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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sand Sheriff · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's almost
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  Speaker 1: time for your phone tap. And whenever we do these,
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  Speaker 1: we never really know how the person on the line's
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  Speaker 1: going to react. Yeah, sometimes they get really mad with
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  Speaker 1: with us. Sometimes they get kind of quiet. Sometimes they cry,
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  Speaker 1: oh my gosh. At least when Brooke does it, she
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  Speaker 1: loves that a little, A little. I don't love it.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Occasionally the person that's being pranked is so
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  Speaker 1: skeptical about why we're calling that they just think it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of funny. And that's what happens today when our
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  Speaker 1: own Jose Bolanos calls a woman demanding answers. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: I try to demand. He wants answers about her family
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  Speaker 1: trip to the beach. This is serious and it's your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now. The twenties. Hello, Hello, my name
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  Speaker 1: is Sergeant Miller. I'm calling from the State Parks and
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  Speaker 1: Recreation Department. I'm looking for Heathers. Please. This is Heather. Hello, Heather,
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  Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Did you visit a
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  Speaker 1: Point Beach on Saturday afternoon? Yes, m and was your
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  Speaker 1: family with you? Yes? What was this regarding, Well, we
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  Speaker 1: had reports of a family that was stealing sand from
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  Speaker 1: the beach and we're just trying to follow up on
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  Speaker 1: that report. Excuse you, I'm sorry. Yes, we have a
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  Speaker 1: video of your car leaving the beach at around the
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  Speaker 1: time that the sand theft was reported. Okay, I know
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  Speaker 1: you're laughing, man, but we don't take these lightly. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm just stealing sand, are you kidding? Well, theft
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  Speaker 1: is not a joke. So stealing is stealing, and you
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  Speaker 1: are one of the main suspects right now, and that
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  Speaker 1: is why I'm on the phone with your man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry, but I'm a main suspect for stealing sand
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  Speaker 1: from state property. Correct, you're stealing from the state. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I just it's a park. It's a people go there
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Like you even get sand in your shoes? Like,
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  Speaker 1: how is so you're kidding? So are you telling me
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  Speaker 1: right now that you smuggled sand out in your shoes?
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  Speaker 1: I just sand just get in your shoes. Sand can
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  Speaker 1: get everywhere, okay, so account for every grain of sand.
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  Speaker 1: So are you saying that you did smuggle the sand
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  Speaker 1: but in places you would rather not mention to me?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I did get sand. I did get sand
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  Speaker 1: in places like my shoe, and my kids got it
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  Speaker 1: in their shoes and teaching them young huh, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: be a joke. Listen. We do take this very seriously.
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  Speaker 1: So I need you to be honest with me, and
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  Speaker 1: I need you to tell me what happened that day. Okay, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I can be honest with you. My family and I
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  Speaker 1: we went to the beach and set up a little
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  Speaker 1: area to lounge around, and then we packed up our stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and then we last. I mean, I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how much sand you're looking for. Well, I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: you asked. We actually measured the area, and we are
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  Speaker 1: missing about two handfuls coincidentally child sized handfuls of sand.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you serious? Of course, I'm serious.
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  Speaker 1: You just said you teaching your kids bringing them to
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  Speaker 1: the beach. We're missing two handfuls of sand from children
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  Speaker 1: that match your children's description, and you are laughing right now.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. Okay, who is this? Listen? I'm the city's
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  Speaker 1: sand sheriff. I take my job very seriously. Laugh it up,
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  Speaker 1: laugh it up. You know how long it took me
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  Speaker 1: to become the sheriff of the sandman? So ridiculous. I
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  Speaker 1: can't the sand sheriff. Correct the sand sheriff. That can't
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  Speaker 1: be a real thing. Oh it is. Do you realize
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  Speaker 1: how much sand is taken from our city's beaches every year?
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  Speaker 1: Who do you think regulates that? Correct? Thank you laugh
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  Speaker 1: all you want, But you know what, just letting you
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  Speaker 1: know the answer to the question of how much sand
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  Speaker 1: is stolen is I don't know. None of us do
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  Speaker 1: because of waves and other things. I mean, we definitely
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  Speaker 1: do not want it to become a problem in the community. Ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: Can you please stop laughing. I'm doing an investigation. I
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  Speaker 1: really got to go here. But I just want to
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  Speaker 1: let you know that me and my family we stole
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  Speaker 1: a lot of sand, like a lot. We're tell it
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  Speaker 1: on the black market. Okay, you are being sarcastic, aren't you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you want to be funny? How about I tell your
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  Speaker 1: employer what you just said? Angela from Insurance, Wait, how
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  Speaker 1: do you. How do you know Angela, because she set
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  Speaker 1: you up for this thief, set me up for what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't understand for this phone tap. What's up?
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  Speaker 1: My name is jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you right now. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, your boss, Angela set you up. Oh my gosh, Angela. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: apparently she loves all the hard work you've been putting in,
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  Speaker 1: all the extra hours. And then you told her you
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  Speaker 1: took your family to the beach the other day. And
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  Speaker 1: that's where I come in. Boy, I knew it couldn't
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  Speaker 1: be real, sand Sheriff. I mean, here we go again.
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  Speaker 1: How dare you disrespect the badge, the sand badge. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna lock you up in a sand castle. Wake up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with phone taps weekday mornings. On the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Holy On removing ninety two point five