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Phone Tap: I Read Your Birthday Card · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: You ever look back at some of our old coworkers
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  Speaker 2: who used to work with us and say, oh man,
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  Speaker 2: I really miss them. Uh yeah, I miss me neither
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  Speaker 2: I miss people. Yeah yeah, but you know what, I've
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  Speaker 2: heard that there's some people out there who do. And
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  Speaker 2: we got an email from two who had a former
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  Speaker 2: co worker. They said, we really really miss him. He
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  Speaker 2: left our company a couple of years ago. Can you
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  Speaker 2: prank him?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I thought of someone?
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  Speaker 2: How Indeed?
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  Speaker 1: I miss Kel? Oh yeah yeah and Justin Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: The first ones that came to mind did not miss Back.
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  Speaker 2: To the people who asked us to prank their former
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  Speaker 2: co worker, they asked us, and we said we can
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  Speaker 2: do that for you. It's your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hi is this Dave?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is hey.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, my name is Hudson. You know, like the like
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  Speaker 2: the airport news stand.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, how can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Apparently I was conceived in one of those places and
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  Speaker 2: my parents were like, oh, let's name him Hudson.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so do I do? I know? You? Like what's
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  Speaker 3: going on here?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no? Sorry?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Apparently you worked at Innovations a little while ago.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah I did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm the guy that they hired to fill
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  Speaker 2: your old job. Okay, I got your old desk. As
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  Speaker 2: I was putting in my stuff, I noticed in the
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  Speaker 2: way back of one of the drawers there was a
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  Speaker 2: birthday card that has your name on it, and it
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  Speaker 2: looks like you never opened it.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's that's kind of weird.
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  Speaker 2: I just opened it.
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  Speaker 1: What Wow.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people wrote to you on here. You
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  Speaker 2: must have been pretty popular.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, so, good for you.
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  Speaker 2: The first one is from Simon. Do you know him?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, yeah, I remember Simon.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. It says, hey, you old dog, another year round
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  Speaker 2: the sun. Let's grab a drink sometime.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's good. Yeah cool.
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  Speaker 2: Were even Simon buddies or something?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Simon's great. What's so what you well.
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  Speaker 2: It's just interesting because I don't think Simon works here anymore.
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  Speaker 2: So it's just like I get to look at the
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  Speaker 2: history of the office. It's kind of cool. Anyway, let's
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  Speaker 2: go to the next one. Uh, this one looks like
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  Speaker 2: it's from a girl named Cheyenne. Yeah, it says, uh,
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  Speaker 2: happy birthday boy. Just because I'm seeing Simon doesn't mean
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you're cuter than he is, because you are.
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  Speaker 3: WHOA wrote in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it says.
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  Speaker 3: That's ah, I didn't I didn't know, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Did you ever act on that with Cheyenne?
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  Speaker 3: No? No, I never did. But wait, that's life, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think she's sprayed perfume on here.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, So are we done here or what? Like? What
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  Speaker 3: is you want for me?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry? I just want to keep going there. There was
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  Speaker 2: another one below that from Simon. Again, it says, hey,
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  Speaker 2: b day buddy. You know I'm dating Cheyenne right like
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  Speaker 2: I just read her message, bro code drink from a
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  Speaker 2: different trough.
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  Speaker 3: That's I guess that's interesting too.
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  Speaker 2: What is that about?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, you know, maybe it's good
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  Speaker 3: I didn't really get involved in that drama.
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  Speaker 2: You weren't like scamming on Simon's girl. I'm just trying
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  Speaker 2: to get the tea.
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  Speaker 3: For what reason are you trying to get tea?
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  Speaker 2: Look, man, I'm gonna be honest with you, Like absolutely
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  Speaker 2: happens around here right now. Nothing is fun anymore. I
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  Speaker 2: wish that I worked here when you did.
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  Speaker 3: You're a strange man, you know that.
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  Speaker 2: Like for example, Well, the next one says, Hey, Davy,
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  Speaker 2: happy birthday. Stud I want you to know I'll never
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  Speaker 2: forget that magical night with you, me and Simon in
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  Speaker 2: the closet at the office Christmas party.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, no, that one that was a lie,
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  Speaker 3: that that never happened.
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  Speaker 2: All right, sure, man, but and then it finishes. Don't worry,
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  Speaker 2: I never told my husband. That's from Jane. From Jane Jane. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: oh wait, Jane wrote again. It says, Hey, Dave, this
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  Speaker 2: is Jane regarding the office Christmas party. You should probably
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  Speaker 2: get tested.
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  Speaker 3: Did somebody put you up to this? Because what you're
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  Speaker 3: saying is BS.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just reading what's written on your card.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know what's written on my card. You
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  Speaker 3: could just be making this up for all I know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, why would I do that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Maybe like screwing with people?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that doesn't sound like me.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like you from my end.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's anybody like screwing with people sounds like you
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  Speaker 2: and Jane.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's that's inappropriate.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm just.
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  Speaker 3: Saying, Listen, you're sticking your nose in places where it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't belong.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like you're the one sticking things places where
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't belong. Okay, that's inappropriate, Jane and everything.
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  Speaker 3: You need to retract that statement, and you need to
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  Speaker 3: apologize to me and never call me again.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what I will say. I am sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I do apologize for this prank phone call that we're
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  Speaker 2: doing on you right now on.
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  Speaker 3: The radiome excuse me? Would you say it was?
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  Speaker 2: I said, we're doing a prank call and you're on
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  Speaker 2: the show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. No way,
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  Speaker 2: Shyenne and Simon set you up for this phone tap man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, dude, they said that they misworking with you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, you're making me so mad.
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  Speaker 2: So be honest. The holiday Christmas party closet, did it happen?
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  Speaker 3: Happen? No? That never, that's a lie.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what. I believe you, but just for
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  Speaker 2: safety reasons, you should probably get tested.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, I might just do that. I'm feeling
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  Speaker 3: pretty gross right now.
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  Speaker 2: Dirty dog.
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  Speaker 1: Make up every morning with phone taps. Weekday mornings are
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  Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning