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Phone Tap: I Have A Pen An Apple Pen · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: not know this. What are the top three most annoying
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  Speaker 1: things about being on the phone with customer service? Man?
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  Speaker 1: They just don't care? One is probably being rude, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to their combative with you about your issue. And third,
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  Speaker 1: maybe the most powerful is they act disinterested. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I was saying. You can just tell that they're not
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  Speaker 1: really paying that much attention to your complaint, no matter
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  Speaker 1: how upset you are about it. Yeah, and that's what
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  Speaker 1: happens in today's phone call. But you know what, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: it's not Brooks fault because she was just up really
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  Speaker 1: late last night. Oh god, I know she is going
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  Speaker 1: to fight through the sleepies. Yeah, and do her very
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  Speaker 1: best to help this man solve his problem, even if
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  Speaker 1: she has to get super drunk to do it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: here we go, So you're here. Your phone's app right
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  Speaker 1: now the twenty Hi, I'm looking to speak with Sam.
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  Speaker 1: Who's calling? My name is Sabrina Upchuck from customer service?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh okay. One of my associates forwarded me an
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  Speaker 1: email saying you had an unpleasant experience at one of
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  Speaker 1: our stores. Yeah, I would call him that. Okay, can
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  Speaker 1: you tell me about it? Um? I was, I was
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  Speaker 1: shopping and I was looking for like a very specific
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  Speaker 1: kitchen set. Oh oh oh, excuse me? Are you falling asleep?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm so sorry about that at a late
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  Speaker 1: night at this bar called close Encounters. Oh okay, so
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  Speaker 1: are you do you want to hear? What have you
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  Speaker 1: been to that bar before? Uh? No, I can't say
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  Speaker 1: I have. Oh let's just say they don't call it
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  Speaker 1: close encounters because it's a space alien theme, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, no, I guess I get
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  Speaker 1: your Inlando, but oh my god, just retrain you and me.
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  Speaker 1: I ended up bringing home like this rando. Oh oh,
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  Speaker 1: binged on America's Got Talent Season eight on DVR. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: great show, I'm sure it is. Um. Are you here
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  Speaker 1: to talk to me about about my experience? Or am I? Am?
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  Speaker 1: I like listening to you? Oh? Yeah, okay? Sorry? Um? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what were you saying I was pouring a little bailies
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  Speaker 1: in my coffee. Are you are you drinking right now?
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  Speaker 1: Did I say that out loud? Yeah? Continue, Continue, Let's
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  Speaker 1: just let's concentrate on you. I mean, is this okay
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  Speaker 1: so I'm talking? Is this actually gonna go anywhere? Or
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  Speaker 1: are you just gonna like yeah, yeah? If you're calling
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  Speaker 1: me about this, I assume you guys are actually like
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  Speaker 1: trying to help me. Sam, Sam, I'm here and I'm
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  Speaker 1: totally professional. Well, doesn't sounds like you're totally professional because
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  Speaker 1: it sounds like you're drinking. You're telling me about like, Sam,
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  Speaker 1: give me another chance, tell me what your problem is? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was shopping and I was looking for
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  Speaker 1: like a specific kitchen set, and I was trying to talk,
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  Speaker 1: And hey, I get you're tired, but you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to yawn every time I say something is und one
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  Speaker 1: yon is understandable. One yond I give you one yawn,
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  Speaker 1: But like four Yon, five Yon, you were obviously at
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  Speaker 1: close encounters last night. Oh I wasn't, and maybe you
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't have been either, because it's clearly affecting your job
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  Speaker 1: right now. Worth it? Honestly, it doesn't even sound like
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  Speaker 1: you're that tired. It just sounds like you're bored of
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  Speaker 1: what I have to say, and it tells like you're
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  Speaker 1: putting out an No, I hear what you're saying. That's
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  Speaker 1: my tired yawn. My board yon is more like this.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay. I can't tell the difference between your yawn. Really.
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  Speaker 1: All I can say is that, okay, wait, but maybe
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  Speaker 1: if you just listen. Wait, Sam, maybe if you listen,
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  Speaker 1: you'll be able to hear the difference. Okay, listen to
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  Speaker 1: this one. I'm not listening to your yawn. Stop yawning.
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  Speaker 1: See that that is a tired yawn. But listen to
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  Speaker 1: this one. Okay. You know what I I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care about your yawn. I've done with you, and
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to your supervisor at this point.
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  Speaker 1: This oh, this, stop yawning. Let me talk to somebody,
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  Speaker 1: please just please hold. I have apple Apple? Hello, hello, supervisor? Yes, hi,
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  Speaker 1: are you you're gonna yawn too? Sorry? Look I had okay,
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  Speaker 1: I had an I'll transfer you back. But no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, what are you doing? I have
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  Speaker 1: an apple? Oh? Apple? Hey, Sam, oh hey Sam, I'm
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  Speaker 1: afraid we're not going to be able to help you today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh why why did you transfer me to the guy?
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  Speaker 1: He just can't give me right back. I need to
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  Speaker 1: talk to somebody I don't know above him. What is
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  Speaker 1: going on? There's nobody above him, Sam, we don't work it.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually broke from the radio show Brick and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: What it's all a joke and you could blame your girlfriend, Shannon.
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  Speaker 1: She's the one that set you up to girlfriend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she said you were being like a grump about a
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  Speaker 1: bad experience at the skin of No. I mean that
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  Speaker 1: kind of whole music was a third I have an Apple.
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  Speaker 1: That's a crazy whole song. Okay, I get it. Oh good,
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  Speaker 1: get it. I got I'm on the butt of the joke.
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  Speaker 1: I got it. That's a good song. It's too crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Weeke up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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