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Episode 1181 - Met Gala Is the Hunger Games · Ross Patterson Revolution!

• 0:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Rock, that is the Revolution!
• 0:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jodie's.
• 0:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not here today guys, she is celebrating her Mexican heritage for Cinco de Mayo aka Taco Trump day.
• 0:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 0:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm not fond of them.
• 0:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, uh, they hired a new dude to kind of go out and test shit Yeah, who I like actually and he went and tried the Trump Taco Bowl there And he did say it was the greatest by the way the video looked like it was the greatest, so Maybe he's on is something You know, there's a lie.
• 1:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got his a lie if he doesn't like something.
• 1:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is not
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: a joke.
• 1:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm being serious.
• 1:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's no one I trust more to make a taco bowl than a white business.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because it's not Mexican in any way whatsoever.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: That is a white mom invention.
• 1:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: We're going to have a taco bowl.
• 1:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: A taco salad bowl.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and I guarantee they make the best.
• 1:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: By the way, he said the same thing of like, I just gave a review
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what a fucking taco bowl is or where they sell these anywhere and he's right.
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I could only name like four or five in my head when he said it and I was like, oh, okay, cool.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't think I've ever had a taco bowl.
• 2:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's been a long time.
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Actually, that's not true.
• 2:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've had one.
• 2:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: but it was like four or five years ago.
• 2:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, yeah, unless you're counting like Chipotle.
• 2:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Boris.
• 2:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, Bob, I think I had one at Flores.
• 2:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
• 2:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 2:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right in the street for most.
• 2:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, yep, yep.
• 2:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that was something that was last on my head one.
• 2:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do enjoy them, but I don't really eat the chip part of it or the bowl part of it.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, well, that's, it's an interesting thing, right?
• 2:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because you can't, like the bowl is edible, but you can't eat it or everything goes to chaos.
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is.
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that's the gig there.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: The producer's camera, Koop is back there on the ones and twos, Ryan is helping him out, say hello, we're getting our boys some reps, hello Kooper, yeah, hello Kooper, happy to be here, I can tell.
• 2:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: host a car owner he's up today i know that energy look at that dude look at that again that wasn't a joke oh no no no no no no no no no but yeah like i said on all the other shows like we offer everyone to move i understand you guys have lives and all that other shits uh... crime corner
• 3:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a two-hander man, so like whoop is coming with us.
• 3:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's him and Jesse, and so yeah, that show will continue.
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: And we're getting them used to everything for the Wilmington journey and all their other stuff, but we love all you guys.
• 3:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: We wish you were coming.
• 3:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: And Jesse is not celebrating Stinkler and Miles, I was kidding, but she is in North Carolina.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: helping set up the new office as we speak.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, she's going to drink Margarita's today at some point.
• 3:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think tonight, she's not a day drinker.
• 3:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, she's not a, I know.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't booze before, like she, you know, she has a wine clock, right?
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yes, I'm dead serious.
• 3:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: So on her iPhone, I got my right here.
• 3:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: On her iPhone, there'll be this thing that goes off, and they should pull it over pocket and tap, and I was like, what is that?
• 3:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a tiny alarm.
• 3:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not like a wake up alarm.
• 3:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's just like a little alert.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's like, oh, it's the wine clock.
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then she's got a bedtime clock as well.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the bedtime clock is set for like nine fifty-two, and I'm like, why that number?
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's like, I just want to get every last minute before I have to get up.
• 4:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: She would get up with the kids at six thirty.
• 4:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would get up at seven and then drive them.
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: to the schools and all that other stuff and that's kind of how we split it, but I don't need a lot of sleep.
• 4:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like a four or five hour night guy where if she doesn't get her eight hours, she's wearing sunglasses, guys.
• 4:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 4:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 4:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's wearing sunglasses.
• 4:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: So should we back though in, you know, we can have for whatever it is, we will be going in live from Wilmington's starting on May 18.
• 4:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: May 18th is the start date down there, and yeah, just give us some time.
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Set up the new sets and all the new fun and everything else is going on.
• 4:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a big move.
• 4:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is.
• 4:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy.
• 4:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look, it's an entire, it's across the entire country, for Christ's six.
• 4:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: But luckily Drinking Bros is not a guest-dependent show, matter of fact.
• 4:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of you guys hate some of the guests, so it's like, okay, cool.
• 4:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: But we'll be here with you day in and day out as always, and then we'll make the move, and Koop is more than capable and also, have you killed your overseas?
• 5:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Koop, what's your story?
• 5:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, no, never one overseas never deployed.
• 5:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's why I don't talk a lot about being a veteran.
• 5:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I got it.
• 5:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: I've tail end of training, just as we were getting ready to deploy.
• 5:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 5:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 5:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Interesting.
• 5:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 5:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's like, um, fuck.
• 5:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Why am I missing the actor's name?
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Adam.
• 5:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Adam Driver?
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Adam Driver.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 5:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 5:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: He got, he got hurt right at the end.
• 5:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: He did.
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: And all his marine buddies went over and he didn't.
• 5:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, poor bastard.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's yeah.
• 5:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 5:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 5:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's frustrating is if you want to kill.
• 5:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look, I share that same feeling, but I say the same feeling it's lined up to blow shit up.
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody in the app on Drinking Bros, when I was talking about my desire to murder the other day, I was just like, oh, why don't you fucking fool with that and Ross?
• 5:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Zero desire to do that.
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm looking at a cyclist.
• 5:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like that's kind of where I'm at.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like I want to live in that space with like normal people here that piss me off.
• 5:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like that guy who just got charged the other day for mowing down the cyclist for the hit and run.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're gonna have to look at that footage, bro.
• 6:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because when you watch it, they were taking up the entire fucking road.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: This guy's got to go to work.
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: What's he supposed to do?
• 6:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: No work for him to go.
• 6:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he's got to knock down a few cyclists to do it.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they're going like five miles an hour up hill.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like, hey, bro, it's a fucking two-lane road.
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Where'd the fuck am I supposed to go?
• 6:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right.
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I wonder what they're gonna say.
• 6:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like, it's like the equivalent of like someone you punched someone in a face in the face because they won't get out of the way of the door and you're like, oh, I'm just doing my hobby.
• 6:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just doorstand it.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right, you're like, I need to get in.
• 6:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not a hobby, bro.
• 6:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, we gotta get you the fuck outta here.
• 6:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I get it actually.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I get a life to live.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: It could be a hobby, but not on the road.
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, not on the fucking road.
• 6:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then last night, man, because it clicks in again and it's, it's,
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what that disease is called.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Where you think about it and don't do it.
• 6:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: So guy ahead of me, eatin' up the whole fucking road, head and out of the neighborhood, which is a one-lane road, and it's long.
• 7:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he's wearing, I mean, full, like, he was like Lance Armstrong, but like 58 years old.
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then he had an asshole pad, which I've never seen before on a human being.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Smart.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the asshole pad only covered Bob, the inside of his butt cheeks were the whole was, and then the whole itself.
• 7:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: And when I watched him get up, to try to go faster to go up this hill, I saw it, and it was like a heart, it was like a heart, somebody making a fucking heart.
• 7:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, is that what we're down to?
• 7:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: You couldn't even get the whole ass?
• 7:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, maybe they just don't make the pants like that, the Spandex and all that shit.
• 7:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: this guy.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: But that was another that was another body I could have caught yesterday super easy and I would have slept like a baby last night I think they call it invasive thoughts.
• 7:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's my intrusive thoughts.
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, guys my kids call it Same thing.
• 7:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, my my son my son jacks is a middle school that they're called intrusive thoughts And I go what the fuck is that?
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I said fuck, but I go what is that and he said that's what it is you're right?
• 8:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit And and he goes dad you just gotta know not to do them, you know
• 8:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I go obviously, now he doesn't know about the cyclist thing and he is listening to the goddamn show.
• 8:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't let him.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: So the fact that he could read my mind like that was suspect.
• 8:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Very, very suspect, Jacks.
• 8:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: So if you're listening right now when you're not supposed to, dad's gonna find you.
• 8:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: X gonna give it to you.
• 8:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, when I get home.
• 8:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: But last night, I'm scrolling through everything, watching the NBA playoffs, Bob is a Dakota city yesterday.
• 8:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, turn that off and decided, decided to pop on over to the Matt Gallo, which I wish I wouldn't have.
• 8:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wish I wouldn't have.
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: We talk about this every year and, uh, you know, the fun and flirtingness of it, uh, we're all going through hard times.
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody's going through hard times across the board.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I understand that, and we're all kind of trying to figure it out.
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Drinking Bros, we got a story about it today about these residents in Chicago that are suing CBS for leaving Chicago, they stole everything from the store, which we'll talk about this afternoon, and some of these problems, I understand.
• 9:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: You want to blame the oil thing on Trump, totally get that.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: The rest of it, though, is business is kind of exploiting this shit, and right now, in
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: is not the time for celebrities to do this rich ass shit and flaunts it in front of the world when they know it's gonna eat up social media, everything else, there's nothing going on in the middle of the week other than the playoffs, which I mentioned earlier, NBA and NHL.
• 9:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Therefore, if you have a 40 point blowout as your prime time game, you're gonna wander.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I wandered on over to here.
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who do we got up first?
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think this is the most apropos one to start with.
• 9:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Is that Sarah Palson?
• 9:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is Sarah Goodie.
• 9:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is Sarah Palson.
• 9:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm a Palson.
• 9:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm a Paul Head.
• 10:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: She's great actress.
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know.
• 10:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Genuinely a fantastic actress.
• 10:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Lesbian.
• 10:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that's been to a much older lady.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know with the mom from two and a half men I think she has a whole career, but I only know her as the mom from two and a half I actually respect if you're a real fucking lesbian prove it Mary somebody fucking older Scusting or whatever and it's just like okay Paul says living that life because she's got to eat that box every night.
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, so if you're gonna go after a 65 year old, you know box
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Have fun, so yeah, I give her a respect, she's a true lesbian.
• 10:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gonna knock her for that, but what outfit was she wearing last night?
• 10:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what the dress situation is, but the dollar bill mask is to protest the 1%.
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Stop it, okay, press play.
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: At the Metgella.
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Come on, now.
• 10:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is a million air.
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, she is a multi-millionaire Bob.
• 10:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: She's probably worth 12 to 14.
• 10:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's I've seen the number 12 thrown around.
• 10:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really?
• 11:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I just guessed that.
• 11:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Shit.
• 11:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then that is her.
• 11:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: But you got to combine the wealth with her wife.
• 11:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: The household wealth is probably quite a bit higher.
• 11:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: What's her wife, too?
• 11:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: She's an actress.
• 11:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: She was in two and a half men.
• 11:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: She's had a very long career.
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: I never really watched two and a half men.
• 11:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry about that.
• 11:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: Holland Taylor.
• 11:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: She's a, she has been acting for a long, long time.
• 11:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 11:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: So she's also well off.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 11:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Press play here.
• 11:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see what this is.
• 11:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, turn off the music, cause we get ding by you too, but everyone needs to say she's it's Christ.
• 11:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's got a fucking dollar bill over her eyes.
• 11:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a bold statement.
• 11:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: And there's the protests, the one percent, yes, at the one percentiest event.
• 11:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bob, it's less than that.
• 11:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're looking at 0.001.
• 11:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've never been invited to this goddamn thing ever.
• 12:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's typically an invite because you're in their magazine or whatever it is, whatever that's going on.
• 12:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: But most people were sitting this one out, like a lot of people started to sit it out because Jeff Bezos put it on.
• 12:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Can you confirm that?
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Jeff Bezos was put up a bunch of money for it or something like that.
• 12:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, she's protesting the 1% which...
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jeff Bezos is the one he's the only he's the only percent the two.
• 12:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it's it.
• 12:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: What him you on He lives number one.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bezos.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm pretty sure his number two.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: So what the fuck if you're going to protest it just don't show up Don't even go to the goddamn thing and you know what you're getting into also like these multi-millionaires who are you know over worth over ten million dollars screaming at the billionaires
• 12:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's fucking insane to me.
• 12:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Again, especially in times like these.
• 12:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Shit, I was on a call this morning for Hearty of Seltzer.
• 12:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: All these trucks that ship it around the nation are in diesel.
• 13:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Diesel's up to like 575.
• 13:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, whatever the fuck it is.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I know you were like, hey, we're gonna have to wait a week and combine these trucks.
• 13:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Some of our listeners are like, oh, hey, you're sold out here here and here and I go, I know.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: But we've got to combine these trucks otherwise.
• 13:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: The shipping is so outrageous.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: We would actually owe people money.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right now.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: So like wearing a dollar bill over your face is just a fuck you move that is indescribable and it is the reason why everybody will turn on you.
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love you Sarah as an actress.
• 13:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: As a person
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Probably fuck right off, but like you're gonna make people not like you as an actress We're gonna keep doing this shit.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: We're gonna run through a list of people today who's mostly who's talent is undeniable Who's sure are insufferable assholes?
• 13:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Perfect and you know what?
• 13:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll add it on the right real quick before we do the rest of this.
• 13:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's kid rock for me.
• 13:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think you and I were talking about this Sir, maybe Ryan after the show yesterday and
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, he did the whole Bud Light thing, which caused all the controversy we agree with him.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: But then he magically gets paid off by Bud Light and his drinking is like, oh man, you know, I've changed my mind.
• 14:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: They just served a little slap on the peep, but it's okay now and it's like, not it's not Bob, it took, it took $10 million.
• 14:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sort of Dana White, no, there's other guys and it's like cool.
• 14:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, Dana's,
• 14:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: always been an asshole in scrupulous I use care Dana yeah there he has no ethics or moral compass or anything that's why I don't mind it because I like it's the same comedy that I've been doing for twenty six you can't cancel me because I've been doing the same shit same with Dana white he's been the same asshole forever so like therefore
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't hate Dana White.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Great.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: You want to take the fucking money and so you've always done.
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you've been for sale.
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're in tire career.
• 14:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Correct.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: So you were completely on brand.
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're good.
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Kid Rock though.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the fucking common man or all that shit, even though a group rich in a car dealership and his dad owned and, you know, a mansion Michigan and everything else.
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to hear it.
• 14:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to hear it.
• 14:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't hear that your white trash live in a fucking trailer.
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't.
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's up next?
• 15:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I just kind of was fucking bookmarking left and right, so I don't have a particular order to this.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, you're good.
• 15:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: I lean it.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is that lean and done?
• 15:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Lean and done him is next.
• 15:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I thought kind of thought this was AI.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I sang in this picture.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, because I say I, so she was there?
• 15:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
• 15:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: This has been, this was almost as bad as nature nook in terms of like me being like, is this fake or not?
• 15:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: I thought this was the eye, that's why I hit, you first and I was like, I'm tired of the audience saying, Ross, why he didn't trick by AI, this looks fake.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: I thought Sarah Pulse and was fake at first.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like, I, this was a triple checker on almost every single one.
• 15:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, holy shit.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's near three bills.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's near 300 hondo, 300 pounds.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Secondly, she very famously, over the last few years, is like, I want to get out of the spotlight.
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm tired of Hollywood and people.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I can rip it on me, and all this other shit, and I can't take it.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: She writes a book, and I just came out.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: She had a show last year, too.
• 16:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: She did, and she wrote a book that just came out, I beat her.
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck off, Lena.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, and, uh, I beat her last week, which was nice.
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, and she's making the rounds promoting this book right now.
• 16:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, this is a trotius.
• 16:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, this is absolutely fucking a trotius right here.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, this goddamn thing.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit, dude.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't understand.
• 16:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: And there was a point where she was with, uh, Jack Antna for a while, who, uh,
• 16:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Arguably one of the the biggest music producers in the world they broke up for reasons unspecified.
• 16:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think This is probably specified it right now looking at what she's wearing my God, dude What a fucking mess.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, okay Now whoever's working now, Twitter right there go.
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I got you okay type in Taylor Swift and in Travis Kelsey I
• 17:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: and people were going after him or whatever, right?
• 17:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if this is real or fake.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: But when I saw it, I go, you know what?
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't look like Travis Kelsey.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: It looks like Sam Smith, the singer.
• 17:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I think people just got it wrong.
• 17:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it is Sam Smith, not Kelsey.
• 17:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: It is, oh, they confirmed that.
• 17:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, someone has confirmed that.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know how you would think this is Travis Kelsey.
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's Sam Smith.
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think because Taylor Swift was there, maybe, and then brought him as her date,
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: vaguely looks like him, by the way.
• 17:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm not kind of completely shoot it down.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: From a distance, you're like, same beard, say, you don't have to close up.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he's a huge man in real life.
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sam Smith is a huge person.
• 17:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: So maybe it's the untrained eye, but like, I told Bob earlier, I texted him, I said, man, if this is Travis Kelsey, you can pretty much just end his career right now.
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank God, it's not him.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: and got it's not.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it seems he did that.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's put that to bed.
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I hope it's more bro than that.
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I hope not, but, you know, there was the rock last night, type in the rock.
• 18:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was wearing a dress.
• 18:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was wearing a fucking dress last night.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know what the theme was.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Usually there's some theme.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't even matter because I don't really care.
• 18:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so he was wearing a dress.
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: But this is more like a kill play this clip.
• 18:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let's see what he's uh, what he's got working with here.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Audio.
• 18:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you get to turn up the area and he is turn it blotter Pleaded skirt okay saying a pleaded Okay, okay, uh look you're the rock I Mean I get it
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I understand what he's trying to defend because yeah, they wear his culture.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who scurred, so whatever, it's me, Kutura, is Jesse says.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: But as the biggest or one of the biggest action stars in the world, that's an image that you don't want getting out into people's minds at all.
• 19:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know who talked to Minna this, but is it that much different from a kill?
• 19:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was more in pants underneath it too,
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: trying to class it up, maybe I can't fully commit to the bit.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: And honestly, it looks like his outfit and two fairy of the movie, except it was a pink two-two in that one.
• 19:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: But this, man, I think you've got to recognize who you are, what should do, who your audience is.
• 19:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I think that's very, very important.
• 19:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: And your audience probably doesn't want to see your favorite action hero slash wrestler of all time in a fucking killed slash dress or whatever we're calling now.
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Also, man, you've done so much.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think for him and there's a handful of people.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Kevin Hart is one of them.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jelly roll and post-small on.
• 20:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: She'll just take a little break from the spotlight.
• 20:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: We don't need to see it every single place that we see you guys.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just take a little break, have a little bit of mystery.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Unless you don't have podcasts, obviously, than who cares, but it's face that I'm not making that kind of money if I was.
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's cries, man, you never catch me in any of that shit, but I'm not sure if you heard Ryan, but they canceled, I think the first leg of the Jelly Roll Post Malone tour.
• 20:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was called the big ass stadium tour to be fully honest.
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not the biggest fan of those two.
• 20:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I didn't know they were going on the tour.
• 20:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: So totally understand it.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: All I know is Jellarol's been spending way too much goddamn time in WWE.
• 20:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: We don't need him at WrestleMania every fucking year.
• 20:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, dude.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's been at every single event you invite him to.
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I get it, man.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: He struggled for years.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: And now's your time, right?
• 21:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's to do all the cool shit and all the stuff.
• 21:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: But you got to also dial it back in because I like his music, I do.
• 21:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I think he's got some hits, but I'm seeing him so much now that I'm not thinking him him as a musician.
• 21:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm thinking of him as fucking jelly roll, who just shows up to every fucking event.
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: And when he smashed that guy through the table, I was like,
• 21:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know the WWE fans were pissed.
• 21:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: They were like, get this fucking guy out of here, dude.
• 21:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it's good for a one time thing.
• 21:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: They've had celebrities in wrestling.
• 21:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Total years.
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: But he's getting to the point where it's like, bro, you're not trying to be a wrestler.
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're not a wrestler.
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 21:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, man.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that's a tough one to me.
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: But they had to cancel the first leg of the tour.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, this ticket sales were awful.
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I just think because it's the two of them are oversaturated.
• 21:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: And...
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's been a while since they put out an album, too.
• 21:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, you know, that helps when you're touring, you got to promote the new shit and everything else.
• 22:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, tickets sales are not great.
• 22:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: So they cancel the first leg of this tour.
• 22:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, what I'm told behind the scenes is that post-malone is releasing a new album, but it got pushed, I guess, because he wasn't happy with some things.
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: So maybe they rescheduled afterwards.
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then hopefully, look, hopefully the album's a banger and we all love it and people go and see him,
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right now, I think you got to get that album out and figure it out.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then just stay out of doing shit like this for a while.
• 22:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, let's just call it six months, just take six months off.
• 22:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Leave a little bit of mystery and then come back.
• 22:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who else was there last night?
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'll tell you who wasn't there.
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Zindaya.
• 22:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Zendaya was not there and in the past, they've always loved her and like Rihanna and all their other shits.
• 22:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Zendaya thinks this is smartest move of all time.
• 22:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Shalame skipped it.
• 22:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was at the next game last night's.
• 22:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good for you, bro, good for you.
• 22:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm proud of that.
• 22:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, now it's not the time to do it like Americans.
• 23:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't want to see this shit after you've been preaching in their fucking faces for years and years and years.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: About tax, the rich, get rid of ice, get rid of all this other shit.
• 23:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what's driving up the prices that all these companies, these robberies, at all these fucking stores and everything else, or criminals committing these crimes.
• 23:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wipe them out of our fucking country,
• 23:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't stand up for this bullshit and then show up with what the fuck is Katy Perry wearing wearing on her face.
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Excuse me, astronaut Katy Perry.
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: We got to put that out there.
• 23:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Give her her proper title.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Correct.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I will.
• 23:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Let's just play this.
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's like a full metallic metal mask and she can't see shit apparently.
• 23:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is that her astronaut mask?
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, is this the big reveal?
• 23:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and it's Katy Perry.
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I never would have known.
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's Katie Patmeanie there.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, peace.
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: What does he speak?
• 23:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Peace.
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Peace, everyone.
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then there's a trend going on, Ryan, then I can't explain either.
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now I can explain it from a poor person's perspective, because
• 24:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: been there, the silver tooth that a lot of these people are wearing.
• 24:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: It used to be a cap when you're poor.
• 24:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Of like, oh, hey, you can't afford a crown or a veneer.
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Awesome.
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're just going to cap this bitch with one of those iron.
• 24:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, just a metal filling.
• 24:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, just a metal filling and I've seen a lot of celebrities wearing these metal fillings and I'm like, hey dude, those are for poor people that actually like can't afford a tooth.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Are they fillings or are they trying to do like a light grill type thing where like instead do you have the whole mouth?
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: You just got one tooth.
• 24:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I debated that, I'm like I debated that in my mind last night and I think it's the other side of like, hey,
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just like you.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't afford a dentist either, you know, and I've got one a year fillings.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: We haven't used metal fillings for like 10 to 15 years.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the longer than that.
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, longer than I've got a couple still in the back of my mouth.
• 25:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: And those were from one I was a kid, dude.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: And, you know,
• 25:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: there's they work and I don't really give a shit and you can't see them on camera so they don't care but she's in her front row there.
• 25:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got one here and it's been here.
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's been here that's that's not real costy shit ton.
• 25:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the reason being is because when I didn't have money I had one of those shitty fillings from one of those shitty Dennis and it was an emergency.
• 25:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Chipped two things had to go through it.
• 25:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: However it looked green on camera something about the lighting.
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was coming in and causing it to look like kind of neon
• 25:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: My agent's like, yo, for the first movie, because you gotta get rid of that fucking thing, and I go, this is the first time I made some money.
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: So what he got here, and he sent me to a dentist.
• 25:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the dentist said, hey, we will hand paint this tooth and everything else.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I show up and there's a gold molar in his lobby.
• 25:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: And there was water fountains going over the gold molar and it was had a spotlight down on it when you walked into the office and then I had to go to a separate lab afterwards with this Asian like scientists who was like, here's the tooth that I personally painted for you and whatever it looks like all you'd have to teeth and I was like, oh my god.
• 26:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a long time ago, and that's how they used to do shit, and I was like, okay, cool.
• 26:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: But that cost $5,000 for this one goddamn tooth.
• 26:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: When if I didn't do the new guy for Christ's six, I wouldn't have $5,000 to pay for a fucking tooth.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: It all goes back to the new guy, man.
• 26:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: It does, and by the way, to this day,
• 26:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I'm unbelievably grateful for that film because it changed my life in so many different ways.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: But that was when my agent sat me down and was like, you're about to be on movie screens.
• 26:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: You gotta get rid of that fucking tooth.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: And now Katy Perry and these people were going back to like the fucking trailer park feelings, it's kind of insulting.
• 26:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, like, if you're gonna do it, do it.
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's this next to be it?
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, this is one of our favorites.
• 26:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: She, you know, always is making appearances on the different red carpets and the Hollywood type of things.
• 27:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Heidi Klum, ladies and gentlemen.
• 27:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Stop it, she's unrecognizable.
• 27:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: You can't even recognize a terror.
• 27:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, there's no one.
• 27:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I actually didn't know what's hurt.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Heidi, can we get a kiss on her?
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Here's why.
• 27:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: God, don't come after me.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: She looks a little bigger.
• 27:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: She looks like she's got a little weight on her which I don't by the way.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love like I'm not a I'm a fan of that actually I do wonder if that's part of the costume maybe or Because this isn't oh So you think that's kind of cemented on down there.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but yeah, like baby.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're adding some padding in She's not Don't think so, but I haven't seen her in a while, so okay Yeah, she loves this bullshit
• 27:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll give her a pass.
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: She does that Halloween stupid shit, and she's never, here's the other thing.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you're rich, and then you look down on everybody else, is a poor and a peon, and all that other shit, like, then you have the right to do that.
• 27:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: She has always looked down on everybody.
• 27:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: her entire life.
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we're good.
• 27:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like I actually, yeah, it's it's on brand for this is always been her.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't know what she'll do.
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, so congratulations Heidi, I'll give you a fucking pass and like nothing about this makes me hate her at all because she's always been like this of like, hey guys, I'm rich and this is what rich people do.
• 28:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: we look like statues of public.
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm okay with that.
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Great.
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: You had the money for, you know, a goddamn whole makeup team out of Hollywood.
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, this was all morning.
• 28:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: This, like, they started at six a.m.
• 28:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is a 12 to 14 hour gig, which most jobs in the entertainment industry are, but the fact that she's paying for it and not like a movie studio, this is probably cost her out of pocket 20, 25k for something like this.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe more, maybe 50.
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 28:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: but she's always been rich and been proud of it.
• 28:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: So she's got a pass.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we just called me favorite.
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jessie called me about Sabrina Carpenter and I said, hey, I'm not, I want to watch it live.
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I missed it because I was watching the game for a little bit.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: What happened here?
• 29:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I'm a huge fan of this look.
• 29:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: it's essentially it's all film real and film strips uh-huh videos gonna go to other people uh-but yeah so it was a what's the one of her in the or in the orange uh-that's a different that's a different person um-oh guys there's multiple clips in this video that's fine uh-yeah pause it on her right there uh-she looks great she looks great she looks great and
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a way to look great and do this shit and after the dust up it's Coach Shella and the memes that have been going around are her face, which have been hilarious every single one of them.
• 29:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: It actually makes me like her more.
• 29:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: So good, this is fine, I don't care.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: This one doesn't really piss me off.
• 29:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: You want your pop stars to be famous pop stars.
• 29:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that's fine, she gets a pass, she gets a pass,
• 29:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: I this is just a big compilation.
• 29:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Also, it looks like there's brand of other stuff in here Oh, I love this.
• 30:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Did somebody put tragedies in it?
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think they did here if you want to be played.
• 30:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, is there a song with it?
• 30:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's mockingbird yet.
• 30:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, okay.
• 30:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's because this is the hunger game, dude I'm gonna live in the hunger marks here.
• 30:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're trying to get this is now.
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're good.
• 30:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is great.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I Was thinking the exact same thing.
• 30:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: So Beyonce was there last night.
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, hunger games
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: all the people they they're supposed to care about uh... i didn't see one painless nights snoop dog snoop is always on brand it is done everything forever and doesn't give a shit about africanian doesn't care isn't care about the kids of the bugs in their faces like yeah he's good landslides look at that dude just digging your way out with your hands and then there's Katy Perry
• 30:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is the hunger games we're in look at that very polar kids are begging for food and Gaza I don't see a pin for Gaza so hey the press pause real quick.
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: There we go So the last two Kendall Jenner and Blake Lively on Brand greats they don't care about anybody else.
• 31:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: They never have pretended to
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: They have never pretended to care about anybody else in the world.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: They've never given a speech that I'm going to save the kids.
• 31:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sister actually stopped a war with a can of Pepsi.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: We've got to give these people credit when they deserve it.
• 31:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: She stopped a war with a can of Pepsi.
• 31:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: her being here tonight she didn't give a fuck about any of this uh... show me by the way or boyfriend is that the goddamn next game because the huge fan and i love that for him um... perfect your rich ass wife who's worth a billion dollars you go and look at like the asshole you are because that's been your brand for f***ing
• 31:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: 15 years.
• 31:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I still want to be an actor and kind of blend in the roles and everything else man.
• 31:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just going to pop on down the street.
• 31:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's close.
• 31:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: These events are close by the way.
• 31:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just going to pop on down the street to Madison Square Garden and go to the next game tonight's that way.
• 31:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: You win.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I win.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll meet you later at the hotel and we can bang and have some fun and laughs about all this.
• 32:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: So don't care about her.
• 32:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's never cared about poor people.
• 32:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's great.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're fine.
• 32:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Blake Lively.
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Same thing.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's up next.
• 32:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look, doesn't care about four people whatsoever.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're fine.
• 32:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't, you know what she looks like.
• 32:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: And she's trying to get some goodwill because everybody in America is turned against her in this lawsuit with Justin Belldonny and all the other shits.
• 32:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, look at this.
• 32:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at the kids with a fucking doll.
• 32:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: She goes straight from Blake into play it.
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Play it.
• 32:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let it go.
• 32:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at the hunger games
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Those kids don't need to eat.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking, play gladly, they need to dress.
• 32:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: You've got to start ordering things of importance in this world.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Starving kids versus paying somebody $25,000 to put a cement suit on you, like Heidi Klum.
• 32:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, but like I don't want to see an ugly child begging for food.
• 32:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want to see Heidi Klum and just covered in cement trying to just walk up the stairs
• 33:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: maybe have dinner or whatever the fuck goes on in here.
• 33:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: But the kids, guys, they don't give a shit about the poor kids.
• 33:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't give a shit about any of it.
• 33:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Taraji P. Henson actually made a statement after the show, which I thought,
• 33:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Went reading the clickbait headline when I clicked it was like, oh, maybe she's in on the gig and she knows what's going on.
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the clickbait headlines said celebrities are out of touch by going to this Matt Gala because of Jeff Baso so it's like, oh, maybe finally a celebrity gets it.
• 33:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Red further down the article, the rest of her quote was, why was no one wearing ice out pins at this event?
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: How could you?
• 34:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: How we've got to stand up for something in this time of whatever the fuck they're going through, whatever they want you to pretend to care about is they're eating, but to go here is $50,000 to take it by the way, $50,000.
• 34:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's light, one ticket.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's just the ticket to get in.
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: For these people, that's a drop-in-up fucking bucket.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Totally.
• 34:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: But for the rest of the world, you supposedly care about everything else like, bro, I can't fucking do it.
• 34:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't hear it from you and anything else.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I went Bob to this thing, I would literally say, I would have a suit, an all-white suit that says, don't tax the rich.
• 34:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, because without them, you're all out of jobs, all of you.
• 34:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just, uh, I watched a coinbase today.
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Coinbase just cut 14% of the workforce.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like, I like the owner statement.
• 34:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was honest, he just goes, look, man, we're, we're using AI more and starting to figure this out and shrinking down the workforce and everything else.
• 34:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: We can have better margins, great.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was an honest statement that he laughed out into the world.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: He didn't sugarcoat it and say, oh,
• 35:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: book in tariffs or policies or and now I've nothing to do with that is just good luck AI's taken over bro.
• 35:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're learning it we're shrinking it down we're getting our stock prices up for everybody else so buck off.
• 35:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you didn't see him there and I think we need more of that just a little bit more honesty but what we actually care about in this world.
• 35:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: and it's not the starving kids, Gaza's done.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nobody was wearing a Gaza thing last night's.
• 35:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what happened to those goddamn kids.
• 35:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe they magically got fed.
• 35:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe their fat is shit, and the media refuses to show them now.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who could say?
• 35:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Who can say?
• 35:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: By the way, should we know that the met was founded by a bunch of rich guys?
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: You don't say who donated their money, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Orphan's did it.
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: And well, I think if you're trying to hang Paintings you need to you got to find a stud you know, and there's a look there's an app guys called a stud finder and you can find the stud and everything else But just know at the Matt Gala in the Metropolitan Museum of Arts
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a child's bone in the wall.
• 36:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the stud and they're just hammering that in so they can hang a painting of a sideways vagina and congratulations, we need $50,000 for her ticket.
• 36:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: So fork that over, fork that over.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's up next here?
• 36:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who is this?
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is Madonna.
• 36:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh boy, it's gonna be a tough one.
• 36:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: With the black pearl on her head.
• 36:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, cut.
• 36:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know this gonna be a tough one for me.
• 36:57
  [UNKNOWN]: Right.
• 36:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
• 36:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Beautiful.
• 36:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Beautiful.
• 37:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, perfect.
• 37:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Perfect.
• 37:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
• 37:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: So Madonna gets a pass, Bob.
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is Madonna.
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, Madonna's allowed to do whatever she wants.
• 37:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: And she actually adopted poor kids from Africa.
• 37:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of them.
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: And...
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's her life.
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: So she walked it, she walked it, and talked it.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: So you can give her a pass.
• 37:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's got fucking eight black kids at home, I think.
• 37:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's fucking chilling.
• 37:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, she did it.
• 37:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: She picked them all off, adopted them, and she's always been Madonna.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: She wants to go out where a fucking ship on her head like that.
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not gonna hate her for it.
• 37:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Me neither.
• 37:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you know my thoughts in Madonna.
• 37:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jessie's not her hair today, and it's like, Madonna was a childhood crush.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: She could always get it.
• 37:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't ever go away for me.
• 37:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, yeah, that's fair.
• 37:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, sorry.
• 37:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, it was my era that's what I grew up with, and, uh, Madonna can always go to it.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: And she's always been like this.
• 37:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Shit.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: She was willing to take punches from Sean Penn for all those years too, just to be massively famous.
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, this isn't shocking at all.
• 38:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's this, idiot?
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is Cardi B, dressed as a small intestine, I think.
• 38:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God.
• 38:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not joking, I believe this is- No, I know, it's a small intestine, right?
• 38:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tessa.
• 38:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not joking, I'm not joking, I'm not joking.
• 38:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tessa.
• 38:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: But she could get.
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow, dude, okay, she was a stripper at scores in New York.
• 38:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I used to drug men and steal their money after she got off stage.
• 38:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I look up, look up, look up.
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: And now she's at the Met Gala.
• 38:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Anything is possible in this life.
• 38:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: And if you say I hate America, one more fucking time, any of you guys.
• 38:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: The only reason your life is possible is because
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: America let's just strip on stage drug dudes for money and then make a rap album You blow up and then you can have you can wear somebody small intestines on the red card I think it's a beautiful story of immigration.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I sure is right.
• 39:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: Where's she from?
• 39:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's it is she's from the Dominican or something?
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, we don't know that one Right no, right now She doesn't fuck Bob you know that.
• 39:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, actually she was born in New York
• 39:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Are you kidding, but she is her.
• 39:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's back up.
• 39:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Are you kidding?
• 39:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Nope, but she is Dominican her dad's Dominican her mom.
• 39:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: So what?
• 39:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why is your accent like that?
• 39:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Are you grow up?
• 39:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: She barely speaks English.
• 39:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think they spoke a lot of English in her house.
• 39:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikik
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that's shocking to me.
• 39:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, but she doesn't fuck Bob, you know that, right?
• 39:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't what?
• 39:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't fuck.
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really.
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 39:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's why she cannot keep a dude.
• 39:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's been the constant thing behind the scenes where every dude cheats on her.
• 40:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's like, I don't understand why.
• 40:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, well, you're not home ever.
• 40:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then you don't have sex anymore because you wasted all that on white rich businessmen to to fund your life.
• 40:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: to get to where you were.
• 40:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, yeah, every dude in their mother, she broke up with Stephan Diggs on Instagram, I think, brought that tracks.
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and said that's, you know, he was cheating and everything else.
• 40:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: He just had a kid together.
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it was like, well, what do you expect?
• 40:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, she's got multiple kids.
• 40:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: She fucks a little bit.
• 40:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, but it seems like the first one she fucks boom and pregnant.
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's where the Dominican probably comes in because that
• 40:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: fucking country Jesus Christ you look at a girl the wrong way she's fucking she's got twins And you're like whoa what the I'm those mine those kids looked like me The fuck is going on down there on the water dude, so yeah, I think he's got like four five kids already Not shocked.
• 40:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean she is one of my favorite little rap lyrics of all time, which is drop a album drop a baby But I'll never drop the ball
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can go ahead and get my round of applause.
• 41:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're teaching coop the ones and twos here.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Got it.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: There you go, true.
• 41:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
• 41:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Big fan of that, big fan of that lyric, Bob.
• 41:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: My God.
• 41:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: My fucking God.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love it every time.
• 41:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I did, too.
• 41:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then is that, is that Shalaman or an ether?
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bob?
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: We got Shalaman.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: My boy.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: The people's name.
• 41:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: My boy.
• 41:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: People's champ, dude.
• 41:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at him.
• 41:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: by himself.
• 41:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Skip, yeah, Kylie went to the, yeah.
• 41:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Matt Galen, he's like, girl, I'm going to the fucking I, by the way, love it.
• 41:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: And when you were in the bathroom, Bob, I, I said I love their relationship because they both realize who they are.
• 41:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's an actor that wants to remain mysterious.
• 41:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's a billionaire.
• 41:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is exactly the two of them should have been that night.
• 41:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: And she doesn't care if a child is handless who walks up and they got chopped off from digging blood diamonds, whatever they were.
• 42:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't care about that.
• 42:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then he's a diehard nicks fan.
• 42:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: To the points, this makes me love them more.
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, I'm so sorry.
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: So sorry that I started off five years ago saying that I
• 42:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: I hated him, and then he was ridiculous.
• 42:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love him so much now at Hertz inside, and the fact that he went to a game by himself means that you are a fucking true one, dude.
• 42:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I...
• 42:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: went to a game by myself for Kobe and we were editing a movie and that's how much I love to Kobe Bryant.
• 42:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just went by myself and that's when you know.
• 42:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: You were true to this, not fucking new to this.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love this whole shit.
• 42:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love them even more now and it's show it up all because you've nobody to talk about.
• 42:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, no, he dude was not fucking awesome play.
• 42:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't know these fucking people around you.
• 42:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they all know you're Timothy Schallemann.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: So they feel weird talking to you of like, shit, is this okay?
• 42:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cause I don't really fucking know you, you know?
• 42:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: But he's not like that.
• 43:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Good to see if I can find who he was sitting next to.
• 43:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Cause at the last game, he was sitting next to Tina Fey.
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's sitting next to Susie.
• 43:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Really?
• 43:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: From tonight from... That's herb.
• 43:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's always at the games.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 43:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, that's great.
• 43:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
• 43:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's, I think that Susie's daughter's to the right of her, left of her, um, so, okay, there's a true fucking fans.
• 43:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, I know those people, uh, I'm sorry.
• 43:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Know those people that go to the games, not in real life.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know those fucking people, but, um,
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: You see him on TV, they're always there and he's a die hard.
• 43:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: They won by 40 last night.
• 43:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure he was thrilled.
• 43:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: He had a great time.
• 43:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, she came back from the mat.
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: She was like, fuck, this bullshit.
• 43:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just take off his dress, this fuck, and have fun.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, dude, wait a go.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wait a go.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Both of you guys.
• 43:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, they're off the hook from last night.
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Love it.
• 43:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is him with Tina and Tracy at the in round one.
• 43:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Look at that, dude.
• 43:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now Tina faces shocker to me.
• 44:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: She's a big sports girl, but she's a fully fan.
• 44:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I thought, but she's just lives in New York and went to the game.
• 44:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tracer probably took.
• 44:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Tracer's a die-hard.
• 44:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 44:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's at all against.
• 44:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: He threw up on a court, remember?
• 44:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's not well.
• 44:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 44:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's very rich, though.
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Very, very rich.
• 44:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: That Walmart lost suit leaps and Tracer.
• 44:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hopefully it's stashed away with a very white Jewish CPA or something like that because, man,
• 44:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot of money and I don't want you to blow on a stupid shit back in the day he's to blow on the dumbest shit of all time.
• 44:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, the craziest shit you can imagine.
• 44:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm sure.
• 44:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, it was a fucking fish tank in his house that went all the way around with all these exciting things.
• 44:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: These exotic fucking fish and I think he said the guy who had to come and clean the tank was like 15 grand a month, just that guy, or else the fish would die, they're so exotic that it was just like, man, if they're not like feeling like they're in the Baltic Sea, they're fucked.
• 44:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a nightmare nightmare.
• 44:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, yeah, good for him, but hopefully somebody's watching his money, Tina Fey on the other hands, shocker, but I also like it, she's.
• 45:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: one of the best comedy writers of all time and uh... good for her she's kind of a bro i i don't know her but i i hope so i mean if you look at uh... if you go back and watch thirty rock lot of sports jokes a lot of really funny sports jokes she gets it oh yeah yeah uh... by the way david barnaut the chat says he rocks fuck the audience for you no hard time about getting tricked by a i i all day long uh... he goes i just figured out he came jaffries
• 45:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: it's getting harder and harder guys and uh... sorry um... if i get a wrong i get a wrong i have no problem hitting it i'm not the fucking smartest guy i'm not a smart my uh... but i know what love is uh... who do we got a mess hidey clue uh... so we did i want to go but so here's the box instead of you're back from the restaurant here i popped it up if she looked bigger or is that just part of her outfit and i think it's mostly part of our outfits uh... okay that's where we're
• 46:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: But she lady liberty is that special about she's just like some Greek statue.
• 46:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I got some lady liberty with the heavies.
• 46:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's kind of when I got it.
• 46:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: But I mean, that's what the statue of liberty is too, right?
• 46:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sort of a Roman group.
• 46:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's the statue have heavies, though.
• 46:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember it.
• 46:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Lady liberty, let's check.
• 46:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't ever remember trying to jack off to the statue of liberty.
• 46:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
• 46:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it what if?
• 46:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think you can see your tits.
• 46:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: I did, she's, she's not packing much.
• 46:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's kind of covered up.
• 46:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was correct.
• 46:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, good.
• 46:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, good.
• 46:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at that.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I was right.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's odd the French would make her so flat.
• 46:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know.
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: They would be into the other way.
• 46:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: Sexual shit.
• 46:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 46:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really understand that.
• 46:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 46:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 46:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Anybody else?
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Have you done the one that you asked me if it was real?
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, that's the one I wanted to say for last.
• 47:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, Bob.
• 47:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Please, the one that I texted you this morning.
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, all right, guys.
• 47:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is there something am I getting tricked by A. I, I'm, I'm, I'm starting to run stuff by Bob.
• 47:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, hey, dude, can you just confirm this before I fucking come in this morning?
• 47:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, it's can't be real.
• 47:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you text me back and you said it is.
• 47:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, put it on screen.
• 47:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: The audience can hear your laughter.
• 47:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Put it on screen.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: look at this.
• 47:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: I need to leave the caption up so that you can see it all and I'll read aloud.
• 47:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Aaron Rose Philip is the first black transgender woman with quadriplegic, cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency arriving at the Met Gala.
• 47:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh god that sentence she's reading that's exhausting and they are you kidding me They got her in the fucking chair.
• 47:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: They have to she's full fucking quad.
• 47:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was dumb God damn it As soon as it came out of my mouth, I knew it shit and we're live.
• 48:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can't even take that back Fuck me dude Look at this I think after reading her on a rifix It's pretty clear that the chair and her are a package.
• 48:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's a package deal.
• 48:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I
• 48:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can't carry her in, like people would be pissed off, like, hey, and also, look, let's guys, can we look at what's right behind your place?
• 48:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: What's what do you see right behind her to the back left?
• 48:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not a handicap room.
• 48:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nope.
• 48:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Those are cement stairs.
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: How the fuck did she get up there into the goddamn thing?
• 48:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: She goes through the kitchen, good fellow style.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Has to, right?
• 48:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: On a one shot?
• 48:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 48:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they just... Scorsese.
• 48:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a long one shot of her wheel and in and just press in the joystick.
• 48:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's not the joystick next to her.
• 48:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 48:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: And just, God, if we weren't on YouTube today, I would score this with a good fellow walking music.
• 48:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: It would be the greatest thing of all time.
• 48:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Someone can AI that for us if they like.
• 49:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll work on it later, man.
• 49:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I get nothing to do on it.
• 49:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: I get nothing but time, um, holy shit.
• 49:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is fucking insane, man.
• 49:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Absolute insanity.
• 49:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, did they make her pay for the $50,000 ticket on top of this?
• 49:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, did she make that kind of money?
• 49:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, a lot of these people have their stuff paid for it.
• 49:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like they get invited and they pay for the tickets.
• 49:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: AOC didn't pay for her ticket.
• 49:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Show me a paid for the dress and I think a lot of these people it gets paid for It could be anything from the fucking marketing budget from an upcoming movie they have sure to Maybe just their agent like like Lena Dunham for example.
• 49:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's promote this book.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is the big thing right now and You know publishing is down.
• 49:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think for not that you you need it anymore in my opinion, but some publishes on me down to four publishers and
• 49:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I guarantee you, her advance was so high, they were like, we're gonna put your fat ass out on this carpet, whether you like it or not.
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Find a goddamn dead peacock or whatever you're gonna wrap yourself in and get out there and promote the book.
• 50:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now for this young lady here, have what was that description?
• 50:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: The first black trans, how is she trans in a fucking wheelchair?
• 50:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think that's a guy.
• 50:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a dude, born a boy.
• 50:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so,
• 50:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you can't feel your dick and balls, is it necessary to chop off your dick and balls and be trans?
• 50:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, you don't know if she's pre or post?
• 50:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't, and I need to ask the question though, like, why even say it, I wouldn't have known.
• 50:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because the goal of all trans genders is to look, and I had a conversation with one, and that's the reason I feel comfortable saying this.
• 50:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just one, it's all that's all I knew at the time, but the goal,
• 50:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: is to, if you're a dude, is to pass as a woman so great that nobody recognizes that your trans and you can just be this woman and then they can tell you later if they want to, right?
• 51:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: With this, wouldn't that be your goal?
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because I was looking at this and I thought, all right, this is maybe 23 to 26 year old lady.
• 51:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Didn't, if you didn't tell me she was trans, I would never fucking pass.
• 51:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's in this chair, no one's gonna care if you have a dick and balls or a pussy at that point because let's face it.
• 51:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: You throw someone like that down on the bed after a night out at Applebee's, you're probably getting criminal charges because she can't do anything.
• 51:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know how you gauge consent on someone like this unless she types it in.
• 51:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yes, yes, no, no.
• 51:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then you stop that and then she's got the fucking joy stick there.
• 51:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Which is fine if you're playing pong, maybe a hooker up to like in old school.
• 51:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's harry and you guys could have a nice date night, but there was just no need to put trends gender woman in there.
• 51:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: She was passing.
• 51:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know.
• 52:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now the quadriplegic thing.
• 52:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 52:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a big deal, man.
• 52:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm looking at her all strapped down right now.
• 52:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: And she can't be that comfortable because you got to wait and line so it's to get into the shit and then you got to
• 52:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, man, I hate to say this, but I have to, and I'm sorry, you have to call a limo service or some kind of black horror service that's got the fucking elevator ramp down to the grounds so you can even roll out of that goddamn thing.
• 52:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I don't think that's, it's a black, it isn't.
• 52:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've had Bob, Bob, I've had a get one.
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a black, springer van, but that's expensive, and then, but still, when you're in line with all these other limos and all this to the shit for all these events,
• 52:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, you have to wait with everybody else so how long we she's sitting in the back of that goddamn van going man when can I get out of here?
• 52:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: And just as long as anyone else have you been to the Oscars?
• 52:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 52:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Do you do the limo line or do you just walk up?
• 52:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, Bob.
• 52:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, I worked it.
• 53:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, there's an employee's.
• 53:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 53:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I had to park.
• 53:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: two miles away.
• 53:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a true stuff.
• 53:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I had to park two miles away because they didn't even want us to even be seen next to the limousines as the help and they were like, hey guys, the parking, it is way down the road and they had it by the way to fax us a map and I'm not kidding and it was circled of where the employees parked and they said, if you don't park here, you're getting towed.
• 53:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, and this was one of my second gig.
• 53:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I worked for Macy Gray.
• 53:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was my first one.
• 53:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I slept on her floor, so she didn't have a heroin overdose for a week during a music video.
• 53:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was 18, 20 hour-day gigs, which I don't mind, like I don't see that much anyways, but long story short, didn't stop her.
• 53:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: sleeping on the other room, so I'm going to kick that down, that door down, this is story for probably a Patreon episode, and then the next gig that I got was I was a waiter at the Oscars after party.
• 54:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: So the Oscars are here, the doors in the back that you see and they let out, nobody leaves at the end of the show, they go directly to a ballroom.
• 54:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: In that ballroom is where you actually get to eat food for the first time all day, and it was, I was working for Wolfgang
• 54:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Screaming at you in the weird accent, everything you see on TV is totally real.
• 54:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I had to go out and serve it.
• 54:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it was, what I couldn't understand is like, why are you screaming?
• 54:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's the same dish for everyone.
• 54:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: So there was steak like a shit.
• 54:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Flaming young, that's what it was.
• 54:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then there was a vegan dish.
• 54:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then there was salads for other people and blah, blah, blah, all right.
• 54:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: And if the garnish didn't look right on the plate or you were tipping it sideways, who would yell at you and all that shit,
• 54:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not one, not one celebrity tips all night long, by the way, not one.
• 54:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I was in charge of like six or seven tables that night.
• 55:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jennifer Lopez was one of them.
• 55:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't tip, yep, did not tip.
• 55:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Matter of fact, the only one who did, which is super interesting, was kind of never told us three before.
• 55:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was Jennifer Aniston.
• 55:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I had the friends table, and I was new,
• 55:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: refrained.
• 55:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: New, new, new, new kid in Hollywood's had the friends table.
• 55:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: And Jenner, Jay Anis, and Courtney Cox tipped.
• 55:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: So they were lovely.
• 55:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then I worked during a movie where there has been later.
• 55:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, and he was really fucking cool.
• 55:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good voice.
• 55:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good voice.
• 55:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 55:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 55:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 55:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: David, our kid.
• 55:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I guess we'll call the Darwin Awards with him.
• 55:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's awesome.
• 55:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Super fucking cool guy.
• 55:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I still, to this day, stunned that they were ever married because they're completely polar opposites.
• 55:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's out of his fucking mind.
• 55:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's in shit.
• 55:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not kidding.
• 55:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: He does like celebrity box in your shit.
• 55:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 55:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: She always put up with it, but they were very cool and tipped, no one else did, no one, no one tipped the entire night at the fucking Oscars for Cry 6.
• 56:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: So this shit you see on TV of like, oh, hey, we're we're generous, we give money away and all that other shit, they were like, no, we're not, we're not tipping for dinner tonight, fuck you.
• 56:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, okay, cool.
• 56:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I mean, I made probably after taxes because they take taxes out of your check in LA.
• 56:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 56:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: 68 bucks.
• 56:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: What a night for work in the Oscars.
• 56:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then I think Courtney Cox and Jennifer Anderson gave me a Hondo a piece.
• 56:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: They were nice.
• 56:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was a nice thing.
• 56:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, that's fine.
• 56:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's, you know, hey, you guys are rich as fuck.
• 56:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Congratulations.
• 56:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
• 56:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then later on when I got the job at Staples Center and I was working the Sweets there, Matthew McConaughey, which I told him that story in the show.
• 56:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just empty as fucking wall it dude.
• 56:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: You want to talk about a fucking bro.
• 56:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a bro dude.
• 56:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know that man.
• 56:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a tip you would ever have my wallet.
• 56:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was in your spot before, man.
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, it was like $46 or $4 or $4 or $28 or something.
• 56:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, man, you're the fucking dude.
• 57:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: For real, I was just like, wait a go.
• 57:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: But this shit dude, they made this fucking poor first black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy.
• 57:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just sitting in the back of a springer van, sweating or fucking ass off, dude, strapped in, and just waiting for the, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
• 57:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then wheeling out and then joy sticking it to the thing, I guarantee you some security guards stopped there.
• 57:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was just like, whoa, the fucking soup kitchens down the road, you homeless fucking cons.
• 57:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're not supposed to be here, and she was like, you should've typed a newer thing.
• 57:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think you understand.
• 57:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm the first black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy to ever attend the Met Gala.
• 57:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then their security guy was like, oh, I didn't know.
• 57:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Please roll right in.
• 57:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Can I help you with anything else?
• 57:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not picking up this goddamn chair.
• 57:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's heavy as shit.
• 57:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Those chairs are heavy.
• 57:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: but I'll give you the kind of the back entrance there so you can good fellow as yourself.
• 58:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: But God bless her, God, or him, or whatever's underneath that thing, they're not using it either way.
• 58:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's face it.
• 58:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're not using whatever parts underneath it.
• 58:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, yeah, have fun and I can't stop staring at this fucking video about it.
• 58:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: It could put it on repeat all day and I could do a five hour show.
• 58:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot.
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot.
• 58:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is a lot.
• 58:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for saving that for last.
• 58:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, but.
• 58:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: To sum this all up last night, because again, games of blowout, there's not really any TV shows on anymore, and I've already watched the Hogan doc on Netflix twice, because it's that fucking good.
• 58:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm not kidding, twice.
• 58:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: You got emotional both times.
• 58:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I cried both times I watched it, and I already seen it.
• 58:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I cried a second time.
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's how good that goddamn thing is.
• 58:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: To flip over to this, during the, you know, after the next blowout.
• 58:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that game is over after what a quarter of a pop.
• 58:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not getting it.
• 58:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pretty bad.
• 58:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's pretty bad.
• 58:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Second game was good.
• 58:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Second game was good.
• 58:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so I came back to that later on the nights.
• 59:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that is what I will love about living back on the East Coast again.
• 59:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: All those games are going to make 10, 30 for me.
• 59:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: So when Jesse sleeping, I've got something to do when I'm up and I'm like awesome.
• 59:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm looking forward to that whole shit again, but yeah man, I flipped over to this and I'm just I'm watching it and we've been talking about this on drinking bros a lot lately about the affordability crisis and all this shit and the celebrities
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Speaking out about everything and tax the rich and it's the billionaires and the oligarchs and everything else No, it's you and you don't want any of these grimey fucks in your house either and I understand it But you got to start living in the fucking real world here or people are gonna get so pissed off They're gonna come after you one day.
• 59:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if you saw this Bob, but that guy who started the wildfires in the palaces on trial I did not see that now.
• 59:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, and you know he said his hero is
• 59:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, in court.
• 59:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Timothy McVeigh.
• 59:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Close.
• 1:00:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Luigi, man's Yoni.
• 1:00:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ah.
• 1:00:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: One said, hey, dude.
• 1:00:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want to start coming after the rich.
• 1:00:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I did this.
• 1:00:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was stunned to hear it.
• 1:00:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, whoa, okay.
• 1:00:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's why you burned down the entire palaces and none of it has been rebuilt.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what's gonna get Spencer Pratt elected is you said fuck the rich and so you went there and lit it on fire.
• 1:00:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's quite the butterfly effect.
• 1:00:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, whether I believe him or not, it's another story.
• 1:00:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's a convenient out and it's a fun thing to say.
• 1:00:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: So you get some media and some other attention because you're probably going to jail the rest of your life.
• 1:00:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: But if he was, you know, I said this a long time ago, if he was the inspiration for this shit and you're starting this kind of movement here, starting to feel like a goddamn Batman movie, isn't it?
• 1:00:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, for real, yeah.
• 1:00:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's starting to feel like what Dark Knight rises.
• 1:00:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is that the one, Bob?
• 1:00:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I was thinking about.
• 1:00:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yes, Dark Knight rises, yes.
• 1:00:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: You have taught me something over the years, okay?
• 1:00:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't know them, but you've taught me.
• 1:01:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you didn't have to use the voice.
• 1:01:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's starting to feel like that out there.
• 1:01:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: And if you have a couple of these dudes, what's to stop a few more and everything else?
• 1:01:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, it's like school shootings at snowballs.
• 1:01:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, as soon as Collin might happen, Bob, I knew that was gonna change the game forever as far as that bullshit going on.
• 1:01:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, everybody wants to be some hero or martyr or recognized or whatever, no matter how shitty it is.
• 1:01:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, and I knew it as soon as I saw it, and I was a kid.
• 1:01:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, well, I can't, what I call it kid now, but like college.
• 1:01:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: I remember watching it, and I was like, there's gonna be a million of these motherfuckers now, just because we all know their names.
• 1:01:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: To this day, I still know Dylan Klebel, and I shouldn't know that guy's fucking name.
• 1:01:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: and Erica Harris.
• 1:01:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, the other one.
• 1:01:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: We all know their names.
• 1:01:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 1:01:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was in 99.
• 1:01:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, 99.
• 1:01:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's 27 years later.
• 1:01:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I still know these fucking kids names.
• 1:01:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: The Boston Bomber.
• 1:01:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: The Brother.
• 1:01:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Joke is our.
• 1:01:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't pronounce shit.
• 1:02:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm able to pronounce his fucking name.
• 1:02:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's because he's hot.
• 1:02:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know who that is, right?
• 1:02:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because he's hot.
• 1:02:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so, let's say with Luigi Manjoni, you know?
• 1:02:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's on trial, women are fucking weeping in the front row right now, poppin titties out.
• 1:02:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, that happens to me, pull the tail out.
• 1:02:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: And, you know, you look at it and you say, all right, cool.
• 1:02:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just wonder when a veteran's gonna do it.
• 1:02:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I wonder, um, because right now, uh, we'll end this with a crime corner here.
• 1:02:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have you want to press the button, Coupe.
• 1:02:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
• 1:02:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm just trying to get used to the controls.
• 1:02:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
• 1:02:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's all we're doing here today.
• 1:02:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, quite cool.
• 1:02:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: With that, I've always wondered, and all of this shit.
• 1:02:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: You rarely see like a veteran or a police officer or somebody just snap and be like, you know what, fuck these people.
• 1:02:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck all these people and everything else.
• 1:02:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: We covered this story a long time ago on this show.
• 1:03:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bob, it was a black guy who was part of the LAPD.
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Dornner.
• 1:03:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Dornner was his name.
• 1:03:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look up Dornner, his last name is Dornner.
• 1:03:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I forget his first name.
• 1:03:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Christopher Dorn, here you go.
• 1:03:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, Polba picture looks like L.O.
• 1:03:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Kooji.
• 1:03:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, at the time, when RPR said, look, you got to cast L.O.
• 1:03:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Kooji to play this guy in a lifetime pic.
• 1:03:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he was military police, all this other shit.
• 1:03:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, he starts murkin dudes, like other cops and shit like that.
• 1:03:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Obviously, don't agree with it.
• 1:03:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was pissed off about something in the justice system or, I don't know, it didn't get promoted for being black or whatever it was, right?
• 1:03:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now this motherfucker's trained and this manhunt went on for a wild dude and they didn't catch him until I want to say it was like a week and a half ten days two weeks in and he was in big bear I believe They found her in an abandoned cabin and once I mean they had to call swat everybody else because this guy was just so fucking intense I think he just set the house on fire and killed himself in there
• 1:04:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we set the house on fire or they did, vice versa.
• 1:04:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was either police or him.
• 1:04:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: There was a fucking gun in his mouth and co-bained himself and painted the fucking ceiling, but he had a manifesto.
• 1:04:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I read through it, I believe we were on air.
• 1:04:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he just said, look, man, I'm tired of this, this, and this, there was a bunch of other crazy shit in there of like, hey dude, boys in the hood was miscast or something like that and I was like, no, it wasn't.
• 1:04:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody was excellent in that movie, but, you know, your other weird manifesto shit,
• 1:04:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: and he kept going and you don't see that very often until today.
• 1:04:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: So Bob, pull up the New York post and this with a crime corner today.
• 1:04:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a veteran who, I don't know why shot his wife in the face, and killed her, but he's special forces and just took off into the fucking woods.
• 1:05:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: took off, and he's got one hand gun apparently like there he is.
• 1:05:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Extra ammunition and shit like this, but I guess what he did over there was like he survives, or he's a survivalist, and he specializes in that, and the police are like, dude, this could take his weeks to fucking track down this motherfucker.
• 1:05:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's Rambo except he killed his wife.
• 1:05:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Correct.
• 1:05:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I wonder if more of this is going to start popping up on both sides.
• 1:05:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because people are disenfranchised with everything that's going on.
• 1:05:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're watching the MacGallel last night.
• 1:05:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can understand somebody watching the MacGallel and snapping.
• 1:05:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I really can't.
• 1:05:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, hey, I don't have this life.
• 1:05:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think this is achievable.
• 1:05:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's somebody who's fucking weak minded, obviously.
• 1:05:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Some piece of shit.
• 1:05:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: But.
• 1:05:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: was the guy with the power states fire when he made that statement yesterday that I burned it down because I wanted to let the rich know man that I could take it all away with a big lighter turned up on her.
• 1:06:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wonder if there's gonna be more of this coming up.
• 1:06:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, it's that's interesting because it really didn't.
• 1:06:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: It really wasn't the case that it exploded or maybe the media just didn't just ignored a lot of stuff, but it didn't keep happening after Oklahoma City.
• 1:06:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Nope, it didn't keep happening after the Unibonner.
• 1:06:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ah, it was, no, well, to an extent, it was, it was one in Austin.
• 1:06:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: You remember that one in Austin?
• 1:06:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was like five years ago.
• 1:06:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know.
• 1:06:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:06:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: But that was random that wasn't you're right.
• 1:06:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're right.
• 1:06:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I went for a while, though If you remember the DC sniper?
• 1:06:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and the trunk, but that was all the post 9 11 crazyness, right?
• 1:06:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah The anthrax and that people forget the like like two years after 9 11.
• 1:06:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: We're fucking wild Between really well between 9 11 and the invasion of Iraq before we went and do a rack Those were wild fucking you fuck yeah, they were dude, and I was you know
• 1:06:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was in my prime for that, so I was just like, oh shit.
• 1:07:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: I had a funny story about that.
• 1:07:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: I worked with a guy at Mizzou, who was a senior when I was a freshman in O4.
• 1:07:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: So he was at Mizzou during the DC sniper stuff.
• 1:07:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Short.
• 1:07:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he was from the DMV area.
• 1:07:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: OK. And he was a pledge in a fraternity.
• 1:07:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:07:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: And one of the rules was you aren't allowed to watch TV or like call home.
• 1:07:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Shut the fuck up.
• 1:07:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: And he was like, please, and they're like, shut the fuck up.
• 1:07:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love it, I secretly love it, I secretly love it, I was like, God, do you have to you?
• 1:07:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that can I, can I tell you another secret, dude?
• 1:07:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think when you hear stories like this is dark as they are, yeah, there is people at home and secretly roof these people.
• 1:07:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now the man's, you know anything, I mean, they're just openly roofed.
• 1:07:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's open.
• 1:07:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that is way, that door is wide open.
• 1:07:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you see these other ones, and you're like, all right, like I guarantee you, all of my, like my almost my entire family's military and everybody's divorced, let's face it.
• 1:08:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, if you're married young, come back to worse, wife cheated, whatever, the Jody thing is real, all shit is real, coup, I'm sure you could speak on it.
• 1:08:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: And, you know, this guy, wife was, you know, go through divorce, whatever the fuck it was, whatever it was happening.
• 1:08:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: People probably say, I kind of get it, sometimes like, you know, and I just wonder if more of this will pop up.
• 1:08:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because I'm trying to figure out where this is headed and how bad it's going to get.
• 1:08:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: When the government can't stop some of this shit, which I feel like 90% of what's going on out there in the world, right now, the government can't stop the current administration.
• 1:08:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, by the way, he didn't kill her.
• 1:08:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well,
• 1:08:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I won article said she died, the other one said they weren't going to say what she did, but here's the thing.
• 1:08:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: They caught him on a deer cam.
• 1:08:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at that.
• 1:08:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 1:08:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: So there it is.
• 1:08:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this motherfucker taking off.
• 1:08:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is pop that up there on screen.
• 1:08:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is some Rambo shit.
• 1:08:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: look at that.
• 1:08:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at how fast he's moving.
• 1:09:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: This isn't Sasquatch.
• 1:09:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just a blur.
• 1:09:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: The Patterson film where he's just kind of walkin' still tidly like a robot.
• 1:09:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: This, this motherfucker is moving.
• 1:09:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's, by the way, this is a little bit of amateur hour.
• 1:09:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: You got to know there's a camera next to that deer feeder.
• 1:09:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Tate to be, foot, tate to be real dude.
• 1:09:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: All that shit is new and Cam Haines was the one who told me that I'm drinking bros. Where he goes, hey, by the way, they're putting cameras up in the woods everywhere now.
• 1:09:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, what?
• 1:09:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: I flipped out on air and I was like this means I can't murder anything as I'm sorry, man You can't murder and then the run of the woods And I was like well fuck cam I see lives on like a hundred and twenty acres and I go you can't miss a little of your shitting Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay cameras everywhere we've had a few like previous crime corner episodes Where trail cams have been one of the pieces of evidence that they've caught the guy with yes, and so I did I doubt he knew We probably thought he was safe up there.
• 1:09:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was just like look There's no houses or anything else with the fuck to eye care.
• 1:09:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll just run through this and then he probably looked back and was like shit
• 1:09:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: God damn it.
• 1:09:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: It happened to me recently, North Carolina.
• 1:09:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: So they know exactly where he was on May 1st at 12, 13am.
• 1:09:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Correct.
• 1:10:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: And when I was in North Carolina, there was one property we were looking at and it was late at night.
• 1:10:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just wanted to drive by it just to see if it was in a decent area and salvageable or whatever and workable.
• 1:10:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because it was close to my house and as soon as I drove up, fucking nine spotlights hit me in the middle of fucking nowhere and it was all deer cans and shit like that
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Attached to some zoom, ring thing, or whatever, and I was like, oh, shit, I really couldn't get away with it.
• 1:10:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cam was right.
• 1:10:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I own the fucking thank you card and a fruit basket.
• 1:10:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, love you.
• 1:10:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Love you, camhames, if you're listening.
• 1:10:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, well, we'll discuss this a little bit more here on Drinking Bros. We'll be live in about five to ten minutes.
• 1:10:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Coop, not a bad first day.
• 1:10:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Give yourself a little, give yourself the applause.
• 1:10:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know how to do it?
• 1:10:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
• 1:10:49
  [UNKNOWN]: Here you go.
• 1:10:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I almost didn't use to it.
• 1:10:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, don't worry about it, man.
• 1:10:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you know, this is, uh, all part of the learning process and everything else and, uh, shit dude, uh, I'm going to fucking live.
• 1:11:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, we're good, we're good.
• 1:11:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Congratulations, Cooper, right?
• 1:11:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Way to give yourself an applause.
• 1:11:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: And make mistakes now, because I'm here.
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to still help.
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes.
• 1:11:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, and then, you know, we'll have coup here for the next week and a half and then transition and all that other stuff and then we got some people back in North Carolina.
• 1:11:16
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• 1:11:20
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• 1:11:23
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• 1:11:31
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• 1:11:33
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• 1:11:37
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• 1:11:39
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