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Phone Tap PODCAST: Plant Parent · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: waiting for it all morning, and now it's time for
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  Speaker 1: your free money phone tap and today our own Brook
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  Speaker 1: Fox calls a lady who recently bought a couple of
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  Speaker 1: plants from a local nursery. Seems innocent enough, well, she
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  Speaker 1: admittedly is not a green thumb. In fact, she posted
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  Speaker 1: a couple of photos recently of her new plants on
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  Speaker 1: social media. And I mean they're not dead, but they're
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  Speaker 1: also not in great condition either. So we just have
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  Speaker 1: to give her a heads up that if this continues
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  Speaker 1: and she doesn't treat her philodendrons better, we are going
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  Speaker 1: to have to get the authorities involved. No, these plants
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  Speaker 1: are like children, Jose. Their lives are at stake. It's
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now, it's broken. Jeffrey's
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  Speaker 1: your chance to win five Hello, This is Samantha from
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  Speaker 1: Plants and Nursery. I'm looking for Claire. This is Claire. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: hi Claire. I'm one of the associate gardeners here. I
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  Speaker 1: got your number from your membership account with US. I
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  Speaker 1: hope that was okay. What do you want, um, great question.
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  Speaker 1: I just see here that you purchased a couple of
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  Speaker 1: philodendron plants from US a few weeks ago. Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling to see you know how those
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  Speaker 1: plants are doing. Oh, yeah, they're great, They're good. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm new to them and so i'm just you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm learning how to take care of them. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're fine. Oh so you've not been a plant parent before?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what I'm hearing. I haven't had a lot
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  Speaker 1: of experience with plants, but I'm loving these guys. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm loving it. All right. So you're saying the plants
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  Speaker 1: are okay? Are you sure everything is fine? Yes, the
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  Speaker 1: plants are fine. Why are you asking? Well, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: little disappointed in your answers. To be honest, I want
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  Speaker 1: to let you know that a friend of yours sent
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  Speaker 1: a link of your Instagram to us. From the looks
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  Speaker 1: of things, your plants are not doing. Okay, excuse me.
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  Speaker 1: How is our social media post your business? Our plants
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  Speaker 1: are our business. They're like babies. That's why we call
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  Speaker 1: you a new plant parent. And you didn't even know
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  Speaker 1: that was a thing. Interesting that you don't know that's
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  Speaker 1: a thing, but your posting pictures them on social media
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  Speaker 1: as if you're a proud parent. First of all, you
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  Speaker 1: should not be spying while people's Instagram. I mean, is
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  Speaker 1: that even legal? I mean, I can report you for stalking.
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  Speaker 1: I hear you getting emotional, and I understand that, but
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  Speaker 1: I think we're gonna need to calm down. Oh my,
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  Speaker 1: oh my, Okay, Claire, be honest. Are your plants okay? No,
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  Speaker 1: they're not. Okay, how about that either way, it's none
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  Speaker 1: of your business. How dare you trying to tell me
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  Speaker 1: how to take care anything of my health, my plants
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  Speaker 1: and my own Now, well, somebody needs to tell you,
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  Speaker 1: because you're not growing them, Okay, you're killing them, and
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  Speaker 1: that is the problem. I am not killing them. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not a health plant killer. And look, it's wrong with you. Listen, listen, Clair,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Plants are supposed to make people feel
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  Speaker 1: more calm, and I could understand with dead plants, they
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  Speaker 1: would do the opposite for you as we're seeing here
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  Speaker 1: dead yet. And that's why I'm just telling you. I
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  Speaker 1: am on your side. I'm trying to just give you
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  Speaker 1: some advice before my boss calls pps PPF Plant Protective Services.
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  Speaker 1: You've got. That's not a thing. That's not real. It
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  Speaker 1: is very real, and the city takes this very seriously. Recently,
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  Speaker 1: they've been coming down hard on plant parents. Again, that's
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  Speaker 1: not a thing. I'm on my way. Where are my king,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on my way again. I wouldn't leave your plants alone,
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  Speaker 1: that's part of the problem. But you need to stay
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  Speaker 1: in your apartment and we can walk through how to
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  Speaker 1: take care of your plans. I am when they let
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  Speaker 1: you know that, I am not appreciating this. My plants
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  Speaker 1: can be left in the house alone. How can a
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  Speaker 1: plant not be left in the house alone? What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? A plan can be left in the
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  Speaker 1: world alone alone? And will plan can be left alone? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know right now that they could
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  Speaker 1: find you two hundred dollars two hundred dollars yes, so
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  Speaker 1: what for mistreatment? Not just that they will take custody
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  Speaker 1: of your plants if they see it happening. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: one thing straight, Lady, you will not take custody of
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  Speaker 1: my plans with your mind. I pay for them with
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  Speaker 1: my money, and I put them to my home, and
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  Speaker 1: even though they don't look good to you, they are
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  Speaker 1: happy here. They are very happy. So I don't care
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  Speaker 1: who you call, PPCPPS, whoever you call. Don't send them
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  Speaker 1: over here. Don't send them my way, because they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get a fifthful of me. That's what they get if
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  Speaker 1: they try to take my property. No way, lady, No way.
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  Speaker 1: That feels like a lot, Like a lot, Claire. If
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  Speaker 1: you think that's a lot, I got more coming for you. Lady.
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  Speaker 1: You've started this and now I am taking over. You
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  Speaker 1: are not going to be doing this to me. You
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  Speaker 1: are not going to be intimidating me about my plans,
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  Speaker 1: which are fine. You're fine if they're fine, Claire. But
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you what's not fine. I don't work
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  Speaker 1: at a nursery. This is actually broke from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. What are you talking about. It's
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  Speaker 1: just a joke. None of this is real. Okay, it's
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  Speaker 1: just a prank phone call. What you are one passionate
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  Speaker 1: plant woman, even if you are killing those poor babies,
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  Speaker 1: it's not true. None of that's true. No, it's all
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  Speaker 1: a joke. Your Frank Kendras set you up. She said
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  Speaker 1: that you were wanting to start growing your own plants.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I will kill her. Do you do better? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: treat those plants nicely and stop yelling around them, Claire.
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  Speaker 1: They don't like that, yo. Look at Jeffrey's free money
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