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Phone Tap PODCAST: Crossword No Fly List · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another Hello. Hi there, my name is Mark Shawn.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from two airlines. I was looking to speak
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  Speaker 1: with Ronald Curry lest see. Hi mister Curry. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine? How are you not too bad? Thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much for asking. The reason for my call today
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  Speaker 1: is I have on my records that you flew with
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  Speaker 1: us last week. Is that correct? Yes, that's correct. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: How was your flight experience? Did you have a pleasant trip? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was fine, no complaints. Is there something I can
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  Speaker 1: help you with? Or well? Yeah, actually there is something
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  Speaker 1: you can help me with. We did have a bit
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  Speaker 1: of an issue I needed to speak with you about.
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  Speaker 1: Could be an uncomfortable conversation too, so I hope you're
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  Speaker 1: prepared uncomfortable Okay, like house, it is not a survey
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  Speaker 1: or Well, I'm going to ask you a question, and
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  Speaker 1: I hope that you'll answer me truthfully. Okay, when you
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  Speaker 1: left the plane that day, did you happen to take
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  Speaker 1: anything with you that wasn't yours? No, like I'm helbow luggage.
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  Speaker 1: No I didn't. I'm gonna give you another shot. Did
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  Speaker 1: you take anything that wasn't yours? I don't think so,
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't know what you're referring through. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: would appreciate it if you were honest, but apparently honesty
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  Speaker 1: is not in your vocabulary, so I'll just go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and say it. Then, one of the flight attendants reported
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  Speaker 1: that after you left the plane, the in flight magazine
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  Speaker 1: had the crossword puzzle ripped out. Any explanation there? What?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh? Yes, surprise, We're very good at checking that
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  Speaker 1: sort of thing. You check every single inflight magazine for
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  Speaker 1: a crossword puzzle. Yes, we check each and every inflight
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  Speaker 1: magazine after every flight, and the day before you it
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  Speaker 1: was there, and then when you took the flight, it
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  Speaker 1: was gone. I don't understand here. Did you check them them,
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  Speaker 1: see if they're done, if they're missing. You're just checking
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  Speaker 1: a crossword puzzle in a preflight magazine. Yes, m we
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  Speaker 1: take it very seriously and that is the best use
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  Speaker 1: of your guy time, like the goal around checking every
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  Speaker 1: single frostword puzzle. Okay, all right, I think what you're
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  Speaker 1: doing is deflecting a little bit because you're uncomfortable because
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling you out for theft. Look, maybe I did,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I didn't. I don't fully remember. I'll be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you, But like, aren't those magazines free? I don't
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  Speaker 1: see what the big deal here. No, they are not free,
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  Speaker 1: their property of the airline. And maybe you can just
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  Speaker 1: answer me truthfully one more time, since you're kind of
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  Speaker 1: caught red handed. You took it out, didn't you. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I did, and there it is. Why is
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  Speaker 1: it even in there if you didn't want me to
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  Speaker 1: do it? Oh well, aren't we full of questions? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's not important. The important fact is that you stole it.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was complimentary. Am I supposed to pay
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  Speaker 1: for the pretzels and the peanut that I got to
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  Speaker 1: was the soda? Not complimentary? You didn't tell me after
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  Speaker 1: the fact. Okay, Well listen, as of today, you're banned
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  Speaker 1: from any to flight for two years banned. You're banning
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  Speaker 1: me for feeling a crossword pugglem And I see here
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  Speaker 1: that you have some miles with us, and we've taken
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  Speaker 1: away fifty thousand of those miles to compensate us. What
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  Speaker 1: you can't do that I spent a lot of money
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  Speaker 1: to get those miles. I was planning on using those
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  Speaker 1: miles for a trip later. Oh yes, And we spent
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money printing out those crosswords for people
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  Speaker 1: as I spent on the miles. The bottom line is
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  Speaker 1: I can ban you from the airline, and I am
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  Speaker 1: banning you from the airline. This is bullsh Let me
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  Speaker 1: talk to your supervise them. I don't know if swear
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  Speaker 1: words are part of a crossword puzzle game. All your boss,
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  Speaker 1: All your boss right now, and let me talk to him. Please.
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  Speaker 1: You want me to call my boss and tell them
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  Speaker 1: that you admitted Tooth's. Is that what you like me
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  Speaker 1: to tell them? Are you serious? Right now? You're the
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  Speaker 1: customer service representative and you're treating me like this? They said,
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  Speaker 1: we want this to be talking to customers and treating
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  Speaker 1: them nicely. You're the best piece of ship that they
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  Speaker 1: have there. Now what you're telling you, I would be
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  Speaker 1: a little more careful there because I can take away
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  Speaker 1: sixty thousand miles with just a keystroke if you like.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, we're at fifty. Do you want to keep trying?
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  Speaker 1: Do it? Do it? Okay? Go ahead and do it? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Hundred thousand miles gone then, and you're not flying on
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  Speaker 1: for three years? How does that feel? Make it a
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  Speaker 1: thousand years? You think I'd ever stepped book on one
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  Speaker 1: of your piece of planes again, how will you feel
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  Speaker 1: an airline? You know some airlines have punched customers in
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  Speaker 1: the face, and that's what Please do that, dude, please
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  Speaker 1: do that. Tell me where you are and I will
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  Speaker 1: gladly let you try to punch me in the maiden.
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  Speaker 1: What's the damn funny? What's funny is this is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call? What this is? Actually Jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on
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  Speaker 1: you and your girlfriend. Gloria set you up, hold on
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  Speaker 1: to your girlfriend said you guys are on a flight
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  Speaker 1: recently and you ripped out the crossword puzzle page in
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  Speaker 1: the magazine as you wanted to mess with you. My god, dude,
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  Speaker 1: like I was gonna punch you in the well. If
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  Speaker 1: I work for a different airline, I would have punched
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  Speaker 1: you in the face. Oh my god, man, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: like take like a cold shower, something cold shower. No
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  Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Juble Funk tabs weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Holy On Rubn ninety two point five