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Phone Tap: Marla Fell Asleep In Your Car · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Listeners don't know this, but lately Brook's been going into
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Producer Boyd's office slamming her hand down on the desk, say,
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: I want to try more phone tap characters because Hozan
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: and Jeff get.
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: All the glory, they get all the love.
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: And I'm always just some snarky customer service lady or
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: hr rapp let me do a voice.
• 0:23
  Speaker 3: It's not really how it went down. It was more
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: the opposite. It's like, hey, Brooke, do this.
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: No goes in and it, and then Producer Boyd is
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: always like, I don't know. She's like, jose teach me
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: how to duke no Brook.
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: But today today is gonna be weird.
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because against our better judgment, we're actually gonna give
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: it a shot. Oh, Producer Boyd has approved this unwillingly,
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  Speaker 1: but get ready to hear Brooks phone tap persona Marla,
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: the chain smoking auto mechanic that you can barely understand.
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: Hey do you like Marla?
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: Well we'll find out. Listen right now, it's your phone
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: Towns on the twenty.
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  Speaker 4: Hello is Susand Hello, Yeah this is Sampson. If that's
• 1:19
  Speaker 4: what you said, no bodywhere are you saying? Autobody?
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  Speaker 2: What's going.
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  Speaker 4: Is that? Yes, it's gone?
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: Hey, I literally can't hear a word you're saying. It
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: might be your phone. I don't know, but you need.
• 1:37
  Speaker 4: To speak up for okay, you good? Just the autobody
• 1:48
  Speaker 4: place because I'm waiting on my car. Mm hmm okay,
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: so is it ready? Well? Stay here, car fell sap car?
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: What was my car? Sleep in your car?
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: Sleep in my car?
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  Speaker 4: Is that what you said?
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  Speaker 2: You're sleeping in my car and you're you're from the
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: auto body shop. I don't understand you need you need
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: to be more clear. Okay, I'm trying over here. You
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: need to try to does tires are gone?
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: My tires are gone? Well put them back. I don't know.
• 2:28
  Speaker 4: Do you have a manager or something? Someone else can
• 2:30
  Speaker 4: take the call? What you're I don't believe you, actually,
• 2:39
  Speaker 4: I don't believe that you're actually the manager. That's not
• 2:43
  Speaker 4: what's that?
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: What's those aren't words?
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: What?
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: I cannot understand you? Anybody else there is there a child.
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: I can talk to anybody, but you please hold what?
• 3:04
  Speaker 4: Oh my why? Hi?
• 3:11
  Speaker 3: Can I help you?
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I can understand you, which is already massive. Right now,
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: some belligerent, sleepy person was like called and said that
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: she was sleeping in my car and now there's no
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: tires or something.
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, well that was my manager, Marla.
• 3:27
  Speaker 4: I get rid of that person.
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: You know, she's got a lot of authority over me,
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  Speaker 3: so I can't. You know, I'm not in the power
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  Speaker 3: to do something like that.
• 3:34
  Speaker 4: That's sad.
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, how can I help you?
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: How can you help me? What the are you even
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: talking about?
• 3:41
  Speaker 4: Somebody called from your autobody.
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: Shop that I left my car, said she took a
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: nap in my car and now my tires are gone.
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: I think I don't know if that's a real story.
• 3:50
  Speaker 4: She was just mombiling.
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: Sure, sir, sorry, yeah, that's absolutely all true.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: Holy Why what the why are you not like ye
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: by down about this too.
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: I can explain why. I can explain why if you
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: just take a deep breath. Yeah, it's actually because this
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: is a phone tap.
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: What Yeah, yeah, it's.
• 4:08
  Speaker 4: Just a joke.
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: Your buddy Travis set you up. He said you were
• 4:11
  Speaker 3: really frustrated with the car repair shop. This is actually
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: Broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: Are you hid me?
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  Speaker 4: I thought I was talking to a mesad.
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: Put that person back on its me.
• 4:23
  Speaker 4: Ma, he the same person. God, are you kidding me?
• 4:30
  Speaker 3: I'm just so sorry that Marla fell asleep in your car.
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: You know, I think I actually hate both of you.
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: You and Marca wake
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning