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Phone Tap: Help Me Lie To My Wife · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's call, here's the scenario. A guy named Nate
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  Speaker 1: is getting married and he wanted us to prank his
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  Speaker 1: best man. Oh love. So he's told this guy there's
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  Speaker 1: another friend of his that lives on the opposite coast
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  Speaker 1: who's also going to share some of the best man
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  Speaker 1: duties and two of them should coordinate. So he's been
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  Speaker 1: emailing this Gmail that's not responding because it's not a
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  Speaker 1: real person. The groom made up this whole thing just
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  Speaker 1: to set him up for today's phone tap, and we
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  Speaker 1: really put him on the spot. You're gonna hear it
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  Speaker 1: right down.
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  Speaker 2: It's another.
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  Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, hey's is Paul? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey man, my name's Keith. Look, I know we
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  Speaker 2: haven't met. I'm Nate's best man and I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 2: call you about setting up his bachelor party. Yeah man, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, Look dude, I'm in some serious sh right
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  Speaker 2: now and I need your help. Okay, Look, my wife
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  Speaker 2: she thinks I'm messing around on her, and I think
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  Speaker 2: she's either like track my car or my phone or something.
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  Speaker 2: But I just saw her pull up right now outside
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  Speaker 2: and I am I'm screwed. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're like, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I'm at a massage parlor, you know, like not one
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  Speaker 2: of those credited ones, you know, like a freaking massage parlor.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, you're know I know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, I don't think you understand how serious this is.
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  Speaker 2: This is my third strike with her. She's gonna be pissed.
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  Speaker 2: I need you to vouch for me, please, Like, what
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  Speaker 2: can I do? Dude? Like I'm I'm on the phone
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  Speaker 2: with you. I told her that I was meeting up
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  Speaker 2: with an old college friend from Australia. His name is Jack.
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  Speaker 2: When she comes in here, I need you to be Jack.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it in Australia act then.
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  Speaker 2: Please, she's walking in the door.
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  Speaker 3: Are you doing hey, babe, don't.
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  Speaker 1: Babe, don't put run the phone man?
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  Speaker 3: Doing it in this disgusting massage parlor. Oh god, honey,
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  Speaker 3: I was pranked. Jack franked me. What you have my
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  Speaker 3: Australian friend. He gave me the wrong address that he
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  Speaker 3: set me up. Now, I don't even know where I am.
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  Speaker 3: You think I'm talking about you? Seriously, I'm on the
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  Speaker 3: phone with him right now, Jack me Jack, Dude, you
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  Speaker 3: got me so much trouble man. Hello, Hello Jack? Is
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  Speaker 3: this Jack? How do you know my husband.
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  Speaker 1: From college from Polish?
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  Speaker 2: Oh buddy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Great? And what college did you go to? Jack?
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  Speaker 1: You know, like you mean down on that?
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  Speaker 3: See, I told you I studied abroad in Australia one semester. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you sound real desperate right now, Jack. This isn't the
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  Speaker 3: first time I've caught Teith his pants down, if you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean. Okay, this was based My pants
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  Speaker 3: aren't down though, I'm just okay, just shut it, okay, Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Two other times? What time with my cousin? Do you
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  Speaker 3: know how that makes me feel? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say about that one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, now you're speechless. Now you're a speechless Australian.
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  Speaker 3: I've never met one of those.
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  Speaker 1: Jack joking Ryan, huh huh.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even understand what you said. What you are
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  Speaker 3: saying doesn't even.
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  Speaker 1: Speak as you seen that. Yeah, we always joked around, Coach.
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  Speaker 3: He jokes around by sleeping around. You're a prankster. Wow, funny,
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  Speaker 3: that's Jack. If I ever remember Jack, it's me. So
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  Speaker 3: you're expecting me to believe that you just pranked my
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  Speaker 3: husband and sent him to one of these filthy massage parlors.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it would be funny by a day.
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  Speaker 3: Funny, Okay, there's nothing funny about this place. It's dark.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's CD. It won't be doing that again.
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  Speaker 2: What was that I say? It won't be doing that again?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you're starting this out a little irish.
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  Speaker 1: I did have a few drinks this morning, and every
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  Speaker 1: time I drink I stand a bit.
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  Speaker 3: Oi. It's funny, is and now you see where we're friends.
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  Speaker 3: Let let's babe, let's get out of here. You and me.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go, let's go home. Can you say something else
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  Speaker 3: in that accent?
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  Speaker 2: Though?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, honey, he's already done enough. Let's leave him alone,
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  Speaker 3: like you know, just maybe something hot. Honestly, it's bed.
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  Speaker 2: In the hame scene which you need to kick up the bags.
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  Speaker 3: I okay, I don't know what the hell that means.
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  Speaker 3: Go like a go somewhere, go where we said we
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  Speaker 3: want prank you know, having to go. Oh, well, that's
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  Speaker 3: perfect because we're having to go with you as in
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  Speaker 3: this is a go because it's a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Ye, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a prank phone call on you. It's Brooke
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  Speaker 3: and Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh god, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: you can drop the accent now, bro so bad, it
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  Speaker 3: was so bad.
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  Speaker 2: Put me on the spot. I'm like, I remember even
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  Speaker 2: thinking I know how to do it Australian accent.
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  Speaker 3: But you had my back though, and you were a
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  Speaker 3: great guy. I you can see why you're the best man.
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  Speaker 3: You're amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Jeez, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning