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Phone Tap PODCAST: New Guy And The Stolen Copier · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me, I'm hello. This is Gordon. Hey, new guy,
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? Is there a new guy
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: on the phone looking for the new guy? I did
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: just start here, um, but I can answer any questions
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: you have them. Yeah, you did, new guy. Hey, name
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  Speaker 1: is Jeremy from sales. You can call me juice box. Hi, Jeremy,
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, what up? Remember that old commercial? What's that?
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: I'm a little confused here, I said, I said, what up?
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  Speaker 1: You're going to know me, new guy. I'm the kind
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  Speaker 1: of office jokes here. I guess so, But how can
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: I help you? Hey, you're one of the new truck
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  Speaker 1: down to the parking lot. Yeah, I do have a truck.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how that pertains to this conversation. New guy,
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: New guy, I gotta tell you, somebody took a doucer
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  Speaker 1: in the back of your truck. What are you serious? No,
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not serious, as yankee. You chain New Guy welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the team. Hey, what are you doing at lunch? Wait,
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  Speaker 1: so nobody took a dump in my truck, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: just greasing your wheel a little bit. What are you
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  Speaker 1: doing for lunch, new guy? I have no idea what
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: I'm doing for lunch. I haven't hear it. Perf, New guy, perf.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: Hey you me, we got lunch plans we do It's right,
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  Speaker 1: New guy trying to break in a little bit. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know that copier that's on your floor in near
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  Speaker 1: the ladies bathroom. Yeah, I know that copier, New guy
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  Speaker 1: getting the lay of the land. I love it. Hey,
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: we're gonna take it at lunch today and put it
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  Speaker 1: in your truck. Yeah, why are you talking about a
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: new guy? Catch up? Catch up? We're gonna take that
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: and put it in your truck. Listen. One of the
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  Speaker 1: corporate blow hard upstairs told me that I could take
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: it last week. So I need you to roll it
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  Speaker 1: into the elevator like twelve thirty and then I'll meet
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  Speaker 1: in the loading dock. We could put in the back
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  Speaker 1: of your truck. Yeah. One of the guys from corporate
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  Speaker 1: said you could just take a new copier. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: exactly say that, with his words, but I could tell
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  Speaker 1: I was looking at me anyway. They're gone, They're never
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  Speaker 1: gonna notice. Let's get that bad boy in your truck. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I just started working here. I'm not gonna steal a
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  Speaker 1: copyer guy, new guy, new guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: hear you. I'm the new guy. What we're not stealing it,
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  Speaker 1: new guys, more of a business transaction. Listen. I lined
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  Speaker 1: up a few buyers, we take it at lunch, sell
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  Speaker 1: it for cash, and then you and I hit up
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  Speaker 1: the strip club. They got a great lunch special. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know you. I'm not gonna steal a
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  Speaker 1: copier and sell it for cashp club with you. New guy,
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  Speaker 1: new guy. You're killing me. You're killing me. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know who you want. Okay, listen, new guy,
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  Speaker 1: new guy, new guy, new guy. Stop calling me new guy. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: be more than a week on the job, I'll stop
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: calling you a new guy. Hey, new guy. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know what kind of deals they have at strip clubs
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  Speaker 1: on lunches? Nowadays they're practically giving away food for free.
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Tell me about lunch deals
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  Speaker 1: at strip clubs. Lunch of strip clubs what's wrong with you?
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: New guy? Never ate meat while looking at some meat?
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? That's how juice Box rolls. Hey, listen, man,
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: if you keep bugging me, I'm gonna tell HR about this.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: I gotta get back to work. Hey, new guy, New guy. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're old pals. Are you gonna call HR on your
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: old pal Juice Box? I don't think so, New guy,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, we're not old pals, Juice Box. We've never
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  Speaker 1: even met What do you talk about? We just met
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  Speaker 1: new guy. Plus, I've already met your girlfriend Samantha. I
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: met her a while back. What are you talking about,
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  Speaker 1: you guy? Your girlfriends named Samantha, right, yeah, that's her name.
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  Speaker 1: How do you know that? Samantha and I used to
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  Speaker 1: hook up in college, back when juice Box was real?
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  Speaker 1: Wild man? Did you give me a run for my money?
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  Speaker 1: Don't talk about Samantha like that. You don't know her. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: New Guy, guiltiest charge. We didn't hook up. We just
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  Speaker 1: had long phone conversations late into the night. I doubt it.
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: I think you're a liar. Oh yeah, okay, well we
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: did have a long conversation about this prank phone call.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: New guy, what yeah, because this is actually Jewil from
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the Morning doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you and your girlfriend. Samantha set you up. What
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  Speaker 1: it's a joke. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh I can't
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  Speaker 1: be my velt. I deserve it. Wait, New Guy, I'm serious.
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  Speaker 1: Hey after this, now that we're done with that, let's
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  Speaker 1: go a strip club, get some lunch everything. You know,
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: it's dress me out so much of like just doing.
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: New Guy's got some ones and he's coming to town.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: Oh gee, week up every morning with