Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Thirty Minutes Of Screaming
What Movie Should We Do Next?
We argue about Texas Chainsaw Massacre across the 1974 original and the 2022 sequel, then land on a franchise score that feels brutally fair. We dig into why the first film shaped slasher history while also admitting how loud, awkward, and exhausting it can be to actually sit through.
• mix-up over which Texas Chainsaw version got watched
• opening banter on emo scars, aging, and survival instincts
• drinks, toasts, and the show’s rating framework
• 1974 plot recap and why the last stretch becomes nonstop screaming
• ratings for acting, cinematography, score…
The skinny
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