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15. The Feeld Experiment, Terrible Dating Decisions and Influencer Weddings · No Country For Hot Girls

• 0:03
  SPEAKER_01: Hello.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: You've reached No Country for Hot Girls Podcast.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_01: We can't come to the phone right now.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_01: Because we have better things to do.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, me and Han have like basically like got a hernia fucking setup.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: I forgot half of my tripod.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: Then we broke the tripod.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: So now one of the cameras is attached to the tripod with an elastic band of some caffeine.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: I also wish that we had another camera somewhere that could show this because it looks like we're in some kind of like dystopian like cage of tripods.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: No, but they're like all just a bit of shit.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: Like there's nothing like fancy or like professional about this.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: No, of course not.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: Um and then I broke Jules' tripod um hand, and then we couldn't, for the life of us, work out how to twist the tripod out so that I don't know, it's like the easiest, most obvious thing, but like it doesn't wasn't making any sense.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, we're here now.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_00: We've made it.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, guys.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: Um, just a bit of a technical issue.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_00: I thought I was actually quite tech savvy, but you seem to almost be further along than me.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, do you think like mine I I progress?
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_01: I've overtaken you.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: You have.
• 1:29
  unknown: Oh my god.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: In the podcast world.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: In the podcasting world.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: Um, okay, so how are you?
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_01: We missed you last week.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_00: I know, I missed you as well.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, I'm all good.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: Um, just recovering from a savage migraine, so that's perfect.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, you you've all thing, you've been like popping those coding pills.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: Are they coding?
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: No, they're like something called narrow trip time, but you're not allowed to take more than two and twenty-four hours, and um that severely worries me.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: And why is that?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: Is that because it's like addictive?
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's just like they're quite strong.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: But you know what?
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like you, like I hate putting like loads of meds in my body, you know?
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 100%.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but anyway, we're all good now.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: We're here, we're thriving.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: We're thriving.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: I've got some kind of weird cracks in the corner of my mouth that Becky told me was a fungal thing.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, but okay, I'm pretty sure it's a vitamin V deficiency.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_00: Why vitamin V?
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: Vitamin V?
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_02: It's actually this really, really unusual vitamin that only I need.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: Vitamin V.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: Vitamin B, vitamin B.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: Are you taking vitamin D?
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: I see you have your mystery bag with you today.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_02: Mr.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_02: Mystery's tote back.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_01: Um, no, I I am not actually, but I should.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_01: Really, yeah.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like we're all run down.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, yeah, severely.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: But like you'd think at the end of the season.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_01: Because without saying you'd be like refreshed.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's that whole like coming up to the end of season, you know.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_01: Like sorts of chills.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: But like I wouldn't say that I sort of felt refreshed at any stage.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever though?
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: No, actually.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_01: Like, when was the last time you would say that you were genuinely refreshed?
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like, can you even like well rested and like feeling good in myself?
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: God knows.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like stress levels down, like sleeping well, just like floating around.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: I did have a quite a good sleep the other day.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, right.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_00: Like I didn't wake up in the night, um, which was really sublime.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_00: But then last night I sweated through two t-shirts, so that can't be good.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: Perfect.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_00: Um it never lasts for long.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_00: No, it doesn't.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_00: It never lasts for you get a glimmer.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: A glimmer and then of rest.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_01: And then But like some people are genuinely rested all the time.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: And they take it for fucking granted.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: Well, do you know what?
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what?
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_00: And we you know how I'm obsessed with that American influencer Ella McFadden.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, yeah.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_00: She has an oar-ring and she always posts her results and she always gets like 98%.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_00: Like 10 hour sleeps, and I'm like, how do you even have the time to sleep 10 hours?
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: And also, why are you publishing like this image?
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like, why are you telling us your sleep score?
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_00: Like you're so rested, like that's annoying for everyone below.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_01: That's the lowest form of like content.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_01: As in, like, content itself is like a load of trash.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: But that do we even count that as like what is that?
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, just that's just bragging.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's just daily life, you know.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: Hannah, just for context, Hannah's like obsessed with this Instagram influencer who just so happens to be engaged and married to this guy that we used to know and all fancy.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: Um and they moved to New York and they had this like bloody annoying- Well, I didn't really know him.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_00: You hung out with him more.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: I just was in the vicinity when he was there.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_01: I was like good friends with him, but like me and our friend Gemma had this really weird night where we basically like he had like an afters or something, and then we like insisted on sleeping over at his house.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_01: And then I remember obviously both of us fancied him, but he didn't fancy us whatsoever.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: But we were we we thought maybe one of us was in with a shot, and I remember we've slept in three in a bed, and I think he slept in between us, and we just flanked him like this, as he was like, right, like literally like an hour later was like, I've got to go to my grandma's now.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like, if you could all leave, that would be fantastic.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_00: That kind of been a comfortable sleep.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_01: It wasn't at all, and I don't think he wanted us there, to be honest with you.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_00: But anyway, and then we lay up.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm surprised you did that, like the girl who can only sleep in her bed.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but as I don't sleep ever, but like for me, it was just a nice little rest.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, and then he's now basically found his like influencer girlfriend slash wife, and they have like the most wholesome, annoying, fucking like doctors.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_01: They've moved upstate.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, have they?
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_01: What does that actually mean though?
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_01: Like I don't say I know it sounds cute.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's just like it's just out of New York, it's like the countryside.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_00: Oh it's like the um, you know, this all like little well, I only picture it in like autumn.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_00: Like if you know like Gilmore Girls, it's like that.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_00: That's like upstate.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's upwards of past like what's at the top?
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: The Bronx?
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say the Bronx is like central New York.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_00: No, the Bronx is like, I think it's at the top of Manhattan, like above Upper East Side and stuff.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but isn't the up the upstate?
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_00: The up of the state.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_01: Is an upstate like Connecticut.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, but I don't think that's anywhere near the Bronx.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_00: No, but like it's like Manhattan's like an island like this, right?
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_00: And then you keep going up, and then it's like I think it's the Bronx is there, and then you go up again, and then it's like you go into upstate.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, for sure.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_01: I okay.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_00: Speaking of American influences, I become obsessed with all of these American influences weddings.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_00: Have you seen them?
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know that girl Paige Lorenz, who's got married to like a tennis player?
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_01: No, but I I the name rings bell, but I don't know who she is.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_00: She's she is really, really pretty.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_00: But they all having the some of this one of the other one of another American girls, huge they having these huge weddings, and they're it's the whole vibe is like obviously the style is like going like old money America.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_00: Like that's like the vibe of all the weddings.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_00: They're in these like manor houses on like like all on the east coast, like no one's like no one you know how they all like got married in Italy for a while, and now they're all getting married on like the East Coast, that all the the like New York influences and stuff.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know that.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so they're all so one of theirs was in uh Rhode Island, the other one was in another one of somewhere like that.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_00: Long Island.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_00: Long Island.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_00: Um was in upstate, but like they're all like doing that kind of thing, and then these like big houses and everything's like really over the top, but also like quite minimal, so like only like white and green flowers, like do you know what I mean?
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_00: Like loads of hydrangeas everywhere, like that kind of vibe, um, which is quite interesting, and everyone's wearing these like princess dresses, right?
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so it's gone very like that kind of vibe, kind of like um Stepford Stepford wives, yeah, kind of, and kind of just like just like giving rich.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_00: Like it's just like I'm rich, you know?
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, come to my wedding.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like it's gonna cost you 700 pounds, yeah.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_00: Like the weddings must be cost I don't even know, but they're like it's like all about like look that I'm rich, but also like classy rich.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I just don't think that's that classy though.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not no, it's not I think the classiest thing that you could have at a wedding is like a rustic buffet with like cold cuts and like a fic and some like goat's cheese that you just help yourself.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean?
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_01: With like in like an old chapel that's like a bit run down, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: And then like loads of beers in a bucket.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's so chic.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean every yeah, they're just but they're like influencers, aren't they?
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_00: So they're gonna want to just go over the top.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, but I'm I'm over that now.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sorry.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_02: Where did this mark?
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_02: Hello, hello.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_01: Who by the way, she got they didn't they get married in like the south of France, and it was like the most ridiculously over-the-top wedding.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_01: She was also like, anyway, why am I talking about I'm the one who you're the one who don't care?
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's move on, move on.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_01: So, oh okay, I have something I need to tell you.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, and it's um it's actually a secret that me and Ollie kept from you.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, it's not that.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_01: We were actually having an event.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_01: So you know JBT tickets came out.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_01: Well, basically me and Ollie were having like extensive chats about how we could get you like a little like surprise ticket.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, stop!
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're so sweet.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_01: I texted him and I was like, Do you think this is gonna do you think this will cheer Hannah?
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_01: And he was like, Yeah, and like, why not?
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, and I know that you probably want to come too.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_02: We will try for a ticket, and he was like, Yeah.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_00: But you didn't get them.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_02: No, obviously not.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_00: Because it was the other.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, why have an art like that?
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_00: And like so annoying.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_00: Did you see the videos?
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean so good.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_00: I know, I know.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_00: So Janie T was and they saw that um thingy from the Maccabees came out.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_00: Hugo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and literally, because it was only like well, we tried to get tickets, so there was two, so basically, me and Ollie were like furiously texting.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see me texting him?
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_00: No, not at all.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's so funny.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely useless.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_01: You'd never know if he was having an affair.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_01: You've got to come on, brush off on your fucking surveillance skills, mate.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, we were texting and then um I was obviously harassing him, poor guy.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, come on, Ollie, like get ready, get ready.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_01: We've got 10 minutes, and he was like, Okay, okay, everything's set up.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like, anyway, both times, you the moment you clicked on it, it was sold out.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_01: Like she had under it was a millisecond, not a second, a millisecond.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_01: He clicked on it and it said this event is sold out.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know how many people it was?
