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Phone Tap: Conspiracy Landlord · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight d away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap and today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who's moving into his new apartment a right.
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  Speaker 1: According to his friend, the reason why he's moving is
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  Speaker 1: to get away from all the weirdos that were at
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  Speaker 1: his last place. Unfortunately, don't think that's going to happen
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  Speaker 1: for him because he doesn't know this. But his new
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  Speaker 1: landlord is a big conspiracy theorist, and I don't see
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  Speaker 1: him leaving this new guy alone without telling him everything
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  Speaker 1: that he believes. Oil hats on now you probably should
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  Speaker 1: do it. Now find out how he reacts in your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone's app right now. The twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Kyle n Ask. He was calling.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Kyle, my name's Russell. I'm the landlord of the apartments. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Hi Russell, I just wanted to go over a couple
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  Speaker 1: of things with you real quick. Just some rules and
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  Speaker 1: things around the apartment complex you need to know. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know if you saw the signs, but
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  Speaker 1: we don't allow any loud music or TV after ten pm.
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  Speaker 1: That's no problem, and I mean, for your own sake.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even watch TV at all if I were you.
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  Speaker 1: You mean, like, never watch it at home. I don't
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  Speaker 1: ever watch it. That's just a way for them to
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  Speaker 1: watch you. You know, I'm confused. I don't think I
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  Speaker 1: understand it. You can go on to the internet and
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  Speaker 1: figure it out. I don't really know what we're talking
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  Speaker 1: about at this point, but do yourself a favor. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna want to google nineteen seventy six Bradford Project exactly
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  Speaker 1: that it will blow your mind. Brother. Okay, yeah, maybe
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  Speaker 1: all check that out. And hear all the people complaining
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  Speaker 1: about smartphones and a Siri all listening in right, dude,
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  Speaker 1: They don't even know the tip of the iceberg. Man, Bradford.
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  Speaker 1: He knew probably too much, dude, and guess what happened.
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  Speaker 1: He disappeared, brother, and no one's seen him. Since this
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  Speaker 1: is weird, man, I'm not gonna fly real weird. I
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  Speaker 1: don't really like read about all that conspiracy kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really that's what they want you to do.
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  Speaker 1: Not read. You think the government likes you reading? We
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  Speaker 1: need to take this combo offline. Just leave me a
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  Speaker 1: note on my door, an invisible ink, and all respond.
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  Speaker 1: I'll probably back in invisible ink. But what does this
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  Speaker 1: have to do with me moving in the stuff? I'm confusing?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it has nothing to do with it, or maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's everything. You get what I'm saying. I'm sorry, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to come off this root at all,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm kind of busy. Did we kind of tick
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  Speaker 1: to the point? You're probably wondering about the vending machines
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  Speaker 1: on the first floor, right? What about him? Let's just
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  Speaker 1: say that all the diet coke is gone, but not lost.
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  Speaker 1: You're picking up what I'm putting down. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I might be opening up Tandora's box a little bit here.
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  Speaker 1: But why would there be no dietsoda in there? You
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  Speaker 1: haven't read the latest Helsinki report yet, have you? I'm
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  Speaker 1: confusing the only thing that's known to hurt the lizard
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  Speaker 1: people is diet coke? Oh mine blowing? Did you see
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  Speaker 1: lizard people? Stud Jesus damn don't just yell it. I
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  Speaker 1: whispered for a reason. This is weird, man. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna fly. Yeah, real weird. No offense, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to know anything else, especially about the diet coke. Okay, fine,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have to talk about that, but just know
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  Speaker 1: if the lizard people come. Dude, I bought all the
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  Speaker 1: diet coke. I got your back if it goes down.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to have my back. I just
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  Speaker 1: want to move into my place without grazy going on
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  Speaker 1: around me, all right. I get what you're saying, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you do get what I'm saying. Dude. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to move in and be done with this. Hey, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you're right. I don't feel comfortable talking on the phone
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  Speaker 1: about this either. In ten or fifteen minutes, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to knock six times on your door. You no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no, no, seven times, no, no times,
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  Speaker 1: eight times. Listen, man, I'm hanging up. Don't come by
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  Speaker 1: my place. We're done, Are you sure? Because I'm here
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  Speaker 1: with your brother Johnny. Dude, he knows all about the
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  Speaker 1: lizard people too. Bro. We're gonna come save you, Johnny.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, Johnny's the one who set you up
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  Speaker 1: for this prank phone call. Bro, I am not your landlord.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wait hold on, wait a second, Wait
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  Speaker 1: a second. My name's actually Jose I'm from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you, dude. I was about to go
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  Speaker 1: put it on a tinfoil helmet. Man, you were weird
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  Speaker 1: me out. Dude. I have spare ones if you want
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  Speaker 1: to borrow one. Man, I already got him. I bet
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  Speaker 1: you do. Oh my god. Bro, Johnny said you were
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  Speaker 1: removing to a new place and he was helping you
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  Speaker 1: a movie. Wanted to mess with you. Bro. Is Johnny
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  Speaker 1: deal right now? I'm gonna get you, bro. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: he was here in studio, but the Lizard people came
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  Speaker 1: and took him. I tried to warn you, Yeah you did.
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  Speaker 1: You look at it and go to the front office
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  Speaker 1: and start yelling at people already, Man, Oh my god, No,
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  Speaker 1: don't yell at damn. They're part of it all. Me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure. Man. Wake up every morning with funk tabs
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 1: Morning