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Phone Tap: Dined and Dawdled · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: It's almost time for your prank phone call. It's Brooke
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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. And today we call a
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Speaker 1: woman who works at a restaurant where she does a
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Speaker 1: little bit of everything.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 1: Awesome. A little management. She takes reservations, helps out with
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Speaker 1: the tables. But recently something happened with one of their customers.
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Speaker 1: And everybody's been talking about it. Because it involves a
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Speaker 1: guy who did not pay his bill. Don't do that.
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Speaker 1: If they got away, normally you'd never see or hear
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Speaker 1: from that person ever again. Well, not in this case.
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Speaker 1: This person has some unfinished business. In your phone tap
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Speaker 1: right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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Speaker 2: Broiler, this is Crystal. How can I help you? Hi.
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Speaker 1: Hello?
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Speaker 2: Can I help you?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really... I don't want to give you
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Speaker 1: my name. You already know about me.
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Speaker 2: Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm not following?
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Speaker 1: Two days ago, you had a customer come in, and
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Speaker 1: he ordered a steak, and he left before paying.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was me.
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Speaker 2: Really? Yeah, guilty. So.
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Speaker 2: What is this? What are you doing? Why are you
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Speaker 2: just calling to tell us that you dined in Dash?
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Speaker 1: I don't really like that phrase, but yeah, sort of. Okay.
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Speaker 2: Did you want to come back and pay for your
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Speaker 2: meal or something?
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Speaker 1: I can tell just by your voice you hate me.
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Speaker 1: I can read it.
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Speaker 2: Respectfully, I don't know you, but that is probably something
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Speaker 2: that you shouldn't have done.
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Speaker 1: I know, but you should at least know why.
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Speaker 2: You know, sir, I don't really think that it matters
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Speaker 2: at this point. You broke the law. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: You're going to pry it out of me, huh? I'm
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Speaker 1: not the one who called. All right. We'll have it
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Speaker 1: your way. So look, the reason that I did it,
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Speaker 1: it's because I don't like going to the bathroom in public.
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Speaker 1: So when the urge came, I just left.
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Speaker 2: Wow. OK, I didn't really need to know that.
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Speaker 1: Well, it seemed like you wanted to know.
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Speaker 2: And technically, no, I really didn't.
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Speaker 1: I would say it wasn't even a dine and dash
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Speaker 1: because I do still plan to come back in. I
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Speaker 1: just had to leave for a little bit.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. You can't just
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Speaker 2: leave without paying or letting anybody know what's going on.
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Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm doing right now. I'm telling you,
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Speaker 1: I actually want to schedule a time to come in
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Speaker 1: and pay. Hopefully with someone who's a little less judgmental. Wow, dude.
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Speaker 2: I really don't know why you're doing this, but you know.
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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to come in and schedule a payment time.
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Speaker 2: So you can come in during our hours of operation.
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Speaker 1: Okay. What does November look like for you?
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Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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Speaker 1: Are you booked? Okay.
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Speaker 2: So you're telling me that you're wanting to process a
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Speaker 2: payment in a few months.
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Speaker 1: If that's okay with you.
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Speaker 2: It's definitely not okay. That's definitely breaking the law.
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Speaker 1: Well, I'd say it's only a crime if I dined
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Speaker 1: and dashed. But I just dined and paused.
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Speaker 2: That's not a thing, sir.
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Speaker 1: Okay, well, dined and dawdled then. Dined and delayed.
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Speaker 2: Whatever. Also not a thing.
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Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know, I haven't officially ditched it yet.
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Speaker 1: I'm just kind of busy with work and charities.
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Speaker 2: Right now? Charity, huh? Yeah. Charity. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I'm very charitable. Okay.
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Speaker 2: I'm sure you think so.
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Speaker 1: Excuse me. I can read the tone in your voice
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Speaker 1: right there, and I'll have you know that I pledged
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Speaker 1: at least $ 5 to the Red Cross. Oh, you pledged it? Recently,
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Speaker 1: I might add. Okay. Did you pay it? It's actually
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Speaker 1: funny you ask. I'm currently in the process of scheduling
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Speaker 1: that payment.
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Speaker 2: Okay, so you've now wasted a lot of my time.
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Speaker 2: And I'll let Antonio know because he's the server that
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Speaker 2: you walked out on and wasted his time as well.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, Antonio. I remember him.
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Speaker 2: You should. You stiffed him on the bill.
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Speaker 1: No, I don't remember that part. I remember he's the
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Speaker 1: one who set you up for this prank phone call
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Speaker 1: on the radio.
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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Antonio. Dark hair, tight butt, good sense of humor.
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Speaker 1: Listen to Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm Jeff. What?
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Speaker 1: It's a joke.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: No way. Antonio told us what happened at the restaurant
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Speaker 1: and he wanted us to mess with you.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God. And I was all feeling bad for her.
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Speaker 1: What? Wow, you are very unkind to dine and pausers,
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Speaker 1: if I do say so myself.
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Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, dine and pausers is not very
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Speaker 2: kind to us.
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Speaker 1: I was going to get back there. Wow. Maybe by Christmas.
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Speaker 2: Truckin' Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.