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Phone Tap: No Shingles, Mo' Pringles · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Imagine you're thinking about putting a huge bid down on
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  Speaker 2: a house for the very first time. The deadline is
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  Speaker 2: just minutes away, and you're waiting to hear from the
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  Speaker 2: inspector that you paid for to figure out if the
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  Speaker 2: house is worth.
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  Speaker 1: It or not.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's.
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  Speaker 2: The stressful situation one guy is in, and it's only
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  Speaker 2: going to get worse when we call to deliver some
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  Speaker 2: news in your brand new phone. Tap right now, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Another tap on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is this Rich?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it is hi Rich.
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  Speaker 3: My name's Kelly. I'm your inspector for the property you're
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  Speaker 3: thinking of putting a bid on over on spot Lane. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: great man, it's been busy. The cellar's agent only gave
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  Speaker 3: me like a fifteen minute window and then I have
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  Speaker 3: to do inspections at seven more houses today.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't even eaten. I just got a bag
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  Speaker 3: of chips running around, you know, I mean, you know
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  Speaker 3: how it is rich? Yeah, well, can you kind of
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  Speaker 3: get into whatever you found in the inspection? I got
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  Speaker 3: a tight deadline to make this decision, so I mean
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  Speaker 3: the counts, Yeah, gotcha. Well I walked the whole property
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  Speaker 3: and the foundation. It appears in good condition except for
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  Speaker 3: this one spot. The h it didn't We'll go No, no,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry what. I don't know if that
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  Speaker 3: concerns you or not, but put up some alarms for me.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry, what is it?
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  Speaker 3: What is the I couldn't quite make out what you
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  Speaker 3: were saying, which you got to keep up with me here.
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  Speaker 3: I got a lot of houses to do today. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: no true, So listen, listen, listen where the north corner
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  Speaker 3: meets the east. I see there's one area. Hmm that okay,
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  Speaker 3: I probably discount on.
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  Speaker 1: That, aget a discount on what exactly there?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I do have good news though.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, but I mean before the good news, can we
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  Speaker 1: go back to the problem and the other the discount thing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Rachel, Listen. The good news is I didn't
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  Speaker 3: find any weeks. Okay, in the septic tank. Wait now
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  Speaker 3: there is some bad news that there was some problems
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  Speaker 3: for just.
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  Speaker 1: Wait wait wait okay, wait wait wait wait.
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  Speaker 3: That's directly under the walkway. I'm sorry, can you can
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  Speaker 3: you stop for a second?
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  Speaker 1: None, I cannot get anything.
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  Speaker 3: You know what it's like these days for us inspectors.
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  Speaker 3: We can't stop. There's no I can't. I didn't even
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  Speaker 3: have lunch. This is my lunch man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I got it. But I'm trying to place
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  Speaker 1: a bid on this house and I can't understand any
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  Speaker 1: of the stuff that you're telling me about.
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  Speaker 3: The phone's having a problem. Maybe you should move. Don't
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  Speaker 3: you get better reception because my phone, My phone is fine.
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  Speaker 3: I got all the bars. It's because you're stuffing in
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  Speaker 3: your face with.
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  Speaker 2: The ruffles or whatever. Are you actually eating?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing it? Springles? Once you pop, you
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  Speaker 3: can't stop. I mean, you know you're old saying about that.
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  Speaker 1: To stop for at least one second.
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  Speaker 3: I can't. I only got one man off left on
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  Speaker 3: the property and then I'm out of here. So why
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  Speaker 3: are you eating right now?
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  Speaker 1: Then?
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: You're not telling me anything.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, pay attention. Ranch all the water pups
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  Speaker 3: are on the main floor working, but the one I
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  Speaker 3: feel it's really hard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I mean that.
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  Speaker 3: Could honestly mean the whole house could fall down.
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  Speaker 2: No, that that sounded really important. I think I need
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  Speaker 2: to hear that.
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  Speaker 3: Please, can you again? That is a big one, right,
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  Speaker 3: But this one, this next one, you're gonna need to
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  Speaker 3: write down, so you would probably get the price knocked
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  Speaker 3: down eight to ten grand. It's just about the roof,
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  Speaker 3: it just front. Oh my god. But make sure you
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  Speaker 3: tell your agent specifically what I just said. Okay, I
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  Speaker 3: can't tell anything that could fall right off? Rich, I
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  Speaker 3: mean what I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 1: Ship down for one second and tell me about the house.
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  Speaker 3: No, I would email you all this, but man, my
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  Speaker 3: emails down what so by the way, I should have asked,
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  Speaker 3: when do you need to put the bid in by?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you know how much time? That I better tell you.
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  Speaker 3: Did your wife Katie set you up? Because this is
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  Speaker 3: just a phone taut I'm sorry. The chips are real,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm not. I'm actually broke from the radio show
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  Speaker 3: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap,
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. To make you feel better, Katie your
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  Speaker 3: wife apparently got the inspection an hour ago, and she
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  Speaker 3: says you're all good to go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh great.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man. I gotta tell you, though, Pringle's got the
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  Speaker 3: slogan right. Can't stop it's it's impossible. Uh. I think
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  Speaker 3: that's the most frustrating thing I've ever dealt with. Just wait,
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  Speaker 3: you haven't put your bid in on the house yet.
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  Speaker 3: That's gonna get a lot.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to talk it.
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  Speaker 2: I think it'll be hard to be.
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  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning
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