Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Almost First Class

Transcript

Phone Tap: Almost First Class · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call all right, it's time for
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: your phone tap. And today Brook calls a guy who
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: will be boarding a plane tomorrow to let him know
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: some unfortunate news. He's been bumped, but it could be
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: an opportunity of a lifetime for him to try out
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: the new airline seating policy that was just invented by
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning genius stuff here. Yeah, Now,
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: instead of just first class business and economy, there's a
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: whole bunch of new options that I promise you've never
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: thought of before. And I think he's going to be
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: surprised by the underwhelming choices in your phone tap right now,
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name is Kelsey
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: and I'm calling from Airlines customer support. I'm looking to
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: speak with Corey. Yeah this of course. Hey Corey, how
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: are you today? I'm doing fantastic great. I was calling
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: because I see here that you have a first class
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: ticket to Boston tomorrow at ten am. I do. I'm
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: sorry to inform you, but we did have a booking
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: error and we overbooked that flight, and unfortunately we will
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: have to bump you. Well, yes, I apologize. We take
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: full responsibility. I mean, that's why I'm calling. Are you serious?
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: I know it can feel like a lot these changes,
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: but we are going to help you rebook your flight
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: free of charge, so don't worry. All right, So, what
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: a great question. We just have to figure out the
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: right seat for you, the right see, you should be
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: back to your first class. Well that's interesting. I don't
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: know if you realize this, but since you booked, the
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: airline has revamped their seat policies and we have many
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: more options for you to pick from. What does that mean?
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: The problem is, we don't have any premium first class available,
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: but we do have an economy first class seat. The
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: economy first class. It's one of our newest packages we're offering,
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: so you'll be in that first class section of the plane,
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: but with all the amenities of economy. I don't understand.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: I thought you say it first class. Yes, well, it's
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: located in first class. It's located in first class, but
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: I don't have any first class of mindy. Pick of
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: it this way. So you know those large, plush first
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: class seats. Yeah, so everyone else around you will have those,
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: but you won't. I'll scale a little confus here. Okay,
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: maybe I should be more direct. I'll say that you
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: will have one economy chair, but you will be in
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: the first class section. What you'll see the first class people,
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: smell the first class food. You'll still be served with
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: the economy class meal. Why would anybody want that? It
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: sounds really terrible. So I'm hearing that that's not an
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: option for you. Okay, that's fine, we have some other options.
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: Anything about economy first class? Okay, I'm making a note,
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: no economy first class. Now you might be interested in
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: first class economy. That pretty much sounds no, it's very different, sir.
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: So you'll actually be an economy class, but you will
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: get a first class napkin, first class napkin. Yeah, that's right.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: You'll get a little taste of first class and a
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: complimentary class of champagne. You know, if someone in first
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: class doesn't finish theirs, I mean, are you kidding me? Okay,
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: I am sensing that you are not into the first
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: class economy or the economy first class options. Am I right? No,
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not as any of those options. You don't have
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: any normal first class seats like the one I paid for? Um,
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: let me see. Oh wait a second, we do have
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: a spot in the first class overhead lounge that's directly
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: above the first class seats. Do you mean like the
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: luggist apartment? Oh, so you've flown it before. No, I
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: have not flown it. I am a full grown man.
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: Oh I think you have the wrong idea. I'm sure
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: you're picturing being all crammed in a normal overhead compartment.
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: This is the first class one, so much roomier, I
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: mean almost forty more space and they have holes so
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: you can breathe Do you hear your hand to me?
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: You want me to fly side of the luggist apartment? Like?
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: Are you crazy? But it's in first class? I mean,
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: who doesn't want to be in first class? Not trying
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: to make it better because you put first class in
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: part of it? Say first class does not make it better? Well?
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: Does it make it better? If I say this is
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: a first class overhead economy? Prank? A first class Let
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: make a prank. What are you talking about? I'm talking
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: about My name is actually Brooke for the radio show
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: Brook at Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. No, get outa here. This is
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: a joke. Yes, your buddy Guyler set you up. He
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: said you booked a first class ticket for the first time,
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: which is awesome, so he wanted us to mess with you.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: Are you a serious I thought you really wanted me
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: to stay in the overhead compartment. Are you sure we
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: can't offer you a first class napkin? And it's got
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: the airline logo on it? No way? Wake up every
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: morning with funk tabs weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning