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Phone Tap: Hookup House · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And today we call
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  Speaker 1: an older gentleman who's been extremely frustrated with the city
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  Speaker 1: because apparently there's been project letters sent to his house,
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  Speaker 1: then the city won't show up on the day that
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  Speaker 1: they say they will, along with a couple no parking
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  Speaker 1: signs that appear on his street for utility work that
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  Speaker 1: never ends up getting done, and he has no idea
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. At this point. He's voiced his frustrations
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  Speaker 1: to his wife, who in turn emailed us and said
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  Speaker 1: this firecrackers ready to pop, So let's get him. And
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  Speaker 1: that's exactly what we did in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Any Hello, Hi, is.
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  Speaker 3: This Henry Thompson speaking.
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  Speaker 2: Who's this?
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  Speaker 4: Oh great?
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling from the city's neighborhood Event Logistics Bored. My
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  Speaker 3: name is Anita dump. Yeah, I'm just calling to inform
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: you that there will be a temporary permitting variance for
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  Speaker 3: your block starting this Sunday for the next six weeks.
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  Speaker 4: Mmmm.
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  Speaker 2: For what.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the city's approved a production request to film a
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  Speaker 3: new reality show in your area.
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  Speaker 4: Very exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Someone's gonna film a god TV show here.
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  Speaker 3: It's not just any show, a reality dating show.
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  Speaker 4: Called Hookup House. What did you not hear me? The
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  Speaker 4: show is called hook Up House?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard you. I don't what, I don't what
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  Speaker 2: the what is it? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't expect that type of reaction. Maybe you're excited
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  Speaker 3: the opposite man way to get taken opposite. It's only temporary,
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  Speaker 3: and I don't know if you know the show, but
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  Speaker 3: it's kind of like, how would I describe it? The Bachelor,
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  Speaker 3: but with even more alcohol than twice the hot tubs.
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  Speaker 2: I really couldn't kill us.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, that makes sense with your generation, but it's
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  Speaker 3: a very popular show among the gen z's.
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  Speaker 2: I really could give a Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe you should give it a chance. I've seen it.
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  Speaker 3: One of the contestants last year listed catching vibes as
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  Speaker 3: their full time job.
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  Speaker 4: It's fun.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want some bam reality show filming outside my home. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I did not approve this.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you don't have to approve it, sir.
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  Speaker 3: The city already did that, and your street has been
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  Speaker 3: rezoned for temporary promiscuity.
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  Speaker 2: Use what the hell does that mean?
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't worry. It just allows for limited public intimacy.
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  Speaker 3: No no in hot tup installation within five feet of
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  Speaker 3: public sidewalks are mine.
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  Speaker 2: This is a family neighborhood lady.
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  Speaker 4: It's hard to tell what the language you're choosing to use.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, I choose to use whatever language I choose
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  Speaker 2: to use.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just calling to let you know I do
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  Speaker 3: not think you have to worry.
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  Speaker 4: See, the rules say that there is.
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  Speaker 3: No public moaning after three am, so it shouldn't disturb
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  Speaker 3: anyone public moaning.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking talking about?
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  Speaker 3: The permits have already been approved, along with one that
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  Speaker 3: allows the use of the tree in your front yard.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody's using no tree in my front yard. Nobody's stepping
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  Speaker 2: on my property. Understand.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah they are, and they're.
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  Speaker 2: They're not, because if they do, there's gonna be a
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  Speaker 2: lot of trouble for them.
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  Speaker 4: Just hear me out. They have plans to install some
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  Speaker 4: type of swing there. No, no, it sounds like something
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  Speaker 4: your grandkids could use. Stop the show calls it the
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  Speaker 4: grope rope. No, what the grope rope with a G.
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  Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds invasive, I realize, But I do need to
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  Speaker 3: remind you that this permit is only temporary, just six weeks,
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  Speaker 3: maybe eight, depending on the final ceremony.
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  Speaker 2: But there's a ceremony. What is there a we got
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  Speaker 2: a gang bank?
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  Speaker 4: Nothing like that.
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  Speaker 3: It's similar to the Bachelor, but instead of roses, they
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  Speaker 3: give out Plan B coupons to the winner.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna call my
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  Speaker 2: guns lawyer. I'm gonna assume this morally bankruptcity. Oh, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna gi up.
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  Speaker 4: Lady, Please please don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Goro the city.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not actually from the city. I'm from a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: You're not making any sense. I'm calling my lawyer.
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  Speaker 4: Don't call the lawyer.
• 4:11
  Speaker 3: This is actually Broke from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning, and your wife set you up
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  Speaker 3: for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up.
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  Speaker 3: She said, you've been mad at the city for doing
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  Speaker 3: stuff on your block without sending notices.
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  Speaker 2: So, oh, my god, laughed hook house. My god.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds fun. Hut.
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  Speaker 2: When you said the grope rope, I'm like, what the people.
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  Speaker 4: You and Leanne want to give it a try.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't need to give the grope rope, but try.
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: That's wake up.
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  Speaker 3: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,