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Phone Tap: Talkin' Turkey Legs · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Alexis have been to Renaissance fairs for what you're doing
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  Speaker 1: at the renfair a lot, Yeah, and they made a
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  Speaker 1: lot of unique individuals who participate in those. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: one couple went there recently and they've been going for
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  Speaker 1: the last five years now. It is tradition for a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people. Yeah. And the lady reached out to
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  Speaker 1: us saying we should prank her husband because under his
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  Speaker 1: kilt he refused to wear underwear to the event. I'm
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  Speaker 1: supposed to write, I don't technically, but most people. Please
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  Speaker 1: just assume every man with the kills there's children around.
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  Speaker 1: However you feel about it, I'm not gonna doth protest
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  Speaker 1: her idea. In fact, it sounds like a very fine
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  Speaker 1: idea for your brand new phone. Tap right now on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, what hoe is this, sir? Michael Steve? Ah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: My name is Chadwick from the renfare Board, from the
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  Speaker 1: Renaissance fair. Ah, yes, the land of gallant knights, fair
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  Speaker 1: maidens and rivers of grog. Did you partake good sir? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I was there. Um. That's the question you're asking, what
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  Speaker 1: is this? What is this all about? Alas, I must
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  Speaker 1: decree this shall be your final visit to our glorious
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  Speaker 1: and noble gathering. But what do you mean? You are
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  Speaker 1: hubuy and forevermore banished from these walls, and if you
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  Speaker 1: attemptory entry, our fine centuries will approach and giveth you
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  Speaker 1: the royal businessness? Can you talk in normal English to this?
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  Speaker 1: I can understand you. Yeah, okay, Sure. We had a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of accusations that you weren't wearing anything under your kilt.
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  Speaker 1: What yeah, and people saw it. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: anyone would would accuse me of that. I mean like,
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  Speaker 1: were you wearing underwear? I mean no, I wasn't. But
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  Speaker 1: did the nobleman of Dungree Castle in Galway County wear them? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I think do no. But that was the sixteenth century
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  Speaker 1: and now we've had scientific advances called underwear. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't ban me for a rule that doesn't even exist.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you guys don't have that laid out anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: It sound like I saw that rule anywhere. To be fair,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we should have to tell every patron, hey,
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  Speaker 1: do you got your underwear on? Okay? You can come
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  Speaker 1: in fine. I kind of know that this is literally
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  Speaker 1: the first time I'm hearing of this, But I'll just
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  Speaker 1: wear them next year. It's like, you don't need to.
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  Speaker 1: I'm afraid that the vendors that the artisan marketplace won't
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  Speaker 1: allow that. What is it to them? You know the
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  Speaker 1: turkult guy, Joe so that you made some comments comparing it.
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  Speaker 1: What are you trying to say that He said that
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  Speaker 1: I compared it to his turkey legs. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe in your case it was just like a turkey wing.
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  Speaker 1: You've come on, that's the case. You should probably go
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  Speaker 1: see a doctor get that checked up. Well, actually, that
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  Speaker 1: never happened. I don't know where he's getting this information
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  Speaker 1: from and why he's accusing me of that. Absolutely never happened.
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  Speaker 1: Look Sir Michael or Mike Mikey whatever, I want to
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  Speaker 1: believe you. But then Felix, you know the guy who
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  Speaker 1: works in the magic potion booth, he filed a complaint. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what did he say? He said something that you mentioned
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  Speaker 1: something about your magic wand and then you shouted Alcima's
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  Speaker 1: eye and then you flashed him. What. Yeah, no, way,
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  Speaker 1: that did not happen. You're denying it. Yeah, absolutely, that
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  Speaker 1: did not happen. I don't understand. And who is making
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  Speaker 1: up this nonsense and spreading these lives that did not happen.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure it didn't happen? Because others have come forward,
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  Speaker 1: like you know, Marian made Marian at ye old caricature shop.
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  Speaker 1: What is she going to say that I flashed her too? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: she didn't say that you flashed her. But I did
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  Speaker 1: have Joe the turkey leg guy describe what he saw
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  Speaker 1: and Marian used her face paints to make a rendition.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a full second. You had made Marian do a
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  Speaker 1: police sketch of my dad. We didn't make her do it.
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  Speaker 1: She'd the dad of her own free will. This is
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  Speaker 1: absolutely insane. I want to be on your side here,
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  Speaker 1: so maybe if you just send me a jung pick
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  Speaker 1: of your turkey leg right now, you are out of
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  Speaker 1: your mind. That is not going to happen. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: then I'll just have to run it past your wife, Rachel,
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  Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of this. By all means,
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  Speaker 1: please do because I would never ever embarrass my wife
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  Speaker 1: by doing something stupid like what you're saying. This is
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  Speaker 1: absolutely ridiculous. Well that's interesting because she would embarrass you
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  Speaker 1: by putting this conversation on the radio and making you
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  Speaker 1: the target of a prank phone call? Are you serious? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: She would do that. Is this a prank call? Did
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  Speaker 1: Rachel set this up? She did for I am sir
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  Speaker 1: jeff of the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: And this does be a phone tap? Wow? Wow, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you have been tapised. I can't believe it. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe that you just admitted to not wearing underwear under
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  Speaker 1: your kills. I'm sure it wasn't the only one. That
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  Speaker 1: doesn't make it okay, I mean made Mary and clearly
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  Speaker 1: she had something to say about didn't she. Do you
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  Speaker 1: want to compare turkey legs? Bro No, I'm good Man's
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