Latest / Top Five / do you put it in your mouth first?
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Go episode 56 of the top five podcast. I am
- 0:05Speaker 1: Kaylin sitting across from my co-host Jason Brown.
- 0:08Speaker 2: Hello.
- 0:09Speaker 1: Hello.
- 0:09Speaker 3: Each week we pick five things that we love.
- 0:13Speaker 1: And then one thing that made us cry, crash out
- 0:15Speaker 1: or that we hate. We talk shit in between.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Yes.
- 0:19Speaker 1: And we got to start out with my favorite segment, personally,
- 0:22Speaker 1: which is Where the Hell Are They Listening? Because, well,
- 0:25Speaker 1: last week we could not, and we can explain why
- 0:27Speaker 1: we could not record last week. It was kind of
- 0:30Speaker 1: hell week last week.
- 0:32Speaker 4: We tend to have a lot of those.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Yeah, we do everything everywhere all at once, or whatever
- 0:36Speaker 1: that movie's called.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Up.
- 0:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 0:39Speaker 4: No, but....
- 0:41Speaker 1: No that's a movie right it is a movie but
- 0:43Speaker 1: there's i think there was a movie that won like
- 0:45Speaker 1: oscars that or was up.
- 0:47Speaker 4: For it was like an artsy movie everything everywhere it
- 0:49Speaker 4: ends with all.
- 0:49Speaker 1: At once no okay hold on i don't think it's
- 0:54Speaker 1: a fight hold on everything everywhere yeah okay it's yes
- 1:00Speaker 1: everything everywhere all at once is a 2022 action sci-fi
- 1:04Speaker 1: thriller also.
- 1:04Speaker 4: I feel like matt damon is there in.
- 1:07Speaker 1: It So Michelle Yeoh is in it. Oh, Jamie Lee
- 1:13Speaker 1: Curtis is in it. Oh, okay.
- 1:17Speaker 4: Not a hermaphrodite, even though I spent most of my
- 1:20Speaker 4: life thinking she was, thanks to the internet.
- 1:23Speaker 1: Do you want to explain that? Because last week you
- 1:26Speaker 1: tried to.
- 1:26Speaker 3: Tell me she was a hermaphrodite.
- 1:27Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was told by the internet that she
- 1:30Speaker 4: was a hermaphrodite.
- 1:32Speaker 1: And what's a hermaphrodite? Like you have both?
- 1:34Speaker 4: You have a pee-pee and a V.
- 1:36Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:37Speaker 3: And that's just you're born like that.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:39Speaker 1: You didn't want that.
- 1:40Speaker 4: And no, I didn't want that.
- 1:42Speaker 5: I didn't mean you personally.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Do you want a vagina and a pee-pee? Do you
- 1:50Speaker 1: want a vagina?
- 1:51Speaker 4: I mean, maybe. Just because I'd like to see, you know.
- 1:55Speaker 1: What it's like.
- 1:56Speaker 4: What it could do.
- 1:57Speaker 5: When I was younger, I kind of wanted a vagina.
- 2:01Speaker 5: Just to like. see you know but now like i'm
- 2:05Speaker 5: gay but i don't want to be a woman does
- 2:08Speaker 5: that make sense.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Man i just asked how you were no i'm kidding
- 2:15Speaker 1: uh yeah i mean so you wanted like did you
- 2:18Speaker 1: want you thought you wanted a like a permanent vagina
- 2:21Speaker 1: when you were little or yeah okay so you thought
- 2:24Speaker 1: you wanted to be a girl when you were little
- 2:25Speaker 1: but Do you think maybe you were just gay and
- 2:28Speaker 1: you just didn't realize it?
- 2:28Speaker 4: I think so, yeah. Because I think I associated it with, oh,
- 2:31Speaker 4: I like boys.
- 2:31Speaker 1: Or are you trans? Are you coming out as trans?
- 2:33Speaker 4: No, I'm not trans.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Transformer.
- 2:35Speaker 4: Because I don't want to be a woman.
- 2:38Speaker 1: Anymore.
- 2:39Speaker 6: Anymore.
- 2:39Speaker 1: No. But you used to think.
- 2:41Speaker 4: But I think maybe because I was like, oh, I
- 2:42Speaker 4: like boys that I need to be a girl.
- 2:44Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.
- 2:45Speaker 4: But now I realize that I am a man and
- 2:46Speaker 4: I can like men. You can like boys.
- 2:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:49Speaker 4: I can lay with a man.
- 2:50Speaker 1: You can. Yes.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Yes.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Despite who's trying to stop it. You lie with a man.
- 2:55Speaker 4: Yes.
- 2:56Speaker 1: How old were you when you thought you wanted a vagina?
- 2:59Speaker 4: Like in grade school, I think. Okay. Yeah.
- 3:02Speaker 1: Okay. I don't think I want.
- 3:05Speaker 4: Did you ever want to be a boy?
- 3:06Speaker 2: Yes.
- 3:07Speaker 1: My whole life. I was such a tomboy. And I
- 3:09Speaker 1: was like, I'm a boy. But I don't think I
- 3:13Speaker 1: would want a penis. Like I don't want something. Like
- 3:17Speaker 1: when you guys are hot, the thought of it like
- 3:19Speaker 1: sticking on the side of your leg is makes me
- 3:22Speaker 1: like oh yeah it's the worst.
- 3:24Speaker 3: Like i don't know how i would choose what side
- 3:25Speaker 3: to put.
- 3:26Speaker 5: It on that's why you see us doing the shuffle
- 3:27Speaker 5: to try to unstick it but then when it unsticks
- 3:30Speaker 5: it feels really good i.
- 3:32Speaker 1: Just something's free and fresh i mean it sucks to
- 3:36Speaker 1: have a vagina too sometimes but yeah.
- 3:38Speaker 4: You guys have to deal with the pain and the
- 3:39Speaker 4: blood and the and all that.
- 3:44Speaker 1: You want to hear where they're listening Okay, well, last
- 3:49Speaker 1: week we didn't record, so we did lose some listeners.
- 3:52Speaker 4: So I wanted to be a girl.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Jason's coming out. Oh, and he heard on the internet
- 3:59Speaker 1: that she was hermaphrodite, and she's not, even though he's
- 4:02Speaker 1: spreading that.
- 4:02Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, she's not a hermaphrodite.
- 4:03Speaker 5: I don't know where that came from, but I definitely
- 4:06Speaker 5: am guilty of spreading it.
- 4:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:08Speaker 1: I want to.
- 4:09Speaker 5: Publicly apologize to Jamie Lynn. No, Jamie Lynn.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Jamie Lynn Sigler is an actress as well.
- 4:17Speaker 4: I will never apologize to Jamie Lynn Spears.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Oh, you were going to say Spears.
- 4:23Speaker 4: I want to make that very clear.
- 4:25Speaker 1: You don't have any sort of like Empathy for her
- 4:30Speaker 1: growing up in that fucking chaos.
- 4:31Speaker 2: Oh, I did.
- 4:32Speaker 5: And for a while, I was a fan. There was
- 4:34Speaker 5: one year that one of her songs was one of
- 4:38Speaker 5: my top streamed songs of the whole year.
- 4:40Speaker 3: I'm not going that far. But, like, as, like, the
- 4:42Speaker 3: little sibling.
- 4:43Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 4:43Speaker 5: I'm sure.
- 4:44Speaker 4: And the household was, like, super chaotic.
- 4:47Speaker 1: Right.
- 4:47Speaker 5: So, yes, I do feel bad. However, now I feel
- 4:51Speaker 5: like she could stop. And I feel like she won't.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Okay.
- 4:56Speaker 4: I feel like she's still.
- 4:57Speaker 1: What is she doing? I just feel like she's... I
- 4:59Speaker 1: know Brittany yelled at her this week, but do we
- 5:01Speaker 1: know if she's done anything?
- 5:03Speaker 3: Because Brittany yells at a lot of people.
- 5:05Speaker 4: Yes, I only listen to what Brittany says. And I
- 5:07Speaker 4: think when.
- 5:08Speaker 1: I will find a new family.
- 5:09Speaker 5: Period. I mean, any public opportunity she gets to have
- 5:13Speaker 5: some association with Brittany, she will do it.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Like.
- 5:18Speaker 5: That time when Britney was being honored at the Disney
- 5:20Speaker 5: Awards and then Jamie Lynn just, like, popped up singing
- 5:22Speaker 5: her song and Britney was like, what the fuck is this?
- 5:25Speaker 4: You could just tell in her face, like, what the
- 5:26Speaker 4: fuck is this?
- 5:26Speaker 1: Well, because she probably has, like, what is it, glass
- 5:28Speaker 1: child syndrome or whatever? Like, she had no attention. Like,
- 5:31Speaker 1: that'd probably be me. Like, hello? Your sisters were Britney Spears.
- 5:36Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, but there are a lot of, like, siblings.
- 5:40Speaker 5: There are a lot of annoying siblings of pop stars, though. Like,
- 5:43Speaker 5: Frankie Grande.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Okay.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Does he annoy you?
- 5:46Speaker 2: Yes.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Why? So annoying.
- 5:48Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 5:49Speaker 1: Damn. It'd be your own people.
- 5:50Speaker 4: I feel like he doesn't need to do all that.
- 5:52Speaker 4: You know? He does a lot.
- 5:54Speaker 1: What is he doing?
- 5:55Speaker 5: What are these people doing to you? He's always, like,
- 5:57Speaker 5: naked and sparkly and, like, running around. Like, you don't
- 6:00Speaker 5: need to do all that.
- 6:01Speaker 1: You don't want men to be naked.
- 6:03Speaker 4: You could just be, like, normal. Like, you don't need
- 6:07Speaker 4: to do all that.
- 6:10Speaker 5: And maybe you uncovered something that, like, the younger sibling
- 6:14Speaker 5: of a really famous person they tend to do things
- 6:17Speaker 5: that are like crazy to get attention look at.
- 6:21Speaker 1: Fucking patrick mahomes brother oh god like jackson jackson is.
- 6:27Speaker 4: He allowed to go to football games anymore i.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Hope not i don't i don't think he should go
- 6:30Speaker 1: to bars football games i think that we should ban
- 6:33Speaker 1: his wife too because she's talking about she's annoying yeah
- 6:35Speaker 1: yeah anyways um where are.
- 6:38Speaker 4: They listening Stop sidetracking me.
- 6:41Speaker 1: I don't know. Honestly, fuck it. Do you know? I
- 6:45Speaker 1: don't know.
- 6:45Speaker 4: I know I love this segment.
- 6:47Speaker 1: I don't think you love any part of this podcast.
- 6:50Speaker 4: I'm having a great time.
- 6:51Speaker 1: A week that we did not record, we did lose
- 6:54Speaker 1: some listeners in the U.S., unfortunately.
- 6:56Speaker 3: But we had five in Germany.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Oh.
- 6:59Speaker 3: Four in Japan. So I say, I don't know.
- 7:01Speaker 2: Hello.
- 7:03Speaker 3: Four in Japan.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Two in France.
- 7:05Speaker 3: We'll meet you up. Yes, two in France.
- 7:08Speaker 1: And then the week before, it was poppin'. Shout out
- 7:11Speaker 1: to my former boss, Rachel, who was on there.
- 7:15Speaker 3: It was pretty poppin'. The streets were listening.
- 7:17Speaker 1: A lot in the U.S.
- 7:19Speaker 3: Six in Japan.
- 7:19Speaker 7: Whoa.
- 7:21Speaker 3: Two in Mexico.
- 7:22Speaker 1: And we did lose our listener in Austria. And it
- 7:26Speaker 1: says minus one.
- 7:27Speaker 4: Maybe they moved to another country.
- 7:30Speaker 6: For sure.
- 7:30Speaker 4: Maybe they picked them up somewhere else. For sure. Maybe
- 7:31Speaker 4: they moved to Germany.
- 7:32Speaker 1: But, like, what's everyone doing, like... Japan, why are you listening? Like,
- 7:37Speaker 1: what are you listening to the week that we don't
- 7:40Speaker 1: drop it? Like, why is everyone doing it in Japan?
- 7:44Speaker 5: If you're in Japan, tell us in the comments what
- 7:47Speaker 5: you're doing in Japan.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Why are you listening to this? Hello, Japan. Good morning.
- 7:54Speaker 1: Why are you here?
- 7:55Speaker 3: What do you like about us?
- 7:57Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're in Japan.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Tell us why you're listening.
- 8:01Speaker 4: Tell us why. you why you're doing this to yourself.
- 8:07Speaker 1: And French the French hate us so I don't know
- 8:09Speaker 1: what they're doing maybe they're hate listening anyways um first
- 8:12Speaker 1: of all I want to ask if you're okay okay
- 8:18Speaker 1: if you're feeling okay because Or do you feel bad
- 8:21Speaker 1: for something? Because I don't know what's going on with you,
- 8:25Speaker 1: but all of a sudden you're liking all my Instagrams,
- 8:28Speaker 1: which you've never done in our entire nine-year friendship. And
- 8:33Speaker 1: explicitly I say, like, oh, you couldn't like that. And
- 8:35Speaker 1: you're like, I don't like stuff on Instagram.
- 8:37Speaker 4: Yeah. I, yeah, I didn't.
- 8:39Speaker 6: Right.
- 8:39Speaker 1: And now all of a sudden you're locked in and
- 8:41Speaker 1: you're liking like every post and I don't know what's
- 8:44Speaker 1: going on. You also gave me a compliment the other day,
- 8:47Speaker 1: which I, I don't know. So did you do something
- 8:49Speaker 1: and you feel bad?
- 8:51Speaker 4: No, I did. What did I, what compliment?
- 8:54Speaker 1: I know, I know. It's, I know. You're like, I probably,
- 8:56Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like me and you're right. It doesn't.
- 8:59Speaker 3: But, and somebody else- Somebody else had to initiate the.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Compliment, but then Paulina said that she liked my Halloween costume,
- 9:07Speaker 1: and then I got a, yeah, girl, you did that.
- 9:11Speaker 3: I've never done that for you, girl. Girl, you did that.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Are you feeling guilty?
- 9:19Speaker 4: No, I don't think I'm feeling guilty.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Why are you locked in on this friendship all of
- 9:25Speaker 1: a sudden? You've been absent.
- 9:27Speaker 3: Like, why do you care? Like, it's making me feel weird.
- 9:29Speaker 1: What did you do?
- 9:30Speaker 3: You did something behind my back.
- 9:32Speaker 1: No.
- 9:33Speaker 4: No, I didn't. I don't know.
- 9:34Speaker 1: You're guilty.
- 9:35Speaker 4: I am trying to like more things that I actually
- 9:37Speaker 4: like on Instagram. Like, so that.
- 9:40Speaker 5: Because my algorithm sucks. It's like shit that I don't
- 9:44Speaker 5: want or care because I follow everyone. So instead of
- 9:47Speaker 5: going around and following people, I'm like, okay, I'm going
- 9:48Speaker 5: to like people like more things that I want to see.
- 9:50Speaker 1: And that's me?
- 9:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 9:53Speaker 1: Really?
- 9:53Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to see your posts.
- 9:56Speaker 1: You do?
- 9:57Speaker 6: Yeah. Okay. What?
- 10:01Speaker 4: Okay.
- 10:01Speaker 1: You just woke up one day and decided I'm going
- 10:04Speaker 1: to start liking her posts.
- 10:05Speaker 4: Yeah. And I want to be a better friend.
- 10:08Speaker 1: Okay.
- 10:09Speaker 4: So I'm trying. I'm trying. So this year really kicked
- 10:12Speaker 4: my ass. Okay.
- 10:13Speaker 5: And I don't mean to get all dramatic about it.
- 10:15Speaker 5: But this year sucked. And so I'm trying to like
- 10:19Speaker 5: especially because we're back in reggaeton, I'm really trying to
- 10:24Speaker 5: be positive, be happy, be a better person to others,
- 10:29Speaker 5: and not outward point my inner turmoil.
- 10:33Speaker 4: If that makes sense. That's what my therapist said.
- 10:37Speaker 1: Oh, he thought you were taking your turmoil and outward
- 10:40Speaker 1: pointing it?
- 10:41Speaker 5: He's like, you have a lot going on internally, and
- 10:44Speaker 5: that's manifesting itself in how.
- 10:46Speaker 4: You treat others.
- 10:47Speaker 1: I just would like to hang out every now and
- 10:49Speaker 1: again honestly that's like all I really need from my
- 10:52Speaker 1: friends and if I call you like maybe call me
- 10:54Speaker 1: back or if I text you maybe text me back
- 10:56Speaker 1: okay alright noted yeah I just like could we do
- 10:59Speaker 1: something fun ever again.
- 11:01Speaker 5: Yeah do you want to go to a concert tonight what.
- 11:06Speaker 1: Is there a concert or are you just yeah what
- 11:10Speaker 1: what is going on with you what's the concert somber
- 11:14Speaker 1: you don't you literally said and I quote I'm not
- 11:16Speaker 1: sitting in the fucking.
- 11:17Speaker 4: 300s I just got tickets And I was going to
- 11:20Speaker 4: ask you after this pod. From our friend Josh.
- 11:25Speaker 3: You want to go to a concert on a weeknight.
- 11:28Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 11:28Speaker 4: I'm probably going to go to another one tomorrow.
- 11:32Speaker 1: But when I really needed you.
- 11:35Speaker 4: We're turning a new leaf.
- 11:40Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but you're freaking me out.
- 11:42Speaker 1: But all right. Also, remember how you said. Tuesdays are
- 11:48Speaker 1: a little crazy. So Wednesday is the new day that
- 11:50Speaker 1: we should record. OK, so then I said, are we
- 11:53Speaker 1: still recording today? And you said yes. And then about
- 11:57Speaker 1: an hour later, you said, I'm down to record. But
- 12:00Speaker 1: can you just do a top five and I can commentate?
- 12:02Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that.
- 12:07Speaker 1: I mean, we can do that, but like like we've
- 12:11Speaker 1: many a time come up with the top five right
- 12:13Speaker 1: before this podcast.
- 12:15Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I was really trying to, like, retroactively
- 12:17Speaker 5: think about things I like. And you came up with
- 12:20Speaker 5: some for me, and I appreciate you for that because
- 12:22Speaker 5: I didn't have any.
- 12:23Speaker 1: You have nothing that you like.
- 12:26Speaker 5: See, the problem is I need to, like, rearrange.
- 12:32Speaker 4: My life.
- 12:33Speaker 5: And I don't know what that means. Maybe I'm in, like,
- 12:37Speaker 5: an early midlife crisis.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Jason, you're in your 30s, honey. But... You're not going
- 12:43Speaker 1: to die in your 60s.
- 12:46Speaker 5: I don't have time to, I don't probably, okay, no,
- 12:50Speaker 5: I don't want to say I don't have time because
- 12:51Speaker 5: I have the same 24 hours in a day that
- 12:53Speaker 5: Beyonce has.
- 12:54Speaker 4: She doesn't like when people say that, by the way.
- 12:56Speaker 5: Okay, that Taylor Swift has. So, like, I know, and
- 12:59Speaker 5: she does, like.
- 13:00Speaker 1: She thinks it's unfair.
- 13:01Speaker 4: She does, like, miraculous things. So, like, I can.
- 13:04Speaker 1: She has a team and money.
- 13:06Speaker 5: I can, like, I don't prioritize anything that I like
- 13:13Speaker 5: to do.
- 13:14Speaker 4: Right.
- 13:15Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to help you with.
- 13:19Speaker 4: This isn't like I'm being a martyr.
- 13:21Speaker 5: I'm just saying I think I need to rethink how
- 13:25Speaker 5: I structure my day.
- 13:28Speaker 4: But I don't know what that looks like yet.
- 13:31Speaker 3: It looks like boundaries. Have you ever heard of that?
- 13:34Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Right.
- 13:35Speaker 4: Therapy.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Boundaries.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:37Speaker 1: It looks like teaching people how to treat you and
- 13:40Speaker 1: that they can't just expect you to do everything. All
- 13:44Speaker 1: the time at their beck and call.
- 13:46Speaker 5: But I feel like I've, in a way, done that because, like,
- 13:54Speaker 5: I go home early. I don't sit here all day, right,
- 13:59Speaker 5: waiting for people to need things. I go home and I, like,
- 14:01Speaker 5: work from home.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Yeah, because they know where to find you.
- 14:03Speaker 5: Right.
- 14:04Speaker 3: It doesn't matter if you're here or home.
- 14:05Speaker 1: Maybe that's the problem. Yeah.
- 14:07Speaker 4: Yeah. So I don't know.
- 14:08Speaker 5: Because in some ways I feel like I'm not on
- 14:10Speaker 5: top of my shit as much as I have been.
- 14:12Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
- 14:14Speaker 5: And so, like, I'm also, I don't know. I'm very much, like,
- 14:16Speaker 5: in a era of, like, I'm trying to do, like,
- 14:22Speaker 5: a reset almost.
- 14:24Speaker 4: You know? I don't know. This is getting very deep
- 14:26Speaker 4: and a lot about me. But, like.
- 14:28Speaker 3: I'm happy.
- 14:30Speaker 1: You came to pod for once in your life. You're trying. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
- 14:36Speaker 4: So I don't know.
- 14:37Speaker 5: No, like, but what I'm saying is like, Oh, like
- 14:38Speaker 5: some people are like, Oh, I'm going to go.
- 14:40Speaker 4: Or like, Oh, last night I.
- 14:41Speaker 5: Watched the, I watched three episodes of this and I
- 14:44Speaker 5: literally sit there and I'm like, how? Like, I don't
- 14:49Speaker 5: like the way, and I'm not trying to sound like
- 14:51Speaker 5: a martyr. So please don't tell like, I'm not whatever.
- 14:53Speaker 5: I truly think it's how I prioritize and structure my
- 14:56Speaker 5: day that I need to rethink. But I can't remember
- 14:58Speaker 5: the last time where I had three hours that I
- 15:01Speaker 5: wasn't sleeping, that I could like do something that I like,
- 15:05Speaker 5: sit on the couch and watch a show. Like, I
- 15:08Speaker 5: truly cannot even remember doing that.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, during the week, I don't have a
- 15:13Speaker 1: ton of time to watch. I mean, three episodes is
- 15:16Speaker 1: pretty crazy. I don't know.
- 15:18Speaker 3: What time people are going to bed.
- 15:20Speaker 4: Yeah, like, I also need to go say, like, last night,
- 15:22Speaker 4: I was falling asleep at 7.30. Yeah. You know, especially
- 15:26Speaker 4: now because it's dark.
- 15:28Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 15:28Speaker 4: But.
- 15:29Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 15:30Speaker 3: I feel like we got old there for a second, and.
- 15:35Speaker 1: I'm like, what am I to do these days? I'm
- 15:37Speaker 1: like in a new era too. And I'm just like
- 15:39Speaker 1: trying to say yes. And like, okay, yeah, you'll be really,
- 15:42Speaker 1: you'll hate yourself in the morning, but.
- 15:44Speaker 4: But you're going to go to Sombra.
- 15:46Speaker 1: Am I?
- 15:49Speaker 3: Is this because nobody else wants to go with you?
- 15:50Speaker 4: No, I just got the tickets. I haven't asked anyone.
- 15:53Speaker 4: I swear. I'm on TikTok live.
- 15:55Speaker 3: Do you guys hear how his voice is getting higher?
- 15:57Speaker 6: I swear.
- 15:58Speaker 4: I'm on TikTok live.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Is anyone in here?
- 16:02Speaker 4: Five people.
- 16:04Speaker 1: Who is it? Hello?
- 16:06Speaker 3: Tom, don't listen to the podcast.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:08Speaker 4: You like this. There's 54 more episodes.
- 16:12Speaker 5: Oh, Paulina.
- 16:12Speaker 6: Hey, girl.
- 16:13Speaker 4: What are you doing?
- 16:15Speaker 2: Paulina, get it.
- 16:15Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 16:15Speaker 4: She said, yes, I sure am. Yeah, she's in here.
- 16:17Speaker 1: She can come. I mean, she can come in.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:19Speaker 4: Do you have a top five?
- 16:21Speaker 1: Because Jason doesn't.
- 16:22Speaker 5: Right.
- 16:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:24Speaker 1: Okay.
- 16:25Speaker 3: That's good.
- 16:25Speaker 1: I think that's good.
- 16:28Speaker 5: I didn't mean this to be at my therapy session,
- 16:30Speaker 5: but I'm trying to give you a look into my psyche. Yeah, no, I'm...
- 16:34Speaker 5: She has her own podcast to record. Oh, my favorite podcast,
- 16:38Speaker 5: CEOs You Should Know.
- 16:39Speaker 3: Tell her to stop dragging us and me this week.
- 16:43Speaker 3: She's my bully this week.
- 16:45Speaker 4: You're a bully.
- 16:46Speaker 1: She's my bully. Okay, yeah.
- 16:48Speaker 3: I mean, I definitely think that's a good thing to do. I.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Know that you do have a lot of work because
- 16:58Speaker 1: you have multiple jobs here, but there's got to be
- 17:01Speaker 1: a better way because.
- 17:05Speaker 3: Working yourself dry.
- 17:07Speaker 1: And not doing a fun thing ever. Right. I don't
- 17:10Speaker 1: know if that's good.
- 17:12Speaker 4: Yeah. No, it probably won't end well.
- 17:15Speaker 1: So what's crazy is like, I don't know, like when
- 17:17Speaker 1: I was in Italy, the culture in terms of like
- 17:20Speaker 1: working yourself, like how it is here is, is so different.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Like people prioritize, like people go out and like they're,
- 17:29Speaker 1: they're not on their phones and they're not like working,
- 17:33Speaker 1: like restaurants closed during prime hours. So like, they're just don't,
- 17:36Speaker 1: I mean, there's more of an emphasis. They still work
- 17:39Speaker 1: and stuff, but like on, it's still important to like
- 17:43Speaker 1: go for a hike. Like I saw like Nona's at
- 17:45Speaker 1: like 90 going for a hike in nature or like go,
- 17:48Speaker 1: meet with friends.
