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Phone Tap: Peter and Gobbs · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred I von to
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  Speaker 1: tap your phone. Uh thanks, all right, Well let's just
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  Speaker 1: get into the phone's out that that's not gonna be
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  Speaker 1: like a new character. No, no, no, it's already been done.
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  Speaker 1: And today we call a guy who's thirty year high
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  Speaker 1: school reunion is coming up, and according to his wife,
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  Speaker 1: he's not looking forward to it. Yeah, because he's old. Wok. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta find people that are older than me and
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  Speaker 1: make fun of that. He actually finds it really annoying.
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  Speaker 1: So if he's that torqud about an old high school
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  Speaker 1: get together, I wonder how he'll feel when we tell
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  Speaker 1: him about the other mystery reunion that he has to
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  Speaker 1: go to. You're gonna find what it is in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right after this. Hello, Hi, is this Peter? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: It is who's calling? Hey man? It's Jack Jack? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry Jack? Who Jack Gobbins from Elementary I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who, dude. We were like best things.
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  Speaker 1: We went to school together and you used to call
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  Speaker 1: me Gobs, remember, No, I really know. I call this
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  Speaker 1: Peter and Gobs like Calvin and Hobbs, like the comic strip. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is a long time ago. I don't
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  Speaker 1: remember that, bro. We were always getting into mischief and
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know. I guess I moved away in
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  Speaker 1: third grade, so I guess it's okay if you don't
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  Speaker 1: remember exactly. But man, Peter and Gobs bro cool. So
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  Speaker 1: what can I do for you? I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you remember, man, we had a bet a lot long
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  Speaker 1: time ago. And now once you got married, someday you
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  Speaker 1: said I could sleep with your wife. What. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: totally kidding. Got you so good? Of course, man, that
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  Speaker 1: was what we do though, Peter and Gobs back at it,
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  Speaker 1: always joking around and making jokes. So what can I
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  Speaker 1: do for you? Anyway? The real reason I'm calling is,
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  Speaker 1: as you know, the thirty year elementary school reunions happening
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  Speaker 1: this weekend, and I just want to make sure you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be there. Man, I didn't even know that elementary
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  Speaker 1: schools did reunions, so not really planning on it. No, what, bro,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, everyone's gonna be there. I'm sure you got
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  Speaker 1: the email, right, I don't think so. No, well, no emails,
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  Speaker 1: no nothing. Well, now you know, okay, you didn't see
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  Speaker 1: the email. But now you're gonna go right because I'm
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  Speaker 1: giving you the heads up. It's a couple of days away. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: I doubt I'll be able to go, but I'll look
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  Speaker 1: into it and i'll see. All right, if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be like that, we'll figure it out. I guess. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: but when I do see you, whenever, that's gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: Can I get that money? What money? Dude? We are
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  Speaker 1: getting old. I feel like my memory's slipping too. I
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  Speaker 1: don't blame you, man, Well the money, dude? You remember
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  Speaker 1: the dollars seventy five that I lent you for chocolate
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  Speaker 1: milk and you promise pay me back. No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: remember that at all. You are totally firing with me.
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  Speaker 1: You are trolling me right now. Bro, A dollar seventy
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  Speaker 1: five thirty years ago. Yeah, you would really expect somebody
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  Speaker 1: to remember that, dude, It's only a dollar seventy five.
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  Speaker 1: I sure you have it, I'm You're good for it right,
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  Speaker 1: Just no, dude, venmomi, are you being serious right now?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you care about a dollar seventy five? And
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  Speaker 1: what in the world are you talking about? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 1: Let's calm down, Let's not get the blood pressure up.
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  Speaker 1: I know a couple of old dudes. Okay, we have
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  Speaker 1: a deal, right. A deal is a deal. We don't
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  Speaker 1: have a deal. I have no idea, So no good luck,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, have fun at the reunion. Before you
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  Speaker 1: hang up. You need to know that I am a lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't just hang up. Man. You know, good for you.
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  Speaker 1: You're a lawyer. So what do you want? You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: assume me for a dollar seventy five? Cut the bullet? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I deal with bulls like you every single day, all right,
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  Speaker 1: rejects that rolls like me. You refuse to pay your
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  Speaker 1: debts even though you have the money. You called me
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  Speaker 1: a piece of Oh and who and who answered? Are
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  Speaker 1: you being serious right now? Dude? Are you being serious
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  Speaker 1: right now? I feel like you're trying to pull something. No.
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  Speaker 1: I asked you if you're being serious, and I want
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  Speaker 1: to know are you being serious? Okay? Both answer on
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  Speaker 1: three one, two three. I'm being serious. Oh you didn't answer.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't answer because I have no idea what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about. Mister moneybags with a job who can't afford
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  Speaker 1: a dollar seventy five. I know what you're doing. You're
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  Speaker 1: just trying to screw me. I don't care what the
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  Speaker 1: hell you're talking about. Okay, it's a dollar seventy five,
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  Speaker 1: then I don't even know about. Okay, Well listen, I no,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to go because I have your address. Bro, great,
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  Speaker 1: you come on over and i'll ki you. Okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: Well I'll just show up to four seven An Avenue West.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you actually have my head? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Your wife gave it to me, man, She told me
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  Speaker 1: to come on over whenever I wanted. Okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: where you need to stop because I am really going
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  Speaker 1: to kill you if you okay, we really do need
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  Speaker 1: to stop because this is a prank. Man, Please don't
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  Speaker 1: kill me. I'm getting scared. Do you mean it's a print?
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  Speaker 1: My name is actually Jose from a radio show called
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Man, this is not real. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: your wife set you up. She's the one. She said,
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  Speaker 1: you've been complaining about your upcoming at high school reunion,
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  Speaker 1: so she thought it'd be funny to also give you
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  Speaker 1: an elementary school reunion to be mad about. And it worked.
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  Speaker 1: You almost hit me, man, you almost shand me. You
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  Speaker 1: know what that means, Peter and Gobs, we're back in
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  Speaker 1: action again. Broo, yeah, Peter and go yeah see, I'll
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  Speaker 1: see at the reunion. Ye oh, you son of them.
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