Ryan Bridge: The signs you know you’re getting older

Early Edition with Ryan Bridge · Sep 9, 2025 · 2m · transcript

I watched a movie Sunday with a group of friends. Here are 12 things I learnt:

1. You probably aren’t hungover on the couch at home uber-eatsing Maccas from the sofa.

2. You have taken the extraordinary measure of walking, using your perfectly capable legs even though you're still a bit stiff and sore from the gym.

3. This means you have visited the gym four times this week to ensure your ass will squeeze into the ever-shrinking vice of a seat provided these days.

4. You chat amongst yourselves loudly while the shorts are playing because you just do not give a flying shite about that level of…