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Phone Tap: Marla Fell Asleep In Your Car · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Listeners don't know this, but lately Brook's been going into
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: producer Boyd's office slamming her hand down on the desk, say,
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: I want to try more phone tap characters.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: Because host Zany and Jeff get all the glory, they
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: get all the love, and I'm always just some snarky
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: customer service lady or hr rap let me do a voice.
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  Speaker 3: It's not really how it went down. It was more
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  Speaker 3: the opposite of like, hey, Brooke, do this.
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  Speaker 1: No Broke goes in and begs for it, and then
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  Speaker 1: producer Boyd is always like, I don't know. She's like
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: jose teach me how to duke no Brook.
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  Speaker 3: But today today is gonna be weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because against our better judgment, we're actually gonna give
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  Speaker 1: it a shot. Oh my producer Boyd has approved this unwillingly.
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  Speaker 1: But get ready to hear Brooks brand new phone tap
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  Speaker 1: persona Marla, the chain smoking auto mechanic that you can
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  Speaker 1: barely understand. And then after words, make sure to text
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  Speaker 1: in do seven eighty five to nine two tell us
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  Speaker 1: keep it.
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  Speaker 4: Or kill it?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, do you like Marla?
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  Speaker 1: Well we'll find out. Let's hear it. Someone just sas
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  Speaker 1: it didn't keep it.
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  Speaker 4: You haven't heard it yet?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen right now. It's your brand new phone.
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  Speaker 4: Taps another Mons on the twenties, Hello, susand Hello, Yeah
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  Speaker 4: this is Nampson. If that's what you said, No, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not every there. Are you saying? Autobody? This is going?
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  Speaker 4: Is that?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? It's gone?
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  Speaker 4: Hey? I literally can't hear a word you're saying. It
• 1:44
  Speaker 4: might be your phone. I don't know, but you need
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  Speaker 4: to speak up for okay, good, just the autobody place
• 1:57
  Speaker 4: because I'm waiting on my car. Mm hmm okay, is
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: it ready? Fell? Sleep in your car? What was my car?
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  Speaker 4: Sleep in your car? Sleep in my car? Is that
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  Speaker 4: what you said? You're sleeping in my car and you're
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  Speaker 4: you're from the auto body shop. I don't understand. You
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: need you need to be more clear. Okay, I'm trying
• 2:27
  Speaker 4: over here. You need to try to does tires are gone?
• 2:32
  Speaker 4: My tires are gone? Well put them back? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have a manager or something? Someone else can
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  Speaker 4: take the call? Oh what you're I don't believe you. Actually,
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  Speaker 4: I don't believe that you're actually the manager. That's not
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  Speaker 4: what's that? What's those aren't words?
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  Speaker 3: Road tire?
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  Speaker 4: What I cannot understand you. It's anybody else, there is
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  Speaker 4: there a child. I can talk to anybody, but you, yes,
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  Speaker 4: please hold what? Oh my god?
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  Speaker 3: Hi can I help you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can understand you, which is already massive. Right now,
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  Speaker 4: some belligerent, sleepy person was like called and said that
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  Speaker 4: she was sleeping in my car and now there's no
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  Speaker 4: tires or something.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well that was my manager, Marla.
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  Speaker 4: I get rid of that person.
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  Speaker 3: You know, she's got a lot of authority over me,
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  Speaker 3: so I can't. You know, I'm not in the power
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  Speaker 3: to do something like that.
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  Speaker 4: That's sad.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, how can I help you?
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  Speaker 4: How can you help me? What the are you even
• 3:49
  Speaker 4: talking about? Somebody called from your autobody shop that I
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  Speaker 4: left my car and said she took a nap in
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  Speaker 4: my car and now my tires are gone. I think
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that's a real story.
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: She was just sure, sir, Sorry, yeah, that's absolutely all true.
• 4:04
  Speaker 4: Holy Why what the why are you not? Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: down about this too.
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  Speaker 3: I can explain why. I can explain why if you
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  Speaker 3: just take.
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  Speaker 4: A deep breath.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually because this is a phone tab what Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's just a joke. Your buddy Travis set you up.
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  Speaker 3: He said you were really frustrated with the car repair shop.
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  Speaker 3: This is actually Broke from the radio show Broke and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? I thought I was talking to him.
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  Speaker 4: Messa put that person back on it, the same person.
• 4:38
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just so sorry that Marla fell asleep in your car.
• 4:41
  Speaker 4: You know, I think I actually hate both of you,
• 4:45
  Speaker 4: You and Weak Up.
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  Speaker 3: Every morning was phone Tab weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning,