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Phone Tap PODCAST: Happy Weiner Birthday · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred d hy away knock.
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  Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice. It's
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  Speaker 1: your call. One eight hundred duy away another on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties to me, I'm moving five. Hello. Hi? Is this Bryce? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: This is Spry Hey Bryce? How are you? This is
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  Speaker 1: Casey right back. I'm with corporate HR. Oh Hi, how
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Not too good? Actually, listen, I know you
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  Speaker 1: left working. You're at home now, but I have to
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  Speaker 1: talk with you about a serious matter of course. What
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. You may have noticed that one of
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  Speaker 1: your co workers, Melissa, called in sick today. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: well you know that Melissa is not really sick. Melissa.
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  Speaker 1: Actually Melissa didn't want to go to work today because
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  Speaker 1: she told us what you did, and she's extremely upset. Um, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I think there might be a mistake. I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I've done anything to to offend really really,
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  Speaker 1: I find that surprising because yesterday it was her birthday,
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  Speaker 1: as you know, and around three o'clock when she got
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  Speaker 1: back from the break room, she found what she thought
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  Speaker 1: was a happy Birthday card on her desk, and that
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  Speaker 1: turned out to be a photocopy of somebody's junk with
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  Speaker 1: the inscription happy birthday. May it be a big one
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  Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with me. I think that
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  Speaker 1: has that. I think it has everything to do with you, Bryce.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what you're talking about. Bryce.
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  Speaker 1: I need you to be honest with me right now, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: because we've got a couple other co workers that say
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  Speaker 1: they saw you honest with you, and I want someone
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  Speaker 1: to at least listen to my side of the store.
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  Speaker 1: Not that I have a side of the story. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even know. Okay, there and there it is, and
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  Speaker 1: there it is. You do have a side of the story.
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  Speaker 1: Just come clean with me, admit that you photocopied you're
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  Speaker 1: private parts. You're just putting words in my mouth. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know any I'm putting words in your mouth. I'm
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  Speaker 1: putting words in your mouth. You're putting some people's desks.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's the worst thing to do. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I cannot believe you just said that to me. Who
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  Speaker 1: it is, what it is? But hey, Bryce, Bryce, I
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  Speaker 1: call it like I see it, And you're putting very
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  Speaker 1: average sized some people's desks. That's what you did. I
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  Speaker 1: just need to talk to your supervisor or his supervisor
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  Speaker 1: or somebody's boss right now. Well, we're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: have a meeting with you regardless, and you can talk
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  Speaker 1: to him then tomorrow at noon, come down here, and
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  Speaker 1: once we compare the picture with the real thing, we'll
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  Speaker 1: have our answer. Simple as that. Are you kidding me? No,
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  Speaker 1: it's that simple. Once we compare the two, if it's
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  Speaker 1: not you that's in the picture, then fine, we made
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  Speaker 1: a mistake. But if it is you, you're in a
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  Speaker 1: lot of truth. Let me be clear. I didn't do this,
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  Speaker 1: and you still want me to come down and show myself.
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  Speaker 1: Try if it's too everybody just approve. Well not to
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  Speaker 1: not to everybody, just five or six people in the boardroom, sir,
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  Speaker 1: But I shouldn't have to do that in front of anyone.
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  Speaker 1: You come in, you show it to us, we compare
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  Speaker 1: it with the picture, we weigh it, and then if
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  Speaker 1: it's not you, then you're good. Wag it. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a scale there and you're gonna weigh my after
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  Speaker 1: I show it to everybody. That's right, Yes, that's exactly
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  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. Why are you laughing? Why? I'm
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  Speaker 1: just laughing because I'm wondering if your this is gonna
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  Speaker 1: weigh more than mine when we have our little way off.
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  Speaker 1: What what's going on? Right? What's going on is you're
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  Speaker 1: actually on the radio right now. No, this is actually
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  Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm Moving
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  Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: No hope. Yeah, your co worker Melissa set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Holy I really for a second I thought I was
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  Speaker 1: going to be fired. This is that because you actually
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  Speaker 1: did something like that. Uh No, but I've thought about it.
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  Speaker 1: You have you thought about doing that? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a very exciting job. So I think about
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  Speaker 1: a lot of wake up every morning with Jubal phone
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  Speaker 1: tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, holy On Moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five.