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Phone Tap PODCAST: Company Nickname · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who just started a brand new job at
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  Speaker 1: a company. All right, and apparently his boss told him
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  Speaker 1: to submit a short bio about himself for the work
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  Speaker 1: newsletter so other employees could get to know him a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, okay, well he wrote one up, sent
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  Speaker 1: it in, but unfortunately he made one critical mistake. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: he told his girlfriend about it. Yea. So now we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a brank and honestly, his bio's not quite there,
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  Speaker 1: but we're gonna help him with it. In a brand
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  Speaker 1: new phone tap right now, it's another on the twenties
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  Speaker 1: to me. I'm moving five. Hello. Hello, is this Tom? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is hey man. This is Bobby. I'm one of
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  Speaker 1: the people in charge of putting together the company newsletter.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh hey, how are you doing good? I just
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  Speaker 1: want to let you know that we got your bio.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for sending that in. Yeah, yeah, of course. Um.
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  Speaker 1: You know the funny thing I see here that you're
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  Speaker 1: from a small town because crazy so am I isn't
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  Speaker 1: that weird? Yea, yeah yeah, small towns, man, i'd tell you. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean sometimes small towns produced the coolest dudes, you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's true. That's a good, good point, so true. Anyways,
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  Speaker 1: I was just reading through the rest of what you
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  Speaker 1: put down for your bio here, and I gotta be honest,
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  Speaker 1: nothing really jumped out at me. Oh yeah, I apologize
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  Speaker 1: for that. I can type up a new one if
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  Speaker 1: you like, so I'm not gonna have time for that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a deadline here, okay, yeah, of course, of course. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Um here's the thing. Our company's pretty big, so the
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  Speaker 1: newsletter it's something that we used to help people remember
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  Speaker 1: the new employees, like yourself, right right, and my boss Dave.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he hammers on me if these bios don't
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  Speaker 1: sound memorable, you know what I'm saying? Uh huh, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just did something for you and we're just gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to go with it. What do you mean by that?
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  Speaker 1: You you actually changed my bio what I sent to you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's why I called you because in the past,
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  Speaker 1: if a person submits like a snoozer bio like the
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  Speaker 1: one that you did, I have to spice it up
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. Give you a nickname that people can
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  Speaker 1: remember you by. I can I ask what what what
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  Speaker 1: is the name that you gave me. I actually came
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  Speaker 1: with a few different ones, but I think I like
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  Speaker 1: this one the best. The first one that I have
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  Speaker 1: here is skid marks, because you know when your biot
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  Speaker 1: said that you used to race go karts when you
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  Speaker 1: were kids, So skid marks. Yeah, you know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: really think that's gonna I don't think that's gonna come across.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you are really gonna get that that's
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  Speaker 1: related to the go kart racing. Well, I think they're
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  Speaker 1: going to remember you by it, like you just want
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  Speaker 1: to be remembered. Well sure, yeah, I mean I'm not
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  Speaker 1: disagreeing with you there. I like, imagine five thousand employees
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  Speaker 1: all yelling at you, yo, skid marks love you, skid mark. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't. I don't think I want to
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  Speaker 1: do skid mark. I just want to put that out there,
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  Speaker 1: right now, how about stank finger. Stank finger, Yes, stank finger.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really have a reason for that one. It
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  Speaker 1: just felt like it fit you. You just sort of
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  Speaker 1: came up to that one. Yeah, Bobby's stank finger kind
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  Speaker 1: of flows. Actually, yeah, everybody would remember stank finger around
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  Speaker 1: the office, right, you know? Can you just stop calling
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  Speaker 1: me stanks finger. I'm new here, I want a career here,
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  Speaker 1: and I really don't want my co workers calling me
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  Speaker 1: by the name stank finger. I got three I got
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  Speaker 1: thirty seconds here to submit a name. Okay, I got it,
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  Speaker 1: But but we're not We're not going to go a
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  Speaker 1: stank Okay, what about it? Have name? How about pool noodle? No? Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: mister limp? Okay, what is no? No, we're not. People
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  Speaker 1: are not going to call me. You gotta work with me.
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  Speaker 1: I have fifteen seconds here. What about pants pirates giving
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  Speaker 1: you double What are you saying? You don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be double P the pants pirate? No? I do not
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  Speaker 1: want to be double P the pants fight. Dude, you
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  Speaker 1: with my name, you're making my job impossible here, I'm
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  Speaker 1: making your job impossible. Yeah, my boss is gonna kill me.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to be really honest with you. Your
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  Speaker 1: ideas were really um oh wow, and yeah no, this
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  Speaker 1: is not this is not kid Mark has thrown shaded me.
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  Speaker 1: Stop calling me skid Mark. That's the last time I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to tell you that. And you know what, this
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  Speaker 1: entire situation never should have happened. You don't just call
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  Speaker 1: someone and and ask them that they need a new
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  Speaker 1: nickname for them in two minutes and put all this
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  Speaker 1: pressure on them. This is absolutely ridiculous, classic skid Mark
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  Speaker 1: getting all upset over nothing. Kid markh skid Mark up mad.
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  Speaker 1: You know. You know what, if I didn't know better,
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  Speaker 1: I would think that you're just calling to screw with
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  Speaker 1: me or something like some sort of new employee hazing
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  Speaker 1: or oh crap like that. I am screwing at you
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, skid because this is actually Jeffrey from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Well, what are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? You? You're not from work. No, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: from work. I'm from a radio show, a morning radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Katie emailed us and set you up because
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  Speaker 1: she knew that you're a little worried about getting adjusted
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  Speaker 1: to your new job. So she wanted us to mess
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  Speaker 1: with you a little bit. Are you kidding? Katie put
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  Speaker 1: you up to this. Yeah, she came up with the
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  Speaker 1: nicknames too. She came up with skid mark. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe that. It sounds like you didn't like skid mark,
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  Speaker 1: but hey, think about it, Tiny Tommy. Oh God, I
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  Speaker 1: hate you. That's memorable. Is it colden here or is
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  Speaker 1: that Tiny Tommy wake up every morning with phone taps
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On Moving ninety two
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  Speaker 1: point five