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Phone Tap: Trickle Down Trick or Treat · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another Halloween phone.
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  Speaker 2: Did retire?
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  Speaker 3: You just did?
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  Speaker 2: There?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't ask for someone else to do everything. Scary.
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  Speaker 1: Today we call a woman who was set up by
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  Speaker 1: one of her neighbors. The Brook was just scared, that
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  Speaker 1: was why. But this woman was set up by one
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  Speaker 1: of her neighbors. All she was told before this is
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  Speaker 1: that there's a new lady who just moved in that
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  Speaker 1: wants to connect with her. So she is expecting a
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  Speaker 1: phone call, but she's not expecting the weird favor that
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  Speaker 1: Brook is about to ask her to do. Here we
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  Speaker 1: go on Halloween night. It's very scary. You're gonna hear
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  Speaker 1: your phone.
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  Speaker 2: I'm shaking my head, shaking.
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  Speaker 1: Her head in fear. Phone tap coming up.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's another.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Is this Hannah, Yes, it's Hime this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, we haven't officially met, but my name's Trina
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  Speaker 2: and I live around the block from you. Nancy gave
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  Speaker 2: me your number.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, welcome to the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: Thank How can I help you? Well, very nice to
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  Speaker 2: meet you, and you know, I just wanted to call because,
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  Speaker 2: as you know, Halloween is coming up.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm very excited.
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  Speaker 2: I've just heard that the neighborhood really goes all out
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  Speaker 2: for the kids with the trick or trading and decorations
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  Speaker 2: and everything.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the kids really love it here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's great because I have two kids and I know
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  Speaker 2: perfect yes exactly, I know they're going to be coming
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  Speaker 2: by your house that night, and that's why I'm calling.
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  Speaker 2: I was hoping you could do me a little favor.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sure, not a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, great. Well, when we stop by, I want you
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  Speaker 2: to give our older son Cody more candy than our
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  Speaker 2: daughter Abigail.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, does Abigail have a health problem? No?
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  Speaker 2: No, I think it's just important that you're giving out
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  Speaker 2: multiple pieces to Cody. Okay, like make it real obvious
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  Speaker 2: that Cody gets like, let's say, four pieces, and then
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  Speaker 2: ab Gail gets one.
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  Speaker 3: We kind of do like the really big candy bars.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm not exactly sure how that's gonna work. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: are you sure I can't just give them each one? No?
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  Speaker 2: No, we definitely need Cody to have more, else the
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  Speaker 2: whole lesson will be blown.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, it's a parenting a lesson thing.
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  Speaker 2: Get me. I love that we love to use real
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  Speaker 2: experiences as teaching tools in our family.
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  Speaker 3: You know for the kids, what exactly is the lesson?
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  Speaker 2: Well, my husband and I were the co CEOs of
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  Speaker 2: our family and we just thought it would be a
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  Speaker 2: great opportunity to teach the little ones about trickle down economics. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: let me let me walk you through it. Okay, Cody
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  Speaker 2: will come back with the most candy. Then at the
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  Speaker 2: end of the night, my husband and I we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: take most of it like a tax.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you know that we all.
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  Speaker 2: Have to pay. And then when we take like most
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  Speaker 2: of his, you know, i'd say like eighty five ninety percent,
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  Speaker 2: then Cody will get paid with the rest, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and then the trickle down to the daughter. From there,
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  Speaker 2: she'll get less even.
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  Speaker 3: Are you Are you joking right now?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, And just so you know, Cody will be
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  Speaker 2: dressed as Colonel Sanders from KFC, and then our little
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  Speaker 2: Abigail is going as Kim k Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so this is a joke, got it?
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  Speaker 2: No, don't. I don't know why you keep saying that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm saying it because I'm not going to intentionally
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  Speaker 3: give your daughter less candy. I mean, that's just means
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  Speaker 3: to do. How am I supposed to be seen as
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  Speaker 3: like a friendly neighbor to her.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's really mean?
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  Speaker 3: What the real world? Yeah, but these are kids. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you only gets to be a kid one exactly.
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  Speaker 2: It's the only time you get to learn this without
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  Speaker 2: it hurting. You know, Abigail's got to get used to
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  Speaker 2: making less. Not only is she the youngest one in
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  Speaker 2: the company gender pay gap. You know we're not going
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  Speaker 2: to fix that by the time Abigail enters the workforce, now,
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  Speaker 2: are we.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I'm not here to tell you how to parent
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  Speaker 3: your children, but I think you're taking this way too far.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I appreciate you keeping your opinions to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: And if you can't do that, why don't you take
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  Speaker 2: a king sized Snickers bar and shove it in your
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  Speaker 2: mouth hole?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, are you threatening me?
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  Speaker 2: You're quick? Wow.
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  Speaker 3: You come over into my neighborhood and you're telling me
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  Speaker 3: how to run my house and my Halloween candy.
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  Speaker 2: And you're telling me how to mother my children. What
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  Speaker 2: are you gonna tell me next? That the Kim k
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  Speaker 2: costume is not appropriate for a nine year old.
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  Speaker 3: It's absolutely not appropriate for a nine year old. What
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  Speaker 3: are you gonna do? Give her juvederm next?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you know the fancy word for botox. Good for you, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: And I can already tell what kind of parents you are.
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  Speaker 2: Oh did that little Girl Kardashian costume offend you?
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  Speaker 3: Honey?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can book you a therapy appointment.
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  Speaker 3: I am not some snowflake. I'm just saying, don't rope
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  Speaker 3: the rest of the neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, your kid's gonna show up at my door and
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  Speaker 2: start crying when I give Little Johnny Moore candy than
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  Speaker 2: Little Tina or whatever the hell.
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  Speaker 3: You name them. My kids are never coming to your
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  Speaker 3: house when I find out exactly where.
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  Speaker 2: You live crying, that's me crying.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so sad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sad about that at all.
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  Speaker 3: You sound like a kid in this family. How about
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  Speaker 3: you grow the up?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, trick or traait? What pick trick? Because this is
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  Speaker 2: actually Brooke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you your neighbor?
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  Speaker 2: Nancy set you up. She said, Halloween in your neighborhood
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  Speaker 2: is just going to be crazy this year, and she
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  Speaker 2: wanted to play a joke on you.
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  Speaker 3: So trick, Oh, I listen to your show all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I should have known your voice. I can't believe.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I hope I don't sound like that on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: My gosh, I.
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  Speaker 3: Was over here, like, who is this whack job that
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  Speaker 3: just moved into my neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: It's just putting the trick into trickle down economics, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Genuinely?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wake up every morning with foot tabs weekday mornings
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  Speaker 2: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning