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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bank Candy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away time for your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap And normally, if you get a phone call from
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  Speaker 1: your bank, it's probably about them wanting you to sign
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  Speaker 1: up for some extra service or upgrade your accounts. I'm
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  Speaker 1: still a negative balance. Yeah, it'll a lurt you about
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  Speaker 1: a problematic transaction something like that. It's usually not good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we're good, But today it's none of those things. Instead,
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  Speaker 1: the bank is calling one guy accusing him of one
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  Speaker 1: of the most heinous acts you could ever do while
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  Speaker 1: you're inside a financial institution, and that's taking too much
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  Speaker 1: candy from the free candy ball dare He basically did,
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  Speaker 1: and now he's about to pay the ultimate price in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now? Tell me I'm moving. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Rachel from bank. I'm looking for John. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's me, Hi, John. How are you doing today? I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing well? Thank you? How are you good? I was
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  Speaker 1: just calling because there is an issue with your transaction
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  Speaker 1: you were in last Tuesday. I was did my check
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  Speaker 1: not clear or something? Oh no, I'm sorry. All the
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  Speaker 1: checks you deposited cleared. That's good. Then what's the issue?
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  Speaker 1: How do I explain this? I mean, at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the day, I realize you don't work at a bank,
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  Speaker 1: but we do a lot of checks and balances. We
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  Speaker 1: check receipts, we check tills, we go over our teller's work,
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  Speaker 1: and we also check the candy bowls okay. And we
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  Speaker 1: noticed that that day in particular, John, the candy bowl
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  Speaker 1: was lower than normal. What does that have to do
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  Speaker 1: with me? Well, as you could probably imagine, we have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of cameras in the bank, and so my
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  Speaker 1: supervisor took a look, and I think you can probably
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  Speaker 1: guess what they found. That people take candy throughout the day.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, John, we both know what happened. I really
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  Speaker 1: don't understand what you're insinuating right now. I think the
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  Speaker 1: correct response would be it was me, I took too
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  Speaker 1: much candy. What's going on here? I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 1: being attacked here. Everyone knows. It's like an unwritten rule
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  Speaker 1: at the bank. When you use our services, you're allowed
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  Speaker 1: to take a piece of candy on your way out,
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  Speaker 1: but three pieces that's excessive. I don't understand why would
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  Speaker 1: you treat your customers this way. They're complimentary candy, they
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  Speaker 1: are complimentary, but not stock your underground bomb shelter complimentary. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: there wasn't any sign up that said you can only
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  Speaker 1: take a certain amount of candy. Now, I really don't
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  Speaker 1: appreciate that you're speaking to me. It's interesting without a side.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone else seems to understand the candy rule, okay, and
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  Speaker 1: I think it's actually extremely rude for you to take
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  Speaker 1: handfuls of it. Well in order, if you're going to
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  Speaker 1: be this asinine towards your customers, maybe let's go to
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  Speaker 1: another branch. You can't go to any other branches. We
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  Speaker 1: just close your account. I loving in the twilight zone
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  Speaker 1: right now. But we're taking candy. Oh my god. I
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  Speaker 1: mean we looked at the tape. Okay, that wasn't your
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  Speaker 1: first offense. And you know, the saddest part of this
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  Speaker 1: whole thing. At the end of last week, we were
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  Speaker 1: all out of candy because of you. Right, you're out
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  Speaker 1: of candy because I one person took three pieces of candy.
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  Speaker 1: You know, what that three pieces of candy made a
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  Speaker 1: big difference, because let me tell you something. A child
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  Speaker 1: came in, he was four years old with a limp,
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  Speaker 1: looking for a piece of candy, and you know what
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  Speaker 1: I said to him? What did you say to the
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  Speaker 1: kid with the limp? I wasn't there, I said, Herman,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have any candy because John took it all.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot believe you're trying to guilt me right now
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  Speaker 1: with a child a little limp. You are the worst
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  Speaker 1: manager I've ever spoke in my life. You may be
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  Speaker 1: the worst person I've ever spoken with John, because you
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  Speaker 1: know what that little boy did, Herman. He cried, and
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  Speaker 1: you did that. You made that child's cry with your
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  Speaker 1: terrible archaic business practices. That's what happened, lady. You know
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  Speaker 1: what's going to happen to that kid. He's gonna grow up.
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  Speaker 1: He's not gonna be able to get a mortgage, no
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  Speaker 1: loan for herman, no ladies, and never going a bank.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone Again, you probably shouldn't say that. Why just did?
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  Speaker 1: Then I should probably tell you that this is actually
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  Speaker 1: broke from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning and we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you are you talking about.
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  Speaker 1: This is a prank, it's not real. Your girlfriend set
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  Speaker 1: you up. I mean, the real part is she says,
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  Speaker 1: you're always taking an embarrassing amount of candy when you're
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  Speaker 1: at the bank. Really, I don't think you ruined any
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  Speaker 1: bore or four year old boy with a limpse life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying I knew that wasn't real. No, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: you need to stop taking so much candy. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: back in there. I'm taking the week of every morning
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  Speaker 1: with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties point five