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#2 Phone Tap of 2025: Vito and Vino Doormen · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Oh man, we're on to the number two phone tap
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  Speaker 1: of the year in our countdown of the top ten
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  Speaker 1: phone taps of Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: Is crazy? What is it, Jeff?
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  Speaker 3: I'm about to tell you it's so excited, okay, because
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  Speaker 3: in this one, we call a woman who just moved
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  Speaker 3: into a fancy new building with tons of on site
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  Speaker 3: amenities and best of all, a door man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, Now.
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  Speaker 1: She hasn't met him yet, which means it's the perfect
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  Speaker 1: opportunity for us to call and let her know she's
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  Speaker 1: getting a two for one deal because the Italian duo
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  Speaker 1: Lobido and Veno, they're going to be watching over her
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  Speaker 1: place from now on.
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  Speaker 2: These guys my favorite of the starting to come mine too.
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  Speaker 1: They're only your number two phone tap of Christmas, and
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  Speaker 1: it's happening right now.
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  Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jefferies ten phone taps of Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Remember Hello, a is this Miss Clinton? Depends?
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  Speaker 4: Who's this? Good day to you, ma'am. I'm the new
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  Speaker 4: door man here ever Gondominiums. The name's Vito. How you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, how are you hey?
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  Speaker 4: This is a pretty fancy place here, nice digs, huh.
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  Speaker 2: I don't normally work in classy joints. Like this, but
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate the opportunity.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty nice. Yeah, anyways, I got hired yesterday with
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  Speaker 4: him my cousin Vino.
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  Speaker 1: It's me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a Veno. Okay, yeah, yeah, me and no Veto.
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  Speaker 4: We've been getting the lay of the land, you know,
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  Speaker 4: thinking packages, doing the security, surveillance and whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be watching everybody.
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  Speaker 4: That's a right, Veno, We've been watching everybody.
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  Speaker 2: We're the best security you can get. We's a two
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  Speaker 2: for that's right. That's right, two comes after one.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a reason you're calling?
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  Speaker 2: Oh right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So we was going over the tay from last night
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  Speaker 4: and a fella came in names.
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  Speaker 2: Jack, I don't like you.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, a Vino, I even got to it yet. Okay, hey,
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  Speaker 4: you cannot say that to the people. All right, we're
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  Speaker 4: trying to talking to the people, all right, Be quiet.
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  Speaker 2: Listen.
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  Speaker 4: What Vino is trying to say is something ain't right
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  Speaker 4: with that guy, right, he got a weird ways about him.
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  Speaker 2: In like what ways, you know, like a ways like
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  Speaker 2: so like you and him? Are you and him an item?
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  Speaker 2: Like you do it doing stuff? They're doing things a moment, no,
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  Speaker 2: like to be honest, it's really none of your business.
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  Speaker 4: You guys just work here.
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  Speaker 2: It's not really your place to tell me what you
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  Speaker 2: think of who I'm seeing. But he's a nice guy
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  Speaker 2: and you don't have to worry about him. Look what,
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  Speaker 2: all due respect, we'll be the judge of that. Me
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  Speaker 2: and a vino. Got a plan?
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  Speaker 4: Please?
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  Speaker 2: No, please, yeah, we've got what's your plan? Oh you
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  Speaker 2: like us to tell us all plan? Wouldn't you get
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  Speaker 2: a load of her? You're not gonna trigger us.
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  Speaker 1: No, whatever you guys are thinking or planning, don't do it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so you're saying, if he comes over for the
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  Speaker 4: next couple of days, don't follow him up the elevator,
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  Speaker 4: you know, absolutely not give him a little how's your father?
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  Speaker 4: What does he do?
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  Speaker 1: No, you guys are just dorman.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want people into the elevator.
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  Speaker 4: She called us dormanicularly that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I guess that is the job description.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you are accurate at some point, I've been accurate, man.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so please just leave him alone. Yeah you hear that,
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  Speaker 2: you know, no blanket partties.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I know we got him already and everything.
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  Speaker 2: That would have been a fun time alasagna potties. But
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  Speaker 2: in the elevator. Though, that's not gonna work in the elevator. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so are we because I'm headed to work. I just
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  Speaker 2: appreciate if you let us do our jobs. Okay, we
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  Speaker 2: the meanest streets of Palermo's got the mean in streets. Cobblestone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he he only knows a couple of words. She's
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  Speaker 4: had a genie in Palermo. Oh, he knows a lot
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  Speaker 4: of pastas you guys become.
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  Speaker 2: More like a comedy troop than dormant. Oh you know,
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  Speaker 2: you know, she thinks we're a couple of funny guys.
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  Speaker 2: She thinks, oh, you think of some type of comedian.
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  Speaker 2: He's some of the type of radio hosts.
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  Speaker 4: And you're on like some show name but Brook and
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  Speaker 4: Jeffery in the Morning or something.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the break phone. What what?
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  Speaker 5: This is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning, And this is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Thank god.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I was going to do these guys every day. No,
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  Speaker 2: your friend Julia set this all up.
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  Speaker 5: She said, you two talked on the phone the other
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  Speaker 5: night and you mentioned you just moved to your new
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  Speaker 5: luxury condo and you have a doll man Oo.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like a real classy place. Lady, Now you thinking
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  Speaker 2: me and my cousin could sleep on your couch a.
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  Speaker 4: Couple of nights, deficitly not Oh, I guess Jack's sleeping
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  Speaker 4: thell oh, he's not sleeping on the couch, not me.
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  Speaker 2: We're definitely not letting him in the next time. That
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  Speaker 2: was your number two phone tap of twenty twenty
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  Speaker 3: Five, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.