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Phone Tap: Way Too Personal Assistant · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: You ready for laffy time because recently a supervisor asked
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  Speaker 1: if we could prank her best employee, her next in command,
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  Speaker 1: because apparently this woman's been taking on more responsibilities at
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  Speaker 1: the office lately and her boss wanted to get her
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  Speaker 1: an assistant to help out. That's awesome, So we are
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  Speaker 1: going to provide.
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  Speaker 2: That service by hiring not just a personal assistant, but
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  Speaker 2: a way too personal person whose name is Penny aka
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  Speaker 2: our own brook Fox.
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  Speaker 1: Get your phone out right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is this Erica? Erica?
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  Speaker 4: Guess who's calling?
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  Speaker 3: Who is this?
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  Speaker 4: Your lifesaver?
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  Speaker 3: My life save? Okay, it's me Penny.
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  Speaker 4: You know your new personal assistant?
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  Speaker 3: Oh Penny, okay. Valerie said I'd be calling right She
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  Speaker 3: mentioned that she was gonna get me in at the sense.
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  Speaker 1: M hm.
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  Speaker 4: You know I've heard that you've never had a personal
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  Speaker 4: assistant before.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't. No, this is all brand new to me.
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  Speaker 4: Oh gosh, Well you're in good hands because I hear
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  Speaker 4: you've got a lot to manage.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We I don't know how much Valory told you,
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  Speaker 3: but we've had some layoffs recently and I've kind of
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  Speaker 3: gotten a lot more on my plate.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm the person for you, I have so much experience.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I started in downtown bathrooms, just doing volunteer work.
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  Speaker 3: In downtown bathrooms.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, regular soaper lather.
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  Speaker 3: See, I'm sorry you worked at a bathroom, like a
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  Speaker 3: bathroom attendant downtown.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, without pay? Next thing, I know. Next thing you know,
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  Speaker 4: I'm touring with Aerosmith, just giving Steven Tyler homemade perms
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  Speaker 4: while he sleeps. Okay, so crazy how life works.
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  Speaker 3: So you said you've had decades of experience, But was
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  Speaker 3: that just bathroom attending? And he said, doing perm.
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  Speaker 4: For Stephen Tity, you know, lead singer of Aerosmith, living
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  Speaker 4: on a prayer. Those there are some wild times, is
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  Speaker 4: what they were.
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  Speaker 3: But okay, but the Valerie.
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  Speaker 4: So I was working with this other client. They were
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  Speaker 4: having financial issues. So I went over to their house
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  Speaker 4: and looked through all their clothing to find loose change
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  Speaker 4: in their pants.
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  Speaker 3: No, yeah, no, I'm I say, well, to.
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  Speaker 4: Find sixteen dollars and thirty cents. You know, I'm just
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  Speaker 4: a one stop toolbox. Really, I do it all.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I appreciate that TI.
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  Speaker 4: Ties, I button buttons, I zip up your zippers. I
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  Speaker 4: can even floss.
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  Speaker 3: You bust me? What Yeah, you know you.
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  Speaker 4: Can't get everything out when you do it on your own,
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  Speaker 4: so you used to have another person so that you
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  Speaker 4: can hit every angle.
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  Speaker 3: Of your mouth. No, I'm okay there, I go to
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  Speaker 3: my regular dinnist visit. I don't need help with that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need you going through my pockets at my house. Well,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I hear you.
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  Speaker 4: But Erica, can we be real for a minute.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Just like the Honda Civic you've had for a while,
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  Speaker 4: everybody could use an upgrade.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Number one, I don't know how you already know
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  Speaker 3: what I drive. Number two, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Very good at my job. Erica. Actually I know everything
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  Speaker 4: about you. I've been to your Instagram. I've saved actually
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  Speaker 4: a few pictures.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to talk to you about what you've been
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  Speaker 3: on my Instagram, Like what exactly your photos are a
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  Speaker 3: reflection on the company and on me.
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  Speaker 4: Now that i'm your personal assistant me, that's the way
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  Speaker 4: I could definitely help you pick out some more appealing clothes.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me, something that would be more flattering, something that
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  Speaker 4: says I'm Erica, I'm a winner.
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  Speaker 3: You did not just say that, you know what?
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  Speaker 4: You know what we can do baby steps. It could
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  Speaker 4: even just say I'm Erica and I care just a
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  Speaker 4: little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Finally, you need to stop talking.
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  Speaker 4: I did not mean to offend you, if it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really, you didn't mean to offend by telling me
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  Speaker 3: my clothes aren't nice enough. I have to take better pictures,
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  Speaker 3: any more instagram worthy.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it's not better pictures. Maybe it's a better ig filter,
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  Speaker 4: okay with lighting and angles.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's enough. I don't need an assistant, not you,
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  Speaker 3: not anybody at all. I'm talking to boss about this
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 4: You know I had some pushback from Steven Tyler too.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know that he's actually one hundred and fifteen
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  Speaker 4: years old and I made him look sixty five?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, No, I don't believe a word you're saying.
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  Speaker 4: No, you're smarter than what your boss even led on
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  Speaker 4: a kidding me this Valerie said that you would totally
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  Speaker 4: fall for this prank phone call immediately.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm sorry, what if I.
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  Speaker 4: Say, VALI said we should prank phone call you. This
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  Speaker 4: is actually broke for the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the morning. We're doing a photos.
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 4: I was kidding. I'm not kidding now though.
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  Speaker 3: Inane I was like, what in the world this lady's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: There's no way, Valerie said, you've been like super nervous
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  Speaker 4: about getting an assistant at work.
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  Speaker 3: I have e really nervous, and because it's just you
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  Speaker 3: never know who you're gonna get. I mean, are you
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  Speaker 3: kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: Though? Someone to floss for you? That sounds like my dream.
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  Speaker 3: Please stay away from my mouth. No, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: If you can hold it open for thirty seconds, I
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  Speaker 4: think I could get it all done.
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  Speaker 3: Though. Oh wow.
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  Speaker 4: Weeke up every morning with food taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: On the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning