Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Will You Make Me A Sign

Transcript

Phone Tap: Will You Make Me A Sign · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone taps, Brooke and Jeffrey in
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: the morning. And I'm just going to throw out the
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: text number, 78592. Oh, God, why? We rarely do this
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: for phone taps, but I do need people to weigh in.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Because after editing it, my producer told me he's 100%
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: sure that I was flirting with the caller. And the
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: caller was flirting back with me. Which I do not
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: think that. That was not on my radar at all.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: I understand that I do have a natural carnal magnetism
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: that tends to just ooze out whenever I speak.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: That's not it.
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: Don't wink at me like that, Brooke. I know what's
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: going on. There's something in my eyes.
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: You tell me if it sounds flirtatious at 78592.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: Do you really want the answer to that?
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm scared. Just pre-text yes right now.
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: Let's find out in your phone tap right now.
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello, this
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: is Becky.
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: Hi, is this signs on?
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: It sure is. How can I help you?
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: So I called you guys a little while ago and
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I spoke with you or somebody else,
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: but I inquired about getting a really big sign made
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: that I could bring to a stadium that said, will
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: you marry me?
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: Okay. When did you put that through?
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: Well, I never put it through. I was just asking,
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: but you guys still do that, right?
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure we can. It just depends on
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: the size.
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: How many feet you want it to be and everything.
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: Well, similar size, as I said before, like super big.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know exactly what that like would
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: be dimensions wise, but big enough where cameras could show
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: it on a jumbotron.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: And like everyone could read it.
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: So like 10 by 15 or.
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, whatever you think would, that sounds large enough
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: to me. It just has to instead of saying, Sadie,
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: will you marry me? I needed to say, Sadie, will
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: you cheat on me?
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: Sadie, will you cheat on me?
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: You know, to be honest, I don't know if that's
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: something our company would like to get involved in.
• 2:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, because is it because of the size thing? Is
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: that like too big or is.
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: It not big enough? I think it's just the messaging thing.
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. I see what you're saying.
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Well, if on the back, you wanted to put your
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: company name on there, like, Oh, I could flip it over.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: Like if you want more publicity.
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. It's not about that.
• 2:33
  Speaker 3: But I mean, I'm kind of visualizing it. It says
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: this message was created by signs.
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: It's not about that.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: It's not what we, you know, we don't need that
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: kind of publicity actually at all.
• 2:46
  Speaker 3: Okay. I'm not, understanding then why you won't do this.
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: Well you know i'm the business owner and okay i
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: don't know what happened between you guys but i don't
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: think that's good for my business to be promoting i
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: mean infidelity.
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: What do you mean what happened between us.
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: The same thing with cheating and infidelity i don't know
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: if that's good for my business to promote.
• 3:09
  Speaker 3: That oh oh that's what you're worried about yeah.
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: It just probably wouldn't look good.
• 3:13
  Speaker 3: For the company she hasn't cheated.
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: So why are you making this sign?
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: Well, wouldn't you want to know that before asking a
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: woman to marry you if she would cheat on you?
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: How long have you guys been together? I mean, honestly,
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: this is none of my business, but.
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so, I mean, you're right. I'm the paying customer,
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: and maybe that's something that you wouldn't want to know
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: in your relationships, but I would. So let's just lock
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: that one in.
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, as long as you don't put my name
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: on the back of it.
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: Done.
• 3:49
  Speaker 3: Awesome. So we need that.
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: Plus, I need to get a second sign, one that's
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: even bigger, that says, Sadie, will you role play with me? What?
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: Why are you laughing?
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: Sorry. I don't mean to. It just caught me off guard.
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say you wanted the
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: one that was, will you marry me after that? But again,
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: this is you.
• 4:15
  Speaker 3: This is you. Okay, that's six times later.
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, six times.
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: I kind of want to know if she'll role play
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: because I have this thing where I'm the cruise ship captain.
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, you know.
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: She's the iceberg. And it's like a head-on collision.
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: I don't really need to know about all that, to
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: be honest with you.
• 4:32
  Speaker 3: Okay. Whatever you want. I don't want it to be
• 4:35
  Speaker 3: too hot and turn you on. That's not what I'm.
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: Trying to say. You're very funny, or at least you
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: think you are.
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be funny. You just said you
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: wanted context before.
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: I don't really need context. Sorry for saying that.
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: You're the customer.
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: You just tell me what you want. I don't need
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: to know the backstory.
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: You do think she'll say yes, though, right?
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: I am having a hard time just staying in this conversation,
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: to be honest with you. Okay.
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: Well, I guess that makes two of us.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: Because I'm having a hard time deciding... If this is
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: the right time to tell you it's a prank call,
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: or if I should keep slow playing this, just drag
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: it out.
• 5:13
  Speaker 3: Cause you're on the radio and stuff.
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, great. Oh my gosh.
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe you can make a sign for yourself that says,
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: I got phone tapped by Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: Okay. I had a feeling. I had a feeling. Oh
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: my gosh.
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: It was actually your brother. Jason's idea. Of course it was.
• 5:32
  Speaker 3: He said, he's always pulling pranks on you and he
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: loves you.
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get him.
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, you know what? If you need a little
• 5:39
  Speaker 3: brainstorm sesh, I can help you with some ideas.
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to role play right now?
• 5:46
  Speaker 3: I'll be the iceberg. Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.