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_01: Well, apparently Scarl is only like 700 people.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and it is must have given loads away to like friends and family.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_01: But it looked so good.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_01: He was playing all of the classic.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god, yeah, I know.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, he's going on tour um and tickets.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_01: The next round of tickets comes out on the 25th.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_01: So you can you can get involved this time.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_00: That is so funny.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, that was my secret.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh I mean, it wasn't very like it wasn't the fruit.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_00: We tried to do this thing and then it didn't work.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_00: It didn't work.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_01: But what's it what's it the thought that counts.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what is it that people say?
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_00: It's the thought that counts.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_01: The thoughts that count, yeah.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and the other thing is I I was assuming you this already just now for like yesterday.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_01: We were so I won't I won't name names, but we were with our friend.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_01: I was with our friend.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_01: And um anyway, so she was like, I've added field, and like it's actually quite jokes.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, you know what?
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_00: I I don't like I've I've Oh, is that where you delayed it because she had don't?
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she was like, listen, it's actually quite jokes, like just do it, see what's out there.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, okay, why not?
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: Has she been on any dates?
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_01: She went on one date, but it was like a normal date, like it wasn't so again to give context, feel it is like a dating app, but it's like supposedly quite sexual.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_01: Or at least it used to be.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: It used to be.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_00: It's like it's I think it's yeah, it was like it was made to be quite like no strings attached, kind of vibe.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like more like hookups.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and anyway, so a little bit freaky.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_01: A little bit freaky.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: Um, which I'm not I'm not into at all, but I I was like, you know what?
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_01: Like nothing, I'm I'm getting absolutely zero success with every other Avenue at laws.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_01: Might as well try this.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and first of all, it's the strangest like vibe.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_01: So like you get people called like because people quite a lot of people haven't used their real names.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_01: Stop.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so like they put like their kinks and stuff.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_00: Have you put your brown in?
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, I did, but then I I my like own head freaking out like cuddling and flirting.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: My kink is like just having someone love me.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_02: Me literally, my bio is like, I'm really scared of this app and people have been messaging me being like, don't be scared.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_01: Please go away to support from.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, I feel like that's gonna lure people in, if anything.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_01: But the thing is, is that it's it's really it's really funny because it's like such a mishmash of people, like not so you get the likes of like you get real perverts.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_01: Well done about perverts, but you get people who are there like obviously looking for like some kinky stuff, crazy shit.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_01: And that literally their names are like roast chicken.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, it's like roast chicken and you're peeing out like for the love of God.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_00: And what does roast chicken mean?
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's just the name they're using.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_00: That's not like a usual that's not like a kink.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_02: I mean it could be.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'd be into that kink actually.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_00: Depends what the chicken's used for.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I just mean like you eat it, no?
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like I don't know.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's just like laid all over you, and then you just slowly eat it, like a rotisserie chicken.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_00: Or if you were the rotisserie chicken.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, maybe.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, I know.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_00: We ate so much rotisserie chicken in Miorca.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so um, because Lizzie and Will were obsessed with getting rotisserie chickens.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I can't eat chicken again.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_01: But like there's something like much nicer about rotisserie chicken.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_00: No, I know, it's so good.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_01: But why is that?
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_01: It's like saltier and moisture.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_00: I guess because they and also they rotate it right, so it's like for you then.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_00: I want it now.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_00: What did roast chicken send you?
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, roast chicken.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_01: Well, first of all, because I've I'm like obviously too stingy to pay to pay for it.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_01: So And why should you?
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_01: Well, because they make you pay 20 quid a month to see who's liked you.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: Shut the fuck up.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_01: So I have like 400.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_00: But on the other apps.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_00: The only Have they done that on any other apps?
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_01: Not that I can no, nothing.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, no.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_00: 20 pounds a month is so fucking sick to see what a some weirdo wants to send you.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_01: Roast chicken is happy.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_00: But you can't see what a message is.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_01: No, so people send pings.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm still figuring it out, hand, but like basically.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_01: So, okay, let me just backtrack slightly.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sorry, I've interrupted.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, I'm so confused.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_01: So, what's really funny is that there's like loads of people on there who are basically like here for friendship, like want to meet some like cool people and like get beers and like play seduco and like all of that kind of stuff.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: So weird.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_01: Then there's people who are like genuinely want a relationship, it's basically hinge.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_01: And then there's the like the freaks, not in a bad way.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_01: Um, or people who genuinely want to share.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_01: So it's like actually, like you you don't know what anyone wants.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but I did speak to this one guy.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_01: So you can see who you match with.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_01: So if you like someone and they like you, then you can see this is like I haven't really liked that many people, but first, actually, there was a guy that I once like dated.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_01: So funny.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_01: Because this is the thing, because I initially put like, well, I didn't put any like kinks or anything, but I was like, oh, like maybe I'll like say, I don't know, I'm looking for some fun or whatever.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_01: But then I was like, obviously that's literally the most innocent thing, but like, I don't know, edging or something, yeah, which I feel like is basically just foreplay.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: Like, that's obviously all that women want.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_01: But then I was like, hang on, so many people can see you can't put your like desires on there because like your colleagues will see, or like someone you know.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I saw this guy that I um that's why everyone uses a fake name.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_01: Well, exactly.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_01: So I need to be roast chicken as well.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_01: Roast chicken girl.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_01: You can be rustic feast or whatever, but also I don't want that anyway, but I'm just intrigued.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_01: Um, anyway, and he was on there, and it was so funny because he put like this whole bio being like, yeah, like I'm like a fun, loving guy, and then it was like um, oh fuck, what was it?
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_01: It was like um experimental as an understate.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, I am dying because I also kind of know like the vibe of him.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_01: But loads of people on hinge are on it as well, and it's so funny seeing the contrast because obviously on hinge, it's like, oh, like I like running and like walking.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_01: My favorite Sunday is yeah, and then in Sunday you see the hit of therapy or profile and it's like MMF.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like rough sex, fit or me, yeah.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, watching.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: So many men are fit watching.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I yeah, that's not I don't like that.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_01: Because men are pervs, massive pervs, yeah.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, so that's my that's my actual.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, that's so interesting.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'll let you know.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_00: So wait, did you literally download it yesterday?
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and like I don't think I don't necessarily know if I'm gonna like torture anyone on it.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_01: But actually, I was talking to one guy, I was like, he's quite f he's quite fit, and his like bio is like, I like walking and painting.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, seems quite safe.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: Same.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sign me up.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_01: And then I was like, and then one of his likes was yogurt, and I was like, Oh, what's your favourite yogurt?
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_01: And he was like, Oh, I can't even say it.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_01: Stop.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, it was something sexual, yeah.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_02: It was like, I'm gonna lick it off you or something.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Oh my gosh, gosh.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_02: Golly, gosh.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_02: I replied, gosh.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_02: And then he was like, it's green, you're good though.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, mm-hmm, okay, and chat.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_01: I can't, I'm too impressed, I'm too oppressed.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_01: I mean that's a lot to just get straight into.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just some I would I really, really am jealous of people who are like so free in that way.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_01: I just I don't know if it's for me.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_00: Um no, neither don't.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_00: I mean it could it could be it could force you into it a bit, but I don't know.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, gosh moving on swiftly.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_00: That is so good.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_01: So what what update did you come read today?
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_00: Well, there was uh something I saw a few weeks ago that I was obviously gonna say another podcast, but obviously I haven't been on.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_00: But um it was Miranda Kerr, don't know how you say her last name, the um Mudder who's married to Orlando Bloom, and she went on Kristen Cavallari's podcast.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and they were talking, it was like a snippet of them talking about food, and it was honestly quite frankly, one of the most mental things I'd ever heard.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: She was talking basically about like her healthy eating and what she like eats and doesn't eat.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_01: Or Miranda.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_00: Miranda.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_00: And um, she basically was like running through stuff she like eats and or doesn't eat and why she doesn't eat it.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_00: And she so first of all, she was saying that she doesn't eat any commercialised meat, she only eats meats that are like uncommercialised, so things like bison.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_00: So I was like, okay.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_01: Notoriously like near nearly extinct, but yeah, okay.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, right.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_00: Then she was saying that she doesn't eat sushi because of parasites.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_00: I have heard that actually.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_00: I have heard that, but then uh unlike fair, but then like we've got a huge company who literally like company, country, who literally survives of eating sushi.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, it's obviously fine, like we've all eaten it.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_00: But she was saying she does eat caveat.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_00: So thank god.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_00: Thank god for that.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_00: And then she was saying that she's on limits.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_00: And then the c Kristen made this comment being like, um, so you don't do you eat spinach or kale?
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_00: And she was like, No.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_00: And she Kristen was like, Oh, so you are really healthy then?
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, what the fuck does that mean?
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_00: And then um spinach and kale.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_00: I guess it must be grow maybe it's grown of some kind of I don't know.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_00: And then she was saying that she doesn't eat a single carb, she only doesn't even eat sourdough.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_00: And so Kristen was like, Oh, do you eat any carbs at all?
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_00: And her answer was, I eat a lot of squash.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, it's not a carpet.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, her life must be so boring.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_00: I actually can't even imagine.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_01: But also, like, I don't know, I do think it is a bit like un what's the word?
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: Un what's the word?
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_01: Irresponsible.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, totally.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_00: Like that was the thing.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_00: I was thinking about how I was like, we because obviously Gwyneth Powerthro did that crazy what I eat in a day, or what did she do?
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_01: Gwynneth is so extra that I'm like, lol, you do you, huh?
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_00: No, I know, but there's like there's a whole thing of like celebrities spreading like this like quite like toxic misinformation about food.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I hate.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and I think it's really not okay because like sorry, give it a rest.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_00: Like people can eat spinach, do you know what I mean?
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_00: Like grab a slice of sourdough, like it's completely fine.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_00: 100%.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_00: If anything good for your gut.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_01: Like if you're not allergic to gluten, then like eat the bread.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_01: Like, please be quiet.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_01: I completely agree.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_00: And also, like, uh And like just grab a chicken breast every once in a while.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_00: It's okay.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_01: I remember when Gwynneth did that when she was like saying what she eats in the day.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what was it?
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_01: She basically was like saying that she never eats carbs, like she never eats bread, she never has pasta, and then she was kind of saying that like she'll eat pasta or have like a cigarette like once a year or something.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_01: But I remember seeing that and just being like, You must be so miserable.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_01: So miserable.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_01: And I remember Blake Lively actually talking about that as well.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_01: And she was like, and they were like, first of all, this is like such a sexist question.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_01: Like although having said that, I'm always quite curious.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_01: Do I always watch the videos?
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_01: Obviously, that's my toxic trait.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_01: But like it's because women are so like Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's ingrained in us.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and I remember I being like, yeah, the only she was like, Yeah, I like I I have like I treat myself every now and again.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_01: Like I have a square of dark chocolate like once a week.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, that is not alive.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_01: Once a week.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_01: Once a week, I know, I know.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_01: I just I also just don't have the self, the self-control.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_00: But then in some ways, I'm like, at least people because on the other end of the scale, you have some like models or influencers who are like, I eat like a burger every day, and all this stuff, and it's like, no, you fucking don't.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_00: You 100% don't.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_00: So at least you kind, even though it's very damaging for women to hear, and people who are like more susceptible to that kind of thing, but um, like in some ways, I'm like, well, at least I know that that's how they have to live to look like that.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_00: Because joyless.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_00: Like it's joyless.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_00: Like to look like that, you have to be miserable.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_00: So it's like, in a way, yeah, at least they're not saying like I can just eat anything I want and it's perfect.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_01: No, actually, that's more annoying.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_01: That's way more annoying.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_01: At least it takes a fucking huge amount of sacrifice and pain.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean?
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, do you know what?
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_00: You deserve to look like you look great.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_01: You do you.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_01: No, get that kale out of your mouth.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think it's got camel?
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_00: Not the kale.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's like an American thing as well, because I remember also seeing Kristen Cavalari do like a um like TikTok, and she was like, you have to wash your food in like three times or something, and she was washing strawberries like aggress so aggressively.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like I was like, please don't harm the strawberries.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_00: Like they're gonna be mush after you don't do that.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_00: Um but I think it maybe it's like an American obviously American food is like more covered in chemicals and stuff.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, did you hear that Trump had like basically he had authorized the use of these like forever chemicals and the fruit and veg, which basically is like toxic.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_01: So I think maybe it's funny.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_00: Did you hear about the um the like lettuce poo virus that we know?
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_00: That was ages ago, but quite funny.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_00: Well not quite people died actually soon.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_00: Did they?
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_00: I think so.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I unlike um Vanessa Hodgins and COVID, you know, she's did that video where she was like, people are gonna die.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_00: And it was like really bad.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_00: And she got like semi-cancelled up.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't remember that.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_00: I think maybe that's why Austin broke up with that.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think?
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't know.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_00: That when they broke up, they broke up quite soon after, I think.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_00: So they were still there.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_00: She did like a video that was like it was when everyone was having to um what was it called when we had to stay in our houses?
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_00: Locked down.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_00: Locked down.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_00: Um we were locked down and she did like an um, you know, just face to camera like Instagram live or something, which I'm like, why would you do this as a celebrity anyway?
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_00: But she did like an Instagram live or something or story, and she was like, She was like, This is like basically saying it was bullshit they were in lockdown.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_00: She was like, like it's a fucking virus, like yeah, people are gonna die, like it's inevitable, but like who cares?
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_00: Basically, and everyone was like, you a joke.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_01: I mean it's not ideal, is it?
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_00: No, it must be really hard being famous, but like just get off, like just get if you if you say it to your friends, but you say it to your friends, also like sleep on it.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_02: Sleep on it.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_00: Like if you think you want to do an Instagram story saying like who cares if people die from COVID, like just sleep on it, yeah, or like express it to a to your partner and be like, should I upload this?
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_01: Run it by then, run it by run it by Austin.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_00: We didn't have chat GBT then, but you could probably put it through that.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_00: Oh sleep on air and see if you want to do it in the morning.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 100%.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: To be honest, I never do that.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_01: That's very good advice.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but the following's not quite as large.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_01: It's always like, yeah, true, but it's always like you know that when you like are drunk and you're like, oh, should I text that person?
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and it's always like sleep on it, see how you feel.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that but that's that's the only time where you can't sleep on it, because then you'll obviously be sober and you'll be like, and then you'll be up next thing you're like, thank you, thank you, God, like all of the Jesus, all the angels and Gabriel, whatever.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you, thank you for listening for being mature for once.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_01: There has never been one time.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever can you remember a single time that you have not regretted sending that message?
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, no, of course not.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_01: There's not one time.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, no, but in the moment, it's like this is this is the right thing to do.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_01: This is a really, really, really obvious and like fantastic.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm 100% gonna get the answer I want.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_00: Like everything's gonna work out so great from sending this message.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_00: She's gonna be obsessed with that.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_00: At three in the morning.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_02: I think I'll probably be in Vegas tomorrow, actually, lunchtime in the chapel.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_01: The worst is when they don't reply and then they rate when you do send it and then they reply like mid morning exiting, like, hi, yes, sorry, I was asleep.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_01: Um, hope you're well.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_02: No, I can't.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_00: So it's all out of the horrific.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so so Moranica is not eating kale.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_01: She's not eating kale.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um I have actually, by the way, started washing my blueberries and my berries in bicarbonate of soda.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_01: Because I obviously watch the same TikToks as Kristen Cavallari because apparently that's yeah.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_00: You and Kristen's algorithms on the same beat.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_01: Because apparently they're like the most pesticide y.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and if you just like put it in a bowl with just a little bit of bicarbonate of soda and you leave it to soak for like 20 seconds and then you just put it in a colander and get to the pesticides.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh wow, interesting.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_01: And you can't afford organic, which who can?
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_01: Nine pounds is a poop for me.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, no, thank you.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_01: I'll take it forever.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_00: Just get like the cheapest ones and just put bicarbonate.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I'm in Tesco, like that's so clever.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fantastic.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_00: Always get the reduced ones, and there you go.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so Dakota Johnson and Roll Moldell broke up.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_00: I know I saw that, and I'm But I also like didn't care, or I was like, cool.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_01: I'm unsure about him.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I feel like he arrived out of nowhere.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_00: And also, like, I think he's bigger in America.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_00: Is the vibe I'm getting.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_01: He's kind of like country music as well, which like I'm not majorly into.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_00: Uh wouldn't go like say he's country.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, can I just say I don't really know any of his music, but it was like a shuffle playlist update, and his one of his songs came on and he was really like Yeah, he's got a twang.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_00: A country twang.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_00: He's got a twang.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, oh, I don't love this.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_00: So bad.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I'll love you.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't like that.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but anyway, I saw that and I thought I don't care that much about that.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_01: I just do love Dakota Johnson.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's great.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_01: She's iconic.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_01: I wanted her to find her prints.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_01: I thought Ron Model was gay, actually.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_01: So did Andy.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_01: He was like, I mean 100%.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_01: Pretty yeah.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean field.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_01: Every single man is he um heteroflexible.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_01: Of course.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, yeah, I know that's why they're all under fake names.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_00: Because it's fucking Tom, Dick, and Harry on there.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_00: That's what it is.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: In some ways I'm kind of into it because I'm like, you know what, at least you can be open here.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_00: You know when um you know when all you went You're gonna kill me again for this.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_00: But you know when he went on that cycling trip with his this some got a colleague basically, yeah.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_00: Who he didn't know that well.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_00: And he came back and like and I was like, Oh, how was it?
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_00: And he was like, Yeah, it was like obviously really nice, like got to know each other, but and it's like I just had a thought and I was like, how kind of lol would this be if you just actually went on like a gay like weekend away?
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_00: And I just didn't when you were just like I'm going on a cycling trip with my friends.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to alone you hand, but he does it every week.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_02: Where is he now?
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_02: Tell the what?
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_00: I just want to walk with some male friends.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_02: He's on a week at the moment, isn't he?
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_02: With some male.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's like that clip in Girls where she's like, he's um um, oh my god, I forgot he's blanked on his name, Hannah's best friend.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_01: Um um the guy, Marnie.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_01: The gay guy.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, um, oh fuck.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_00: Oh Jeremiah, no, no, no, no, no, Jeremiah.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, completely fanged with his name.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_00: But anyway, he's like saying that her dad's gay.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_00: And she's like, he goes on all these male fishing trips.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, he's like talks about him having an earring.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like, break it to you, Hannah, but your dad is gay.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_00: What about that little earring?
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_00: And she's like candy little earring, and she's like, she's like, she's like, out of a matter of fact, he gathered on a fishing trip with his male friends.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_01: That is such a good scene.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_00: Pretty little voice you're putting up.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_00: So good.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_00: It's so it doesn't help the situation.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_00: So good.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_00: It's honestly so good.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_00: This is one of the best written scenes ever.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_00: We completely butchered it, obviously.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I need to rewatch that now.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'm actually yeah, it's so good.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, anyway.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_00: So um, what were we talking about?
