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Phone Tap: Hotel Silent Service · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband,
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  Speaker 1: who's currently away on a business trip, and she told
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  Speaker 1: us the name of his hotel, his room number, his
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  Speaker 1: sleeping habits, and some of the things that he likes
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  Speaker 1: to take along with him, all to help us mess
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  Speaker 1: with him with a brand new service that we're rolling out.
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  Speaker 1: It involves an over eager housekeeping staff member named Tito,
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  Speaker 1: and that's coming up in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi is this mister link?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? It was this.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Hi, this is housekeeping. My name's Tito.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: You're waking up?
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  Speaker 3: Or yeah? What do you want?
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to make sure you were pleased with
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  Speaker 2: the service from earlier today.
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  Speaker 3: What what service?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you didn't even realize it. That's a good thing.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking you? Will you talk about you?
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  Speaker 2: Here's what we're doing. It's something new at the hotel
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  Speaker 2: called Silent service.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's where we sneak into your room at night,
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  Speaker 2: well the guest is sleeping, and then we clean up
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  Speaker 2: around you.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about while you're sleeping? What are
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  Speaker 3: you talking about you? What time were you in my room.
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  Speaker 2: Oh four am? Maybe three, I don't know four.
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  Speaker 4: What gives you the right to be in my god
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  Speaker 4: room at four am?
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  Speaker 3: Titokay?
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, grumpy, Wumpy. I know we're just waking up.
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  Speaker 2: But this is a good thing, Okay. I don't you
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  Speaker 2: get an extra three hundred Hotel points if we clean
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  Speaker 2: while you're unconscious.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care how many points I get for you
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  Speaker 4: to You don't have the right to come in here
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  Speaker 4: and invade.
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  Speaker 3: My fricking privacy.
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  Speaker 2: Some say it's invasive, but we call it elite hospitality.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, it's extremely invasive, is it, though?
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  Speaker 2: Because you didn't even realize I was in there? And
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  Speaker 2: shouldn't you be happy that everything is clean?
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  Speaker 3: For you? The thing is clean.
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  Speaker 4: You came into my room while I was sleeping.
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  Speaker 2: It well, you didn't seem to mind when I was
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  Speaker 2: adjusting your bed covers in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 2: That reminds me. I did notice your toe was twitching.
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  Speaker 2: They were waving at me. Oh my god, your little
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  Speaker 2: little five finger Hello there. Your tots are very friendly.
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  Speaker 4: You shouldn't be looking at you shouldn't be in my
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  Speaker 4: room and dating my privacy and looking at my toes.
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  Speaker 4: I shouldn't be in here at all.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about covering them, but I can only
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  Speaker 2: do that tonight if I get your permission. Right now.
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  Speaker 4: Don't touch any guests. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm noting that. Do not touch sleeping guests or their toes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, but fluffing pillows is still okay. I
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  Speaker 2: did that, by the way. What And I think it
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  Speaker 2: helped because you rolled over after I did. Are you
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  Speaker 2: a side sleeper?
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  Speaker 4: You were that close to my head while I was sleeping.
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  Speaker 4: I am taking down notes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, if you do talk to him, please do not
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  Speaker 2: mention I used your shower because I spilled a little
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  Speaker 2: bleach on myself while I was cleaning.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't give my permission for any of this.
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  Speaker 3: None of this was mentioned to me.
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  Speaker 2: You know something I did notice? This could put you
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  Speaker 2: in a good mood. I love how you tuck your
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  Speaker 2: socks into your shoes and do the same. We're two insies.
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  Speaker 2: I noticed on the corner of the room your socks
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  Speaker 2: tucked in my.
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  Speaker 4: Where to god if you touched my feet?
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  Speaker 3: I swore no, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Touch your feet, just your socks. I'm not a weird o.
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  Speaker 2: I also washed your toothbrush for you. Yes, I did,
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  Speaker 2: and I gotta say the bristles are very soft.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, maid service is supposed to touch my toothbrush. Actually,
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  Speaker 4: I know that is against the law.
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  Speaker 2: You know, speaking of toothbrushes. It just came to me,
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  Speaker 2: would you like me to leave a breath mint for
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  Speaker 2: you in the morning instead of the chocolate mint. I
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  Speaker 2: don't what I smelled. You need it right, I mean
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  Speaker 2: I can almost smell it through the phone right now,
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  Speaker 2: so I.
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  Speaker 4: Cannot believe you came close to my face.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's all my notes. It does sound
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  Speaker 2: like there's still a little bit a pushback on your end.
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  Speaker 4: You are going to get fired.
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  Speaker 3: I look it up.
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  Speaker 4: There is nothing called silent service on your web page.
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  Speaker 2: That's because it's not listed on the hotel site. You're
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  Speaker 2: gonna have to go to the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, click the drop down tab
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  Speaker 2: and then it select prank phone calls and now we're here.
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  Speaker 4: Hello wait, hi, what what.
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  Speaker 2: What I mean is my name is jose for Brook
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning and we're doing a phone
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  Speaker 2: tap on you. We got you.
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  Speaker 3: I am so tired. Why did you?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning? I hear you're at a hotel right now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I actually know that because your wife cat set you up.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, tell us.
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  Speaker 2: You're on a business trip, but she wanted us to
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  Speaker 2: mess with you.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe.
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  Speaker 2: She said you would totally freak out if she thought
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  Speaker 2: anybody was like in your room in the middle.
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  Speaker 4: Of the night.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: I would have been happy to have somebody cleaning around me,
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  Speaker 2: maybe cuddling me, maybe kissing me on the forehead. That's
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  Speaker 2: a lead service. Uh and you deserve that, don't you,
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  Speaker 2: mister link.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning