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, oh yeah, you're still right, Okay, so then I'll
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: be discussing too.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Jason has shut his bed like literally with like the
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: dogs and his partner in the back.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: I can confidently say I didn't do that, and also
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: what if I did, I would never admit it to Sam, right,
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: But so like I was up all night just like
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: in and out every two seconds. And then like we
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: left at like eight o'clock in the morning and we
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: are on our ride there and like we are in
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: the car with like this French couple that they just
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: got married, and they're like, look it at it all,
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: let's check chat, let's talk, And I'm like, you know,
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: it's kind of like a language barrier too, and I'm
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: like I don't have the mental capacity right now to
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: to talk to you guys. I love you, but I'm
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: like Sam, and gonna need you to take the brain
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: on this one and like talk to them. So then
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: like I had travelers flu, diarrhea whatever for during three
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: long car rides. One was over like two hours, one
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: was over an hour, uh, and then a fairy and
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: then you just hold tight, like how did you do that? Oh? I?
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: So we asked the front desk for like anti diarrhea pills,
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: which they gave it to me, but like it didn't
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: like it didn't really help. I didn't want to take
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: like ten either, because I'm like eventually it needs to
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: come out, Like I can't like be constipated for like
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: the next ten days. Yeah, and like I like and
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: like that's one thing, Like I can deal with, like
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: going to the bathroom every two seconds one thing. But
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: like my stomach was just I was in so much pain,
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: the worst cramps. Like I'm just miserable and like nothing's helping.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: I got like fucking like chicken noodle soup at the
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Nicaragua airport, which is like then shout out to the
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: man who actually had that right.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: It's hysterical.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, I'm like I can't eat anything, I can't drink anything,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: and like every two seconds I'm leaving to get up.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: And so like Sam is like he got like he
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: got like he got trace l like Jase at the airport,
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: he got like a case of dia situation. He got
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: like a crape. And then he got subway and then
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: we get to the Miami airport and he gets Manchu
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: walk and he's like he brings back like all these
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: like chickens and noodles, and he's like, Okay, so this
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: one's spicy hab anarro mango. This one's orange, and I'm like,
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm literally chugging a bottle of pepto right now.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: It was so bad. And then and then like We're
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: on our way to Chicago from Miami and I'm in
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: the middle seat, me and Sam are separated. There's a
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: the lady next to me is coughing, she's sick as hell.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: And the lady to the right of me, and I
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: will see it was a larger woman. So I didn't
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: want to keep on like going over her lap, you
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: know what I mean. Like I'm like, I don't want
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: to make you get up, Like I don't want to
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: keep on getting up every two seconds, but I had to,
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: you know, yeah I do. And then I was just
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: to the point where like and like everyone was like, oh,
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: you must be coming back so skinny. I'm like, no,
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: I was so bloated. It was definitely a unique experience.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Like I was going to take a picture of like
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: how bloated I was. But it hurt. It was too
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: painful to move, I know, it was so painful. And
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: then like the next day I go to urgent care
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: and like they feel so bad for me. There like
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: they're giving me so much sympathy. I'm like, this is
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: the sympathy I need this, yeah, and just like is
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: it like more than like ten times a day? And
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, yeah, of course, yeah, next questions ten times, yes, yeah,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: and then they like subscribe or prescribe me like I
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: don't know, but like I was allergic to like the
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: main thing that treats it, which was like annoying, and
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I was like maybe I'll just take it anyways, and
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: they're like.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, no girl.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: And then I come home and then Sam eight six
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: pieces of like Peakquad's pizza and I'm just like eating
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: chicken noodle soup and I'm like, yeah, right.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: We uh, four of my friends stayed in a room
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: in the Dominican Republican. We all got it both ends,
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: but we got it one by one, so it took
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: us down, like we all got it from different things.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: And uh, it was literally like the scene in Bridesmaids,
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: like because it was like at any time, like someone
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: needed to be in the sink, in the trash can,
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: in the shower, and it was horrific. But I actually
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: thought I was gonna die, Like I thought about writing
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: them a note the night that I had it, because
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I was like the hotel like ran out of water.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: It was crazy. I know you have to go? Is
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: there one more?
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Is there one more night that we should I'm trying
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: to look at our photos before we go.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: I know so many.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Hold on, let me look at my people and pets
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: and see if there's one that drugs our memory.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Unless you can think of a funny one. They're always funny,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Let me, I know, like, let me get a reminder
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: of my phone and take a look. See what else
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: have we done?
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: We've done? Know? How do you not have a face
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: in my phone?
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: We? Oh wait? The PowerPoint presentation night was good.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's funny.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: I did you already talk about that or I don't know,
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we uh we went to also with our friend
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Jordan a PowerPoint presentation night.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: That was just a funny night because well I called it.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna throw looking at the picture
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: of Jordan right now with his in my Dina wig
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: that I left there.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Fiance that forbid me to leave it there, and I
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm going to leave this here for you.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we did a PowerPoint night of hot takes.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Matt Yours was like very detailed about crazy you're exited.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Mine was about how adult men shouldn't be blonde. I
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: knew I was gonna puke later because all the wine
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: was so sugary, and I it's been a long time.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: We're drinking the most random wine. Like it's not like
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: curated that we picked out, Like it's just like I
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: don't just drinking seven different bottles of wine.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't drink like fruity stuff and I don't
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: mix and I don't do that.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: So unfortunately for me, you had already gone.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: But I was on my balcony and for the first
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: time in a long time, it just projectile came out
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: and it was not like a matter.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Of even being able to get to the toilet.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: So I threw up all over my balcony, like and
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: there's still a stain out there because it was red
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: wine and it is raining and you.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Throw it like like off the balcony and you're just
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: mining your business and next thing you know, just red puke.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Just it was it was one of those ones where
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: like sometimes it hits me because I'm pretty good at
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: controlling it. I'm a I'm a good puker, like I'll
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: you know whatever, I have a mess up stomach, but
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: it was one where it wasn't even an option to
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: lean over, so I was standing straight up, and.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: It can't like just the whole Yeah, the loogle wheeled
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: out of your mouth.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Just And I told my friend Hillary, I said, I
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: looked at the mess and I thought that's tomorrow.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: So I woke up the next morning and I'm like,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I gotta grow up. But it's not my fall. I
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: don't drink like that, And so shouted to Jordan and
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: his work.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's not your fault. It's never, it's never.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: And then do you want to end with your one
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: good things you did? You did your crash ats?
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: You have one good?
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Do I have a good thing?
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Probably not?
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know, you know what a one more crash out?
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Which is I have to wake up at like four
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: thirty tomorrow. I know you wake up so earlier day.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Well like my wedding. My wedding starts at five thirty
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: am tomorrow. And yeah, and uh, but at least I'm
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: done at like nine to forty five, which is kind
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: of nice.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Will you be hungover? Are you going out?
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: So it's my boyfriend's one of his besties birthdays, and
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: so we're going to some Chinese restaurant.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: How do I can I don't.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't. I don't think. Iobie. I
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: have no idea. I don't really know how much she kills.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: But like I feel like he's gonna be ready to
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: go and like party because like he really hasn't been
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: like been drinking like I have in Kentucky, you know,
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: for the last three days. So I'm like, I will
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: do my best to hang for as long as I can,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: and then I have to go.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: You actually go, So yeah, I don't know. It's a
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: lot we have to be on all day and doing
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: all those girls makeup, I'm sure.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: So yeah. I mean like and I've been to weddings
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: where I'm like hungover. I mean, trust me, like I
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: know project ale vomit like before I, you know, into
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: a parking lot before I walk in, or.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Like but you'll beat that up.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But like sometimes that's when I like slay the hardest.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is like because I really
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: have to concentrate, you know, like yes, like.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're trying harder than like you normally would
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: it when you're in like autopilot. Yeah, okay, well get
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: your get your makeup done by Casey. If anyone is
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: local and needs uh makeup, I.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Will tax promise I won't throw up while I'm doing
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: your makeup.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: No, she always makes it on time. She's professional, she
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: does great makeup. Whatever she did the night before is
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: no one else's business.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Exactly, but I'm going to tell you it because I
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: love telling everyone my business.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you're you. She's very talented, so you guys
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: hire her if you need makeup. The top five podcasts.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: On Instagram kaelin for Real and do you want to
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: say your your Instagram?
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's k A s E y s U r
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: g E s that Muay, It's Casey Sergius Lah. People
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: think Wah is my last name, but it's not. It's
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: makeup artists.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: I used to think that that. I didn't know what
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: that stood for, but I know.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, you and everybody else in a while ago,
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: but I was like, what is that?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I love you, thank you for doing this.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: I love you. Have fun tonight and I'll text you after. Okay,
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: thank you, queen, I love you so much, I love you,
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: and let me stop