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Phone Tap PODCAST: AirBnB Remodel · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: eight hundred d uy away. He's another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving nine point five. Hello, Hi, is
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  Speaker 1: this Ralph? Is Ralph? Hey Ralph? My name is Connor
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  Speaker 1: Foles and I'm staying at your airbnb right now. Oh hello, Hey.
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  Speaker 1: One of the cleaning people gave me your number. They
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  Speaker 1: said I could call it in case of an emergency.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening? What's going on? What's wrong? Well, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if anything is technically wrong, but I'm having issues
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  Speaker 1: with the contractor. He's giving me a lot of attitude. Wait, contractor,
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? You're gonna love this. So
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  Speaker 1: I went to yelp after I got here, and all
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  Speaker 1: these people recommended this guy named Gus. So I called
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  Speaker 1: Gus and he says he can come over that day,
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  Speaker 1: which is great. Wait, I'm sorry, what are you talking about? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: just listen, just listen. So Gus came over here, right
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  Speaker 1: to your airbnb, and I tell him the issues, and
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  Speaker 1: he says he can get to work the next morning.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like, sweet, wait, what work? What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Just listen. So first he shows up ten
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  Speaker 1: minutes late, and then he has the nerve to ask
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  Speaker 1: for payment in advance, and I tell him, no way, Gus,
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  Speaker 1: how about you take care of that kitchen wall and
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  Speaker 1: prove to me that you're a decent contractor. First wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. You
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  Speaker 1: hired a contractor to come over to my property. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: his name's Gus. Long story short, him and I went
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  Speaker 1: at it. He left your place and now it's a
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  Speaker 1: it's a wreck and there's drywall everywhere. Wait wait wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait wait, why why would you hire what did you
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  Speaker 1: hire a contractor for? Wait? You didn't get my email. No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get your email. I don't know what you
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  Speaker 1: hired somebody to do. You hired somebody to do something
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  Speaker 1: on my property. So okay, maybe I didn't tell you about.
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  Speaker 1: I stay in a lot of places, kind of a
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  Speaker 1: world traveler, and I noticed that you had a design
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  Speaker 1: flaw with your place I handled it. What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about design flaw? You somebody? And what has happened
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  Speaker 1: to my property? What is going on in my property? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know the wall between the kitchen and the dining room.
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  Speaker 1: We took that out. We took that out. And I
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  Speaker 1: swear to god, are you serious? You took out a
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  Speaker 1: wall in my property. Yeah, you're welcome. It made a
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  Speaker 1: world of difference. It looks so much better. An idiot,
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  Speaker 1: You can't just do it and for changing up people's properties.
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  Speaker 1: You can't go in and like move things around somebody's house.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Well, no, no, If you can't
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  Speaker 1: hey for this, you better pay for this to be
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  Speaker 1: completely cleaned up by the time you exit my property.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a second. You want me to pay for
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  Speaker 1: your kitchen room model? Oh you bet you're You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: pay for my kitchen room model. You gonna pay for everything.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna look exactly as it looks when you came
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  Speaker 1: into that property. I'm telling you it looks great right now.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's a little bit of a wreck. There's
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  Speaker 1: drivewall every it looks like. If it's not your property
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  Speaker 1: and it's not your decision, you're not allowed to go
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  Speaker 1: in there and just make decisions about somebody else's property.
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  Speaker 1: It's telling me you like that kitchen. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: are you blind? You're talking about my kitchen right now.
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  Speaker 1: You're the one who books this thing. The kitchen is awesome,
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  Speaker 1: It's immaculate. I did it myself. You did at yourself,
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  Speaker 1: no wonder. All right, I'm driving over there right now
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  Speaker 1: to that property. I'm gonna kick your whoa. I'll have
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  Speaker 1: you know that. I've stayed at airbnb's all over the world,
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  Speaker 1: and one time I remodeled George Clooney's Airbnb. I remodeled
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  Speaker 1: his living root. Get it. Where you've been and what
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  Speaker 1: I believe you about George Clooney Gott What is your problem? Man?
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  Speaker 1: I put a beautiful Roman fountain in his living room
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  Speaker 1: and he loved it. And I was going to do
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  Speaker 1: the same for years. I was going to do the
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  Speaker 1: same for years. But now with this attitude, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: doing it. Listen, man, I don't know where you get
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  Speaker 1: off of this kind of behavior. If you're going to
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  Speaker 1: jail or something, I Needually, I'd rather be in jail
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  Speaker 1: than have to spend another minute in this kitchen. I've
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  Speaker 1: been to jail before. Trust me, I've been shanked in
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  Speaker 1: nicer rooms than this. You know, a man, go to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what you're talking about. You probably live
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  Speaker 1: in a little place. You probably went to jail for
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  Speaker 1: being a little well maybe I did, but I'm not
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  Speaker 1: your time. Your friend Matt's what Yeah? What? Yeah? Your
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  Speaker 1: friend Matt? Wait? Wait, what are you talking about? Matt?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Yeah? This is actually jewel
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  Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Your friend Matt set you up? Wall
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  Speaker 1: you a minute? What is this another one of your life?
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  Speaker 1: Everything you say it's garbage, man, No, this is the truth.
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  Speaker 1: It's a joke. He told me that you do Airbnb
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  Speaker 1: and you're always nervous that somebody's gonna trash your place,
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  Speaker 1: and he wanted me to prank you. Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: My heart is gonna explode out of my chest. Do
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  Speaker 1: you think your heart's gonna explode? Now? Wait till you
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  Speaker 1: see your new kitchen.