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Episode 1202 - Taco Bell Causes Diarrhea? · Ross Patterson Revolution!

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[SPEAKER_03]: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Rocks.
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[SPEAKER_03]: J-B-E-Z-A!
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[SPEAKER_03]: So Jamie's little Friday little Friday by the beach, brother.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, look at you having a little Sippy sip on this a little Friday.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm good for you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Good for you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's fine.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's for a way to let the people down.
1:00
[SPEAKER_04]: Way to let the people down wasted, and I'm trying to sew over up.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Man, I'm looking at this flood here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is absolutely insane.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Breaking news has started off here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What?
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[SPEAKER_03]: The top of the show.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to DM you this on Twitter here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There's a flood.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There's two different floods going on right now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Canada's on fire.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We got a whole ton of shit going on.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is Los Angeles.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is the streets of LA.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sunset Boulevard is flooded due to a water main break.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Cool.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Play this footage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Look at how insane this is.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That is.
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[SPEAKER_04]: insane.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, free car wash.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Apparently a pipe burst in a building.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There's old pipes in L.A. Sure.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Huge shock there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It created a sinkhole and now this water is destroying.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was under a ground crazy nowhere.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was in a building.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It was a basket on the scene.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Don't you care when you back that bass up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Man dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's fine.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's Los Angeles.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's all going to be fixed.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Bass is there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Bass is there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So don't worry guys.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That is crazy dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Austin and all those guys, they're having a flood right now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Some crazy river wave apparently.
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[SPEAKER_04]: River wave.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, site type and river wave here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see if they have a picture of it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And it's out by your family.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Cooper, Bernie.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and Bernie.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So San Antonio.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They just had a tornado hit fairly close to their house to San Antonio out by the rim.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We got fucked up by a tornado.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I heard.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is crazy, man.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All this is happening right now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is that the tornado?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is that the Nader?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think this is like somewhere close to the flash flood.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is because so when you're going out of burning towards Frederick's bird, this is the road that you take.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's really, really close to where I used to live.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, look at, they said they're saying the Guadalupe River.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Scroll down.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So that was.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Whoa.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that was the same as the same river that washed away
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[SPEAKER_03]: You're coming up on like the one-year anniversary that you've just gone through.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what you can do to be honest with you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you can make sure it flows a little bit better in certain areas so that it doesn't
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[SPEAKER_03]: All I'm saying is if these are the end of times because Canada's on fire and you can pop that up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The smoke is so bad.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's burying like all the northern states right now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Boston is completely full of smoke.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They got the World Cup championship on Sunday up there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what they're going to do up in New York City, but yeah, that's Canada right now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Whoa.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, just a zero
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[SPEAKER_04]: What does that feel cool?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I'll need to go inside the train.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Seriously?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're in a train.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Caste and play themselves.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I've got a backwards one.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, do you think I feel like they're in an oven?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's...
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how this works.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Jody, can you hear us?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Jody, and no panic whatsoever out of those guys.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of maple syrup in their voice and just...
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want all of them.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, hey.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, pretty big fiery.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry if we're getting in your way, Mr. Fire.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We'll be out of here soon.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So look, kids, if the world is indeed ending.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Go to Taco Bell tonight, go to Taco Bell, have your favorite treats and shit your pants.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is that real?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is that video real, Luke?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you know, it's on Twitter.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So it has to be real, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's really cool.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's, that's cool.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Go to Taco Bell guys.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If you're, we all love it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's face it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know one person who likes it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that is how I judge people in this life.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you like Taco Bell, yes or no?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And when you said, yes, we got married.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And you and I used to eat it religiously together.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Still would if it was one near us.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But, well, shit, is there?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think there must be, huh?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but right now there's this really bad explosive diarrhea outbreak.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's going on in the world or some people call it a zempic, either one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I would rather eat the taco bell and have explosive diarrhea and just enjoy that six hours before it happens, you know?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now, if you think I'm kidding, I'm not actually so Taco Bell is removing some of its food items as we speak from their list, apparently they're saying lettuce, lettuce is part of the cause of it's taken out any greens, all together in the year, all powdered beans.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So what items are they removing right now due to the diarrhea outbreak?
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[SPEAKER_03]: All of them?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like, where do you start?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I guess it's a parasite.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So that would likely be in any fresh things like a tomato, a lettuce, anything fresh, anything fresh, really?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, I'm going to be honest with you here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If I'm a Taco Bell owner, franchisee or a shareholder, I wouldn't touch a thing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: live up to the stereotype.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you expect to go to Taco Bell and not shit your pants?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so I was gonna start a little segment called Breaking News.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, uh, last show.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And the first article was going to be Taco Bell causes explosive diarrhea.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, and it's just like, okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If I work for their PR department, I'm not joking when I say this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't remove anything.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I would keep businesses usual and everybody would just expect that this is the Taco Bell experience.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you had a trip to Taco Bell where the next day wasn't a double gripper.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I had any caps to all the next day.
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[SPEAKER_04]: The idea was kind of like, where are we getting the data?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Are people calling Taco Bell?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Um, but if you call, how do we trace it back?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If you called me, let's say you called in and said hi.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I got some food for for me, my children last night, and we have explosive diarrhea.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I worked at Taco Bell.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'd be like, I'd say when's the last time you ate here, man, that you didn't have it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then hang up the phone.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You dummy.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And just be like, how is it any different man?
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[SPEAKER_03]: How is this experience any different than any other time we're in the top of the world?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, we've got a graphic right here that explains it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So regular Taco Bell diarrhea, mild urgency, short duration one of two hours.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I disagree with that stat.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll go forward a six on that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mild abdominal cramps,
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[SPEAKER_03]: It depends on what time you went to bed.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'd probably bump that up to pretty high.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm dominant, cramps there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Normal stool consistency, not a prayer, resolves with hydration.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, you gotta get it all out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Cause is high fat, high spice content.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's actually not true either, because Taco Bell out of all the fast food places actually has the best rating.
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[SPEAKER_03]: for being the healthiest fast food restaurant.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now, the explosive parasitic lettuce diarrhea.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Here's how you can tell the difference.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Severe urgency, that river we showed you overflowing in what it looks like earlier, longer duration, four to 12 hours worth of diarrhea, severe abdominal pain, painful burning.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's going to depend on the sauce.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's not, that's got nothing to do.
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[SPEAKER_03]: with lettuce or tomatoes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There's nothing painful about that, unless you're seeing the explosion is painful.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Watery explosive stool, you bet may require medical attention.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've never had a shit that required medical attention.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right, so that's why I have your had explosive shits before them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we everybody everybody has you know, right with this isn't a pp poo poo show that we do here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay on a bi weekly basis.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We do that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, Luke.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're married.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We can want to keep the romance alive.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's not like you're, right, this story didn't, isn't the, yeah, yes, this was necessary from Taco Bell.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He was confused.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He was good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: None of this was necessary from Taco Bell.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Business is usual.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And if I'm Taco Bell, not only do I deny this story, I challenge them, and I say to them, hey, Mr. Congress, man, or woman, or trans, or whatever the fuck you are,
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[SPEAKER_03]: I challenge you to have some Taco Bell and not have diarrhea the next day.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're been diarrhea since day one here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You fucking losers?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Diarrhea.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I would say.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's day one.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'd even change the fucking pop up that Taco Bell logo right there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's how you know it's working.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I would remove the bell, you know, the little, what's the ringy part inside there?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Turn it upside.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did you feel it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's called a clapper.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I would remove the clapper from the inside and put the other clapper in there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I put two cheeks, okay?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Just coming out of the hell.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then that's the fucking turd coming out right there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And it's welcome to Taco Bell.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You're here to lose six pounds.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, do you want to lose six pounds overnight?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Come to Taco Bell.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Load up, friends.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Get a nachos, nachos, bell grande, with extra beans and cheese.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then just wake up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: like Jeff Bridges from Dom and Dumber, you know, really kick in your legs up there, having some calf cramps, get a squatty potty, whatever you need and just kind of enjoy yourself.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because everybody I know, this is friends dating back from high school to now, always enjoys that next day Taco Bell experience and they always text a friend.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You had a friend who sent you a text one time and I was like, well,
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[SPEAKER_03]: blowing up a bathroom in a fucking grocery store.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that was her exact quote, uh-huh.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Grown lady.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Grown woman.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Grown lady, sad, just a good little story.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The bathroom at the, but the kids blew up the bathroom of the grocery store.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, eesh.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeesh, yeah, Taco Bell.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Taco Bell, that's probably the experience.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I want to feel the whole experience with Taco Bell.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, the way that Taco Bell is kind of gotten away with this because it is the late night after drinking kind of place.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So the way that they've gotten away with it is the people just kind of go, we can't pin point.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What this is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Was it the Redborne vodka last night?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: uh hearty of shelters and caused diarrhea unfortunately but because I we can't share that experience with people right i didn't drink enough water right you know what what if the fire ball and the taco bell mixed together right had yep before we went out and then the second dinner was taco bell at three a.m. so we'll be any honours first penny honours so people we've gotten away with this by you know process of
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[SPEAKER_04]: elimination like it it just you just could never really go But no matter what yeah, no matter what you always blamed it on the Taco Bell Well you really like hey, sorry.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I had Taco Bell us Add Taco Bell yeah, or just no just Taco Bell.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll just talk about there is no bad Taco Bell I'm tired.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's fucking narrative out there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yeah, there is only a great Taco Bell
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[SPEAKER_03]: Trump has never said a word about making Taco Bell great again because it's always been great.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That is the one institution we've gotten correct in all of of mankind.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This Taco Bell that is part of the experience tastes delicious going down the next day.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My God, dude, it's a fucking mudslide, you know?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It is, it's like Pouquet, during that, that tsunami.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And you're grabbing for a tree branch and just holding on for dear life, that is the Taco Bell experience.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is what we give you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And if I'm the CEO, I come out and release a statement today and say, hey, try me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Try me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Motherfucker.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Try me.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, hey.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Try me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you produce one solid shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give you a fucking Taco Bell for life golden card.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I want to see it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Don't want to see that solid shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, find me one solid shit after that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And if you can, you get a golden Taco Bell card with a toilet on it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What is this that you're, you're, what do you have that blue.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this is just showing like so the the name of what gives you the explosive diarrhea is
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[SPEAKER_01]: Cyclosbora short and so there are 5,614 cases in the US not a lot.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We got 315 million people kind of We're gonna fucking shiitakel traded up up there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right now they're in Michigan, New York Yes, what are those two states having common people are saying Muslims lots of tacos Muslims Indians what's the next one Texas Muslims Indians
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: 180.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is that South, is that North Carolina?
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[SPEAKER_03]: People are saying it's 80.
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[SPEAKER_03]: 81.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 81 people been sick.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 81.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 160.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, people are saying it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Take that to off the list with me and Jesse.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You can knock that down to 79.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, we had talk about people are saying it's Detroit Detroit.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Because nobody's really saying like the company's not saying where, what ingredients.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's Dearborn, Michigan.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's Dearborn, Michigan.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I bet you there's my the fucker's waiting in those people are saying it's the most cases are in the Detroit area.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Dip up then shut the fuck up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's not ruin our childhood here, all right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is what we asked for.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is what we came for.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't want to knock down an American institution because a couple of people were like, oh, man, I can't figure out what's going on in life.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Is there anything?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Water's wet.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You dump fucks.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Is there anything more American than Taco Bell?
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, no, no.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I like trying to think about it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Donald's Taco Bell kind of a onesy Tuesday for me.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I just think now, you know, now.
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[SPEAKER_04]: the way the world is, or anything more, Mayor.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, and by the way, they're expanding across the world.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know that?
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[SPEAKER_04]: across the world.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was watching a CNBC the other day and their financial reports and their stock is shooting up because they're expanding all over the world.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They're in England.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Check out the other locations.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They're expanding very, very quickly across the world.
16:43
[SPEAKER_04]: And do you know how these parasites get on the produce?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Are you privy to that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is it kind of like a free solo thing?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Would they climb up it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Or,
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[SPEAKER_04]: Um, it's the people that are working in the fields, piss and shit, um, all of it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm excited.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And a batch of.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Where's Taco Bell going there?
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's a long term.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So you can see Taco Bell is in all of these countries in purple here, conquering the world.
17:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
17:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Asia, South America.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Good man has not set foot in Africa at all we're right resting weird interesting because they don't eat there They don't fucking eat there You know Bill Gates wanted to give them all the way and all they said was you You give us Taco Bell you give us Taco Bell
17:38
[SPEAKER_04]: or by the way, Mexico.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Mexico.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Surprisingly.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think it should.
17:43
[SPEAKER_03]: I think United States, and launch a Taco Bell attack.
17:48
[SPEAKER_04]: Fucking hilarious.
17:49
[SPEAKER_03]: I hate authentic Mexican food so much.
17:52
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
17:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Give me the takeover, dude.
17:55
[SPEAKER_04]: You do.
17:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Give me the, you know, many times I've gone to on tentico, Mexican place every time I order sour cream, they yell out,
18:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Honky once green goes style over here.
18:09
[SPEAKER_03]: It's more but I look back and I'm like fuck you, dude.
18:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, the crema bullshit.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's more like a watery crema.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Gross, like I'm in some fucking Utah mud pit or Mexico, but yeah, whatever man Make Mexico great again get rid of their bullshit and replace the with taco bells.
18:30
[SPEAKER_03]: That authentic oh shit God damn it.
18:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it tasteless that that flower tortilla that's not all the way cooked and kind of raw And then they just slap down a unseasoned meat Some cilantro on it and then they just roll it up here's your taco
18:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, great.
18:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks.
18:50
[SPEAKER_03]: You fucking deal those.
18:52
[SPEAKER_04]: That's an interesting tape.
18:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I hate it.
18:54
[SPEAKER_03]: I fucking hate it.
18:55
[SPEAKER_03]: I fucking hate it.
18:56
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll popo bell all through Mexico.
18:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, what?
18:58
[SPEAKER_03]: We've also done salsa better now, all right?
19:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Mexico's entire fucking country is just built on other people and proving their bullshit, the music sucks.
19:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Sox, Mariathe music, Jesus.
19:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I love all your songs.
19:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't fucking fuck you're a rat in the corner.
19:17
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
19:18
[SPEAKER_03]: I love all your songs.
19:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I play this.
19:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Just real quick.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey guys, if you pull up next to a Mexican at any stoplight, you'll hear this exact song over and over for 150 years with slight variations.
19:33
[SPEAKER_03]: The slight variation is, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and it's some bullshit that you're like, and you see them rocking out and you're like, the fuck did you not hear the same song 50 years ago?
19:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Put bad bunny down there, do something to your fucking music.
19:54
[SPEAKER_03]: You losers.
19:56
[SPEAKER_03]: This autentical street meat shit they have.
19:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Put a taco bell on every fucking corner like a Starbucks.
20:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's eat proper food, dude.
20:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ, some flavor would be great.
20:08
[SPEAKER_04]: This is really an interesting take.
20:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
20:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Their version of flavor is go, hey, fucking tell little Jose to grab a jalapeno off a tree over there and then squeeze that out over something.
20:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
20:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Gross dude lime lots of lime god even margaritas we've done better over here
20:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you know, we'll do that margarita.
20:28
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll make it frozen or put it on ice because we can actually eat it there and not shit or a pants for fucking three days.
20:35
[SPEAKER_03]: And then we'll mix it with a strawberry dackery.
20:37
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what else we're gonna do in America?
20:39
[SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna put that in a fucking six foot yard with a chain.
20:43
[SPEAKER_03]: So you can drag it down the street around your neck and drink that fucking thing all day long in Vegas, dude.
20:49
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what needs to happen in Mexico ASAP.
20:52
[SPEAKER_03]: We get down there, infiltrate it with taco bells on every street corner, uh, Starbucks, yards.
20:59
[SPEAKER_03]: All I want is just daquery machines on every corner like it's fucking New Orleans.
21:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Now we've got a real culture.
21:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Got a real fucking culture down there.
21:09
[SPEAKER_03]: That's sustainable, livable, fun, makes me want to visit it.
21:15
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the only thing that stops me from going back to Mexico.
21:19
[SPEAKER_03]: It's beautiful, but God dammit the food sucks in the music sucks.
21:23
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
21:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking Mary on, she bans popping up everywhere, playing the same goddamn songs.
21:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Comments about authentic Mexican food are really real in the listeners up right now.
21:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, sorry about it.
21:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry you flavorless, fucks.
21:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking spray paint guy theory brown sent him down there, dude, and have him reworked the entire Mexican menu down there.
21:47
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[SPEAKER_03]: Taco Bell's tacos are better than any taco, I've ever had in Mexico in my entire life.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Anyone.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, sorry about it.
28:04
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care.
28:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Where have you been in Mexico?
28:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Everywhere.
28:07
[SPEAKER_03]: All over.
28:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Where?
28:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuckin' Cosmels, Cancun, Cancun, Those stupid, uh, the ruins.
28:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Where are the ruins, ads?
28:11
[SPEAKER_03]: To loom.
28:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
28:11
[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
28:12
[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
28:12
[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
28:13
[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
28:13
[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
28:15
[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
28:15
[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You've just been in and here.
28:17
[SPEAKER_04]: You've just been in and here.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You've just been in and here.
28:18
[SPEAKER_04]: You've just been in and here.
28:19
[SPEAKER_04]: You've just been in and here.
28:20
[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
28:23
[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
28:24
[SPEAKER_03]: You've just been in and here.
28:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy there was a there's a bridge too on the way back over that is just a river of piss and shit Because the line back through to America is so long everybody goes under this bridge and just dumps out and pisses everywhere The hot dogs wrapped in bacon the life full we can do it better.
28:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry we could put real bacon on those goddamn things
28:51
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, mustard, sauces, flavoring.
28:56
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, Jesus Christ, man, it's the basics.
28:59
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Mexico.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's a third world country that just said, you know what, fuck you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You don't have any taste.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We don't want you to have any taste.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Cause if you do, you're gonna abandon this society and go to a better one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that's why everybody from Mexico is here where they're like, oh shit, or the talk about.
29:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's how we, is how you guys do it up here?
29:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
29:23
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep, my God, man.
29:25
[SPEAKER_04]: Makes sense, sure.
29:26
[SPEAKER_03]: You know?
29:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
29:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Son of a, and then that's why they're all staying where they're like, I don't want to get deported.
29:32
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to go back.
29:33
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no salt.
29:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
29:35
[SPEAKER_03]: There's not salt on the table over there.
29:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck me, man.
29:41
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, with this negativity and talk about, is that a blurred out toilet?
29:45
[SPEAKER_03]: My God, this isn't a crime scene.
29:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, we're blurring out toilets now.
29:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ.
29:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Ask yourself this, okay?
29:55
[SPEAKER_03]: You've been to Mexico everywhere?
29:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Bathrooms.
29:59
[SPEAKER_03]: We're smelling bathrooms on the planets.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mexico with the United States.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Mexico.
30:05
[SPEAKER_03]: No shit.
30:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
30:06
[SPEAKER_03]: No shit.
30:08
[SPEAKER_04]: they don't put the toilet paper in the toilet.
30:11
[SPEAKER_03]: No, they put it in a basket next to the goddamn toilet.
30:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Then they work in the fields, white their ass in the fields, and then just leave the toilet paper.
30:19
[UNKNOWN]: Sure.
30:20
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember it was, it's Matt Best House, and I didn't know this.
30:23
[SPEAKER_03]: He was getting a new build done in his place.
30:26
[SPEAKER_03]: And finally, we're walking around the property, he's like, hang it acres, and it's beautiful, and I'm walking around there and I go,
30:32
[SPEAKER_03]: So with all the toilet paper, man, I was like, was there a storm did something happen and it goes, no man, the Mexican workers, just shit out in the middle of these fields and then wipe their ass into the toilet paper away.
30:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Like out in the bushes, and I was like, God damn it, and he goes, yeah dude, I finally bought like three poor to-potty's and put him out there.
30:52
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was, they refused to use him.
30:54
[SPEAKER_03]: They'd rather just shit on the ground, wipe their ass and throw it in the fucking trees.
30:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Just a bunch of Christmas trees covered in fucking toilet paper.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Use toilet paper.
31:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Brown town, man.
31:07
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, we could improve that country overnight.
31:10
[SPEAKER_03]: There's some KFC down there.
31:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Tell me, those fox wouldn't rather have drumsticks in a bucket rather than street meat.
31:17
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, what's that chicken they cook up?
31:20
[SPEAKER_03]: There's kind of a spice to it, but not really.
31:23
[SPEAKER_02]: You're talking about a double.
31:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there you go.
31:26
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go, even that sucks.
31:28
[SPEAKER_03]: There's some KFCs everywhere down there.
31:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Really get fucking loose.
31:34
[SPEAKER_03]: man, we could make Mexico great.
31:35
[SPEAKER_03]: We really could if we just took it over.
31:38
[SPEAKER_03]: We could really make that goddamn place thrive overnight.
31:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Whoever the CEO of Taco Bell is, because look, let's face it.
31:46
[SPEAKER_03]: There are to use to shit themselves on a daily basis.
31:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyways, put them down there, let him run loose.
31:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, dude, we can improve that fucking country.
31:58
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
31:59
[SPEAKER_03]: But instead, some countries are like, no, we're fine as is, you know, we don't want the good things in life.
32:06
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
32:07
[SPEAKER_03]: All those Europeans over here for the world cup, just bragging about it, man, going into Applebees, getting the awesome
32:28
[SPEAKER_03]: with all of our deli- is there a McDonald's?
32:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you had a McDonald's down there?
32:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Think they do have a McDonald's.
32:33
[SPEAKER_03]: I've had it.
32:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I've had it once for twice.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's okay.
32:37
[SPEAKER_03]: It's okay.
32:38
[SPEAKER_03]: They still need to spice that up.
32:39
[SPEAKER_03]: That Mexican Coca-Cola.
32:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
32:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's get that.
32:44
[SPEAKER_03]: There's something different about the Coca-Cola McDonald's in the United States that I don't know why it's just McDonald's, but it is that Coca-Cola there and I'm not a big soda guy, but like man, it's refreshing out of that machine, isn't it?
32:59
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, super carbonated.
33:01
[SPEAKER_03]: But those down in Mexico make Mexico great again, stop with the Taco Bell madness.
33:08
[SPEAKER_04]: What do we got?
33:09
[SPEAKER_04]: We have McDonald's down there, right?
33:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I've had.
33:12
[SPEAKER_03]: I've had McDonald's down there.
33:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And again, it's fine.
33:17
[SPEAKER_03]: But let's put a pizza hut on the corners.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All of it.
33:20
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never had a pizza down there.
33:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you?
33:24
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, yes.
33:25
[SPEAKER_04]: Where?
33:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, it was just like a diner type place.
33:29
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, they have pizza.
33:30
[SPEAKER_03]: They made it themselves.
33:32
[SPEAKER_03]: but it tastes like shit.
33:34
[SPEAKER_04]: It was different.
33:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
33:36
[SPEAKER_04]: For sure, for sure.
33:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, you're unwilling to bash Mexico on this show.
33:39
[SPEAKER_03]: That's crazy.
33:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesse's spent time, okay?
33:43
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I've spent time.
33:44
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry you have backpacks.
33:45
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry you went to con to can.
33:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so I did I've been all through Mexico.
33:52
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, I'm saying you, you know, you spent time in France.
33:54
[SPEAKER_04]: I spent time in, in Mexico.
33:56
[SPEAKER_03]: I've been in the worst of it.
33:58
[SPEAKER_03]: They try to get me to film this thing down there.
34:00
[SPEAKER_03]: It was the Baja 500, do you know what that is?
34:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, yeah, but then pop that up.
34:06
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
34:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, no.
34:08
[SPEAKER_03]: It's down in Mexico.
34:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, just type in Baha 500 location.
34:12
[SPEAKER_02]: Pretty sure it's, it's not on the Baha peninsula.
34:15
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
34:15
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
34:15
[SPEAKER_03]: It's in Mexico down there.
34:17
[SPEAKER_03]: And if you haven't seen the videos, uh, somebody pitched me on this.
34:21
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, so what's, what's the, what's the difference in this?
34:24
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were like, oh, there's no rules.
34:26
[SPEAKER_03]: It's completely out of control.
34:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
34:28
[SPEAKER_03]: And people die.
34:29
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, from what?
34:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Like car crashes and shit like that.
34:33
[SPEAKER_03]: They were like, yeah, some car crashes, but also a bunch of Mexicans get killed just standing out there watching it.
34:38
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, what?
34:40
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were like, yeah, man, like kids and parents and shit will get too close to the road.
34:44
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
34:44
[SPEAKER_03]: And they'll just get nuked by vehicles.
34:47
[SPEAKER_03]: And I got jokingly.
34:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I go, Johnny footage of that.
34:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Popped it right in.
34:52
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to see five kids die live on camera and I was like holy shit.
34:56
[SPEAKER_04]: That's horrible.
34:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's terrible, but they're parents.
34:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:00
[SPEAKER_03]: What part of Mexico is this it goes on every year.
35:03
[SPEAKER_01]: It's in in Slata in Sonata.
35:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Sonata Baja California, Mexico.
35:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Mexico.
35:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
35:09
[SPEAKER_04]: So Baja, it's like Baja, California.
35:13
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a it's a weird part that kind of extends down down in a Mexico.
35:18
[SPEAKER_04]: Right, where it's like yeah, it's Mexico.
35:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it California, we don't know.
35:24
[SPEAKER_03]: We're on Patreon today.
35:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Luke, go to YouTube.
35:26
[SPEAKER_03]: See if they got any of those kids getting hit.
35:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there's people adults for Jesse.
35:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, sorry.
35:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see if we have these adults.
35:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Guys, killed doesn't end.
35:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so sorry, guys.
35:39
[SPEAKER_03]: And guess what, Taco Bell even did that better.
35:42
[SPEAKER_03]: You ever had the Baja Blast?
35:44
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
35:44
[SPEAKER_03]: But nominal, not one meal where I didn't look at the drink menu and I was like, oh shit.
35:50
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you want to drink?
35:51
[SPEAKER_02]: That fuck that Baja Blast brother.
35:53
[SPEAKER_02]: I forget about it until I go there every time.
35:56
[SPEAKER_02]: You got somebody getting nuked by one of these things?
35:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, look at these.
35:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at these guys out there.
36:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Watch a core which is launch off the hill and kill these people.
36:07
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that what's there you go boom see you later 810 people now.
36:15
[SPEAKER_03]: It's still going still going boy.
36:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay
36:22
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what's dangerous.
36:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Maxico guys, that's Maxico.
36:26
[SPEAKER_02]: No rules.
36:27
[SPEAKER_03]: No rules.
36:28
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know these cars are all jacked up on shit and things are gonna go bad.
36:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
36:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's like eight cars finished per year.
36:39
[SPEAKER_03]: And so they were gonna rig up the dump.
36:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, yeah, pop this in.
36:43
[SPEAKER_03]: They were gonna rig up the truck.
36:45
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a company that was gonna pay to rig up this truck for like $85,000.
36:48
[SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna get up with cameras and show y'all the crazy shit.
36:52
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at this.
36:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they didn't show.
36:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, boy.
36:59
[SPEAKER_03]: They didn't show.
37:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Luke showed somebody getting drilled, okay.
37:02
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean hard to find out that.
37:04
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's not.
37:05
[SPEAKER_04]: It's super easy.
37:06
[SPEAKER_04]: Super easy.
37:07
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so he's laying down.
37:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
37:10
[SPEAKER_04]: And he's going to have.
37:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he thought the car was going to jump over him.
37:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Because that's a thing, too.
37:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, all right.
37:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, look at this.
37:19
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, but it.
37:19
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at how close it is.
37:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my gosh.
37:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Ripped his stomach right, why don't you open do it?
37:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Do they have any, anyone that are blurred out whether they're actually getting notes or is it falling my site at dickbangers.org?
37:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
37:36
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to go that I don't want to go to dickbangers.org today.
37:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Just that, that's just me.
37:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't want to go there today.
37:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that guy.
37:44
[SPEAKER_03]: How about that?
37:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think that's the, or maybe it is.
37:49
[SPEAKER_03]: The top one with a red car there.
37:50
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that?
37:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we did, okay.
37:52
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
37:53
[SPEAKER_04]: It looks like they're, oh, this is just something.
37:56
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just a Toyota Corolla out there, bro.
38:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I bet that that didn't make it a mile.
38:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there we go.
38:02
[SPEAKER_04]: See you there.
38:02
[SPEAKER_04]: Here they come, here they come.
38:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Fear, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
38:13
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, yes, people you did it you did it blook you did it blook you did it blook you did it blook you did it blook you did it Don't fail
38:20
[SPEAKER_04]: look like an adult male.
38:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Love it.
38:22
[SPEAKER_04]: I love it.
38:24
[SPEAKER_03]: So I was all in on doing this thing, right?
38:27
[SPEAKER_03]: It was going to be a doc and the guy goes, I'm not kidding.
38:32
[SPEAKER_03]: He goes, all right.
38:33
[SPEAKER_03]: So we got a, you got to come and see it before before we do it.
38:37
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, what do you mean?
38:38
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, you got to be in the car.
38:40
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, not a fucking prayer dude, not a fucking prayer.
38:49
[SPEAKER_03]: a nightmare.
38:50
[SPEAKER_03]: And absolutely nightmare.
38:51
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't sleep either.
38:52
[SPEAKER_03]: So you go at night as well.
38:54
[SPEAKER_03]: And then they're killing people at night and everybody's getting super close because they got nothing else to do.
39:00
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no local Taco Bells to hang out at all day.
39:04
[SPEAKER_03]: No disco tacos and bibliotecas or nothing.
39:06
[SPEAKER_03]: You see it's in the middle of nowhere.
39:09
[SPEAKER_03]: That beautiful wide open space will look a lot better with six Taco Bells,
39:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Just sanded.
39:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man.
39:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and when on Tantico.
39:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
39:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Gross.
39:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Gross.
39:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
39:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
39:22
[SPEAKER_03]: I go back and watch S D TV too.
39:24
[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to go back and watch TV in 480.
39:27
[SPEAKER_04]: P.
39:45
[SPEAKER_03]: cool.
39:46
[SPEAKER_03]: That's Mexico 480P is Mexico.
39:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
39:49
[SPEAKER_03]: We're 11 and fucking 4K up here.
39:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I found a story it says a history of Taco Bell's failed attempts to open it locations in Mexico.
39:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
39:58
[SPEAKER_01]: And if by the way, it's a taste thing.
40:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
40:00
[SPEAKER_04]: They tried and know they weren't about it, huh?
40:04
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I like the authentic bulls here.
40:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Where did they try and open it, though?
40:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Probably Mexico City.
40:11
[SPEAKER_04]: Mm, I would guess, huh.
40:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it looks like they tried to hold it.
40:14
[SPEAKER_02]: There it is.
40:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Max gets city.
40:15
[SPEAKER_02]: There's just, they've been trying since 1992 and still haven't broken into the market down there.
40:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
40:22
[SPEAKER_02]: Unbelievable, dude.
40:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Unbelievable.
40:25
[SPEAKER_04]: That's interesting.
40:26
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not really rolling up without taste your whole life.
40:29
[SPEAKER_04]: But at this point, just novelty of it, like if you visit Mexico, just like the Instagram of like, I'm going to talk about the next guy.
40:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
40:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Just have it be like an Instagram.
40:40
[SPEAKER_04]: content.
40:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, farm even Egypt in the pyramids they embrace the pizza hut right there outside the pyramids like embrace it, Mexico.
40:49
[SPEAKER_01]: One of the, one of the potential customers said it's like Mexicans coming up and trying to sell us hot dogs.
40:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I guess what they're for toast artists.
41:00
[SPEAKER_01]: They're very ugly.
41:01
[SPEAKER_01]: What's our publication is this advice?
41:05
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess what advice you already do it.
41:07
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
41:08
[SPEAKER_03]: And LA, there's a hot dog station with a map fat Mexican check on every corner.
41:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
41:13
[SPEAKER_03]: You can smell that bacon and onions and you know, you know it's bad.
41:18
[SPEAKER_03]: It's dog.
41:20
[SPEAKER_03]: One experience of that.
41:23
[SPEAKER_03]: not even close to your experience at Taco Bell.
41:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no, no, no.
41:26
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to talk about explosive.
41:27
[SPEAKER_03]: You eat one of those.
41:30
[SPEAKER_03]: club dogs outside of the club dude, but you're losing a full ass cheek.
41:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
41:34
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a face of page for a non-existent talkable in Mexico City that has a one-star review and is littered with comments deriding the chain.
41:44
[SPEAKER_01]: One face with user from a cold Wakan.
41:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Kulakan.
41:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Kulakan left a comment on the page saying, no son tacos, son
41:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I like Taco Bell over there.
42:00
[SPEAKER_03]: No, they don't they don't like anything with flavor down there any hint of flavor They're like no music anything with a rhythm and actual storytelling or saw nope don't want to hear that Don't want I want to hear the same music for five hundred and sixty years Apparently they just don't like to live moss down there they sure don't they sure don't
42:26
[SPEAKER_04]: This wasn't it, right?
42:27
[SPEAKER_04]: But they just named this taco stand Taco Bell.
42:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
42:31
[SPEAKER_04]: That's really funny.
42:32
[SPEAKER_02]: And they spray paint at the door.
42:34
[SPEAKER_02]: Back when I was living in LA, that's the kind of place that I ate at every single day.
42:39
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah.
42:41
[SPEAKER_02]: uh... like in a tentacle place yet yet when i was working in film uh... roast yeah i've hated the food that they brought us at all the time so i'd usually just go get street tacos are you kidding the authentic atoccus i'm a big fan of the ones where it's just uh... you just got that on since means in california and it's wet in california is different it's gross we do have a lot of
43:05
[SPEAKER_03]: That I'll tell you the longest line.
43:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Taco Bell on Sunset and Vine every night dude.
43:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Every night.
43:14
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw a guy get a DUI there at Taco Bell.
43:18
[SPEAKER_03]: It's 230 in the morning, slept sleeping on the wheel.
43:21
[SPEAKER_03]: He was two cars ahead of me and the cops had to come because the car wouldn't move.
43:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Homeboy blacked out at the Taco Bell.
43:27
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, the line was the line every night there is,
43:30
[SPEAKER_03]: banana day.
43:31
[SPEAKER_04]: They were just getting him to move so the line couldn't.
43:35
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
43:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
43:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
43:36
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, well, they arrested him, too, but yeah, if you want to avoid parasitic diarrhea, these are these are the things here.
43:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Zen will do it.
43:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Hardly have salsa will do it.
43:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Applebee's platter that's no that's that blooming onion dog Yeah, we'll put down the applebee's platter.
43:52
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think that's actually the chillies triple dipper.
43:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it?
43:57
[SPEAKER_03]: I think so Yeah, you got wings get too sliders sure and a couple moths are relist and then I think are those five guys french fries up the top Ah, they might be they might be
44:11
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, man, uh, the cigarette.
44:13
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't see their relationship.
44:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
44:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's secret.
44:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't seen the cigarette.
44:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's diarrhea.
44:18
[SPEAKER_04]: Not at all.
44:19
[SPEAKER_04]: Nope.
44:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Not at all.
44:21
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
44:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Couple of, a couple of heaters there.
44:24
[SPEAKER_03]: You're good to go, friends.
44:25
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good night, right?
44:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
44:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Good night.
44:29
[SPEAKER_03]: We, uh, we have some of us had news here with Sam Neil.
44:32
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, obviously he died from the Jurassic Park.
44:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
44:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, apparently there's been a lot of rumors about his death.
44:40
[SPEAKER_03]: And what happened and so the family raced out this statement today.
44:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And then we're like, hey,
44:44
[SPEAKER_03]: he died from pneumonia like everything is fine.
44:46
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what they were trying to pin it on but they said and this is super interesting because it totally fits who I thought he was.
44:53
[SPEAKER_03]: They were like man Sam was like a super private guy.
44:56
[SPEAKER_03]: He'd be so fucking mortified that everybody's talking about his death right now.
45:01
[SPEAKER_03]: He was just like man fuck you guys.
45:03
[SPEAKER_03]: But apparently he's shot like three back to back movies got pneumonia and then just passed away pretty
45:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think people, I think there was a speculation or the way that the family first put out the statement.
45:15
[SPEAKER_04]: It was like, died with dignity, surrounded by family in the way that he lived and you're kind of like, did he like, kill him?
45:23
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you know what I mean, like, did he have assisted to a certain thing?
45:26
[SPEAKER_04]: So, that I think was maybe the racing out the statement, but he did have
45:33
[SPEAKER_04]: cancer that was in remission.
45:37
[SPEAKER_04]: So, what's this?
45:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this how the day before?
45:40
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this actually him?
45:42
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this him?
45:42
[SPEAKER_02]: I think this is him.
45:43
[SPEAKER_02]: This makes me love him even more.
45:45
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the last time.
45:45
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the last time.
45:46
[SPEAKER_04]: And if it is, that is how it's going to be.
45:53
[SPEAKER_03]: That doesn't look like him.
45:54
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
45:55
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a lovely tribute.
45:56
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a lovely tribute.
45:58
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a lovely tribute.
45:59
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a nice tribute.
46:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Like a, uh, it's doing, uh, that's beautiful.
46:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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46:31
[SPEAKER_03]: What is it a concert this weekend, blue Jurassic Park in concert?
46:36
[SPEAKER_03]: What is that in tail exactly?
46:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Is this because of Sam Neil or just yeah?
46:40
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a drink of those tickets that come.
46:42
[SPEAKER_03]: What do we got there?
46:42
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a traveling thing sort of like blue.
46:45
[SPEAKER_04]: It was an Austin for a while and then it sort of moves on.
46:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Just type in Jurassic Park.
46:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there it is, dude.
46:53
[SPEAKER_03]: We sell tickets to it.
46:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course we do.
46:56
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so I guess they just have big.
46:58
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like big animatronic.
47:00
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, are they real dinosaurs or fake ones?
47:06
[SPEAKER_03]: You think they would have fake dinosaurs that comes on.
47:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope not.
47:09
[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, I'm not going to pay good money to go see a fake diamond, either.
47:11
[SPEAKER_03]: What are tickets going for?
47:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Real.
47:13
[SPEAKER_03]: How about orchestrate tickets?
47:15
[SPEAKER_03]: What are those going for?
47:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't they?
47:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Fifteen hundred bucks, right?
47:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you fist-fucking me?
47:20
[SPEAKER_03]: What are we missing?
47:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you get to pet the dinosaur right out of the thing?
47:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Answer the concerts?
47:24
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it comes like it's right over your head.
47:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Be creative.
47:28
[SPEAKER_02]: If it took you back to your car afterwards.
47:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
47:30
[SPEAKER_02]: For that money, I better get a T-Rex hand job or something.
47:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
47:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
47:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what it is.
47:35
[SPEAKER_01]: When I hover over it, it says 92, when I go over it, when I go to orchestra left over here, it says 1500.
47:40
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what to think.
47:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's click on that.
47:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Click on it.
47:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, just click on it.
47:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, no, no, Luke, one seat.
47:48
[SPEAKER_03]: We don't do that.
47:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Weirdos do that rapists do that.
47:51
[SPEAKER_04]: What if you can't kill or spy yourself to dress school shooters do that?
47:55
[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be a bunch of kids.
47:56
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's be honest.
47:57
[SPEAKER_03]: If you went by yourself, well, it's an orchestra looks like some maybe not.
48:01
[SPEAKER_03]: It is suppressed too, though, two seats together, a date.
48:06
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to go with a date there to Jurassic Park.
48:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, of course.
48:09
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to go by yourself.
48:10
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't find off a dinosaur by yourself.
48:12
[SPEAKER_03]: One of those goddamn things get loose on stage comes out of the audience.
48:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Dude, you're going to need a partner.
48:17
[SPEAKER_01]: You need to get two orchestra right tickets for 181.
48:19
[SPEAKER_03]: OK, OK. That's still priceier than I thought for Jurassic Park for Christ 6.
48:26
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's a spectacle.
48:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so.
48:29
[SPEAKER_04]: You got footage of it.
48:32
[SPEAKER_04]: You've got footage of it.
48:33
[SPEAKER_04]: It's been traveling for a while.
48:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Pop it up.
48:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Pop it up on YouTube.
48:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see what this fucking thing is.
48:39
[SPEAKER_04]: I think they're probably playing the... Oh.
48:43
[SPEAKER_03]: In concerts.
48:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't think it's done.
48:45
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just...
48:46
[SPEAKER_03]: I would see orchestras.
48:48
[SPEAKER_04]: He orchestras.
48:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
48:49
[SPEAKER_04]: Nevermind.
48:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking, I want to see a real good.
48:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Nevermind.
48:53
[SPEAKER_03]: He might as well just have me on stage.
48:56
[SPEAKER_03]: just for an hour going me me me me me me me me I'd put poppets on my hands of dinosaurs people could get loose oh so drafts are the movie laying in the orchestra plays
49:14
[SPEAKER_03]: That is a lot dude.
49:16
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's cool man.
49:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I like this yeah, is it a hundred and eighty two dollars cool?
49:21
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because you're basically watching the moon.
49:24
[SPEAKER_03]: You're watching the movie with an orchestra with a live music or you could pay me fifty bucks And I can just sit behind you
49:40
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think that's worth it.
49:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay, so that's all it is.
49:42
[SPEAKER_01]: That's really what it is with a live.
49:43
[SPEAKER_01]: We've got to destroy it.
49:44
[SPEAKER_01]: We've got to at least play this part though, okay?
49:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
50:05
[SPEAKER_04]: You can go in there and spread the orchestra as plain just to wall the wall score.
50:10
[SPEAKER_04]: They just push them.
50:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Sam Neil.
50:13
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Patshan Ryan's voice in their holy ship.
50:17
[SPEAKER_04]: And then he just grabbed her member like really aggressively and like turned back.
50:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Because she's a woman.
50:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
50:23
[SPEAKER_03]: She's deserve it.
50:24
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
50:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Hello.
50:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I can do that noise to I can do most of the shit we probably did all this stuff for you I can sit behind you Luke here's what I'll do I will grab a copy on laser disk, okay
50:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesse will play the triangle, kind of next to the television will pop that in and then I'll sit behind you going Boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony, boony,
51:05
[SPEAKER_04]: What are you going to do for the raptors?
51:09
[SPEAKER_04]: We more aggressive than that isn't it the raptors?
51:11
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
51:12
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
51:14
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll study up on it.
51:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'll study up on it.
51:17
[SPEAKER_04]: The raptor sound is really junk.
51:20
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the one that got jacked in the neck, you know?
51:23
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's like a scream like a Yeah, it got a roll.
51:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:29
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, fun fact, the way that they made that sound effect, like with the Foley, it's two turtles fucking.
51:34
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
51:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that true?
51:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Everyone knows that that's true.
51:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, are you just hearing about that?
51:39
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I know.
51:40
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, that's a, yeah.
51:41
[SPEAKER_04]: Why do I own?
51:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's what's weird.
51:43
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a Christian son of a Leave and Dinosaurs, but getting, getting Jesse, okay?
51:50
[SPEAKER_03]: What's up?
51:50
[SPEAKER_03]: What's up?
51:51
[SPEAKER_03]: What's up?
51:52
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm used to it.
51:56
[SPEAKER_03]: No, but I, I look at this and God if you hated me for the Taco Bell concert the comments and Mexico you're gonna hate me for this too I watched Jurassic Park once In the theater when I was a child sure never watched it again.
52:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
52:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
52:14
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no What oh is this oh the turtle's fucking
52:22
[SPEAKER_02]: So that's what they use for Jurassic Park.
52:24
[SPEAKER_02]: Similar to I don't know if it was this specific breed of turtle probably a bigger turtle.
52:29
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
52:29
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
52:30
[SPEAKER_02]: The small ones are pretty noisy when they fuck too.
52:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I would think a smaller younger.
52:36
[SPEAKER_03]: It sounds like this might be a king or a fetish of yours.
52:39
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
53:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, can't do that.
53:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so cool.
53:05
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, I've seen Jurassic Park all of them one time a piece and I took the kids to the latest ones Hmm, that just keep getting worse and worse and worse and worse.
53:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
53:16
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but that first one.
53:18
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean a gold bloom.
53:19
[SPEAKER_04]: Dern Neil.
53:21
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, I think on the girl the little girl who was a little girl
53:27
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know her name, I don't know what else she's ever been in, but when I tell you, I was like, holy shit.
53:34
[SPEAKER_04]: That girl is good.
53:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Fucking good.
53:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
53:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
53:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Like a good little actress.
53:41
[SPEAKER_04]: She was fucking scared, shitless the whole time.
53:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, pan up.
53:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that a current out of Baldwin as you talking about Sam Neal?
53:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's, I think it might be, okay, it says this short AI video is a, yeah, I don't it might be.
53:57
[SPEAKER_03]: That looks like him though.
53:58
[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't look like him.
53:59
[SPEAKER_01]: He looks like shit.
54:01
[SPEAKER_04]: Right, but it's AI.
54:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but you still get to say what, make Alec Baldwin look like shit and then talk about Sam Neel.
54:07
[SPEAKER_04]: I think so.
54:08
[SPEAKER_04]: You could put that in for sure.
54:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, play it.
54:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Just give me a little glimpse of it if that's real effect real quick.
54:14
[SPEAKER_04]: I just wanted to come on here quickly.
54:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, that's what I was just looking at.
54:18
[SPEAKER_03]: The voice, sir.
54:19
[SPEAKER_04]: It was like first gen. She said first.
54:21
[SPEAKER_03]: I just kicked it out of my face.
54:23
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
54:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but I, yeah, I've only seen them once.
54:27
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I kind of moved on with my life and stopped caring about it.
54:30
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what.
54:31
[SPEAKER_03]: The ride is fun, though.
54:34
[SPEAKER_03]: at Universal.
54:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
54:36
[SPEAKER_03]: The Jurassic Park ride is really fun.
54:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
54:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit.
54:39
[SPEAKER_03]: That shit fox, but you know the movies?
54:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
54:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I never really got into it.
54:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
54:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
54:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
54:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Is this, is this?
54:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I know obviously people love them.
54:49
[SPEAKER_03]: They've been going on for years.
54:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, so there was people online that said he got attacked by his own pig and died, but that's not true.
54:58
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and that's why they needed to.
55:00
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's pretty South the statement.
55:01
[SPEAKER_04]: I said
55:04
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, the family releases statements saying, hey, we want to get rid of the falsehoods that are spreading online and in pneumonia, whatever, I hadn't heard any falsehoods, because he's 78 years old.
55:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I didn't.
55:16
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not like some 16 year old was skateboarding or something, you're like, oh shit, that's terrible.
55:24
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I will say from the statement, it kind of maybe sounded like he,
55:32
[SPEAKER_04]: had like it was a little assisted suicide coded.
55:36
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, it wasn't.
55:38
[SPEAKER_03]: He's the ammonia.
55:39
[SPEAKER_04]: I know, but the first statement was,
55:42
[SPEAKER_04]: It was like he died with dignity as he lived his life with family, suddenly, you know what I mean, it was like, you know, like very Aussie, I was worn in style anytime somebody uses the word dignity when they're referring to somebody's dad around him by families.
55:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you go.
55:59
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you gave him a little extra little nudge towards the finish line.
56:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
56:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
56:04
[SPEAKER_04]: And great.
56:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
56:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess.
56:09
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
56:12
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, I mean, ammonia is ammonia, I don't know.
56:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure, I'd probably.
56:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Private Memorial is New Zealand Farm now.
56:18
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all you wanted, what's in privacy?
56:19
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, seriously.
56:20
[SPEAKER_03]: It should be him and his dinosaurs are.
56:22
[SPEAKER_04]: He does not want you, boony, boony, no, all over the list.
56:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, he would be more defied at your boony, boony.
56:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I know, do you imagine just me standing in this place?
56:32
[SPEAKER_04]: I got, do you want it?
56:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe you go to the private ceremony.
56:35
[SPEAKER_03]: boony, it's just a little bit hell.
56:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Walk up the hill to the farm.
56:40
[SPEAKER_04]: Winning, and people are like, what the?
57:11
[SPEAKER_04]: I was not weirdly for the first time.
57:14
[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, let me put it on.
57:15
[SPEAKER_03]: You always pop it on right in the morning.
57:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
57:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Craig got almost got killed.
57:18
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
57:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I got killed.
57:20
[SPEAKER_04]: When it was it when they were on like the plaza or in five other centers inside the studio or outside on the plaza.
57:28
[SPEAKER_03]: So NYU PD is just confirming officers responding to reports of a disorderly person inside 30 rock.
57:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Whoopsies.
57:37
[SPEAKER_04]: Inside 30 rock.
57:40
[SPEAKER_04]: So in a legit lunging, they're calling it a lunging, like everywhere, like every article, by the way, is calling it a lunging.
57:50
[SPEAKER_04]: Because I don't think they want to, calling it an attack is like, wait, so what happens with somebody lunged and yelled at racial slur?
58:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Apparently, I'm trying to pull it up right now and everything is shut down.
58:05
[SPEAKER_03]: As soon as I pulled up racial slur on here,
58:08
[SPEAKER_03]: It has all been on.
58:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
58:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
58:11
[SPEAKER_04]: I, that is a thing that it had been inside.
58:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
58:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Man slips past security on to today shows set looking for Al Roker actually.
58:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Rokedug.
58:21
[SPEAKER_04]: Shouts racial slur.
58:23
[SPEAKER_02]: So he went into the building just to call Al Roker the inward.
58:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Who among us, though, hasn't thought about it.
58:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's not rock or just do the weather.
58:33
[SPEAKER_03]: He does, man, but they won't show you the weather.
58:36
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going on all over the country.
58:38
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why the way they brought him.
58:39
[SPEAKER_03]: He fed up with it.
58:40
[SPEAKER_03]: They were like, hey, and we're changing.
58:45
[SPEAKER_03]: lied to us, you know?
58:46
[SPEAKER_04]: They want him to just do the weather, but he just like insists on doing all the other things.
58:53
[SPEAKER_03]: He injects himself in every conversation.
58:55
[SPEAKER_04]: They're shows the sit down in the table.
58:57
[SPEAKER_03]: He wants to be a superstar, dude.
58:59
[SPEAKER_04]: He just wants to leave.
59:01
[SPEAKER_04]: They've tried to with Roker do these big, like,
59:05
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, big birthdays or anniversaries of his time on the show that he trying to do these big things to be like, okay.
59:15
[SPEAKER_04]: And time to go and he just won't.
59:18
[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, thanks for the big party.
59:20
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm staying.
59:21
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he's staying forever.
59:22
[SPEAKER_03]: He's going to die on that show.
59:24
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
59:24
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, he almost did today, a lunging or lunging.
59:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Was it a knife or was it just hands?
59:29
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it was just a racial slurinal lunge with hands.
59:34
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't lunge with a like to try to head bottom, did you try to choke him?
59:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Again, Luke, what are you seeing here?
59:40
[SPEAKER_04]: What are you seeing right here?
59:41
[SPEAKER_04]: Runging.
59:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I see, I see the lunge a lot.
59:45
[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of lunging, a lot of lunging, okay?
59:50
[SPEAKER_04]: It was just so weird.
59:52
[SPEAKER_03]: But no knife, no nothing.
59:53
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no weapons.
59:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Can't no ladle, super ladle or something.
59:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I read this?
59:59
[SPEAKER_03]: This is armed with the N word.
1:00:00
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it really was just armed with his words.
1:00:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes that's all you need.
1:00:04
[SPEAKER_03]: N a and a lunge.
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_03]: The word is mightyer than the sword they say.
1:00:09
[SPEAKER_04]: really every article, it's strange that they all got the memo of like, call it a lunch, if they attack, if you say whatever, then we're going to have to talk about whatever, but just say that someone lunged and said a racial slur.
1:00:26
[SPEAKER_03]: But we don't know which one, right?
1:00:27
[SPEAKER_04]: We don't know which one, but coop does.
1:00:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Just kidding.
1:00:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, I would use in that situation.
1:00:36
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know which one I got used.
1:00:37
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Phil in the blank, but anyway, I don't know.
1:00:42
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what they're doing here.
1:00:44
[SPEAKER_04]: So he's alive.
1:00:45
[SPEAKER_03]: He's alive.
1:00:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, wouldn't even touch.
1:00:49
[SPEAKER_04]: And nobody even got close to him.
1:00:50
[SPEAKER_03]: So that line is resulted in nothing.
1:00:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, it was a lunge.
1:00:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
1:00:56
[SPEAKER_04]: Far away.
1:00:58
[SPEAKER_04]: But I guess it was, they felt like it was in their direction.
1:01:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
1:01:03
[SPEAKER_04]: The lunge felt very towards them.
1:01:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, shit.
1:01:06
[SPEAKER_04]: And the racial slur was with the lunge.
1:01:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:01:09
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a, that's an aggressive move.
1:01:12
[SPEAKER_03]: It really is.
1:01:13
[SPEAKER_03]: So, did was he able to do the shit with those guys, to able to do the show or not?
1:01:17
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure they kind of whisked them away maybe and everyone else kind of sounded like they kept going.
1:01:25
[SPEAKER_03]: You got to ask yourself now, what's going on?
1:01:27
[SPEAKER_03]: During this, Bluetooth is what they show.
1:01:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, what's taken and killed from Savannah, got three.
1:01:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Now people are sneaking in, lunges, screaming in the end word.
1:01:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:01:38
[SPEAKER_03]: No knives.
1:01:39
[SPEAKER_03]: It's weird.
1:01:41
[SPEAKER_03]: What's happening at today?
1:01:42
[SPEAKER_03]: What do they know?
1:01:44
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna have.
1:01:45
[SPEAKER_04]: What do they know?
1:01:48
[SPEAKER_04]: Man breaches security 30 rock lunches at today.
1:01:53
[SPEAKER_04]: God damn it dude.
1:01:55
[SPEAKER_03]: What type of lunge though is it like a crossfit lunge?
1:01:58
[SPEAKER_04]: No further questions basically was it did you have two cattle bells and he just kind of lunge or lunge made it all the way to CNN and so it's all the way to CNN and CNN the only report that CNN got is what today show would give them which is lunge racial slur you say nothing else
1:02:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I imagine Craig springing into action and just slapping this man down.
1:02:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Ledgerly was it a lady?
1:02:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Was it a lady or a man?
1:02:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Were they white?
1:02:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Was taken into custody?
1:02:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Were they white?
1:02:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I imagine this person did not have the pass, so probably.
1:02:36
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
1:02:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Was it a hard R or just an A. I don't I don't think that I think only the hard R gets reported.
1:02:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean it just says racial slurs.
1:02:45
[SPEAKER_01]: So you know, I don't think the song could have been anything.
1:02:47
[SPEAKER_02]: What if you called him a chink?
1:02:49
[SPEAKER_03]: True.
1:02:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Good point.
1:02:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Good point.
1:02:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Good big.
1:02:51
[SPEAKER_04]: Good big.
1:02:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Good big.
1:02:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Good big.
1:02:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, what's up?
1:02:55
[SPEAKER_03]: You fucking chink?
1:02:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Get off to today's show dude.
1:02:58
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to have a real weird taste.
1:03:02
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to have a real weird take, ready?
1:03:03
[SPEAKER_04]: Fire way.
1:03:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so Savannah got three mom dead on the outs.
1:03:09
[SPEAKER_04]: No mom dead kidnapped still to know where the lady is.
1:03:15
[SPEAKER_04]: but it really boosted her.
1:03:16
[SPEAKER_04]: She stayed on the show, everyone's still talking about her.
1:03:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Craig was supposed to, he had just gotten this lead anchor role.
1:03:24
[SPEAKER_04]: He was supposed to be the one, everyone's talking about, and now everyone's talking about Savannah.
1:03:30
[SPEAKER_04]: Again, I'm just being Craig.
1:03:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Again, I got.
1:03:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
1:03:36
[SPEAKER_04]: What do I need to have happen for me to be talked about?
1:03:40
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh-huh.
1:03:42
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe something crazy should happen to me, too.
1:03:46
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe if somebody lunged it me and like, maybe we brought it, you know, that I'm under attack, maybe some kind of, maybe people would start talking about me and maybe the name Craig Melvin would be in the news instead of Savannah Guthrie.
1:04:02
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, yeah, I mean, this is wild.
1:04:05
[SPEAKER_03]: So he made his way all the way back stage near the dressing room.
1:04:12
[SPEAKER_03]: And they got a picture on TMZ where they're all freaked out.
1:04:16
[SPEAKER_03]: So this was at 9 a.m.
1:04:17
[SPEAKER_03]: They were on air.
1:04:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, dude.
1:04:21
[SPEAKER_04]: They were on air.
1:04:23
[SPEAKER_03]: And I guess was during a commercial break in the guy lunch that I'm
1:04:32
[SPEAKER_03]: This lunge is violent.
1:04:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there a lot of lunging going on out in the world that I don't know about?
1:04:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck, is that something I need to be concerned with?
1:04:42
[SPEAKER_04]: Kind of like the only way to have the nerve right there.
1:04:46
[SPEAKER_03]: But that line up there.
1:04:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Lunge the Craig moment.
1:04:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right there.
1:04:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Right in the headlines.
1:04:51
[SPEAKER_04]: Hurled.
1:04:53
[SPEAKER_04]: The hurling of a slur and the lunging is in every article.
1:04:58
[SPEAKER_04]: Hurled, just he threw through the racial slur at him, lunch.
1:05:04
[SPEAKER_02]: No, he threw the, and then he threw the, and then he threw the, the animal in Adam.
1:05:08
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, maybe you just, uh, it was like a shot putter.
1:05:10
[SPEAKER_02]: He got a running start before you just yelled.
1:05:13
[SPEAKER_02]: No, yeah, and he just kind of,
1:05:16
[SPEAKER_03]: and pushed it, you know, he launched and he pushed a hurled it out of him.
1:05:21
[SPEAKER_04]: In the use of the word hurled, and if you don't finish it, you're like, what was thrown at it?
1:05:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and it was the end word, by the way.
1:05:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, TMZ is confirming it was the end word.
1:05:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
1:05:31
[SPEAKER_03]: We know what word it was.
1:05:33
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll put that in my breaking news, and thank you.
1:05:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, TMZ.
1:05:37
[SPEAKER_04]: Breaking news, the racial slur that the guy said was the end word.
1:05:45
[SPEAKER_03]: staff and security rushed in, the intruder was ultimately detained and arrested.
1:05:51
[SPEAKER_03]: The man we're told is white, fuck God, damn it man, whenever I read these articles, I'm just praying that it's not a white guy, and then it is, you know, we're going to say racist.
1:06:02
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to find, right?
1:06:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, absolutely.
1:06:04
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a black guy.
1:06:05
[SPEAKER_01]: It would just be like, business is huge.
1:06:07
[SPEAKER_03]: A black guy can't hurl the N word, no, no, he can say it, he can't hurl it.
1:06:14
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... the man were told his whites was unarmed and entered a stairwell made his way back stage uh... near the dressing room the where exactly is still unclear a photo taken inside the studio shows crags surrounded by several people in the aftermath of the in for the frightening counter so that's all the co-host that are gathered around him
1:06:39
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... the incident was not captured during the broad castle was a commercial break uh... roughly fifteen minutes after it all went down uh... both crag and al were on air and neither hinted at the drama so they went on and show goes on we said that every day at a fucking american heroes right there fuck yeah and then have a uh... police presence surrounded the studio after that
1:07:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Now the staff is demanding answers.
1:07:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I love to hear from this guy.
1:07:12
[SPEAKER_04]: What was the plan?
1:07:13
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the beef?
1:07:16
[SPEAKER_04]: What were you doing?
1:07:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Where's the beef?
1:07:18
[SPEAKER_04]: What was going on?
1:07:20
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, no weapons.
1:07:22
[SPEAKER_03]: No weapons.
1:07:23
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you just want to see if you could?
1:07:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Probably.
1:07:26
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I think I think a weapon would set off the metal detector, maybe, you know, you thought you could strangle him.
1:07:32
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
1:07:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh.
1:07:36
[SPEAKER_04]: just a blue, blue, just put a bunch of lunges on.
1:07:40
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that.
1:07:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that lunge, dude.
1:07:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Pop up that lady second from the last dramatization.
1:07:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
1:07:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:07:47
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to really break this down for you guys.
1:07:49
[SPEAKER_03]: That was he just doing lunges.
1:07:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
1:07:52
[SPEAKER_03]: It was doing lunges toward her.
1:07:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Hurling.
1:07:54
[SPEAKER_04]: And word.
1:07:55
[SPEAKER_03]: And word.
1:07:56
[SPEAKER_04]: We should make, we should make an AI.
1:07:58
[SPEAKER_04]: So doing lunges while hurling, something.
1:08:03
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
1:08:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Something's going on there.
1:08:18
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a.
1:08:18
[SPEAKER_04]: Some who cared.
1:08:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Something who keeps happening over there.
1:08:23
[SPEAKER_04]: A major, a hard reset probably would be good.
1:08:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Just a.
1:08:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Wouldn't they get a move now?
1:08:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Wouldn't they get a move to the studio somewhere else?
1:08:31
[SPEAKER_03]: So, uh, these vagabonds won't show up there.
1:08:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, I think there was talk of that maybe.
1:08:42
[SPEAKER_04]: That was a while ago, and it clearly didn't happen.
1:08:44
[SPEAKER_04]: You can't move from 30 rock though.
1:08:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you wanna mean?
1:08:48
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't know.
1:08:50
[SPEAKER_04]: You just can't, yeah.
1:08:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean at this point, you can do anything.
1:08:54
[SPEAKER_03]: They're talking about moving paramount and Warner Brothers to Tennessee.
1:08:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Tennessee just made a pitch for them.
1:09:00
[SPEAKER_03]: So, I think it'll go down.
1:09:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I think one of these states will end up getting them.
1:09:05
[SPEAKER_03]: L.A. has just become such a shit hole that they're like, we're done with this.
1:09:08
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that?
1:09:09
[SPEAKER_03]: What have we got?
1:09:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that the white guy hurling it inward?
1:09:12
[SPEAKER_01]: This is what they say.
1:09:13
[SPEAKER_01]: This is what hurling and uh, and runging and lunging at the same time.
1:09:17
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I pictured lunging and hurling.
1:09:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:09:19
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I pictured right there.
1:09:21
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:09:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Definitely.
1:09:22
[SPEAKER_04]: He's at 30 rock.
1:09:24
[SPEAKER_04]: He's just like, hey, Edward, I'm here.
1:09:28
[SPEAKER_04]: He never, I don't know if he even thought he was going to get that far.
1:09:31
[SPEAKER_03]: So he's just like, uh, apparently, according to TMZ, he was looking for broker and couldn't find him.
1:09:38
[SPEAKER_03]: So Craig was the only other end word that that was there.
1:09:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And so he was like, well, fuck it, I guess, Craig will do.
1:09:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, imagine if you're Craig though, and you're like, shit, you gotta go home and tell your wife for me.
1:09:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, gotta go home and tell your wife and kids, hey, what happened?
1:09:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, they couldn't find Al.
1:09:56
[SPEAKER_03]: So I was the only, and we're left.
1:09:59
[SPEAKER_03]: And, and, you know, it came up to me afterwards, but even Craig is he's reading through this.
1:10:06
[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, there's still gonna try and make it about somebody else other than me.
1:10:13
[SPEAKER_03]: He's the real talent there.
1:10:15
[SPEAKER_03]: He's my favorite one in the whole thing.
1:10:17
[SPEAKER_04]: 100% but it's like they won't let him fucking shine dude.
1:10:22
[SPEAKER_04]: They keep these old heads with no lips that can't even walk around him taking all the fucking shine.
1:10:30
[SPEAKER_04]: And he's like, bro, I am lead anchor.
1:10:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
1:10:33
[SPEAKER_04]: I got the lead anchor job.
1:10:36
[SPEAKER_04]: What are we doing?
1:10:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I can tell what we're doing here.
1:10:39
[SPEAKER_03]: They're going to break news for Dr. Drew.
1:10:41
[SPEAKER_04]: Here we go, lunging and hurling.
1:10:43
[SPEAKER_04]: OK, go ahead.
1:10:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Going breaking news on Dr. Drew on TMZ saying, quote, explosive diarrhea panic is just a load of crap.
1:10:53
[SPEAKER_03]: So TMZ's got their priorities set straight.
1:10:55
[SPEAKER_03]: I can tell you that right now.
1:10:56
[SPEAKER_04]: Dr. Drew is saying it's a load of crap?
1:10:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:10:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Since a load of, it says the same thing we did.
1:11:01
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not enough cases to fucking spark an outrage.
1:11:05
[SPEAKER_03]: out of 350 million Americans are 81 people with diarrhea.
1:11:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, like they just put them on Fox play this clip.
1:11:12
[SPEAKER_03]: This is breaking news as Jesse wanted to call you.
1:11:15
[SPEAKER_00]: There were one, there were twice as many things last year for this illness as have been reported so far.
1:11:23
[SPEAKER_00]: and we're now detecting with a PCR so we may be over detecting it that in previous years, but yes, you should always wash your vegetables.
1:11:31
[SPEAKER_00]: You could cut, you should cut it on a separate board.
1:11:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Remember Salmanella?
1:11:34
[SPEAKER_00]: There was a big history around that too.
1:11:36
[SPEAKER_00]: And the real problem though with this one is that the washing doesn't actually take care of it.
1:11:41
[SPEAKER_00]: It needs to be heated
1:11:43
[SPEAKER_00]: It's more to go to be properly treated.
1:11:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Let us see.
1:11:46
[SPEAKER_00]: It has been around.
1:11:46
[SPEAKER_00]: It will always be around in those rubbeds where there are these clusters of outbreaks.
1:11:51
[SPEAKER_00]: They're going to figure out where that's coming from.
1:11:52
[SPEAKER_00]: And then, then you need to know what to avoid.
1:11:55
[SPEAKER_00]: OK, I love it.
1:11:57
[SPEAKER_00]: No fear mongering.
1:11:59
[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to be OK. You're going to be all right.
1:12:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:12:03
[SPEAKER_03]: That's exactly what I said.
1:12:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Do not stop going to Taco Bell because of this.
1:12:07
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
1:12:13
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... it's really just been joked yes no i have really just been joked somebody lunge at me on the streets and said you guys talk about this taco bell story fucking shit's getting crazy
1:12:27
[SPEAKER_04]: were you just outside the CrossFit place?
1:12:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:12:30
[SPEAKER_04]: They were doing lunches.
1:12:31
[SPEAKER_03]: They were with kettlebells.
1:12:32
[SPEAKER_03]: And I still don't know.
1:12:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Were you lunging at me?
1:12:34
[SPEAKER_03]: The fear in my eyes when I got lunged out, though, is hard to replicate on camera, so I'm not going to try.
1:12:42
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, I'm going to show this lunch.
1:12:45
[SPEAKER_03]: That's, now, that's Broadway.
1:12:46
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a lunge.
1:12:47
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a nice, yeah.
1:12:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we say the sexual orientation in the guy that lunged it, Craig, if he was gay?
1:12:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Because that's a different type of lunge.
1:12:54
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a hello and word.
1:12:57
[SPEAKER_03]: If he said it's like a sing song, Broadway way, you know, because they are a New York.
1:13:02
[SPEAKER_04]: Sing song Broadway way.
1:13:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:13:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Then that would be a little more fun and flirty, you know, maybe it's just trying to pitch a Michelle.
1:13:11
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
1:13:11
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, picture this.
1:13:13
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the color purple, but it's all black dudes.
1:13:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Instead of.
1:13:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe he just wanted to he was trying to get his attention.
1:13:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:13:22
[SPEAKER_04]: To to pitch him a lot.
1:13:24
[SPEAKER_03]: You would attach a star to a script like that.
1:13:26
[SPEAKER_03]: You can get it made.
1:13:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Gotcha.
1:13:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
1:13:29
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
1:13:30
[SPEAKER_04]: I think we cracked the case speaking of cases.
1:13:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Who got on crime corner today?
1:13:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Pretty got.
1:13:36
[SPEAKER_04]: We have Albert Seedman, the chief.
1:13:41
[SPEAKER_04]: Chief.
1:13:43
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, a hardened New York old school New York detective, chief of police.
1:13:51
[SPEAKER_04]: He was connected to some very famous cases.
1:13:54
[SPEAKER_04]: We go through some of those and then his.
1:13:57
[SPEAKER_04]: his life, and we really, it's really a, um, a deep dive into like what has happened to us.
1:14:07
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a nation.
1:14:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Like why can't we have our detectives do this kind of shit to people?
1:14:13
[SPEAKER_03]: He arrest the hamburger, wasn't that the guy who did that?
1:14:18
[SPEAKER_04]: The hamburger.
1:14:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
1:14:21
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
1:14:21
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think it's still on the loose.
1:14:23
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't find it in my research, but he was on so many different cases I wouldn't be surprised.
1:14:27
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
1:14:28
[SPEAKER_02]: I need to finish reading his book.
1:14:29
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't like that.
1:14:35
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is a compliment to you, by the way, this is going to be a compliment to you.
1:14:38
[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to sound bad, but it's a compliment to you.
1:14:40
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that you're better than that.
1:14:42
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you're younger and more fashion.
1:14:46
[SPEAKER_04]: than to ever say, during my pitch of a crime, to ever say anything about the hamburger.
1:14:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
1:14:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.
1:14:57
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's a compliment to you.
1:14:58
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't take it if it doesn't take it as anything bad right now.
1:15:02
[SPEAKER_03]: You tell me in the chat on Patreon, guys.
1:15:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't take it as anything.
1:15:06
[SPEAKER_03]: If we need to do a full crime corner on the hamburger.
1:15:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Again, don't take as a criticism on you.
1:15:12
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not, I'm not going to.
1:15:14
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, don't hang your head and shame.
1:15:16
[SPEAKER_04]: I would.
1:15:17
[SPEAKER_04]: I would.
1:15:17
[SPEAKER_04]: I would be literally devastated if I said anything like that.
1:15:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Loud and proud over here.
1:15:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Loud and proud.
1:15:25
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, we know you are.
1:15:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:15:26
[SPEAKER_04]: We know you are.
1:15:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
1:15:30
[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, so it's a little bit of a deep dive into him.
1:15:34
[SPEAKER_04]: Policing in general at that time when it was just like the hardened detective can come in with a hunch, did you just make this look at that there look at blue on on the fucking fly dude, this is he got the hand burglar.
1:15:49
[SPEAKER_03]: He got the hand burglar.
1:15:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Case close.
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[SPEAKER_03]: solved it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It was literally the worst joke you've ever made.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Jesse, we just saw the picture of it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So obviously it happens.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm sorry that you didn't do your research.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry about that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But, tuna.
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[UNKNOWN]: Come on.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Check it out.
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[SPEAKER_04]: rate us of five star and then just talks.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So just really tell us how you feel about the hamburger alert joke of five stars actually gay hamburger Joe no go to go to the crime corner reviews on iTunes and Spotify and say demand.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Give it a five star obviously, but the demand that they do the a deep dive on the hamburger.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm I'm open to it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll I love that fucking murder you did about the girl on the trunk The girl on the box the girl on the side of the road What about the hamburger.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There it is right there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Still on the loose From what I'm told it looks like they got.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm done a community sentence and now he's out
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to do this.
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