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Phone Tap PODCAST: Weird Bank Robbery · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d
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  Speaker 1: uy is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d y away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred day,
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  Speaker 1: It's another Juba on the twenties. Hello, all, I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: for Sean. Speaking Sean. This is Bill Rosewood from the
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  Speaker 1: king County Police. I need to talk to you for
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  Speaker 1: a second. Okay. We apprehended your little girlfriend last night,
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  Speaker 1: Tanya and um one. Okay, all right, Hey, hey, uh,
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  Speaker 1: do me a favor, Sean. Spare me the whole playing
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  Speaker 1: dumb act. All right, we picked Tanya up last night
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  Speaker 1: and now I need to talk to you. Tanya is
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  Speaker 1: not I went on one date with Tanya. You went
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  Speaker 1: on one date with Tanya? Yes, okay, Well, according to her,
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  Speaker 1: you guys are a couple, and all the evidence that
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  Speaker 1: I have supports that. So no, listen, we'd only gone
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  Speaker 1: on one date. I don't even know this chip. That's
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  Speaker 1: a likely story, Sean. Okay, I'm sure this is your
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  Speaker 1: whole story. Sure, this is your whole little plan for
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  Speaker 1: when she hits the fan. Just act like you don't
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  Speaker 1: know each other. Come on, I wasn't born yesterday, all right,
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  Speaker 1: this is my first day on the job, Officer. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not lying to you. I'm telling you the truth. I
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  Speaker 1: went on one date with her. Man, I could tell
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  Speaker 1: she was crazy from the start. I didn't want a
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  Speaker 1: damn thing to do with Sean. Listen. I got her
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  Speaker 1: into the interrogation room. She opened up like a floodgate.
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  Speaker 1: She spilled all the beans. She told me everything. There's
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  Speaker 1: no spell. I don't even know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: There's no there's no way, Listen. I need you to
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  Speaker 1: come down to the station and we need to talk
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  Speaker 1: to you. What a man. I can't come down to
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  Speaker 1: the station. I'm worry. I know. If you don't turn
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  Speaker 1: yourself in within the next two hours, I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 1: squad cars to pick you up and to rest you
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  Speaker 1: for bank robbery right at your office. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, no way, no way. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: this is happening right now. I had nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with any Rocker. We picked Tania up last night. She
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  Speaker 1: is a liar. You just swear at me. I wasn't swear. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. You realize you could get twenty five
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  Speaker 1: to life for bank robbery. I didn't rob any bank.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have to do with it my hands, Who
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  Speaker 1: got my kids? Who got my hand on my dead dog?
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  Speaker 1: I swear to god. I had you ever heard the phrase,
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  Speaker 1: as soon as the ship goes down, the rats are
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  Speaker 1: the first one to jump off. Is that what you're
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  Speaker 1: doing right now? So you're literally never heard of that phrase?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know. Well, it's a pretty popular phrase. You
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  Speaker 1: might want to look it up. But anyway, your girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: Tanya gets picked up for robbing a bank this morning.
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  Speaker 1: She tells us that you've had a hand and eight
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  Speaker 1: is not my girlfriend, and that's what she told us
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  Speaker 1: you would say. But she says that you're the mastermind
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  Speaker 1: behind the whole thing. Listen, this woman is bevutional. She's
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  Speaker 1: full of it. Ton Is She is lying? Man? She
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  Speaker 1: is lying. Okay, are you willing to come down to
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  Speaker 1: the station and take a light detect or test in yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'll beat down there right, I'll beat down there in
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  Speaker 1: the next twenty minutes, because right now she said that
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  Speaker 1: you're the one that's been masterminding all these bank robberies. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: come take it. I swear to God, man, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: steal any money. I'm good to Please just let me
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  Speaker 1: take the test money. Are you screwing with me? Do
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  Speaker 1: you think this is a big joke? No? I don't
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  Speaker 1: think he's a joke. What are you talking about? I'm
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  Speaker 1: not talking about money. Tony has been robbing sperm banks.
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  Speaker 1: And I guarantee you got a whole bunch of the
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  Speaker 1: stuff just sitting at your house, don't you. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. You got a bunch of that stuff just
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  Speaker 1: sitting at home, don't you ago? All right? This is
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you shut your buddy. Jeff set you up. He said, uh,
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  Speaker 1: he said, you went out with some really weird girl.
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  Speaker 1: The other wanted me to mess with you. Did you
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  Speaker 1: actually believe that girl you went out with could have
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  Speaker 1: been a bank robber? Yeah? Man, if you would have metters,
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  Speaker 1: she was crazy. Wake up every morning with jubile phone
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  Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy On Rubin ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five