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Phone Tap: Forgot The Anniversary Again · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: You y Away.
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  Speaker 3: When you're a married man, there's certain commandments that you
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  Speaker 3: need to follow, okay, like never leave the toilet seed up.
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  Speaker 2: That would be so nice if that people did that.
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  Speaker 3: Never compare your wife to another woman, oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: of course to an appliance, duh. And these are things
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  Speaker 3: you don't do. And never forget your own wedding anniversary.
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  Speaker 3: Ah now, unfortunately that's what happened to one guy last year,
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  Speaker 3: just completely slipped his mind. That's not good. But this year,
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  Speaker 3: well he's about to forget again. At least that's what
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  Speaker 3: his wife thinks. So she set him up two days
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  Speaker 3: before the actual date to trick and make him think
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  Speaker 3: that he already missed it. She's so good this relationship.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it in your phone taped right now. Well, Hi,
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking for Dariah.
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  Speaker 2: That's my wife. No, this isn't her phone.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, sorry, I've been trying to reach Daria, but
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  Speaker 3: she isn't answering her phone. So this was the secondary number.
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  Speaker 3: And she needs to pick up this item today.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, where are you talking from again?
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  Speaker 3: From by electronics store? Yeah, there's an item that was
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  Speaker 3: said to be ready for today and she needs to
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  Speaker 3: come get it.
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  Speaker 2: No, man, she's not around. Like I can give her
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  Speaker 2: the message if you want, or I can. I mean
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  Speaker 2: I might be able to come pick it up. Like,
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  Speaker 2: what is it, I'll come get it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I mean it's a new Apple Watch for
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  Speaker 3: an anniversary gift.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what what do you mean an Apple?
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  Speaker 3: And oh, oh god, you're the husband?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god are you?
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  Speaker 3: I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: It's my anniversary?
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  Speaker 3: Did I just mean a gift?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, forget about watching. I'm way won't worry
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  Speaker 2: about that. Oh I'm so I didn't even remember. And
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  Speaker 2: this is the second year in a row.
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  Speaker 3: But see, that's why she wanted to pick up this afternoon,
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  Speaker 3: because she said it was urgent.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I get all that. I get all that. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I feel so stupid right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I'm the stupid one now.
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  Speaker 3: I I am the stupid one because I spoiled the gift.
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  Speaker 2: It's not about that, Like you just opened my eyes
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  Speaker 2: to the fact that I missed my anniversary for the
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  Speaker 2: second year in a row.
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  Speaker 3: Look, man, it's not too late. I can just call
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  Speaker 3: her and tell her the watch was delayed today. That'll
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  Speaker 3: buy you some time, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, do that? Please? Wait?
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  Speaker 3: No, I can't. I already called her three times and
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  Speaker 3: left messages saying that it's ready.
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  Speaker 2: Damn it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let me please and let me just like try
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  Speaker 3: and help you out here. And I'm just asking one
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  Speaker 3: of my co workers. Hey, Barb, Barb, Yeah, what's the
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  Speaker 3: hats Chip?
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  Speaker 2: Call good old Barb. Yeah, can you come?
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  Speaker 3: Can you come over here for a second?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Sure?
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  Speaker 2: What is going on? What going on?
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  Speaker 3: I have this gentleman on the phone who forgot his
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  Speaker 3: anniversary and it's today.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta go that, guys, I gotta I gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Barb's always got great ideas important. I mean, I think
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  Speaker 3: she's important to him. It's just he's not that great
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  Speaker 3: at that type of thing.
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  Speaker 2: You know, what do you mean? I'm not that great, dude.
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  Speaker 2: You don't even know me. I normally remember everything.
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  Speaker 3: No, totally. I'm sorry about that. It's just he forgot
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  Speaker 3: it last year too. I know.
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  Speaker 2: God, God, guy, listen, I'm right here on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: I'm here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I can hear every word. I know.
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  Speaker 3: We're just working it out. So maybe it's like he's
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  Speaker 3: de hydrated or something and it's affecting his memory.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's so.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have you had enough water today?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? I'm not high grated?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, he says he's good on water bar.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, here, here's the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hello, Yeah, I'm surfing online right now to try
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  Speaker 2: and get something from my wife or our anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: No one surfs anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm online.
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  Speaker 3: Don't buy our surfing equipment. When was the last time
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  Speaker 3: you were.
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  Speaker 1: At the ceirch?
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  Speaker 2: What is going on?
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  Speaker 3: What's the last time you were When was the last time?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Let me ask you this.
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  Speaker 1: When was the last time you were at the circus?
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  Speaker 2: The circus?
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  Speaker 1: What my husband got me tickets to Barnum and Bailey's
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  Speaker 1: for our anniversary back in ninety seven?
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  Speaker 3: Really? Expressure, you're not just isn't healthy? Actually, I got it.
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  Speaker 2: I got it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I got an idea. Can I have the phone?
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  Speaker 2: You got what? I am dead? Here, I'm dead.
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  Speaker 3: A perfect gift for your wife in our store. Oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, it's twenty percent off this week only. It's
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  Speaker 3: going to save you a lot of mine.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have any time to do any of this stuff, man,
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  Speaker 2: I don't have time.
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  Speaker 3: I am wrapping it up as we speak. A brand
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  Speaker 3: new digital scale. Oh, come on, god, it's got bluetooth
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  Speaker 3: in it.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you don't give a woman a scale.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's digital.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a if it's digital or not. It
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  Speaker 2: could be straight from God himself. Give a scale to
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  Speaker 2: a woman for an annivert.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a new idea? I have an idea.
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  Speaker 3: I have an idea.
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  Speaker 2: I have an idea. The idea is to hang a
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  Speaker 2: the phone.
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  Speaker 3: You should get her a prank phone call. They're actually
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  Speaker 3: free and they're through the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you know. I'm not not No, that's a stupid idea. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: Going Well, that's actually what's not a.
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  Speaker 2: Nice thing to do for an anniversary at all. That's
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  Speaker 2: what she got for you, So you should do the
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  Speaker 2: same for her.
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  Speaker 3: What I think he likes it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, but we should tell him that we're
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  Speaker 3: not from the electronics store.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a yeah? I cannot believe it.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually Jeffrey for Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you. Yeah, your wife
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  Speaker 3: Daria set you up for this. Don't worry. You didn't
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  Speaker 3: forget your anniversary. You still got two more days. We
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  Speaker 3: were just messing with you.
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  Speaker 2: You knit with suggesting all those crappy gifts. Crappy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the greatest show on earth. He's not big
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  Speaker 3: to the circus.
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  Speaker 1: Wake Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
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