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Phone Tap: Automology Expert · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: There's a common stereotype, an unfair one, that if you're
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  Speaker 3: a single woman and you show up to a mechanic,
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  Speaker 3: they're gonna take advantage of the fact that you probably
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  Speaker 3: don't know a lot about cars. So Alexis, please prove
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  Speaker 3: that to be not true.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know anything they tell me is wrong usually
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  Speaker 2: probably is wrong. Right, that's right, all.
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  Speaker 4: The money charge me one thousands.
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  Speaker 3: If Alexis can't disprove it, then Brooke will. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 3: calls an auto shop today with a chip on her shoulder,
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  Speaker 3: and the guy on the phone better not try any
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  Speaker 3: funny business because Brook onto him early and often in
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  Speaker 3: your phone.
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  Speaker 5: Tat right now another auto repair Brendan.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, I am a woman and I am not going
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  Speaker 4: to be taken advantage of. Okay, Yeah, I have an
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  Speaker 4: issue with my vehicle and I need to bring it in.
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  Speaker 4: Is that okay with you, of course, or do you
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  Speaker 4: want to may explain me the directions on how to
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  Speaker 4: get there?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, if you do need directions, I knew.
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  Speaker 2: You'd be the type. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just letting you know that I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: be overcharged for some dumb things or get talked down
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  Speaker 4: to because you think you're better than me.
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  Speaker 5: God, that's not what we intend to do here at all.
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  Speaker 5: If you want to come in, you're more than welcome.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, great, that's fine, because I know my cars, I
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  Speaker 4: believe you, and I.
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  Speaker 5: Just want to let you know we treat everyone equal here.
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  Speaker 2: I believe that when I see it.
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  Speaker 4: So I have a twenty fourteen Honda Civic and when
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  Speaker 4: I drive, the hug nut seems off.
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  Speaker 2: What the hug nuts on the wheels?
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  Speaker 5: The hug I'm sorry, is it possible that you mean
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  Speaker 5: the lug nut?
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  Speaker 4: And here we go patronizing me because I'm a woman, miss,
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  Speaker 4: and you're a man and you know cor parts better
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  Speaker 4: than me.
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  Speaker 5: No, miss, I didn't mean that at all. I just
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  Speaker 5: I wanted to let you know that that's that's what
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  Speaker 5: it is called.
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  Speaker 4: No, I just wanted to let you know that I
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  Speaker 4: grew up around cars my whole life. I have ridden
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  Speaker 4: in cars since I was a baby, so I know
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  Speaker 4: hug nuts and dipplesticks.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even mess with me.
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  Speaker 5: We can call it that if that's what makes you
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  Speaker 5: feel more comfortable. I'm probably wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Oh the first rights thing you've said. That is the
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  Speaker 2: first right thing you've said. So back to my issue.
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  Speaker 2: The hug nuts are off.
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  Speaker 4: And also I've noticed the metacritic converter isn't funneling right.
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  Speaker 5: The converter. We'll we'll go.
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  Speaker 2: With that exactly.
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  Speaker 4: So I got down underneath the car and I noticed
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  Speaker 4: this weird so I unscrewed it and all this brown
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  Speaker 4: liquid came out. Let me tell you that brown liquid
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  Speaker 4: did not look good and it did not taste good.
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  Speaker 5: You tasted it.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, how else would you know if it's spoiled or not.
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  Speaker 2: Oh God, and let me tell you it tasted wrong.
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  Speaker 2: It was off. And that's when I knew that the
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  Speaker 2: blinker fluid done.
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  Speaker 5: You said, blinker flood.
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  Speaker 2: You must be new. You know the brown sticky liquid.
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  Speaker 2: Lets you change your blinker man.
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  Speaker 5: You're talking about the oil, right. I'm trying to be
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  Speaker 5: nice here, and I just I don't think that has
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  Speaker 5: anything to do with your blinker.
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  Speaker 2: Where do you come from? Did you even go to
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  Speaker 2: automotive school?
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  Speaker 4: My god, it probably didn't even study automotiology, idiot.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, the oil, if you want to call it that. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: I got rid of it.
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  Speaker 5: You got rid of all the oil, yes, And.
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  Speaker 2: The problem is now whenever I drive there's a funny smell.
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  Speaker 5: Man, that's because your car's burning up. You have no
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  Speaker 5: oil in your car.
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  Speaker 4: You're talking about the blinker fluid again. I think what
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  Speaker 4: happened is I didn't get it all out, which is
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  Speaker 4: why I need you guys to take a look.
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  Speaker 5: At it, ma'am. If you want, we have a slot
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  Speaker 5: for you already today. If you want to come down,
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  Speaker 5: we can take a look at it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, listen, I'll bring it down when it's my choice,
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  Speaker 4: not yours.
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  Speaker 2: All right, And you've got your little fancy tools down there.
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  Speaker 4: But in the end I'm probably gonna end up fixing
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  Speaker 4: it myself because you sound like another moron. Funny that
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  Speaker 4: moron and man have the same letters, isn't it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, we don't need the insults. I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 5: help you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh help the poor little woman who can't take care
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  Speaker 4: of her own car.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you're thinking?
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  Speaker 5: Not at all, ma'am. You're a customer and I'm just
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  Speaker 5: trying hard here to help you. You don't seem to
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  Speaker 5: want help. I don't even know why you called.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you want to know why I called.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you exactly why I called, Because your girlfriend
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  Speaker 4: Tina set you up for a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 5: Wait what are yeah?
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  Speaker 2: This is actually from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning. Oh my god, don't worry. My hug
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  Speaker 2: nuts are just fine. This is all a prank.
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  Speaker 5: Thank god. I didn't know what to say. I was
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  Speaker 5: trying to be so nice there.
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  Speaker 2: You did a really good job. I'm actually impressed.
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  Speaker 4: She said, you guys have been getting a lot of
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  Speaker 4: crazy customers lately, so I thought i'd just pile on.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you'd certainly piled on. Oh my god, what a
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  Speaker 5: relief are.
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  Speaker 2: You saying that there's no blinker fluid?
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  Speaker 5: They didn't teach me about that in my autotology degree.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's automatology. You didn't go to school. Yeah, wake Up.
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  Speaker 4: Every morning was funk tap weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,