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Phone Tap PODCAST: Piss Off British Bloke · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d y away mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, tell me I'm moving eighty two point five. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for Charlie. Yeah, yeah, that's me. This
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  Speaker 1: is Casey right back. I work in customer service for
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  Speaker 1: Hilton Hotels. Um. I was calling in regards to your
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  Speaker 1: missing cell phone. Yeah, yeah, you call my mobile? Did
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  Speaker 1: you find it? Your mobile? Yeah? My mobile? That's what
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  Speaker 1: you're calling about, right, I don't know what that is, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I was calling about a cell phone. Oh my god?
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  Speaker 1: All right, yeah, mobile, mobile phone, cell phone, same thing,
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  Speaker 1: same thing. Tell me did you tell me you found it?
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  Speaker 1: Are you British? Oh? Are you American? Yeah? Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: Gratish mate. Yeah, just tell me you've got my mobile.
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  Speaker 1: That's why the phone number was so long calling you. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Ten for observation, I've never actually talked to a British
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  Speaker 1: dude before. Really. Yeah, nice to meet you, bloke. Well,
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  Speaker 1: first time for everything. Hey, tell me do you have
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  Speaker 1: my mobile? Casey? When you say mobile you mean cell phone. Yes, Casey,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I mean. When you say cell phone, I
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  Speaker 1: mean mobile. You left it at the hotel, right, Is
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  Speaker 1: that what you work Casey? Yes, I'm calling from the
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  Speaker 1: hotel you were staying at when you were That's where
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  Speaker 1: I left it, mate, That's that's where it is. That's
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  Speaker 1: where I left it. We we're heading in the right direction.
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  Speaker 1: He blow. Don't get pissy with me. I would be
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  Speaker 1: the one asking the questions. Yeah, that's that's that's pretty
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  Speaker 1: good mate. Yeah. Like I said, I've never talked to
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  Speaker 1: an English guy before. I just wanted to try out
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  Speaker 1: my accent. How was it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's you know,
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  Speaker 1: I want to scale the one to ten. I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you about a four and half. No, but yeah, I listen, No, seriously, Casey,
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  Speaker 1: I just want mobile blind me. I think I found
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  Speaker 1: it in my trousers. Pounce, my trousers, pounce. I really
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  Speaker 1: appreciate that you're fascinated with my accent, all right, but
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  Speaker 1: there's a fine line between liking it and then taking
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  Speaker 1: a piss And what you're doing now is making fun
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  Speaker 1: of me. Do you like soccer or you call it?
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  Speaker 1: What football? Over there? Don't you. Oh my god. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: who's your favorite who's your favorite football squad team? All right,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. Get me the guy on the telephone
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  Speaker 1: that signs your checks right now, sir. Okay, I apologize.
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  Speaker 1: I was just really excited to talk to you. I
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  Speaker 1: will king now you've got it. I will get my
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  Speaker 1: manager on the phone. Okay, just hold on from one
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  Speaker 1: second phone please waiting, mate? Okay, Hello, who's Charlie Davis there?
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  Speaker 1: Charlie David. Get me acking manager on the phone. Right.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't Casey right back. This is the salad dodg
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  Speaker 1: of the Houghton Hotels, is right? It's not right? O me.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody listen, tell me something. Kissing charts there, I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: to us army in the stills. I'd love to send
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  Speaker 1: your phone back to you for five shillings. You know
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  Speaker 1: I continue this. I put you in body mate every year.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know? You know it's done? Mate, I'm never
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  Speaker 1: staying in the hotel again. Just off, are you wheel?
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  Speaker 1: I swear to goot Mete if I was next to you,
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  Speaker 1: you would be out cold. I oh my god, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna nutch you straight in your play race. That's um.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're probably not familiar with who this is,
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  Speaker 1: but this is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five You this is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call. Your buddy Aiden set you up. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? If in Little ranca Ima, when
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  Speaker 1: you're out here for business staying at the hotel and
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  Speaker 1: you left your cell phone, he emailed us to give
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  Speaker 1: you a call and mess with you. Are you all
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  Speaker 1: just a bunch of wankers? That's where you are. Wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with jubile phone tabs weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, fully two point five