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Phone Tap PODCAST: Peter and Gobbs · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I von to tap your phone. Uh thanks, all right,
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  Speaker 1: Well let's just get into the phones out. That's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be like a new character. No, no, no, already
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  Speaker 1: been done. And today we call a guy who's thirty
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  Speaker 1: year high school reunion is coming up, and according to
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  Speaker 1: his wife, he's not looking forward to it. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: he's old. Sorry, I gotta find people that are older
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  Speaker 1: than me and make fun of that. He actually finds
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  Speaker 1: it really annoying. So if he's that torked about an
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  Speaker 1: old high school get together, I wonder how he'll feel
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  Speaker 1: when we tell him about the other mystery reunion that
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  Speaker 1: he has to go to. You're gonna find out what
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  Speaker 1: it is in your brand new phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: The twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Peter? Yes it is
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  Speaker 1: who's calling? Hey man, it's Jack Jack. Yeah, I'm sorry Jack?
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  Speaker 1: Who Jack Gobbins from elementary. I'm sorry, I who dude.
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  Speaker 1: We were like best nis. We went to school together
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  Speaker 1: and you used to call me Gobs, remember, No, I
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  Speaker 1: really know. I call this Peter and Gobs like Calvin
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  Speaker 1: and Hobbs, like the comic strip. Dude, I'm sorry, this
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  Speaker 1: is a long time ago. I don't remember that, bro.
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  Speaker 1: We were always getting into mischief and and I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I moved away in third grade, so I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's okay if you don't remember exactly. But man,
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  Speaker 1: Peter and Gobs bro cool. So what can I do
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  Speaker 1: for you? I don't know if you remember, man, we
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  Speaker 1: had a bet a long time ago. And now once
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  Speaker 1: you got married, someday you said I could sleep with
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  Speaker 1: your wife. What. No, I'm totally kidding. Got you so good,
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  Speaker 1: of course, man. That was what we do though, Peter
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  Speaker 1: and Gobs back at it, always joking around and making jokes.
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  Speaker 1: So what can I do for you? Anyway? The real
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  Speaker 1: reason I'm calling is, as you know, the thirty year
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  Speaker 1: elementary school reunions happening this weekend, and I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to make sure you're gonna be there. Man, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know that elementary schools did reunions, so not really
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  Speaker 1: planning on it. No, what, bro, Come on, everyone's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be there. I'm sure you got the email, right, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think so. No, well, no emails, no nothing. Well
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  Speaker 1: now you know, okay, you didn't see the email. But
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  Speaker 1: now you're gonna go right because I'm giving you the
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  Speaker 1: heads up. It's a couple of days away. Huh. I
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  Speaker 1: doubt I'll be able to go, but I'll look into
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  Speaker 1: it and i'll see. All right, if you're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: like that, we'll figure it out. I guess. Hey, but
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  Speaker 1: when I do see you, whenever, that's gonna be. Can
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  Speaker 1: I get that money? What money? Dude? We are getting old.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like my memory's slipping too. I don't blame you, man,
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  Speaker 1: Well the money, dude? You remember the dollars seventy five
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  Speaker 1: that I lent you for chocolate milk and you promise
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  Speaker 1: pay me back. No, I don't remember that at all.
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  Speaker 1: You are totally with me. You are trolling me right now. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: A dollar seventy five thirty years ago. Yeah, you would
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  Speaker 1: really expect somebody to remember that, dude, It's only a
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  Speaker 1: dollar seventy five. I sure you have it. I'm you're
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  Speaker 1: good for it, right, Just no, dude, nmomi, are you
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  Speaker 1: being serious right now? Why do you care about a
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  Speaker 1: dollar seventy five? And what in the world are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's calm down, Let's not
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  Speaker 1: get the blood pressure up. I know a couple of
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  Speaker 1: old dudes. Okay, Well we have a deal, right. A
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  Speaker 1: deal is a deal. We don't have a deal. I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea, So no good luck, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: have fun at the reunion. Before you hang up, you
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  Speaker 1: need to know that I am a lawyer. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: just hang up. Man. You know, good for you. You're
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  Speaker 1: a lawyer. So what do you want? You're going to
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  Speaker 1: assume me for a dollar seventy five? Cut the bullet. Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I deal with als like you every single day, all right,
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  Speaker 1: rejects that rolls like me. You refuse to pay your
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  Speaker 1: debts even though you have the money. You call oh
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  Speaker 1: and who and who answered? Are you being serious right now? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: Are you being serious right now? I feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to pull something. No. I asked you if you're
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  Speaker 1: being serious, and I want to know are you being serious? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Both answer on three? One two three? I'm being serious.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't answer. I didn't answer because I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea what you're talking about. Mister moneybags with a
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  Speaker 1: job who can't afford a dollar seventy five. I know
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing. You're just trying to screw me. I
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  Speaker 1: don't para what the hell you're talking about? Okay, it's
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  Speaker 1: a dollar seventy five? Then I don't even know about Okay, Well, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go. No, you don't have to go because
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  Speaker 1: I have your address. Bro, great, you come on over
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  Speaker 1: and I'll kick you. Okay, cool, Well I'll just show
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  Speaker 1: up to four seven An Avenue West. You actually have
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  Speaker 1: my headdress? You six? What are you doing? Your wife
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  Speaker 1: gave it to me, man, She told me to come
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  Speaker 1: on over whenever I wanted. Okay, this is where you
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  Speaker 1: need to stop because I am really going to kill
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  Speaker 1: you if you okay, we really do need to stop
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  Speaker 1: because this is a prank. Man, Please don't kill me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting scared. Do you mean it's to print? My
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  Speaker 1: name is actually Jose from a radio show called Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Man, this is not real. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: your wife set you up. She's the one. She said
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  Speaker 1: you'd been complaining about your upcoming at high school reunion,
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  Speaker 1: so she thought it'd be funny to also give you
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  Speaker 1: an elementary school reunion to be mad about. And it worked.
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  Speaker 1: You almost hit me, man, You almost shand me. You
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  Speaker 1: know what that means, Peter and Gobs. We're back in
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  Speaker 1: action again, bro yo. Yeah, Peter and Gobs. Yeah see,
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  Speaker 1: I'll see you at the reunion. Yeah. Oh, you son
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  Speaker 1: of them. Wake up every morning with fun tabs weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties on ruin ninety two point five