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Phone Tap: Benjamin's Birthday For One · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's call, a husband sets up his wife to
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  Speaker 1: be pranked at her work. Oh, she's a waitress slash
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  Speaker 1: hostess at a local bistro, and he told us that
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  Speaker 1: she is the nicest, sweetest, most helpful worker that you
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  Speaker 1: could ever meet.
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  Speaker 2: Are we going to break her? Ja?
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  Speaker 1: Well, he loves hearing whenever she gets a little bit
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  Speaker 1: uncomfortable because she doesn't know quite how to react. So
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  Speaker 1: let's hear how she does when she takes a dinner
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  Speaker 1: reservation from timid Benjamin in your phone tat right.
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  Speaker 2: Now's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for calling bistro. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? My name is Benjamin.
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  Speaker 3: Benjamin. Yes, okay, how can I help you? Benjamin?
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  Speaker 2: B E and G.
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Benjamin.
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  Speaker 3: I got it? I got it in Benjamin, How can
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  Speaker 3: I help you?
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  Speaker 2: I would like to make a reservation for one for
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  Speaker 2: this Friday? Please?
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  Speaker 3: Sure? Seeing one person this Friday? What's time are you
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  Speaker 3: looking to come in?
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  Speaker 2: Well? What time works for you?
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  Speaker 3: Is your reservation? Benjamin? Anytime?
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  Speaker 2: Really? Okay? I would like to do it at eleven
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  Speaker 2: fifty nine pm. Please?
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  Speaker 3: Oh we actually close it eleven.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so you lied, You lied to me, You lied
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  Speaker 2: you said anytime.
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  Speaker 3: Uh no, I just meant any time within the hours
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  Speaker 3: of operation. Sorry, that's on me.
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  Speaker 2: Fine, let's say seven thirty.
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  Speaker 3: Seven thirty party of one for Friday night.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's a special dinner because it's my birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Cool. Well, I'll make sure to let your server.
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  Speaker 2: Know you didn't see. Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Happy birthday, Benjamin, Yay? Anything else you need?
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  Speaker 2: So my birthday request? I would like my entire meal comped,
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  Speaker 2: including the dessert and two free beverages. Well, I like
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  Speaker 2: to drink Shirley Temples. I would like them for free.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it doesn't work like that.
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  Speaker 2: How does it work?
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  Speaker 3: We do offer a complimentary dessert for.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to ask you a question.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Do you do people sing? Do they sing for the birthday?
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  Speaker 3: Uh? Not usually, But we can make that happen if
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  Speaker 3: you'd like.
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  Speaker 2: But my request is that it's a surprise and I
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  Speaker 2: don't see it coming.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean, Benjamin, m Like.
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  Speaker 2: Like in the horror movies when someone sneaks up behind you.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be attacked by your song.
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  Speaker 3: No, we're not, but we're not gonna if.
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  Speaker 2: You surprise me with a song. I might cry because
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't like being surprised. But it's my birthday,
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  Speaker 2: so I need to try.
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  Speaker 3: New things, Okay, Benjamin, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also for sharing. I also have Irish heritage, so I
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  Speaker 2: would like the Irish version of the Happy Birthday song.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that is. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if anybody knows what about it?
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  Speaker 2: You can make it up. My other request, could I
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  Speaker 2: make it rain?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 2: What well I've I've always wanted to go to a
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  Speaker 2: strip club, but I'm too I'm too scared.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no no.
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  Speaker 2: If I could just make it rain with a fistful of.
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  Speaker 3: Ones, no promise You'll have a great server, but you
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  Speaker 3: cannot make it rain in our restaurant. You cannot throw
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  Speaker 3: ones up in the air.
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  Speaker 2: I would like to make it rain on your husband, Bob,
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  Speaker 2: What are.
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  Speaker 3: You talking about? You don't know my husband.
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  Speaker 2: Actually I do kind of know him because he emailed
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  Speaker 2: the radio station that I work for.
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  Speaker 3: What is going on?
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  Speaker 1: My name is jeff radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning a chat.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that was like one of the hardest reservations.
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  Speaker 1: You were struggling so much with it, But your husband
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  Speaker 1: said It's the funniest thing when he catches you off
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  Speaker 1: guard and thought this prank was the perfect chance to
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  Speaker 1: do it to you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, he knows how seriously I take work.
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  Speaker 2: You were trying to be so polite.
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  Speaker 3: I was trying because you know, I don't want to, like,
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  Speaker 3: get a bad review on Google or something.
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  Speaker 2: Especially not a bad birthday review. Polk party for one.
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  Speaker 2: Make it rain up.
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  Speaker 3: Why you are the word.
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  Speaker 2: That's what my
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  Speaker 3: Mom says, brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,