- 17:48Speaker 3: It's just, it's very different.
- 17:50Speaker 5: I think that's like from the top down too, right?
- 17:52Speaker 5: It's probably just like a, obviously it's a cultural thing,
- 17:55Speaker 5: but like, I think we live in a society where
- 18:02Speaker 5: you need to get, we, these are the expectations of
- 18:05Speaker 5: you and we don't really care how you meet them,
- 18:08Speaker 5: but you have to meet them. And we don't care
- 18:10Speaker 5: if you're, you know, working your 16 hour days and
- 18:13Speaker 5: we don't care if it's too much for you to
- 18:14Speaker 5: handle or we don't care, whatever, like you need to do,
- 18:18Speaker 5: these things right within a day.
- 18:20Speaker 4: Right.
- 18:20Speaker 5: And it's probably gotta be like a switch of mind
- 18:23Speaker 5: frame from like a leadership standpoint to on that end
- 18:27Speaker 5: to be like, okay, well what is actually realistic, you know? And, um,
- 18:34Speaker 5: I would hope that if it's like a cultural thing
- 18:36Speaker 5: like that, where like rest and relaxation or not even that,
- 18:39Speaker 5: but like time away from work or the grind or
- 18:42Speaker 5: whatever is a priority, then I would, would hope that
- 18:46Speaker 5: that would like trickle down to like the employees as
- 18:49Speaker 5: well or just general people, you know?
- 18:51Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:52Speaker 1: Yeah. Which our boss is, is big on people taking
- 18:54Speaker 1: vacations and stuff. But I just, I don't know. I like,
- 18:59Speaker 1: like my work is a very big part of my identity.
- 19:02Speaker 1: It's like all I wanted and we pretty much are
- 19:05Speaker 1: in it all the time. But also a big part
- 19:08Speaker 1: of my identity is like, I want to be a
- 19:10Speaker 1: good friend. I want to be a good family member.
- 19:12Speaker 1: I want to, um, try new things, um, you know,
- 19:16Speaker 1: I don't know, have new experiences. So that's like also
- 19:20Speaker 1: something I try to prioritize, but it's, I mean, it's difficult.
- 19:22Speaker 1: And when in this business, people, things get thrown on us.
- 19:26Speaker 1: So last minute that it's really hard to, you know,
- 19:29Speaker 1: know what your day is going to look like or
- 19:31Speaker 1: what your schedule is going to look like. Um, and
- 19:33Speaker 1: you are so helpful and like, um, maybe it doesn't
- 19:36Speaker 1: look like saying no, but I don't know. I do
- 19:39Speaker 1: need to like decompress. Like when I get home from
- 19:42Speaker 1: like the show and then, you know, afterwards we record
- 19:44Speaker 1: stuff or commercials or whatever. I like need a minute
- 19:47Speaker 1: to like decompress because.
- 19:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Don't know. We had been going for, I mean, by
- 19:52Speaker 1: 1 p.m. we hit an eight-hour work day.
- 19:54Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:56Speaker 3: And talking.
- 19:56Speaker 4: That is crazy to think of.
- 19:58Speaker 1: Even for an extrovert is kind of a lot. So
- 20:01Speaker 1: I can't imagine the introverts. But, yeah. Okay. So now
- 20:04Speaker 1: you're back outside. Yeah.
- 20:06Speaker 4: We're going to try it.
- 20:07Speaker 5: Okay.
- 20:09Speaker 1: All right.
- 20:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Because two weeks ago you were like, I can't do
- 20:12Speaker 1: anything during the week.
- 20:13Speaker 4: I know.
- 20:13Speaker 3: Which, like, it does fucking suck.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Like, I'm not going to lie. Like, the next day
- 20:16Speaker 1: it hurts.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Sometimes you just got to, like, say fuck it.
- 20:19Speaker 1: That's what I, yeah, that's what I've been trying to say.
- 20:20Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 20:21Speaker 1: But, okay. All right.
- 20:23Speaker 3: Well, so do you now, do you have, well, I'm glad.
- 20:25Speaker 1: I'm happy that you're trying because I do think that
- 20:29Speaker 1: you deserve to be happy and you deserve to do
- 20:32Speaker 1: things that you enjoy. Yeah. And I think it. you know,
- 20:36Speaker 1: I think also I used to, and this was when
- 20:40Speaker 1: I was unmedicated, but, like, if I had a problem
- 20:43Speaker 1: going on in my life, like, I didn't think that
- 20:46Speaker 1: there was, and it was really massive, like, I didn't
- 20:48Speaker 1: think there was space to also be happy, do something
- 20:51Speaker 1: I enjoyed. Like, it was, like, you know what I mean? Or, like,
- 20:55Speaker 1: and it would consume me. And, like, I learned, like, Again,
- 20:59Speaker 1: I was like depressed, but you know, you can go
- 21:01Speaker 1: to work and you can like be a fucking wet
- 21:03Speaker 1: blanket and a Debbie Downer and everyone can feel that
- 21:06Speaker 1: you're going through something or you can be going through
- 21:08Speaker 1: something and also like still find things to laugh about
- 21:12Speaker 1: at work and still have a good day.
- 21:14Speaker 3: It's still going to fucking be there.
- 21:15Speaker 4: Yeah. So.
- 21:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:19Speaker 5: And I feel like you do need to like find
- 21:21Speaker 5: the little pockets of distractions, you know, and not just
- 21:25Speaker 5: like live in it.
- 21:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 21:27Speaker 2: You know. Yeah.
- 21:28Speaker 1: Cause I, even like when you're going through like something monumental,
- 21:32Speaker 1: like grief, you know, like Pauline is a great example.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Like you can still like find something to laugh about.
- 21:39Speaker 1: I mean, she just lost her mom, you know? And
- 21:41Speaker 1: so I think, I don't know if she can do that,
- 21:45Speaker 1: which is amazing. Like she's amazing to me. So, um,
- 21:50Speaker 1: I think we all can like, two things can be true.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Like you're allowed to giggle during something really hard or,
- 21:56Speaker 1: find have a fun night or i don't know i
- 21:59Speaker 1: don't know if that makes sense.
- 21:59Speaker 4: Yeah no it does do you have a top.
- 22:02Speaker 5: Five yeah yeah we can go with a song um
- 22:04Speaker 5: that i'm obsessed with right now and this is like
- 22:07Speaker 5: the most random pairing but the song is so freaking
- 22:08Speaker 5: good it's big x the plug And Ava Max.
- 22:13Speaker 4: Have you heard the song yet?
- 22:14Speaker 1: No, but I feel like Big X the Pug only
- 22:16Speaker 1: makes bangers.
- 22:17Speaker 5: Literally, why is this music so good? The song is
- 22:21Speaker 5: called Burn.
- 22:22Speaker 1: Okay.
- 22:23Speaker 4: And it gives me sort of, and I don't know why.
- 22:26Speaker 3: Ava Max, you said?
- 22:27Speaker 4: Ava Max. Okay.
- 22:28Speaker 5: So I can't really describe why I felt this way,
- 22:33Speaker 5: but when I started listening to it, it gave me
- 22:35Speaker 5: an old school Eminem Rihanna vibe.
- 22:38Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 22:38Speaker 5: It's a little bit darker.
- 22:39Speaker 1: The formula.
- 22:41Speaker 5: His verses sound very different from her chorus like in
- 22:44Speaker 5: a way it almost sounds like two different songs and
- 22:47Speaker 5: i was like whoa this is very random but it's
- 22:51Speaker 5: so freaking good right i'm gonna send it to our
- 22:53Speaker 5: programmers and be like oh my god guys like this
- 22:55Speaker 5: song is so good like we need to play a
- 22:57Speaker 5: big x the plug record because um and he just
- 23:01Speaker 5: has like all these amazing like features but like ava
- 23:03Speaker 5: max i was like whoa throwback.
- 23:05Speaker 1: Yeah i'm done girl I like that L.A. Langley song.
- 23:09Speaker 1: And then he did something else that I liked, I thought.
- 23:12Speaker 3: He was on Jingle Ball last year, wasn't he?
- 23:14Speaker 4: Yep.
- 23:16Speaker 3: Well, never mind.
- 23:17Speaker 4: I think in Texas.
- 23:21Speaker 1: Okay, I'll have to listen to it.
- 23:22Speaker 3: I haven't heard it.
- 23:23Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called Burned.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Okay. So my, I just pulled a little audible, but
- 23:29Speaker 1: my number one is this guy on Instagram.
- 23:34Speaker 3: He goes by long live Judah, J U D A H.
- 23:39Speaker 1: And he's so educated and outspoken. I don't know if
- 23:43Speaker 1: he's working with like a teleprompter, but he like, I
- 23:46Speaker 1: showed you one of his videos and he just like
- 23:48Speaker 1: goes and goes and goes like he can I don't
- 23:50Speaker 1: know I can't tell clearly I can't speak so that's
- 23:53Speaker 1: very impressive to me but he's like also really knowledgeable
- 23:56Speaker 1: with his points and like has so much passion and
- 23:59Speaker 1: like I know it's not the point of what he's
- 24:02Speaker 1: saying and I'm being no better than a man right
- 24:04Speaker 1: now but sometimes I just look at him and I'm
- 24:06Speaker 1: like so hot for him because he well he's like
- 24:10Speaker 1: a man that like is making sense you know and
- 24:13Speaker 1: like those are few and far between like he's making
- 24:15Speaker 1: good points he was standing up for Like he was
- 24:18Speaker 1: talking about in one of his videos, like how lame
- 24:20Speaker 1: it is when dudes like don't let their women like
- 24:23Speaker 1: dress sexy because like they're insecure about it or whatever.
- 24:27Speaker 1: And he was just like he was just like, are
- 24:29Speaker 1: you an idiot? Like you're look at your hot piece
- 24:31Speaker 1: of she's yours and look at her like you're going
- 24:34Speaker 1: to go put her through the mattress when you get home.
- 24:36Speaker 2: Like, you know, I don't know.
- 24:37Speaker 1: I just feel like he stands up for women. He
- 24:40Speaker 1: makes sense. calls people out and I'm supposed to be
- 24:43Speaker 1: listening to what he's saying, but I'm just like turned
- 24:45Speaker 1: on by it.
- 24:46Speaker 3: I almost messaged him and said, I haven't.
- 24:48Speaker 1: Heard a word you said, but like, let me, I'm trying,
- 24:50Speaker 1: let me try and see if I can pull one
- 24:52Speaker 1: of his videos.
- 24:52Speaker 4: Because he's making sense.
- 24:54Speaker 3: It's just, it's so sad.
- 24:56Speaker 1: I'm trying to find, let me see. Uh, purity culture
- 25:02Speaker 1: versus Halloween costumes. Wait, he has two videos of these.
- 25:08Speaker 1: um okay how about somebody who says their vote doesn't
- 25:10Speaker 1: matter let's see what he.
- 25:11Speaker 6: Has more polite in my videos and it's yet to
- 25:15Speaker 6: fucking work because y'all are so fucking stupid dude anybody
- 25:19Speaker 6: that is familiar with my content knows that i have
- 25:22Speaker 6: absolutely no media training whatsoever so please excuse me as
- 25:26Speaker 6: i talk like a.
- 25:27Speaker 4: Normal human being for.
- 25:29Speaker 6: Every one normal nigga with common sense it's 25 stupid
- 25:34Speaker 6: motherfuckers that fuck it up for everybody else what is
- 25:37Speaker 6: this online wave of rhetoric claiming that voting doesn't matter
- 25:42Speaker 6: who gave y'all microphones who is your service provider can
- 25:46Speaker 6: they go out of business today what the actual fuck
- 25:51Speaker 6: are y'all doing what are you accomplishing are y'all so
- 25:55Speaker 6: motivated to be different to go against the grain, to
- 25:59Speaker 6: have a conflicting opinion, to be otherworldly, to where your
- 26:03Speaker 6: message is, hey, everybody, your vote doesn't matter. Do you
- 26:06Speaker 6: know who is going to those fucking polls while you
- 26:09Speaker 6: try to motivate people to not go to the polls?
- 26:12Speaker 6: It's the elderly motherfuckers that were against integration.
- 26:16Speaker 4: They're going to the polls no matter what.
- 26:19Speaker 1: This is an example of the one. Hold on, let
- 26:20Speaker 1: me see.
- 26:21Speaker 6: Halloween costumes?
- 26:23Speaker 4: Ascetics.
- 26:25Speaker 2: It has been a wonderful combination.
- 26:28Speaker 6: Four years.
- 26:29Speaker 2: Halloween costume, adult world, ass and titties.
- 26:33Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey.
- 26:35Speaker 4: Halloween, adults, ass and titties.
- 26:39Speaker 5: If you can't.
- 26:40Speaker 6: Handle a bad bitch, please stop bothering bad bitches.
- 26:47Speaker 4: Here we go. Let me talk to the church.
- 26:49Speaker 6: One good time, let me speak to the congregation.
- 26:52Speaker 4: If you can't handle a bad bitch... Please leave bad
- 26:58Speaker 4: bitches alone.
- 26:58Speaker 2: They ain't worry about you and your little insecure feelings.
- 27:01Speaker 6: Fuck, nigga.
- 27:02Speaker 2: You know what bad bitches do on Halloween? Ass and titties.
- 27:07Speaker 2: That's what... Oh, well, it's so disrespectful if they're in
- 27:10Speaker 2: a relationship to wear a costume like that. Nigga, gouge
- 27:13Speaker 2: your motherfucking eyes out.
- 27:15Speaker 5: Adult world?
- 27:16Speaker 6: Halloween?
- 27:18Speaker 1: Ass and titties.
- 27:18Speaker 4: Fuck y'all.
- 27:19Speaker 2: Like, y'all... Y'all so fucking insecure to the point where
- 27:24Speaker 2: you want the entire world, I'm talking about the entire globe,
- 27:28Speaker 2: the entire sphere that we are all trapped on, known
- 27:34Speaker 2: as planet Earth, to conform to your insecurity. Oh, well,
- 27:38Speaker 2: it's just a sign of respect for her boyfriend if
- 27:41Speaker 2: she doesn't... A real nigga don't give a fuck. A
- 27:45Speaker 2: real nigga be.
- 27:46Speaker 4: God damn.
- 27:51Speaker 2: Baby, I'm just letting you know right now, as soon
- 27:52Speaker 2: as we get back home from this little party, y'all, y'all,
- 28:00Speaker 2: what y'all want her to be, a fucking Pentecostal for Halloween?
- 28:06Speaker 5: Ass and titties.
- 28:07Speaker 4: That's ass and titties.
- 28:10Speaker 2: There he is.
- 28:11Speaker 3: I just, I love him.
- 28:12Speaker 1: He is more eloquent in his other videos, but I really,
- 28:15Speaker 1: I just, I love him so much. And he makes
- 28:17Speaker 1: a lot of sense. He's really informed. If you're on
- 28:20Speaker 1: our side, you'll like him. If you're not, what are
- 28:23Speaker 1: you doing here? Right.
- 28:25Speaker 5: Well, speaking of being on the side, I guess my
- 28:27Speaker 5: second one will be the hope that I felt last night.
- 28:31Speaker 5: This is the night, or today is the day after
- 28:34Speaker 5: the election and whatever happens. side of the political aisle
- 28:39Speaker 5: you're on, but I will just say that I, it's
- 28:43Speaker 5: been a minute since I felt some hope because there
- 28:46Speaker 5: was a while there where I was like, am I crazy? Like,
- 28:52Speaker 5: am I like the stuff that I value in life
- 28:55Speaker 5: and think are important?
- 28:57Speaker 4: Am I in a minority?
- 28:59Speaker 1: Which is really just letting everybody, and I don't want
- 29:03Speaker 1: to get you banned on TikTok, but do what the
- 29:04Speaker 1: fuck they want and be who the fuck they want
- 29:06Speaker 1: to be and be able to buy eggs. Right.
- 29:10Speaker 5: Like, maybe afford stuff. Like, JB Pritzker said it, like,
- 29:14Speaker 5: so well last night.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Maybe afford stuff, question mark.
- 29:17Speaker 5: Like, literally, he said he was like, he was like,
- 29:21Speaker 5: part of his acceptance speech was that we should.
- 29:26Speaker 5: It's not basically it's not too much to ask for
- 29:29Speaker 5: people to go and do a full work day and
- 29:32Speaker 5: then be able to come home and afford to put
- 29:35Speaker 5: food on the table.
- 29:36Speaker 2: Right.
- 29:37Speaker 5: And there's so many situations where we currently can't right
- 29:43Speaker 5: and he was like and then maybe once in a
- 29:44Speaker 5: while maybe go on a vacation what right like people
- 29:48Speaker 5: can't even feed fill their gas tank right now you
- 29:52Speaker 5: know and it's like the unfortunate side of it is
- 29:56Speaker 5: i do think that a lot of how people voted
- 29:59Speaker 5: yesterday was economically driven because I think where do people
- 30:03Speaker 5: feel at the most, right? It's not female reproductive rights.
- 30:07Speaker 5: It's not gay rights. It's not anyone's rights, really. It's, wait,
- 30:11Speaker 5: everything costs too much, right? So now we start looking
- 30:16Speaker 5: sideways and being like, okay, well, you said you were
- 30:18Speaker 5: going to do this and you didn't.
- 30:21Speaker 4: And now.
- 30:23Speaker 1: What?
- 30:24Speaker 5: We got to find another way to look at this,
- 30:27Speaker 5: you know? And I think it's a combination of that.
- 30:28Speaker 5: And I think it's a combination of, I heard a
- 30:30Speaker 5: statistic last night. Cause I, I just love like nights
- 30:33Speaker 5: like that, just watching the news. So I've just had
- 30:35Speaker 5: it on the background, but like there was like in
- 30:38Speaker 5: one County here or, or maybe it was the state
- 30:40Speaker 5: of Illinois. There was like 700 and some more people
- 30:44Speaker 5: that went and early voted, which like never happens.
- 30:49Speaker 1: Right.
- 30:50Speaker 5: And so it's like, okay, I think people are finally
- 30:52Speaker 5: seeing like, Hey, like it does. matter that you go
- 30:56Speaker 5: out and vote right because the other side those people
- 31:01Speaker 5: are out voting like they go come out of their
- 31:04Speaker 5: houses in their little towns and they go and vote
- 31:06Speaker 5: right like so it's like you know you think you
- 31:09Speaker 5: live in a big city or a big county and
- 31:11Speaker 5: it doesn't matter like it does you know and i
- 31:15Speaker 5: just remember like the the president the last election the
- 31:17Speaker 5: presidential election it being like how did that County vote
- 31:21Speaker 5: that way?
- 31:22Speaker 4: Or how did that happen?
- 31:23Speaker 5: Or how, you know, and just being like, so blown
- 31:25Speaker 5: and being like, am I like, like, am I nuts?
- 31:31Speaker 5: You know, like, it's like really started like thinking myself,
- 31:34Speaker 5: like this shit matters, you know? And last night it
- 31:38Speaker 5: was like, I finally felt a shift that was like, okay,
- 31:41Speaker 5: like for whatever reason, people are finally, I think maybe
- 31:45Speaker 5: seeing some clarity of like the awful things that are happening. So,
- 31:49Speaker 5: It was just like, wow, I haven't watched an election
- 31:52Speaker 5: night and felt hope in a minute.
- 31:56Speaker 1: I'm just curious. People have finally switched sides. I'm just curious.
- 32:01Speaker 1: Was it the president talking about Nicki Minaj's ass and
- 32:04Speaker 1: making her stand up and spin? Was it the new
- 32:08Speaker 1: rape allegations against him? Was it his son thinking that
- 32:11Speaker 1: Ohio and D.C.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Are not states?
- 32:14Speaker 1: Was it all the horses he's allegedly killing? I mean,
- 32:19Speaker 1: what is it? What finally did it for you? Because
- 32:23Speaker 1: some of us have said that this was going to
- 32:25Speaker 1: happen the whole time.
- 32:28Speaker 4: I honestly think it's a lot money-driven. Right.
- 32:32Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because I mean, obviously, and, you know, we're
- 32:35Speaker 1: getting this is our political minute. Biden did us no favors.
- 32:37Speaker 1: But I think people were like, oh, the economy is
- 32:40Speaker 1: like rough right now.
- 32:41Speaker 3: So let's flip it back and reverse it.
- 32:43Speaker 1: And then they're like, wait, no, wait a minute. What
- 32:44Speaker 1: the hell is this?
- 32:45Speaker 5: Well, there was a lot of I mean, shocking in politics.
- 32:48Speaker 5: There is a lot of empty promises.
- 32:50Speaker 1: Right.
- 32:51Speaker 5: And so when you have someone that will say whatever
- 32:53Speaker 5: they need to say to get elected, even though it's
- 32:55Speaker 5: not true or not legal or.
- 32:57Speaker 4: Not possible or realistic.
- 32:59Speaker 2: Right.
- 33:00Speaker 4: You have.
- 33:01Speaker 5: Portion of the population that will listen to that and
- 33:03Speaker 5: just believe it because they might just be desperate enough
- 33:06Speaker 5: that that's what they need right a lot of people
- 33:07Speaker 5: are for sure in a position that are like fuck
- 33:10Speaker 5: I need to do whatever I need to do to
- 33:12Speaker 5: afford to live you know but it's like okay now
- 33:15Speaker 5: that we've gone down that road we see that it's
- 33:17Speaker 5: not possible everything that they said was going to get
- 33:19Speaker 5: done didn't and so maybe we needed to go through
- 33:23Speaker 5: that to realize that like maybe there's another way you
- 33:27Speaker 5: know so yeah I.
- 33:28Speaker 1: Mean people are also so dumb like They don't.
- 33:31Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Like, you don't realize that the economy like that a
- 33:35Speaker 1: sitting president has is not the economy.
- 33:37Speaker 3: Like, it's nothing that he like.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 33:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:40Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 33:41Speaker 5: No, people don't understand how it works. I think there's
- 33:44Speaker 5: a and this is probably on both sides.
- 33:46Speaker 4: There's there.
- 33:48Speaker 5: There are extremists on both sides, you know, that are
- 33:50Speaker 5: like that just blindly believe whatever they're told. Like there
- 33:55Speaker 5: is a middle ground, whether you're. Democratic, Republican, whatever it
- 33:59Speaker 5: might be, you don't need to be on the extreme outliers.
- 34:03Speaker 2: Right.
- 34:03Speaker 5: You know, and if you were to look at the
- 34:05Speaker 5: Venn diagram of it, there's probably some overlap of things
- 34:08Speaker 5: that both parties agree on, right?
- 34:11Speaker 3: I don't care if you have guns. I like to
- 34:13Speaker 3: go to the shooting range.
- 34:14Speaker 1: I just want fucking gun reform so my sister didn't
- 34:17Speaker 1: have to go through a fucking shooting. And there's other
- 34:20Speaker 1: countries that have literally proven that if you crack down,
- 34:24Speaker 1: the school shootings go down.
- 34:26Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it makes that... Help.
- 34:29Speaker 6: Help.
- 34:29Speaker 2: Right.
- 34:30Speaker 3: And I'm not I mean, I can't stand somebody who's
- 34:32Speaker 3: too liberal either.
- 34:32Speaker 1: It's like, shut the hell up. You know, there is
- 34:34Speaker 1: a middle ground. We can agree. But it's just. I
- 34:38Speaker 1: just I'll never get over people getting angry at me
- 34:41Speaker 1: for wanting to be inclusive.
- 34:43Speaker 3: Like, I want to look at them.
- 34:44Speaker 1: And say, why are you so mad that I want
- 34:48Speaker 1: to include people or let them live their lives the
- 34:51Speaker 1: way that they want to live? And I had a
- 34:52Speaker 1: really scary experience. And I don't know what I was giving,
- 34:56Speaker 1: but I had a really scary encounter with an Uber
- 34:57Speaker 1: driver the other day. It's great when a man is
- 35:01Speaker 1: driving a woman and decides to start, like, yelling at her.
- 35:03Speaker 1: It's really fun and not scary at all. But he
- 35:06Speaker 1: was very Republican, and he— I mean, which, like— fiscally I
- 35:12Speaker 1: can under, whatever, it doesn't matter. Like I, I don't believe,
- 35:14Speaker 1: I don't even believe in parties, but he made that
- 35:17Speaker 1: known and he, he baited me the entire ride and
- 35:20Speaker 1: I didn't want to talk about it. Right. And I
- 35:23Speaker 1: tried to politely say like, this doesn't seem like a
- 35:26Speaker 1: safe conversation, but like my life was in his hands,
- 35:29Speaker 1: but he was just, he was so, and he was like,
- 35:32Speaker 1: I saw, he's like, I had a woman in my
- 35:34Speaker 1: backseat with a man and they were a couple and
- 35:38Speaker 1: She was giving directions and not the husband. And like,
- 35:40Speaker 1: this is.
- 35:41Speaker 3: And all he kept saying... Or he was talking about...
- 35:43Speaker 3: He said.
- 35:43Speaker 1: He was talking about gay people. Again, I'm just trying
- 35:47Speaker 1: to get it right.
- 35:48Speaker 4: Unsolicited.
- 35:48Speaker 1: Literally unsolicited. No one asked, sir.
- 35:50Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 35:51Speaker 1: And he said, let me ask you a question. Would
- 35:53Speaker 1: you let a gay person watch your child?
- 35:56Speaker 3: And I said... yeah, my cousin, Nick shout out is gay.
- 36:00Speaker 1: Just got married. He is one of the best people
- 36:02Speaker 1: I know.
- 36:02Speaker 5: Yes, you would.
- 36:04Speaker 1: And what about their influence? I said, well, it is
- 36:07Speaker 1: of my belief that you can't turn someone gay. Um,
- 36:11Speaker 1: I was like, and he's like, well, how do you,
- 36:12Speaker 1: and I said, well, every gay person I know says
- 36:14Speaker 1: that they've known it their whole life. And he's like, well,
- 36:16Speaker 1: how do you, I said, well, how'd you know you
- 36:17Speaker 1: were straight buddy? And you know, I just, I just,
- 36:20Speaker 1: it was crazy. And he just kept saying it's so
- 36:22Speaker 1: different and it's not how it was in my day.
- 36:24Speaker 1: And I'm like, That's OK, brother. And we like finally
- 36:27Speaker 1: kind of reached a safe space. But everything I can't
- 36:30Speaker 1: believe this and I can't believe that. And and he
- 36:33Speaker 1: said something about trans people. And I was like, that's
- 36:37Speaker 1: not a real. Oh, he was talking about like little
- 36:39Speaker 1: kids getting surgeries. And I'm like. I'm like, show me
- 36:43Speaker 1: like where that's happening. I'm like, I would definitely.
- 36:46Speaker 4: Like extreme cases here.
- 36:48Speaker 1: And you're focusing on that. And like, that's not like
- 36:52Speaker 1: aren't trans people like one percent of the population. I
- 36:54Speaker 1: don't understand why we're so he's so he was so upset.
- 36:57Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, I think people would be
- 36:59Speaker 1: bad parents if they let their under 18 year old child.
- 37:03Speaker 1: get a surgery i mean hey like whatever to each
- 37:05Speaker 1: their own but i definitely think that you should at
- 37:07Speaker 1: least be full grown i feel that about kylie jenner
- 37:10Speaker 1: i don't think she should have gotten cosmetic surgery before
- 37:12Speaker 1: she was you know grown up i don't think any
- 37:14Speaker 1: child should be getting surgery but i'm like bro like
- 37:17Speaker 1: why are you so mad i don't know it was
- 37:18Speaker 1: really scary and crazy but he just like really and
- 37:21Speaker 1: he said to me and i because he said like
- 37:23Speaker 1: i was like well can i ask why you feel
- 37:26Speaker 1: like i'm like i'm like you just admitted that you're
- 37:29Speaker 1: not going to change anyone's mind Cause that's why I
- 37:32Speaker 1: don't get into these conversations. And, and cause he was like,
- 37:34Speaker 1: don't you talk about, and I said, if I feel
- 37:36Speaker 1: like it's a safe space, I will. And I feel
- 37:37Speaker 1: like someone's open-minded. I will talk. I'm like, but I'm
- 37:40Speaker 1: not going to waste my time. People don't change their mind.
- 37:41Speaker 1: And he said, it's my responsibility to be a truth teller.
- 37:44Speaker 1: Like I have to share the truth. And I want,
- 37:46Speaker 1: I was like, why is your truth?
- 37:48Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Whatever. I'm going on a diatribe, but it was really scary.
- 37:51Speaker 1: And he was really mad. Um, but I just was like.
- 37:54Speaker 4: We don't have to be like that. People can disagree
- 37:56Speaker 4: and it's fine. You don't need to.
- 37:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:58Speaker 4: Granted his viewpoint is.
- 38:00Speaker 5: Crazy but like there's this like underlying issue of like
- 38:07Speaker 5: I need to make someone believe the way I do
- 38:09Speaker 5: and not just accept like okay we can agree to
- 38:12Speaker 5: disagree right you know like it doesn't need to be
- 38:15Speaker 5: so black and white like yesterday when I was at
- 38:18Speaker 5: the voting place I was at the touch screen doing
- 38:20Speaker 5: my little thing and this guy was checking in like
- 38:23Speaker 5: with the you know voting people and they were one
- 38:26Speaker 5: of the questions is like would you like a ballot
- 38:30Speaker 5: in English or would you like it, you know, in
- 38:32Speaker 5: another language? And he was like, well, I don't think
- 38:37Speaker 5: it should be available in any other language. And I
- 38:39Speaker 5: literally like had to like turn and like, and I'm like,
- 38:44Speaker 5: Oh my God.
- 38:45Speaker 1: Let me guess.
- 38:46Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 38:46Speaker 1: I don't, It's really, it's really scary. And I just,
- 38:50Speaker 1: I'll never be able to conceptualize how angry people get
- 38:53Speaker 1: about something that doesn't affect them and the cockiness at
- 38:55Speaker 1: which you think that your religion, your belief system is
- 38:58Speaker 1: the correct one.
- 38:59Speaker 5: But one thing I will say is like last night
- 39:01Speaker 5: was like, I finally, it was like a different feeling.
- 39:03Speaker 5: I was like, wow, not going to bed upset. Like
- 39:07Speaker 5: I was like, it just feels like there.
- 39:09Speaker 4: May be a shift. Things might get better and there
- 39:11Speaker 4: might be some hope.
- 39:12Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 39:13Speaker 1: I just want to go back to normal Republicans. Yeah.
- 39:17Speaker 3: And Democrats like I just I don't like can.
- 39:20Speaker 4: We just be normal we don't need to.
- 39:22Speaker 1: Be extreme it doesn't I just like I don't know
- 39:25Speaker 1: yeah but I just sometimes those people like they get
- 39:29Speaker 1: angry we have a family friend who was really upset
- 39:31Speaker 1: when she saw me recycling and wanted to just argue
- 39:33Speaker 1: with me about it.
- 39:34Speaker 5: It's like.
- 39:34Speaker 4: Oh, my God. We don't need to argue about everything.
- 39:37Speaker 1: Let me just recycle. I'm like, I don't. And by
- 39:40Speaker 1: the way, I don't care.
- 39:41Speaker 3: So many people tell me they're just dumping in the landfill.
- 39:42Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 39:43Speaker 3: I'm doing my fucking part.
- 39:44Speaker 1: Like, what? Like, I don't know. Anyways, I'm going. This
- 39:46Speaker 1: is totally not.
- 39:48Speaker 3: Anyways, this segues into my next one.
- 39:50Speaker 1: And I'm just so grateful to live in a place
- 39:53Speaker 1: that has so many, like, drag stores.
- 39:56Speaker 5: Because.
- 40:01Speaker 1: Like I don't know like my friend Hillary um she
- 40:05Speaker 1: was like what should I be for Halloween and I
- 40:06Speaker 1: said share and she said okay and she got this
- 40:10Speaker 1: wig and I was like honey where did you get
- 40:11Speaker 1: that wig but she's in Arizona and I'm like I'm
- 40:14Speaker 1: like they don't have like a boy's town do they
- 40:16Speaker 1: or like drag shops and she's like I don't think
- 40:18Speaker 1: so and I'm just so happy that like I have
- 40:21Speaker 1: a elevated step up from like an Amazon wig that
- 40:24Speaker 1: I can go but like it's so funny because the
- 40:26Speaker 1: first one have you ever been to what is it?
- 40:29Speaker 3: Wigs and plus?
- 40:30Speaker 4: No.
- 40:30Speaker 1: Wigs and plus. I shout out to Casey who took
- 40:32Speaker 1: me there first. And this guy, this like little straight
- 40:36Speaker 1: Asian man has just like owned it since the eighties
- 40:39Speaker 1: and been there. And he's talking to me about my
- 40:42Speaker 1: Dolly wig and we're just, I don't know. And like,
- 40:44Speaker 1: it's just, it was just very like, he owns the shop,
- 40:46Speaker 1: but like it's accepting and, You know, all kinds of
- 40:49Speaker 1: people are in there. And then I ended up getting
- 40:51Speaker 1: it from, I think it's Beatniks or whatever in Boys
- 40:53Speaker 1: Town where we went to get a dress for Fred
- 40:56Speaker 1: at one time. That's something we had to do for
- 40:58Speaker 1: our job. And I just, like, I don't know. I
- 41:02Speaker 1: love it. I'm like, okay. I just, like, love going
- 41:04Speaker 1: into those stores. And I love that there are so many.
- 41:07Speaker 1: We are blessed. We are blessed to, like, live in
- 41:11Speaker 1: a place where, you know, I don't have to go
- 41:13Speaker 1: to a party city.
- 41:14Speaker 5: Right.
- 41:16Speaker 3: I don't have to wear my Amazon wig.
- 41:17Speaker 5: You can get an authentic wig from a drag shop.
- 41:22Speaker 2: Right.
- 41:23Speaker 1: Well, it was like $ 38, which for me is pretty
- 41:28Speaker 1: cheap for a decent wig. Now, it wasn't the best
- 41:32Speaker 1: wig ever, but these drag shops were missing out for Halloween.
- 41:37Speaker 1: And I just love it. This tiny little Asian man
- 41:40Speaker 1: named Don was like, call me and we'll talk about,
- 41:43Speaker 1: you know, if I get a dolly wig in for you.
- 41:45Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 41:45Speaker 7: I just, you know, and he's just, it's been his
- 41:47Speaker 7: business forever.
- 41:48Speaker 4: Yeah, he knows wigs.
- 41:49Speaker 1: Wigs and plus.
- 41:50Speaker 4: Wigs.
- 41:51Speaker 5: Wigs.
- 41:52Speaker 1: Oh, and then connected with that is, um, the website
- 41:56Speaker 1: Dolls Kill. I don't know if anyone knows about Dolls Kill,
- 42:00Speaker 1: but they make like the craziest, coolest clothing.
- 42:04Speaker 3: A lot of it's really out there. Also great for Halloween.
- 42:06Speaker 1: I got my dress and my butterfly purse for when
- 42:11Speaker 1: I was Dolly Parton and my boots, my boots from
- 42:15Speaker 1: Dolls Kill. It's a website. They make clothing and, But
- 42:18Speaker 1: they have really, really unique and cool stuff, and it's
- 42:20Speaker 1: actually really good quality. I also got a pair of
- 42:22Speaker 1: heels that I'm obsessed with. Levi did start eating them.
- 42:26Speaker 1: He will not be in my top five this week
- 42:29Speaker 1: at all.
- 42:29Speaker 4: He didn't make it.
- 42:30Speaker 1: Yeah, he did not make it.
- 42:32Speaker 4: Noelle, I'm sorry to reference this, but I feel like
- 42:35Speaker 4: I need to tell you. Not Noelle, but Janae.
- 42:37Speaker 5: Noelle on my TikTok live said, fabric softener is a
- 42:40Speaker 5: game changer when it comes to wigs. It gives it
- 42:42Speaker 5: that softness and shine.
- 42:44Speaker 1: Oh.
- 42:44Speaker 6: There you go.
- 42:45Speaker 4: Thanks, Noelle.
- 42:47Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out, like, the liquid?
- 42:50Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, okay.
- 42:52Speaker 1: Okay, Noelle. Yeah, I just, I hate a bad wig.
- 42:55Speaker 1: So I try to avoid wigs unless I can get
- 42:57Speaker 1: a decent wig. And I was really, I, Colin, I
- 42:59Speaker 1: don't know. I really went out on a limb. So
- 43:01Speaker 1: I'm glad it ended up being okay. But I hate
- 43:05Speaker 1: a bad wig. Yeah.
- 43:06Speaker 4: I can't.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Yeah. Ruins the whole costume.
- 43:08Speaker 4: We'll clock you every time.
- 43:09Speaker 1: It just ruins, it just cheapens everything. Yeah.
- 43:12Speaker 5: So I'll go with a product that I'm obsessed with
- 43:14Speaker 5: right now. She said, yes, the liquid LMAO.
- 43:16Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 43:17Speaker 1: So I'm just rubbing the liquid. Because I rub dryer
- 43:20Speaker 1: sheets for... Okay, got it.
- 43:22Speaker 4: Yeah, liquid.
- 43:23Speaker 5: Well, I guess I'll do two products that I love, actually,
- 43:26Speaker 5: speaking of laundry. So speaking of fabric softener, I bought the.
- 43:31Speaker 5: It's Downy, but it's... This is probably so basic, but
- 43:34Speaker 5: it's like the lavender-scented... Oh, my God. I'm putting it
- 43:39Speaker 5: on everything.
- 43:39Speaker 4: Everything I'm washing. Clothes.
- 43:41Speaker 5: Pants, shirts, bedding, the dog bed, everything is getting lavender.
- 43:47Speaker 4: Like, I'm obsessed.
- 43:48Speaker 1: Can I get you into some, like, non-toxic lavender?
- 43:52Speaker 4: Oh, okay, yeah. She said soak it in warm water
- 43:54Speaker 4: for 30 minutes.
- 43:54Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, queen.
- 43:55Speaker 3: Like, Mrs.
- 43:56Speaker 1: Myers, we have a lavender. Oh.
- 44:00Speaker 4: So, yeah, my thing is lavender.
- 44:02Speaker 5: Also, my other obsession right now, have you bought anything
- 44:07Speaker 5: or ever used anything from Salt Air?
- 44:08Speaker 6: No.
- 44:10Speaker 4: It's a... It's kind of, it's like skincare, but then
- 44:13Speaker 4: they make soap and stuff too.
- 44:15Speaker 1: Wait, actually maybe, hold on, wait, salt.
- 44:17Speaker 4: Is it salt air? Am I saying it wrong?
- 44:18Speaker 3: No, I, no, I don't know what it is.
- 44:20Speaker 1: Um, let's see.
- 44:21Speaker 3: Wait, body and personal care.
- 44:23Speaker 5: Oh, it's one word.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Yes.
- 44:24Speaker 5: Let me see if I use their, um, ocean something
- 44:28Speaker 5: body wash. Oh my God.
- 44:30Speaker 4: The smell. It's, Oh, it smells so... I'm, like, huffing it, girl. Like,
- 44:36Speaker 4: I'm in.
- 44:36Speaker 5: That's definitely going to get me banned on TikTok Live.
- 44:39Speaker 1: Right, I was going to say, if it wasn't, like,
- 44:42Speaker 1: all the swear words that I was dropping.
- 44:44Speaker 4: And the political rhetoric.
- 44:45Speaker 1: And the political... I cannot believe they haven't stopped your
- 44:49Speaker 1: live yet.
- 44:50Speaker 4: I know.
- 44:53Speaker 3: Wow, they have.
- 44:53Speaker 4: Now you just take a nipple out and then see
- 44:56Speaker 4: what happens.
- 44:56Speaker 6: Right.
- 44:58Speaker 1: Don't get me started on why we're so, like, nipples
- 45:01Speaker 1: are so bad. Wow.
- 45:03Speaker 4: Oh, my God. The Ocean. I got it off the
- 45:05Speaker 4: TikTok shop. Ocean.
- 45:07Speaker 5: I forget the name of it, but something Ocean. But
- 45:09Speaker 5: it's a unisex body wash.
- 45:13Speaker 1: Okay.
- 45:14Speaker 4: Oh, my God. And then Mike is using it, too. So, like,
- 45:16Speaker 4: at night, I'm like.
- 45:17Speaker 1: We're, like, all smelling good.
- 45:18Speaker 4: Oh, my God. It smells so freaking good, bro.
- 45:21Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. Oh, here she is. Women owned.
- 45:30Speaker 3: Luxurious, inclusive, empowering.
- 45:32Speaker 4: I don't know if it's salt air or salt air.
- 45:33Speaker 4: I don't know how to say it, but.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they have some good and they have some
- 45:37Speaker 1: like body stuff with some good.
- 45:38Speaker 4: Is it toxic, though?
- 45:40Speaker 3: I'm trying to see. She doesn't talk about. things being natural,
- 45:48Speaker 3: which usually isn't a good.
- 45:50Speaker 1: Time, but it looks like she would make it non-toxic,
- 45:54Speaker 1: so I have to do my research. And everything has
- 45:56Speaker 1: a little toxicity, but I just get nervous about when
- 45:59Speaker 1: we're putting.
- 46:00Speaker 4: We need a little toxicity in our lives. No, I
- 46:02Speaker 4: wish we didn't.
- 46:03Speaker 2: Right.
- 46:03Speaker 1: No, I mean, I have enough of that, but.
- 46:06Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing is, like, foley, but sometimes... I don't... My mom's, like,
- 46:09Speaker 1: crazy about stuff like that. Like, she's really anti-febreze, and
- 46:12Speaker 1: it makes her really upset.
- 46:13Speaker 3: But, no, this looks, like, amazing. And they have a
- 46:16Speaker 3: lot of, like.
- 46:16Speaker 1: You know how everyone focuses on skincare for their face,
- 46:18Speaker 1: but they have, like, body care with, like, the good...
- 46:21Speaker 1: Stuff in it.
- 46:22Speaker 4: Oh, they have.
- 46:23Speaker 3: Oh, you could get deodorant, too.
- 46:24Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't see that.
- 46:26Speaker 1: Oh, they have Santal.
- 46:27Speaker 3: Do you know the scent Santal?
- 46:29Speaker 1: No. All the rage right now. People love Santal. It's
- 46:32Speaker 1: like a woodsy. A lot of people wear it like
- 46:34Speaker 1: in their perfume or it's a scent, but or in
- 46:37Speaker 1: their cologne. But it's like.
- 46:40Speaker 3: Woodsy Masculine. But, yeah, they have Hyaluronic Acid Body Serum.
- 46:44Speaker 4: Oh, it's Ocean Oasis is the one that I use. Oh, okay.
- 46:48Speaker 3: Yeah, they have.
- 46:49Speaker 4: You can get it at Target.
- 46:49Speaker 6: Okay.
- 46:51Speaker 1: It's really affordable.
- 46:53Speaker 4: Oh, my God. But it smells so good. And I
- 46:54Speaker 4: also love... I use a loofah. It lathers. Like, I
- 46:59Speaker 4: use one pump. The bitch lathers.
- 47:02Speaker 5: Like, you can't even see the loofah anymore. Okay, that's good. Like,
- 47:05Speaker 5: it's so sudsy. Like, you can't see your drain when
- 47:08Speaker 5: you're washing... I'm like, this is amazing.
- 47:11Speaker 1: Do you understand why? Like, I just feel like some
- 47:15Speaker 1: things just make me feel like so luxurious.
- 47:18Speaker 5: Yes, it definitely feels luxurious. And when we had our,
- 47:23Speaker 5: so I bought a bundle as part of this.
- 47:26Speaker 1: In TikTok shop?
- 47:27Speaker 4: On TikTok shop. Okay.
- 47:29Speaker 5: And so it comes with like a lotion that I've
- 47:31Speaker 5: been using a little bit, but I should use it
- 47:32Speaker 5: every day, but I haven't. And then there's some oil,
- 47:35Speaker 5: which I don't know what to do with it. So
- 47:36Speaker 5: I might have to ask you what to do with that. But, like,
- 47:41Speaker 5: or if you want it, I'll just give it to you.
- 47:42Speaker 4: Shove it up your ass. But what the fuck was
- 47:47Speaker 4: I going to say?
- 47:48Speaker 5: Oh, when we got our makeup done last week for
- 47:54Speaker 5: our video shoot.
- 47:54Speaker 3: Oh, I got to post that photo I took.
- 47:57Speaker 5: The makeup artist was like, wow, your skin is so nice.
- 48:00Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, my God. Thank you so much.
- 48:02Speaker 5: And she was like, do you use the same product
- 48:05Speaker 5: on your hair and your body?
- 48:08Speaker 4: And I said, no, not anymore. I don't use a
- 48:10Speaker 4: 3-in-1 anymore.
- 48:11Speaker 1: Yeah, because fucking straight men love a 3-in-1. And I cannot. Well,
- 48:14Speaker 1: I guess you're not straight. But why do men love
- 48:17Speaker 1: a 3-in-1?
- 48:17Speaker 4: I don't know. But I was like, I mean, it's
- 48:19Speaker 4: probably just for convenience. But I was like, you know. No,
- 48:22Speaker 4: I don't.
- 48:23Speaker 5: I have a different product for my hair and my
- 48:25Speaker 5: body and my face. There's a different product.
- 48:28Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Okay?
- 48:29Speaker 4: So, boom.
- 48:30Speaker 1: I just really think, as I become an adult, like,
- 48:32Speaker 1: those little, like, luxurious, like, I don't know, like, my
- 48:37Speaker 1: bougie sheets and.
- 48:38Speaker 4: Getting into bed.
- 48:38Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I call it my everything shower. Yeah.
- 48:41Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 48:42Speaker 1: We can't have nothing, can we? I know.
- 48:44Speaker 4: I'm taking it.
- 48:45Speaker 6: Right.
- 48:45Speaker 5: This is my everything, even though I do the same
- 48:48Speaker 5: shower every shower. I was going to say it.
- 48:49Speaker 1: And everything shower is like we're shaving our entire body.
- 48:52Speaker 1: We're washing our hair. We're exfoliating.
- 48:55Speaker 4: It's my everything shower.
- 48:56Speaker 1: You're like, no, it's mine. Just like bussy. Yeah. It's
- 48:58Speaker 1: like a bussy. Okay. Well, you brought up TikTok. And
- 49:02Speaker 1: I don't know if he should be in my top five.
- 49:07Speaker 1: But it's like kind of an addiction at this point.
- 49:10Speaker 1: And I tried to get you into my addiction. And
- 49:12Speaker 1: I just I think you ignored me like most things.
- 49:14Speaker 4: Is it the old guy? Mike. I don't remember his name.
- 49:19Speaker 1: Okay. So.
- 49:20Speaker 4: He sits on his bed and talks a lot.
- 49:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 49:22Speaker 6: Okay.
- 49:22Speaker 1: So Mike.
- 49:23Speaker 4: I did watch them.
- 49:24Speaker 1: You didn't?
- 49:25Speaker 4: I did.
- 49:25Speaker 2: Okay.
- 49:25Speaker 3: So Mike underscore 904 underscore.
- 49:27Speaker 1: Is openly bipolar.
- 49:28Speaker 6: And.
- 49:36Speaker 1: Openly sometimes doesn't.
- 49:37Speaker 3: Take his meds so i do like i.
- 49:42Speaker 1: Don't i don't know if it's like exposure therapy because
- 49:45Speaker 1: i have dealt with people that are bipolar and like
- 49:47Speaker 1: there's a lot of things that he's doing that like
- 49:49Speaker 1: i know are wrong and i know he needs to
- 49:51Speaker 1: take his meds and like go.
- 49:52Speaker 3: To like get right but he dates.
- 49:57Speaker 1: I mean this man runs through women so fast and
- 50:00Speaker 1: they'll they'll be cabin girl disney springs girl and like
- 50:03Speaker 1: he's still dating one and then he's talking about dating
- 50:05Speaker 1: another Now he's in love with British girl.
- 50:08Speaker 3: Like, I don't know.
- 50:11Speaker 1: And he's been arrested in his past and he has
- 50:14Speaker 1: a checkered past. And I don't know if, like, I'm
- 50:18Speaker 1: kind of triggered by what I'm watching because I've experienced it.
- 50:21Speaker 1: But I also, like, can't really look away. And he just,
- 50:26Speaker 1: he's always talking about these women he's dating. And I
- 50:31Speaker 1: don't know. I can't look away. Sometimes he skateboards. You're
- 50:34Speaker 1: locked in.
- 50:35Speaker 3: He's in love with.
- 50:36Speaker 1: British Girl right now. Okay.
- 50:38Speaker 3: He's in love with British Girl.
- 50:39Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 50:43Speaker 3: And, like, he made her, like, come on and, like,
- 50:45Speaker 3: be like, she's fine.
- 50:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 50:47Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 50:48Speaker 2: He's... I.
- 50:50Speaker 1: Don't know what's going on, but he's always talking, and
- 50:53Speaker 1: I can't look away.
- 50:54Speaker 2: And....
- 50:57Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm getting out of it, but
- 50:59Speaker 1: it's like my little show. Um, but I really do
- 51:02Speaker 1: hope that he's okay and everyone around him is okay.
- 51:04Speaker 1: But I just, he's running through women so fast.
- 51:09Speaker 4: Wow. I mean, good for him at that age.
- 51:12Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 51:12Speaker 3: And he's, he's, yeah.
- 51:15Speaker 1: If you know, you know, I mean, I was just
- 51:17Speaker 1: dropped off there. I didn't ask to be dropped off
- 51:19Speaker 1: there and I had no idea what was going, but.
- 51:22Speaker 3: He spoke with such.
- 51:23Speaker 4: I love that.
- 51:23Speaker 5: I love when it like, you just get dropped off
- 51:26Speaker 5: in like the middle of drama and you're like, wait,
- 51:28Speaker 5: but then I get annoyed because I'm like, got to
- 51:29Speaker 5: look for videos and try to figure it out.
- 51:31Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. And there's a lot of people that will
- 51:35Speaker 1: be like, Mike, take your meds in the comments and stuff.
- 51:37Speaker 1: But like, it's like, if you know, you know, like,
- 51:40Speaker 1: I don't know. I just, I can't look away. And he's,
- 51:43Speaker 1: he's very fascinating. They tried to cancel him and he
- 51:46Speaker 1: said he's uncancelable. And he said he doesn't make money
- 51:49Speaker 1: off TikTok. So he, like, you can't cancel him.
- 51:52Speaker 4: Oh, period.
- 51:53Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 51:54Speaker 2: But.
- 51:54Speaker 4: Can't be canceled.
- 51:56Speaker 1: He's with British Girl right now.
- 51:57Speaker 2: Oh.
- 51:57Speaker 7: And he went there for a date and never left.
- 52:00Speaker 7: It's like weeks later.
- 52:01Speaker 1: Oh. And she's married, TikTok found out, but she's separated
- 52:04Speaker 1: for two years. Oh, boy. Yeah, it's a whole thing.
- 52:08Speaker 4: British Girl. So I guess I'll do my last one.
- 52:10Speaker 5: I just had a cup before I did this, and
- 52:14Speaker 5: I feel it, but I'm on the mushroom coffee kick.
- 52:19Speaker 5: um not quite sure what how mushrooms get turned into
- 52:23Speaker 5: coffee um but i um got sucked in by ads
- 52:31Speaker 5: um telling me that you know your life is a
- 52:34Speaker 5: mess and the only way to fix it is with
- 52:36Speaker 5: rise is with rise mushroom coffee and so finally i
- 52:40Speaker 5: was like all right i'll try it and they get
- 52:43Speaker 5: you It does taste like coffee, Lisa.
- 52:47Speaker 1: I don't like the taste of it.
- 52:48Speaker 4: Really?
- 52:49Speaker 5: Well, because I just put like creamer in it. So
- 52:52Speaker 5: like it just tastes to me just like creamer.
- 52:53Speaker 1: Are you adding... I'm confused because I have a bunch
- 52:55Speaker 1: of bags because my dad can't have it anymore and
- 52:57Speaker 1: he gave it to me. But are you supposed to
- 52:58Speaker 1: put it in your already existing coffee or you're just drinking.
- 53:01Speaker 4: No, you just mix it with water.
- 53:03Speaker 1: So you're not having any normal coffee anymore?
- 53:05Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I am. This is like a second cup
- 53:08Speaker 4: of the day now.
- 53:09Speaker 1: Okay, you get home and you drink Rise.
- 53:11Speaker 4: Yes.
- 53:11Speaker 1: Are you noticing is your life.
- 53:13Speaker 3: I mean.
- 53:14Speaker 4: It does give me a kick.
- 53:15Speaker 1: Okay, it does seem like your life is getting back
- 53:17Speaker 1: to a positive place. Is it the rise?
- 53:20Speaker 4: Maybe it's rise. I don't know.
- 53:24Speaker 5: But yeah, so you just mix a cup of water
- 53:26Speaker 5: with a scoop of the powder and stir it up
- 53:31Speaker 5: till it dissolves. Throw some ice in it. I put
- 53:33Speaker 5: some creamer, like flavored creamer in there and it's good.
- 53:38Speaker 1: Okay.
- 53:41Speaker 5: But the problem is how they get you is that
- 53:44Speaker 5: you can only buy it subscription-based. So now every month,
- 53:49Speaker 5: I just got a notification another bag is on its way,
- 53:52Speaker 5: but I don't need another bag yet.
- 53:54Speaker 1: Is that only on the TikTok shop? No, it was
- 53:56Speaker 1: through their website. Oh, okay.
- 53:58Speaker 5: If I went and just bought one bag from Amazon,
- 54:01Speaker 5: it was like $ 20 more for the bag.
- 54:03Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
- 54:03Speaker 4: So that's how they get you. But now I'm like, fuck,
- 54:05Speaker 4: I need to cancel this subscription. Okay. Knowing me, I won't.
- 54:08Speaker 5: I'll just keep getting charged and it'll just keep showing
- 54:10Speaker 5: up at the house. And then it's like, for weeks,
- 54:15Speaker 5: all I'm getting is these targeted ads. Like, your life sucks.
- 54:18Speaker 5: Get Rye's coffee. Your man's cheating on you. Get Rye's coffee.
- 54:21Speaker 5: Are you tired and bloated? Get Rye's coffee. I was like, fuck,
- 54:24Speaker 5: I need Rye's coffee.
- 54:26Speaker 6: Right?
- 54:27Speaker 5: Then it's like they know when you buy it. Because now,
- 54:31Speaker 5: don't see one.
- 54:31Speaker 1: Okay.
- 54:34Speaker 5: Have not seen a Rye's coffee ad in weeks since
- 54:37Speaker 5: I purchased this.
- 54:38Speaker 1: That's like CVS. They give me a coupon for something
- 54:40Speaker 1: I just purchased, and I'm on to them. So, like,
- 54:43Speaker 1: if I buy tampons, they know I got a full box,
- 54:45Speaker 1: so then they hit me and they're like, hey, 20%
- 54:47Speaker 1: off tampon. It's like, you are sick.
- 54:49Speaker 4: I have a tampon question for you.
- 54:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 54:53Speaker 3: You do put it in your ass.
- 54:57Speaker 5: I heard this on another podcast that I listen to,
- 55:01Speaker 5: and so I want to ask you.
- 55:02Speaker 4: Okay.
- 55:04Speaker 5: So, the applicator has to go it be inserted, right?
- 55:09Speaker 5: For it to shoot up.
- 55:09Speaker 1: I wish I had my bag in here. Yeah. Right.
- 55:11Speaker 4: Okay.
- 55:12Speaker 1: Shoot up. Yeah.
- 55:14Speaker 5: It's like a gun to be deployed into.
- 55:16Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
- 55:20Speaker 5: Someone on a podcast said that sometimes it's not lubed
- 55:27Speaker 5: up enough for it to go in. So they put
- 55:31Speaker 5: it in their mouths first and then shove it in there.
- 55:37Speaker 5: Have you heard of this before? And does it make
- 55:39Speaker 5: slash that? So it doesn't make sense.
- 55:41Speaker 4: Slash. Will you try it? Um, someone just commented. What
- 55:47Speaker 4: did I just walk into?
- 55:48Speaker 5: Right.
- 55:50Speaker 1: You got, yeah, you got drafted. I mean, Jason's once
- 55:53Speaker 1: came out as trans and now he's back and now
- 55:55Speaker 1: he's asking you to tell me. Right. I don't know. Um, I, I'm,
- 56:01Speaker 1: I have a question. I, why are you using a tampon?
- 56:03Speaker 1: Cause when you're using a tampon, usually you are like, Right,
- 56:07Speaker 1: there's something to be absorbed. I've experienced where, you know,
- 56:11Speaker 1: you got to put one in because, like, maybe it
- 56:15Speaker 1: might get worse or whatever.
- 56:16Speaker 7: And I have not put it in my mouth.
- 56:20Speaker 4: Okay.
- 56:20Speaker 6: But.
- 56:21Speaker 4: But you could see where maybe people would have to
- 56:24Speaker 4: do that.
- 56:25Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to say, I don't know if
- 56:27Speaker 1: that's sanitary, but, like, I guess other people... might put
- 56:30Speaker 1: their mouth there too.
- 56:31Speaker 5: So I don't, at least it's your own mouth versus
- 56:34Speaker 5: someone else's.
- 56:35Speaker 1: Um, I don't know. I'm a weirdo. I also don't
- 56:37Speaker 1: mind the cardboard ones and the women hate the cardboard ones.
- 56:40Speaker 5: I'm the applicator is cardboard.
- 56:42Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. People will be like, don't like if, if you,
- 56:46Speaker 1: they want to borrow or not borrow, ask for a tampon.
- 56:49Speaker 1: And then like, if it's cardboard, people freak out. It's
- 56:51Speaker 1: not as comfortable, but it, it's biodegradable. I don't know. Um,
- 56:56Speaker 1: the plastic ones, um, You know what else is fucked
- 56:58Speaker 1: up is they just found that there's so many toxins
- 57:01Speaker 1: in tampons. So that's not great. Well, toxic shock comes
- 57:07Speaker 1: if you leave one in too long. I'm going to
- 57:08Speaker 1: blow your mind with something else. And hopefully this person
- 57:11Speaker 1: on TikTok will be even more grossed out. Is that
- 57:14Speaker 1: most women at one point or another in their life
- 57:17Speaker 1: have put one in, forgotten, and then put another one in.
- 57:21Speaker 1: And then pulled one out and gotten surprised when there
- 57:24Speaker 1: was another one.
- 57:25Speaker 5: Oh, no.
- 57:27Speaker 6: Hmm.
- 57:28Speaker 5: How do you get it out if it's too high
- 57:32Speaker 5: up in there?
- 57:33Speaker 1: Well, it's not a never-ending black hole. You do sometimes
- 57:38Speaker 1: have to get up in there. But yeah, sometimes you'll
- 57:40Speaker 1: pull one out and then there'll be another string and
- 57:42Speaker 1: you just didn't know. Also, the pain of putting a
- 57:48Speaker 1: tampon in not the full way, like my first tampon
- 57:51Speaker 1: I put in, it was hanging out a little bit,
- 57:53Speaker 1: is so freaking painful. You should not feel it in
- 57:56Speaker 1: once it's in. It is so painful to not put
- 57:59Speaker 1: it up all the way. And you got to hit
- 58:02Speaker 1: it at an angle.
- 58:03Speaker 3: It's not like straight.
- 58:04Speaker 1: Up and down. There's an art to it. Yeah. And
- 58:10Speaker 1: us back in our day, our moms didn't really teach us.
- 58:13Speaker 1: I think I learned from people at camp. But, you know,
- 58:19Speaker 1: I had to wear them early just because of dance
- 58:21Speaker 1: and stuff, so. And, like, who wants to wear, I
- 58:23Speaker 1: don't understand, like, big diaper pads. If that's your style,
- 58:26Speaker 1: that's your style.
- 58:26Speaker 4: Someone said, yeah, when it sits at the opening, so annoying.
- 58:29Speaker 3: Yes, okay.
- 58:30Speaker 1: See, she knows what I mean.
- 58:31Speaker 4: Lisa knows.
- 58:32Speaker 1: Do you have any other, do you know, like, where
- 58:34Speaker 1: you stick, like, a little, like, the pads and stuff?
- 58:38Speaker 5: So, that changed to me, or was changed to me,
- 58:42Speaker 5: because I thought the pads, like, stuck to your body.
- 58:44Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, a lot of guys do that.
- 58:46Speaker 4: And I didn't know that the pads stick to your underwear, right?
- 58:50Speaker 1: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, like a panty liner?
- 58:52Speaker 4: Yeah. I just assumed that they stuck to you.
- 58:57Speaker 1: No.
- 58:59Speaker 4: But what if you're wearing little underwear?
- 59:02Speaker 1: They make some that are smaller and you can fold
- 59:05Speaker 1: it up into your thong, but I don't know.
- 59:08Speaker 3: They also make underwear that you.
- 59:10Speaker 1: can just like throw away like a diaper well you
- 59:12Speaker 1: don't throw it away you wash it but it's meant
- 59:14Speaker 1: so that you can wear it and like not have.
- 59:15Speaker 4: To wear anything dad for flights in case i see.
- 59:18Speaker 1: Well that's a diaper uh this underwear is just like
- 59:23Speaker 1: is black and you can just like whatever and it's
- 59:25Speaker 1: built to hold it but Yeah. Do you know what
- 59:28Speaker 1: hole it goes in?
- 59:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 59:31Speaker 4: Not your pee hole.
- 59:32Speaker 1: Okay.
- 59:33Speaker 2: Right?
- 59:33Speaker 6: No.
- 59:34Speaker 4: Your sex hole.
- 59:35Speaker 6: Right.
- 59:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 59:36Speaker 1: Okay. I mean.
- 59:37Speaker 4: You know that.
- 59:38Speaker 3: You know more than a lot of guys know. Not
- 59:40Speaker 3: your pee hole, your sex hole.
- 59:42Speaker 1: One time I was washing though and accidentally stuck my
- 59:43Speaker 1: finger like in my pee hole.
- 59:45Speaker 6: Oh.
- 59:45Speaker 1: A little bit.
- 59:46Speaker 4: Is it that big?
- 59:47Speaker 1: I know. Oh. So I like, I was like too
- 59:49Speaker 1: forceful and like accidentally did it. And I was like,
- 59:52Speaker 1: I was changed forever. I didn't know. Like, I didn't know.
- 59:55Speaker 1: I don't know. But yeah. Yeah.
- 59:57Speaker 4: What did it feel like, just pain?
- 59:58Speaker 1: Like, I was just like, ah! Like, I don't know. Like,
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: I didn't, yeah, it's not right. But, yeah, I've never
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: put a tampon in my mouth.
- 1:00:08Speaker 4: Oh, my God, hilarious.
- 1:00:09Speaker 5: So, like, I don't know if you've seen it live,
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: but I'm on TikTok Live, and it's AI summary, so
- 1:00:14Speaker 5: it gives, like, a summary of what we're talking about.
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: Tampons?
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: It says, a casual chat on menstrual products from tampons
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: to pads.
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: It is a casual chat.
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: AI's going to name this episode.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: A casual chat on.
- 1:00:28Speaker 4: Tyno, do you stick it in your mouth? Write that down.
- 1:00:35Speaker 4: Episode 50.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: I'm just glad you're locked in.
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: Like, I really don't care what you want to talk about.
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: But shout out to my friend Max Grossman, who at
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: a party, my friends and I, like, tripped him in
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: a bathroom and put a tampon, like, under the sink.
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: So he could see how it works.
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: Oh, I'd like to see that.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:00:54Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: It absorbs. Sometimes if you break a nose or something,
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: you shove a.
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: Team out there, but.
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: Nosebleeds. Yeah.
- 1:01:00Speaker 4: I go through nosebleed, like, eras where I randomly get
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: a lot of nosebleeds. Is it the cocaine? I think
- 1:01:09Speaker 4: when it's, like, dry.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: You know there's different sizes, too?
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:01:13Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: Ultra.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: What's, like, the biggest one called? Heavy flow.
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: I've never heard of ultra.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: Is that?
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: Did I just make that up?
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: Wait, I know there's... Did I just make that up? No,
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: you might have not. Now I'm blanking on what the... Oh, light.
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: Ew.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: I don't want you to call it a junior. Light
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: slash junior.
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: Regular.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: Holds six... Oh, they're telling me how much it holds.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: Holds six to nine grams of fluid.
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: How are you supposed to know how much fluid is
- 1:01:44Speaker 4: coming out?
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: Super plus... Oh, ultra.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: You're so right.
- 1:01:47Speaker 5: Period.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: I didn't know there was something above super, but there's
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: super plus and ultra. Okay. The highest standard absorbency for
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: a very heavy float. I mean, I'm not judging, but wow.
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: Oh, Berto says he listens to every episode. Thank you, Berto.
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Berto.
- 1:02:08Speaker 4: Yeah. So what's the biggest?
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: I guess ultra.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: I guess it's.
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: See, I knew.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: I thought there was just like.
- 1:02:14Speaker 4: If I had a vagina, I would definitely have an
- 1:02:15Speaker 4: ultra vagina.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: It's not always, like, I hate that it's become, like,
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: a fucking, like, your vagina's loosey-goosey. It's not really about that. Like,
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: people just have, like, different flows. Like, some people are
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: on the pill and it's more controlled. Like, some people.
- 1:02:27Speaker 4: How are you supposed to know?
- 1:02:29Speaker 5: Like.
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: You just, like, get a feel.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: I mean, like, if you use, like, a light and
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: you need to change it in, like, two minutes. Because
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: sometimes if you sneeze, that sucker can pop out. You know?
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: I had to put one in while I was driving
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: one time.
- 1:02:45Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: Ooh. I know. I know. And poor me.
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: I got my period young.
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: Young.
- 1:02:51Speaker 4: Oh, so you've been at it for a minute?
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: Young. I've been at it for a long time. And
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: the boobs come, and then everybody's looking at you, and you,
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: do I wear a bra? I don't know. It's a
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: whole thing. Okay. Anyways, thank you for that. Okay, so
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: I'm going to do two because I did two. I'm
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: going to give a bonus.
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: Haley Bieber, weird as hell. Not a fan of her
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: as a person. There's a lot of proof online if
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: you want it. Also, an old post of hers like
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: talking about Halloween and how it's like a devil's holiday
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: just resurfaced. And I was like, you're crazy. Anyways, I
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: have to give it up because I tried her road
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: products for the first time. Her blush is wonderful, blendable,
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: not spotty. And her lip gloss, her peptide lip gloss,
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: the like the O.G., That, you know, comes in the
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: phone case. Those are both really great. So I have
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: to shout her out on those. Yeah, great products. And
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: then my last one is, and I know you probably
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: won't be able to relate to this feeling, but I.
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: Really fucking miss getting ready with my friends like I
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: really fucking miss it like there's music on and people
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: are running around and like you're ripping shots but then
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: you're trying on stuff and you're borrowing stuff like I
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: just miss like that's almost more fun than the going
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: out for me I just miss a house full of
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: girls getting ready. Girlhood. Girlhood. The vibes are right. I
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: would give anything to get ready to go out with
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: my friends. And there's always the friend who takes too long.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: There's always the friend who's up early, who's ready early,
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: sitting there waiting for everyone else. And they'd all say,
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: what are we wearing tonight? And that really pissed me off.
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: Cause I'd be like, why do we have to all
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: wear the same thing?
- 1:04:40Speaker 6: Right.
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: Now I just chat that.
- 1:04:42Speaker 6: Right.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: Yeah, you do.
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: Um, and then my crash out, I had, I had,
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: let me see.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: Let me see. Cause I think I had a couple. Um,
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: I'm just going to say, I cannot stand when someone is,
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: uses an example of someone with worse behavior justifying their behavior. So, like,
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: when you're a kid, which I'm sure I used this, but, like,
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: you get in trouble and you're like, Mom, like, I
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: could be doing heroin. Like, I hate when adults are like,
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: I'm getting in trouble for this behavior.
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: You should, you know, X, Y, Z. People are doing X, Y, Z. Like,
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: they're both wrong.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: Like, just because you're doing less doesn't make it not wrong.
- 1:05:31Speaker 7: And I just can't stand when.
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: People, like, say, I can't believe this.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying?
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: Because I'm out of words.
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: So do you know what I'm saying? Yeah.
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: Like, it's almost like what you're doing is wrong. You
- 1:05:46Speaker 4: got caught up.
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: But instead of, like, owning it, you're trying to deflect
- 1:05:49Speaker 5: to someone that you think is doing something worse.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: People do it way worse.
- 1:05:53Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: And I just can't stand that.
- 1:06:01Speaker 4: No, I totally get it. Just, I don't know.
- 1:06:05Speaker 5: I'm a firm believer in, like, and I think that
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: takes a lot of mental work as well to be like.
- 1:06:11Speaker 4: You fucked up, you fucked up.
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: Like, it's okay. It depends.
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: I mean, I'll admit, sometimes it hits me harder than others.
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: I actually just learned that an ADHD thing is, like,
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: it hurts really bad to get criticism, but, like, I'm,
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: I can tell my mental state by, and I'll be
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: the first to say I fucked up. Actually, I blame
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: everything on myself.
- 1:06:28Speaker 7: But, like, sometimes it's easier, or sometimes.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: You have a knee-jerk reaction, but, yeah, I just been
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: working on that obviously um but i constantly fuck up
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: so i feel like i don't know no you don't.
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: Um so my crash out is.
- 1:06:47Speaker 5: Our parents and technology my dad decided that he was
- 1:06:53Speaker 5: going to get a new phone well he needed a
- 1:06:55Speaker 5: new phone so i went down there he got it
- 1:06:58Speaker 5: i went down there on sunday and he had never
- 1:07:03Speaker 5: backed up anything into the cloud, so has no sort
- 1:07:06Speaker 5: of backup or anything. Everything's just on his phone, right?
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: So it makes it a little bit difficult when you're
- 1:07:11Speaker 5: trying to set up a new phone because there's nothing
- 1:07:13Speaker 5: to work off of, right? So he couldn't get any
- 1:07:16Speaker 5: of his games that he plays, the apps to work, right?
- 1:07:20Speaker 5: So I was like, okay, well, we need to- What
- 1:07:22Speaker 5: does he play? Like poker and just fishing game and
- 1:07:26Speaker 5: just like the.
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: Duco, right?
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: Sudoku or Sudoku?
- 1:07:34Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: I don't know either. This is like... I don't know
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: if we.
- 1:07:37Speaker 3: I think we sound.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: Shibuzy, I think we sound so dumb in this episode
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: because we... I don't know.
- 1:07:43Speaker 4: I feel like I'm thoroughly entertained. Okay, good. And so...
- 1:07:49Speaker 4: So I go down there.
- 1:07:50Speaker 5: It takes 45 minutes to an hour to back up
- 1:07:53Speaker 5: his phone into the cloud. I had to buy more
- 1:07:55Speaker 5: storage because... What do you have on here?
- 1:07:57Speaker 4: Like, what are you doing? So.
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: Then I go to like reset up the new phone
- 1:08:04Speaker 5: and he knows the Apple password, but doesn't know the
- 1:08:06Speaker 5: Gmail password. So then all of the apps just grayed out.
- 1:08:10Speaker 6: Right.
- 1:08:11Speaker 5: And so I was like, okay, well I can't mess
- 1:08:12Speaker 5: with this anymore. You have to go to the Apple store.
- 1:08:14Speaker 5: Like I can't help you. Well, let me reset your password.
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: Like whatever.
- 1:08:17Speaker 5: So for the last two, I just get so mad
- 1:08:19Speaker 5: because I was like, why? Why are you like this? Like, well, like, why?
- 1:08:23Speaker 5: And my mom was like, well, that's your dad. I'm like,
- 1:08:26Speaker 5: you got multiple emails going on, multiple passwords. Like, what
- 1:08:29Speaker 5: are we doing? The man doesn't even check email.
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: Like, what?
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: How do you have multiple emails? So that was my
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: crash out of the day.
- 1:08:35Speaker 5: But today I feel so sorry for the Apple store
- 1:08:38Speaker 5: in the Orland Park, Orland Square Mall, because Jim Brown
- 1:08:42Speaker 5: is headed your way.
- 1:08:43Speaker 4: As we speak. And God.
- 1:08:47Speaker 5: Please be with whatever Genius Bar employee is about to have.
- 1:08:53Speaker 4: To do this.
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: For me, my dad, like, he will ask me a
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: question cause he doesn't know something, but he also, I
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: think is really uncomfortable not knowing something and probably with
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: me teaching him.
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: So it's like, he asked me and then we get into.
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: Like the craziest fights because he's like, not understanding what
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: I'm trying to say.
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: And he's like, you're not hearing what I'm saying. It's like,
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: you're asking me for help.
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: And now we're beefing, like just surrender and let me
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: show you.
- 1:09:18Speaker 5: It was this, it was the complete opposite. We were
- 1:09:20Speaker 5: working on, we being my mom and myself were working
- 1:09:23Speaker 5: on his phone and he was napping in the chair.
- 1:09:25Speaker 5: This is a beautiful life. We're just napping. And then
- 1:09:29Speaker 5: out of nowhere, no one said to do this at all.
- 1:09:31Speaker 5: My mom texts me that night. She's like, well, I
- 1:09:33Speaker 5: fully deleted his old phone. Well, Why? No one, no one,
- 1:09:40Speaker 5: no one asked you to do it.
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: Doesn't she think he might want it?
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: I didn't even ask why. I was just, I was
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: too stunned.
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: We did a full factory reset.
- 1:09:54Speaker 4: I was too stunned.
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: All his numbers are gone.
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: Every photo, every text.
- 1:09:59Speaker 5: The new phone is not in any sort of operable scenario, right?
- 1:10:06Speaker 5: And she thought the best thing to do is just
- 1:10:09Speaker 5: factory reset the old phone.
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: Okay. Like, that's where we're at.
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: Yeah. Your parents aren't boomers, right? Because my mom's on
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: the young end of boomer.
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: I think they are boomer, right?
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: What year were they born?
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: So my mom was 64. I know my mom's 63.
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: Is your mom?
- 1:10:27Speaker 3: And my dad is 57. So I think she might
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: be a boomer.
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: Wait.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: Young boomers. Older boomers and younger boomers.
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: Oh, yep.
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: 64.
- 1:10:44Speaker 4: Oh, wow. So she's right there.
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, my mom has fully deleted every photo
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: from a digital camera, like from photos that I needed.
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: A screenshot to her is taking a photo of her screen,
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: like the computer screen. And one time we got into
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: a massive fight because she was sending me something I
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: needed to copy and paste. And it was before the
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: iPhone came out with the best feature ever, which is
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: to highlight the fucking text. Like, you guys did your
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: big one on that one. But, yeah. And so I
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: kept saying, please copy and paste and send it to me.
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: And we were literally screaming at each other. And I'm like,
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: I can't do anything with this photo of your computer. But, yeah.
- 1:11:23Speaker 4: I was like, y'all are... I can't. I can't. I
- 1:11:28Speaker 4: did not expect this to be a whole... afternoon project
- 1:11:32Speaker 4: i have.
- 1:11:33Speaker 5: Other things i need to do today i and he's
- 1:11:36Speaker 5: just like i need you he gets i get there
- 1:11:38Speaker 5: and he's like i just need you to look at
- 1:11:39Speaker 5: my phone i was like oh okay didn't know that
- 1:11:41Speaker 5: it was this deep but i didn't know that we
- 1:11:43Speaker 5: were so.
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: Oh i used to handle my nana's mileage accounts her
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: ipad her and she would choose passwords and yeah i
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: i'm sorry i know your pain.
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: So that was that was the crash out.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: Okay well tell him on tiktok is anyone in here Yeah.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: Tell them where they can find us, what we're about. Yeah.
- 1:12:05Speaker 5: Oh, someone said, perfect timing to see you guys. I'm
- 1:12:07Speaker 5: a teacher and I'm on my lunch break. Thank you
- 1:12:09Speaker 5: for being a teacher.
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: Oh, yes. Thank you.
- 1:12:12Speaker 4: This is not the tangent.
- 1:12:12Speaker 5: This is a different podcast called The Top Five that
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: Kaylin and I just do. But you can listen to
- 1:12:17Speaker 5: that as well and The Tangent and our On Demand channel.
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: Anywhere you find podcasts.
- 1:12:21Speaker 4: Anywhere you find podcasts.
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: What do we do during The Top Five?
- 1:12:25Speaker 5: We talk about five things that each of us like
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: and then we talk.
- 1:12:27Speaker 4: Shit in between.
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: And we end with?
- 1:12:30Speaker 4: Our crash out, which we just did.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: Okay, perfect. Bye-bye.
- 1:12:35Speaker 4: I wonder what you're having for lunch.
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: Can you tell me what you're having for lunch?
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: We can still talk to her, but we can go away.
- 1:12:40Speaker 6: Bye. Bye.