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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #3 Alan Winterbottom Lives With You · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Can't stop,
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  Speaker 1: Won't stop? Counting down the top ten phone taps at Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: You can't wow? Can't stop me? Are you too leg
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  Speaker 1: to quit as well? Don't don't want to get me
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  Speaker 1: started there, But we've reached number three the countdown top
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  Speaker 1: three and today your favorite skiezy old man love and
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  Speaker 1: hate this guy a time. Alan. He's calling people who
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  Speaker 1: donated to the local Senior Center to thank them, and
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  Speaker 1: he also has a special prize of his own to offer.
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  Speaker 1: He spins the wheel. That's the one you're gonna hear
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  Speaker 1: what it is in your number three phone tap of
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  Speaker 1: the year. Coming up right now is Brooking Jeffreys ten
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  Speaker 1: phone tap the Christmas Hello? Hello, is this Ericson? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: It is this is Eric And who is this? My
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  Speaker 1: name is Alan winter Bottom from the Senior Center downtown location. Yes, Hi, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate your generous donation to make our facilities better
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  Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, the toilet seats aren't as sticky now
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  Speaker 1: thanks to you. Well, all right, nobody likes uh that
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  Speaker 1: you're telling me. And also your name was selected out
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  Speaker 1: of a hat for a bonus thank you prize. Isn't
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  Speaker 1: that's something? Well, yeah, I'm sure it is. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: actually gave us one of those game show wheel thing
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  Speaker 1: of majig years. You know, well, I'm pretty sure you
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  Speaker 1: watch those shows more than I do. But what are
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  Speaker 1: you trying to say? I don't have a life. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I used to watch those shows with my with my
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  Speaker 1: grandparents grown up all the time. Actually, so oh what
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  Speaker 1: was his name? John? Oh? I know three of them.
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  Speaker 1: They're all dead. Oh listen, anyway, let's just spend this thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, you could even win a whole block apartn
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  Speaker 1: what you know parmesan cheese? The government drops it off
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  Speaker 1: here for us. It's so creamy. All right, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's spend the wheel then. Oh oh my wrist,
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  Speaker 1: Oh you actually have a real Oh what would you
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  Speaker 1: look at that? They get to live with you? What? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you just won house a senior for a whole month.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna be roommates, you and me. You like watching
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  Speaker 1: Matt Luck. I don't don't know that was happening here
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  Speaker 1: on the wheel thing, there's a slop that says, how's
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  Speaker 1: a senior and so whoever spins it gets to live
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  Speaker 1: with you, and that's me Alan winter Bottom. Well, Alan,
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  Speaker 1: should should I send you my dietary restrictions now or later?
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  Speaker 1: Because I do have collidis? I don't think you should
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  Speaker 1: send me anything. This is uh, I'm confused. I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: really prepared for this. I wasn't prepared either. I thought
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  Speaker 1: you were gonna win some crummy gift card. But oh boy,
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  Speaker 1: this is good news. It looks like I already have
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  Speaker 1: your address from the donation form, so I could be
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  Speaker 1: over there in the next hour that I'm already mapping
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  Speaker 1: out the bus route. Okay, um, Alan, you seem like
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  Speaker 1: a nice guy, generous with your time. But yeah, bottom
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  Speaker 1: line is I can't have you living with me. Oh well,
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  Speaker 1: that's okay. I could sleep in your backyard. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know much heat. I got my portable electric blanket. I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty sure you'd get better services with where you're at. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You don't understand it's battery powered. You don't understand, Alan,
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  Speaker 1: I can't have an old man living in my backyard.
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  Speaker 1: I just need a helper for my medication because I
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  Speaker 1: take it rectally. This is honestly, this is a nightmare.
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  Speaker 1: I really I need to talk to somebody in charge.
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  Speaker 1: Is Oh, you're you're not interested, then you can't come here. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well I guess you could opt out. I will do that,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Well, in order to do that, I'll need
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  Speaker 1: another two hundred and fifty dollars donation. Is this a scam, man?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what's going on here? You also get a
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  Speaker 1: free prize wheel. Spin with it, dude. Oh boy, let's
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  Speaker 1: see who we got you knock it off with the
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  Speaker 1: prize wheel. I don't want to do this, are you sure?
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  Speaker 1: Because you could win a prank phone call on an
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  Speaker 1: old timey radio show like the one you're on right now.
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. What what are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? And they were wise crackers? Okay, yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 1: my name is jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that was my old man voice. Wow, you
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  Speaker 1: just got phone tap with the help of your wife Anna.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to talk to her. Well, she's picking
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  Speaker 1: me up to take me over to your place. They
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  Speaker 1: just need you to sponge me down from my afternoon bath. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we'll have to give you the uh that medication later.
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  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. That was your number three phone tap twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty two, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning