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Phone Tap: Doorbell Roulette · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Today we call a guy who ordered a door bell online.
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  Speaker 2: He spent an entire Saturday afternoon installing it, follow the
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  Speaker 2: directions to the T. Yeah, and guess what, it doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's not his font.
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  Speaker 2: So he sent a message to customer service, and thankfully
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  Speaker 2: his neighbor told us that he did that. That way
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  Speaker 2: we can call him and offer some helpful but snarky
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  Speaker 2: advice in your phone. Tap right now another Hello, Hi, Nick,
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  Speaker 2: this is Nick. Hey, I'm calling from Hardware Customer care Center.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: We got your message about an issue that you're having
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  Speaker 2: with your doorbell.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I ordered it online and I followed the directions to
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  Speaker 4: a T and it's just it doesn't work. You pressed
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  Speaker 4: the button and nothing happened. I went online and filled
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  Speaker 4: out the form. I tried to get help from like
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  Speaker 4: the chatbot, but that couldn't help me at all.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, yeah, I get it. Everybody has problems, So
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  Speaker 2: what now this is my problem?
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me? Like not everybody has problems.
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  Speaker 4: I don't expect when I buy something and I follow
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  Speaker 4: the directions and do it the way it's supposed to be,
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  Speaker 4: that I'm going to have a problem with it.
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  Speaker 2: So I get it. You're just like the forty fifth
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  Speaker 2: person I've had to help with a door bell today.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, that's your job.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, great, No, tell me my job now.
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  Speaker 4: Hang on, listen to me for a second. I appreciate
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  Speaker 4: you calling. I want to work through this together. I
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  Speaker 4: don't in any way want this to be contentious. Can
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  Speaker 4: you approach it from a service standpoint?
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  Speaker 2: Looking at the model that you purchased? It is currently
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  Speaker 2: sold out?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so let's figure out to fix the.
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  Speaker 2: Model that I may have purchased the final three just
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  Speaker 2: so that people would stop calling about it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what what did you.
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  Speaker 2: Just say, don't worry about I'm just saying we don't
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  Speaker 2: have that model anymore.
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  Speaker 4: No, you just said, you guys are having a problem
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  Speaker 4: with this particular model. So you guys bought out the
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  Speaker 4: last three?
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  Speaker 3: No, one full well shipping it to me. There's a
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  Speaker 3: problem with the model.
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  Speaker 2: You probably just installed it wrong.
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  Speaker 3: It's not because I installed it wrong.
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  Speaker 4: You already told me that these doorbells don't work, that
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  Speaker 4: they're defective, and then you guys purchased out the last
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  Speaker 4: of the stocks so you didn't run into it again.
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  Speaker 2: I never said that you did too. You said those words, okay,
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  Speaker 2: well you weren't supposed to hear that.
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  Speaker 3: You sent them out loud. What is wrong?
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  Speaker 4: How do you think I'm not going to hear you
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  Speaker 4: when you're talking into the phone and you said those
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  Speaker 4: words out loud to me.
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  Speaker 2: And all the time that you've spent complaining to me,
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  Speaker 2: I installed ten of those doorbells with no issue. Listen
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  Speaker 2: to that work.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, wait, you're getting a little bit too big for
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  Speaker 4: your bridges. I don't know who you are exactly, what
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  Speaker 4: part of the you're calling me from?
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  Speaker 2: Who calls it britches? What part of the country are
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  Speaker 2: you calling you?
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  Speaker 3: You're getting too big for your britches, And I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to tolerate that.
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  Speaker 2: Like if you want see it. Look, okay, I just
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  Speaker 2: installed another doorbell, not that all, did you hear it.
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  Speaker 2: You hear it going off, and it sounds perfect right, it's.
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  Speaker 4: A sound effect you're playing off your phone. Man, you
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  Speaker 4: didn't install in the doorbell. I bought a doorbell some
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  Speaker 4: use it doesn't work, and all I did.
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  Speaker 2: Was ask for I'm at the hardware store right now.
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  Speaker 4: You are not at the hardware store. You're in a
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  Speaker 4: customer service center with all the other losers that can't
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  Speaker 4: get a job doing anything else other than answer and
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  Speaker 4: phone because it's the easiest job in the world.
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  Speaker 3: All you have to do is land.
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  Speaker 2: There's my fourth doorbell that I've installed.
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  Speaker 4: All you have to do is listen and be compassionate.
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  Speaker 2: I think I have the perfect doorbell for you. Let
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  Speaker 2: me just press the button. It seems to fit your personality.
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  Speaker 3: I will give you.
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  Speaker 4: I will give you my addresser, You give me your address,
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  Speaker 4: and I will meet you somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear the doorbell sound that I just played
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  Speaker 2: for you? You let me press it again?
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  Speaker 3: Are you shushing me?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: That's the doorbell sent on it that It doesn't sound
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  Speaker 4: like a doorbell at all.
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  Speaker 2: See that's a nuts that's a combo doorbell.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of idiot are you.
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  Speaker 2: That one's for people who are talking about in.
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  Speaker 4: All seriousness, did you walk into work today and decide
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  Speaker 4: that you wanted to get fired because I'm not going
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  Speaker 4: to put up with this from you at all.
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  Speaker 2: That was funny. That was really good. Actually, you're kind
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  Speaker 2: of a comedian.
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  Speaker 3: How about I re erase your face?
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  Speaker 4: How funny is that?
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  Speaker 2: That was hilarious. He's here all night. Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure to tip your waitress and try the veal
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  Speaker 2: and also buy a doorbell.
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  Speaker 3: I know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how you're doing it, but it's not funny.
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  Speaker 4: It's really stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 4: You are by far the worst customer service represented I
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  Speaker 4: have ever talked to you before.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's time for me to go.
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  Speaker 3: Where is the he's gonna go?
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  Speaker 2: Before I hang up on your and never talk to
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  Speaker 2: you again. I do need to let you know that
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  Speaker 2: your neighbor Brian says what's up and that you've been
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  Speaker 2: pranked on the radio remakes.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, you're not making any sense and the sounds you're
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  Speaker 4: playing all.
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  Speaker 2: Because my name is actually jeff from brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the morning. This is a phone tap, dude, No way,
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  Speaker 2: your neighbor Brian helped me because he said that you
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  Speaker 2: tube been pulling pranks on each other for the last
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  Speaker 2: fifteen years as next door neighbors, so now he's getting
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  Speaker 2: back at you.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you you were good at being an ass. I'll
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  Speaker 3: give you that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you know what I've heard enough the week.
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  Speaker 4: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,