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_00: They're all gay, they're all kind of gay on field.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone, all men are all men are a bit gay as as discussed.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_00: As we've already discussed a million times.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_00: We won't get there anything.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: Um, speaking of, I was gonna say speaking of gay men, Prince Harry.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_00: That was your segue to Prince Harry.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_02: I panicked.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, sorry.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_02: Allegedly.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm doing joking.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_00: I think I think um, we think he's more gay.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh you think he's giving gay?
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_01: I actually do think that Charles is giving more gay.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think?
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_00: No, no.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think any of that.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_00: I think he wouldn't have he wouldn't have done the dirty on Diana if he was.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_01: Well he famously wanted her tampon in his mouth or something was.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know that story.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Camilla, sorry.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_01: Do you not remember there was the the transcripts of her of their like phone conversations, him and Camilla's got leaked to the press and one of the things that he was they were obviously like doing like dirty talk and one of his um I think she must have been on her peer.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_00: Royal dirty talk.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, anyway, like I wish that like uh like that t dirty tampon or something was like in my mouth or something like that.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_01: Stop.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_01: If only he had failed back then.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, fuck me, he would have cleaned up sausage dishes.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: He would have roasted toed in the hole.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_01: I do go back up for him about his hat about his hands.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_01: They wonder what it is.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_00: He's I'm sure he's got it looked at.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_00: Um and Kendall Jenner and Jacob Willody were in so wait, Prince Harry.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_01: So Meghan Markles, apparently.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_01: So but I don't want to like get into the the nitty-gritty because I feel like I don't really know anything about them.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_01: But apparently they're coming back to the UK to live here because she's gonna be in the new series with the gentleman, which I'm like I didn't see the gentleman, I just thought it was a top secret role.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, it was well Dinoir revealed all.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_01: Um as we know they're 100% accurate.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_01: But I just feel like surely that would be very distracting from the rest of the characters.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_01: Like I'm only gonna be watching Meghan Markle and the gentleman, do you know what I mean?
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_00: What is as in The Gentleman is in like the guy Richie like Netflix series.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's the series lock, stock and bag.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_00: Because he did uh he did a film with Matthew McConaughey.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_01: But then he he now turned it into like a series.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_00: With Theo James.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_00: Is it I didn't actually finish it.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_00: Was it good?
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if I finished it either, actually.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, it's like all it's like all of those series that are like a bit stupid.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_00: Um does it carry on the story though, or is it like new characters?
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_01: I think it no, it carries on the story, but it's kind of like a new a new sort of drama arises.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_01: Something gets stolen.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_01: Something gets stolen, someone dies, and then you've got like fucking Vinnie Jones, like, oh alright.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like dogs.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like loads of dogs everywhere.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_01: Dogs everywhere.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_01: And some kind of manor house somewhere.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_01: Manor house.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_01: Um anyway, so apparently that's why they're coming back.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_00: Quite cool there.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_00: Apparently out of London.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_00: That makes sense.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: Um okay, so Kendall.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_01: Come on, bought a card.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, well they tell the fans what happened.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_00: Um, what were they actually here for?
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_00: Like his premiere?
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_00: His premiere.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_00: And then they ended up apparently ended up in Seo House.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_01: To 1am.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_00: Which is quite early at Seo House, I would say.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_00: What do you think?
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_00: 1am.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_01: To be leaving So House.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, do you think it I think it was Greek Street.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think so as well.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_00: And it was just like, what we could would have been there at one time.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if that was like two years ago before we turned fucking thirty.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_00: And you had to give up your membership.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_01: Quadrupled.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_00: We might have been there.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_00: And when we wanted to go out on a Friday night.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_01: I can't actually believe that they could because also like the crowd is like so.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_00: But they wouldn't have they would have been somewhere private, surely.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_01: But like, where's the private area?
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, but they can't.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_01: Can you imagine if you were sat in South Greek Street and you were at one of those tables in the smoking area where it's like rams?
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_01: They would have had like a fucking entourage.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_01: They must have, yeah.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_01: That would have been pretty sick.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_01: And you were like, I think that's um Jake Lord.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_00: Kendall Janna.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_00: That is quite uh quite crazy.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_01: Hannah Hannah, go give him my number.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_01: I think he's actually with Kendall.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, he's not Hannah.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_01: He's not.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_00: He's literally snogging Kendall Janna.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, he just hasn't met the right woman, Hannah.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, they seem pretty loved up.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_01: I know, but I do okay, yeah.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_01: I just think um I just think that their relationship seems okay.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: And then I always have no basis for this, but I feel like the vibe of it feels quite like PR y.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_01: Like I'm sure that they are really genuinely in love, and they're obviously such a gorgeous couple, but I don't know, it just feels very like PR y.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe it's because it's like so maybe it's because I think it's just because they're so high profile.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe, and they're so like gorgeous, and they're so gorgeous, and they look like immaculate whenever they're spotted.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I think that is just their vibes as well.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_00: True, yeah.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_00: Fine.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_00: Um, they're going on so many like double dates, triple dates of like Hayley and Dustin and Kylie and Timmy.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_00: Did you see that wedding they were all at Jordan Woods' wedding?
