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Phone Tap: Debut Downer · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: You y away Today? We call a woman who just
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  Speaker 2: got a promotion at her job is exciting, and her
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  Speaker 2: manager gave her a ridiculous first task, probably because he's
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  Speaker 2: pranking her. Her first order of business in the first
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  Speaker 2: hour of her new role is to call up the
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  Speaker 2: other final candidate and tell him you weren't good enough,
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  Speaker 2: which should be awkward on its own, and then Jose's
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  Speaker 2: extremely happy personality doesn't make it any easier.
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  Speaker 3: Day.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to hear it in your phone tat right now.
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  Speaker 4: Another huh, Hi is this Ramona?
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  Speaker 3: This is It's David Rich told me that I should
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  Speaker 3: check in with you and give you a call.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We work in different departments. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I've never met you, so I was like, well, that's
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  Speaker 3: a different extension I used to press them too.
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  Speaker 2: That's cool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, David's great to meet you. Yeah, and By the.
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  Speaker 3: Way, I don't know if you applied for the specialist job,
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  Speaker 3: but I did, and I think I'm a shoe in
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  Speaker 3: for it. It's on my mind a lot, which told
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  Speaker 3: me to call. I was like, oh, this could be it.
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  Speaker 4: You know whoa Yeah, well, you know, Rich just sent
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  Speaker 4: me an email.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I love emails.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love him so much.
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  Speaker 3: Fun fact about me, I actually print all my emails
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  Speaker 3: out after every shift and I bring them home and
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  Speaker 3: I save them in case the computer crashes.
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  Speaker 4: Do you do that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah. I forgot someone's birthday once and I was
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  Speaker 3: able to go back into my closet. It took me
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  Speaker 3: three hours, but I finally got it December fourth, and
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  Speaker 3: it turns out she doesn't work there anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, David, Yeah, so this is gonna be a little difficult.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you know, I just had my second interview for
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  Speaker 3: that job we were talking about, and that was difficult.
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  Speaker 3: I sounded nervous, Like how you sound nervous right now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? About that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought. By the way, Rich was leaving the
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  Speaker 3: room midway through the interview to go grab something, and
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  Speaker 3: then he turned around and he caught me sniffing my fingers.
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  Speaker 4: I don't oh, God, oh God, is that a.
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  Speaker 1: Deal breaker or do you think it's a good thing?
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  Speaker 3: Like he knows, I'm aware of my smells at all times,
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  Speaker 3: and I kept doing it because you know, I didn't
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  Speaker 3: want to shy away, you know, be you right, and
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  Speaker 3: whenever I get nervous, I kind of do it. But
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  Speaker 3: what's that? That was a Dave? What are your fingers smell?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Put it up to the phone. Put it, I'll smell it, David.
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  Speaker 3: That's a jokes.
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  Speaker 4: David, listen, smell your fingers. You need to stop inter me. Sorry,
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  Speaker 4: I'm just really happy I realized that. But look, this
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  Speaker 4: isn't easy for me.
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  Speaker 3: What's wrong?
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  Speaker 4: Are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: You need a hug?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you might need a hug, not as much as emails.
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  Speaker 4: But listen, some bad news for you. I've never had
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  Speaker 4: to do this before.
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  Speaker 3: Is this about my grandma? No? I was like, how
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  Speaker 3: do you know her? That's so random you would bring
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  Speaker 3: her up?
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  Speaker 4: David, you need to shut up. Sorry, So again, I've
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  Speaker 4: never done this before, but I'm just going to cut
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  Speaker 4: right to the chase. David, you did not get the job,
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  Speaker 4: the specialist job. Yes, I'm so sorry. Rich really wanted
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  Speaker 4: me to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, this is a joke.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean, Rich put you up to this?
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  Speaker 3: Didn't what? I love Rich? I did get the job.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, No, David got the job. David, David stop?
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  Speaker 4: Oh sorry?
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  Speaker 3: How much money am I making?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 3: What's my salary?
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  Speaker 4: This is serious. You didn't get the job and it's
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  Speaker 4: not a joke.
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  Speaker 3: I don't believe you. First day.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta do this.
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  Speaker 3: No, that sounds like a prank.
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  Speaker 4: This is impossible.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, it is possible because you are in the
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  Speaker 3: middle of a prank phone call. I love those two.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about talking about Rich setting you
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  Speaker 4: up to be prankedus.
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  Speaker 3: You're on the radio right now. This is a say
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  Speaker 3: from bricking Jeffrey in the morning. Happy first day.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you are really good at letting people down.
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  Speaker 3: Easy though, listen to me. I'm happy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I didn't know how to handle your smell my fingers.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. What'd you say? I was smelling my fingers?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? I didn't know how to handle that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know either.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how to stop.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,