Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #6 Acuña Moncada Trophies
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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- 0:17Speaker 1: through the countdown of the top ten phone taps of Christmas,
- 0:20Speaker 1: So we've reached number six. Okay, I'm trying to do
- 0:23Speaker 1: the math. Almost happened. I shouldn't have done that. In
- 0:28Speaker 1: this one, we had the opportunity to phone tap a
- 0:30Speaker 1: person who works at a trophy store and give him
- 0:32Speaker 1: some very specific requests that are almost guaranteed to stress
- 0:37Speaker 1: him out. Oh, this is some of Brooks's best work.
- 0:42Speaker 1: And it's your number six phone tap of the year
- 0:45Speaker 1: right now. It's Brooking Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Hi was just set at our video Truphis in engraving.
- 0:57Speaker 1: How can I help you, Hi, I need to put
- 0:59Speaker 1: an order in some trophies. Okay, I'm just second here
- 1:03Speaker 1: and let me pull out a form for you. Yeah, sure,
- 1:07Speaker 1: all right, And what's your name? Well, this is gonna
- 1:13Speaker 1: sound funny but it's actually Jane Doe. D Oe, Jane Doe, yeah,
- 1:21Speaker 1: like the missing person. Yep, I get that a lot.
- 1:24Speaker 1: I guess my parents heard it on the news once
- 1:27Speaker 1: and thought it sounded pretty. But that's my name. Wow.
- 1:30Speaker 1: I don't think I've actually met Jane Doe before. It's
- 1:34Speaker 1: pretty cool. So, um, what kind of trophies is? Were
- 1:37Speaker 1: you interested in? Yeah? I coach at boys and girls
- 1:41Speaker 1: under ten little league team and they just won it all.
- 1:44Speaker 1: So oh wow, congrats. Okay, yeah, thanks, just gonna need
- 1:47Speaker 1: twelve trophies, you know, with little baseball player dudes, and
- 1:50Speaker 1: then their names on the trophies. Okay, awesome, So yeah,
- 1:54Speaker 1: it dozen trophies with baseball style, and you want to
- 1:59Speaker 1: put the names on. Yeah, first kid, okay, Pickles dill Hoffer.
- 2:05Speaker 1: That's two f's in the hoff Did you say first
- 2:09Speaker 1: name Pickles? Yep? You know, if you can't fit it,
- 2:12Speaker 1: you can just put Picky d I think I can
- 2:15Speaker 1: fit it. Um is dill Hoffer one or two? Else? Actually? Three? Three?
- 2:23Speaker 1: Got that? Okay? Okay. Our third baseman, his name is
- 2:26Speaker 1: Cannonball titcom. What is that a nickname? Nope? Nope, just
- 2:33Speaker 1: parents these days, you know, trying to name their kids
- 2:35Speaker 1: upping to be unique. Okay, I can hear a lot
- 2:38Speaker 1: of Jane does. I'll tell you that Cannonball one word,
- 2:41Speaker 1: first name, and he's best friends with our short stop
- 2:44Speaker 1: Tip Twinkletoes Trasky. What can you say that again? Tip
- 2:51Speaker 1: Twinkletoes Trasky. I don't know if we're gonna be able
- 2:55Speaker 1: to fit that on a trophy. You're having a hard time.
- 2:58Speaker 1: I had to fit the whole thing on the back
- 2:59Speaker 1: of his jersey. You couldn't even see his number. Yeah,
- 3:04Speaker 1: that's that's really unique. I definitely not heard of that one. Okay,
- 3:08Speaker 1: center fielder is ed Head. Did you just say ed
- 3:12Speaker 1: twice at ed would be ridiculous? No, ed head, ed head,
- 3:18Speaker 1: edad ed head yep ed head. And these kids are
- 3:23Speaker 1: all on your team. I've already explained that. So our
- 3:26Speaker 1: next one is our relief pitcher, reven LYE bowregardn Bret
- 3:33Speaker 1: Braviny br br there you just spell it just like
- 3:37Speaker 1: it sounds. Can we just put Bres like brev? I'm sorry,
- 3:41Speaker 1: I can't have that. The parents will be all over me,
- 3:43Speaker 1: and man, I'm running out of time here. Can we
- 3:46Speaker 1: just get our next kid down? Hold on, I'm still
- 3:49Speaker 1: in the other name, like the previous name. It's okay,
- 3:51Speaker 1: we can come back to it. I just got to
- 3:53Speaker 1: get this next kid down. It's our starting pitcher, a
- 3:55Speaker 1: Kuta Moncada wait, like the Lion King song. Not really,
- 4:00Speaker 1: I mean that's Hokuna Matata. Okay, it's a Kuna Mankata.
- 4:04Speaker 1: He's actually a skinny, white Jewish kid. Man. These names
- 4:08Speaker 1: are so much more complicated than a typical request. Really
- 4:12Speaker 1: probably gonna be yeah, yeah, I mean, don't you deal
- 4:16Speaker 1: with youth all the time. Yeah, like Johnny Smith and
- 4:20Speaker 1: and God, that'd be nice to have one of those
- 4:22Speaker 1: kids on my team. But I really just got to
- 4:24Speaker 1: finish this up with you. Okay. We have an online
- 4:27Speaker 1: submission formula. I don't have time for that. I just
- 4:30Speaker 1: need to tell you about Persimmons Air Bud Alonso hold on,
- 4:34Speaker 1: and then Trevin Daddy Magic McClusky. There's no kid named
- 4:38Speaker 1: Daddy Magic on your team. Come on. He's good friends
- 4:42Speaker 1: with Pierre pants pr Pants Pierre. You know it's French
- 4:47Speaker 1: French Pierre pants O. You know what, I can't do it. Look,
- 4:52Speaker 1: I'm just telling you that I only have one kid
- 4:54Speaker 1: left our Catcher, marijuana, pepsi Jackson marijuana Jackson. Well, you
- 5:00Speaker 1: know what those parents were smoking the night they conceived him?
- 5:02Speaker 1: Where do you live? We're who heard these people? I
- 5:05Speaker 1: don't understand who would name their kids that. I mean,
- 5:08Speaker 1: somebody might name their kid that if they wanted to prank.
- 5:10Speaker 1: Call you like I'm doing what. Yeah, I'm not actually
- 5:16Speaker 1: a Little League coach. I'm a radio host from the
- 5:18Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
- 5:20Speaker 1: phone tap on you. You're not kidding. Your girlfriend, Maya
- 5:27Speaker 1: Buncheeks set you up for a phone tap. My girlfriend's
- 5:34Speaker 1: name is Maya, but I didn't know, so I just said,
- 5:38Speaker 1: oh my god, just assumed I would see you like.
- 5:42Speaker 1: I am about to just quit my job right now
- 5:44Speaker 1: because it's the hardest order I've ever had. What you'd
- 5:48Speaker 1: quit over? Pickles dill Hoffer, Come on, three ls? It
- 5:52Speaker 1: was it the three l's that threw you? Yeah, that
- 5:55Speaker 1: was it, the three that was your number six phone
- 5:57Speaker 1: tap of twenty twenty two. Look and Jeffrey in the Morning.