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Phone Tap: Steady Eddie Scams the Scammer · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you
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  Speaker 1: haven't heard, we're doing scam the scammer prank calls.
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  Speaker 2: All week long.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just messing with the randos who call into the
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  Speaker 1: radio hotline. We're trying to lure us into giving them
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  Speaker 1: our personal information. And today Jose is up bringing one
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  Speaker 1: of his phone tap characters into the mix and hopefully
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  Speaker 1: this will teach them don't mess with Steady Eddie. It's here,
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  Speaker 1: Scam the scammer phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Brook Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hellow, Hello, good afternoon. I'm looking to speak with a
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  Speaker 3: person in charge of the merchant bill. Are they available
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  Speaker 3: to speak with?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Who am I speaking with?
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  Speaker 3: Oh h my name is Kim. I'm actually calling us
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  Speaker 3: a courtesy update in behalf of the merchant services.
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  Speaker 2: Giving me a curtesy call. I don't get a lot
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  Speaker 2: of call. Sorry, sorry, go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: We're just trying to process the remaining credits and that
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  Speaker 3: I owe to the business back to you guys. Just
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  Speaker 3: the confirmser of this is uh Imperial Jewels.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I buy a lot of Imperial jewels. How much
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  Speaker 2: you ow? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: These are funds that are owed to your business or
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  Speaker 3: you owe me money? That is correct, the connected to
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  Speaker 3: the credit card processor.
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  Speaker 2: Yay. I mean this is very turney. You're very nice
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  Speaker 2: and then you offer me money. I feel like I
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  Speaker 2: is there anything I can do for you?
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  Speaker 3: That can I have only your first name, so I
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  Speaker 3: can note here that I spoke with you today, and
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  Speaker 3: also for the callback is Edward Edwards.
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  Speaker 2: My friends come daddy Eddie though that's my real link.
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  Speaker 3: That's when you're in okay, answer of Eddie before this
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  Speaker 3: one gets Actually, yes, sir?
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  Speaker 2: Are you single? Because you could call me more than
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  Speaker 2: more than just like once a month. Are you single? No?
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  Speaker 3: Not any war darn it, I.
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  Speaker 2: Missed out on my queen. I would treat you. I'm
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  Speaker 2: rich now, by.
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  Speaker 3: The way, good freezer.
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  Speaker 2: I want to leave your man. I got, I got.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been married.
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  Speaker 3: Oh good for you. You could still enjoy.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm a virgin saving myself.
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  Speaker 3: Just to continue, could I just double check real quick
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  Speaker 3: that you're still accepting credit card pavements by a machine.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you've heard me. I don't get a
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  Speaker 2: lot of women. Did you hear when I said.
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  Speaker 3: That, Yes, sir, of Unfortunately, I just.
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  Speaker 2: Look listen, I just found out that I came into
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  Speaker 2: a large amount of money. I just want the best tip. Ever.
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  Speaker 2: What can I do to a woman to get her
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  Speaker 2: to love me?
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  Speaker 3: I don't really have any.
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  Speaker 2: What about a pickup line? Is that funny? Like on
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  Speaker 2: this one, I just thought of are you a school
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  Speaker 2: bos because I'd like to put my kids in you?
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  Speaker 3: Anyways? Obser just to confirm, do you pass the cost
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  Speaker 3: to the customer or do you charge additional fees?
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  Speaker 2: We do? I do charge an additional fee as one compliment.
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  Speaker 3: And we go through for the online like.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on a second, are you there?
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  Speaker 3: I'm still here. Credit cards?
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  Speaker 2: You want the credit card number? Sorry, my inhaler.
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  Speaker 3: We just need to confirm, like the credit card processor
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  Speaker 3: that you're using for the business?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? I use visa?
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  Speaker 3: How do you spell that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Here is v I s a visa.
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  Speaker 3: Visa that.
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  Speaker 2: I've been saying it wrong? No wonder someone someone asked
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  Speaker 2: for my credit card the other day at the store
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  Speaker 2: and then they said, well, what what is that I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to put in anually? And I said it's a
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  Speaker 2: Viva And I didn't know why you lat right now?
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  Speaker 3: So uh for visa?
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  Speaker 2: What'er again?
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  Speaker 3: It's okay for the visa. Do you have for the machine?
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  Speaker 3: What's the name of the machine?
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  Speaker 2: It's called a v Oh my god, I just remembered
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  Speaker 2: I have to go. Okay, hey, can you call me later?
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  Speaker 2: Can you call me back in like five hours.
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  Speaker 3: We'll try to all your back.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll try to find that machine too, and then
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  Speaker 2: we'll and then we'll fall in love, and then you'll
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  Speaker 2: give me my money.
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  Speaker 3: So okay, I love you. What's the credit card?
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  Speaker 2: By Broken Jeffreys Phone taps on the twenties,