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_00: And Timmy was in like a leather blazer.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, his dress sense is honestly shocking.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_00: It's shocking.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I I laughed so much.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if I sent it to you, but that was this meme that I saw the other day, and it was like basically giving the stat that in the last like 50 years, men's testosterone has like halved.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_01: And then there was like a picture of um I can't remember what his name, like what there's like famous Hollywood actors.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_01: Like can't even I can't think of one.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what's the famous one?
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_01: What what era?
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like the 50s.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, like um, I can't think.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_00: Robert Redford.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_01: They'd say like, well, it wasn't him, but it was like somewhere like that.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_02: And then it was like two, it was like 1950, and then it was like 2016, and there's just a picture of Timmy looking like preview Batson, like really feminine.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I'm dead, poor guy.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_00: That's so funny.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, his dress sense is so crazy that you can't deal with that.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know who his stylist is, but they're mad.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like also it looked like like 45 degrees.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like you're in a leather blazer.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_00: A lamb leather blazer blazer.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what was um Kylie wearing?
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_01: Kylie was wearing like a really count dress.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that was it, and apparently she got loads of backlash because it was inappropriate for a wedding.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, for my gosh's sake.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_01: The only thing that was inappropriate for the wedding was with the leather blazer, yeah.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_01: Is Jordan was the one who um got with Tristan?
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_01: Tristan.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so they're all like they patched it up, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, love that.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of like hot people and cut-out dresses, um, I was reading this really interesting sub stack by this writer called Jessica Key, I want to say.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and um the substack's called Morning FYI, um, which has some really good pieces, but she basically was writing this article about like why men like girls' bikini picks, like when they're in a relationship.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_01: And she was basically started off like from her own perspective.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_00: Are we talking about just like random girls or are we talking about like famous girls?
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_00: Well, both.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_01: But like, I mean both.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_01: So I guess like so it's like you know, if like, or like an influencer or something, yeah, like in a bikini, and then like you know, if you're like scrolling and then suddenly you see like a guy that you're dating and you've seen that he's like hearted, like fucking um ratters, like thorn victor or something, and she was saying, like, why do men do it?
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_01: So she basically did this whole investigation and like went into like so much psychology and like all of this kind of stuff to like understand what goes through men's brains.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_01: Because she asked her boyfriend, did it on this picture, and she was spiraling and was like, Why did you do that?
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_01: and like confronted him.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_01: And he was like, I j I don't know, like I genuinely don't know.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_01: I don't I didn't mean like I didn't mean to like I didn't do it like because I want anything, like I just think I didn't even remember.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_01: And so she like decided to basically figure out why men do it and what goes through their brain.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_01: And essentially her conclusion was that like if you're liking someone like Em Ratta's photo, like you're signalling publicly that you like think they're hot, but you're surely not expecting any reciprocation because you're one of like three million.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so it's not so much that you are signalling that you want to.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_01: So that person is that you're like signalling, you're basically she words it as like you're having a commun, you're basically having a chat with other men, and basically you're you're all signalling to each other your own like masculinity in a weird way, because you're all saying, like, oh yeah, we all fancy her.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_01: And it's almost like this bizarre, like unconscious, unsaid, like relationship with the other men, which I thought was quite interesting.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_01: And then she was saying that um it's also this like state that men go in when they're just like scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, and you like disappear into your phone, and it's almost like you're not even present.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_01: So it's actually not she was like basically the conclusion of it was like you shouldn't take a thousand knee if your if your boyfriend has lunch.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_00: And then it was kind of just like a weird, like innate thing.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like it's like when you're scrolling on TikTok for like three hours.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_00: That might it must um it must um go back to some kind of like animal instinct though.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_00: To like signal to people that you're a man and you're there or something.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_01: And maybe also just like marking your territory in like the most infantry.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_00: I guess like like we're like you let lion like lions do that, don't they?
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_00: Do they?
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_00: Like they like bikini bit.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_00: Like, sorry.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_00: What do they do?
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_00: No, but don't they like um but like two males can Can like try and go after one female and they like try and ward off like the other male.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_01: So they're kind of competing for the female.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_00: So it must be like a some kind of weird diluted thing from that, no?
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_01: From the Lion Kingdom.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_02: Probably.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_00: Or it's just like guys who are a bit gay being like, I'm straight, see.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_01: Because the guys who actually want to shag, they're doing it in the DMs.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_01: Or like lucky stories.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, no, that was it.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, it's the heteroflexibles.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_00: It's the heteroflexibles.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_00: Um, that was it.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_00: Um it was related to Kylie and stuff, but um you don't know if you will know her, but you know Kylie Jenner's friend called like Stassy, and she has a podcast with this girl Victoria, who was Kylie Jenner's like personal assistant or something, and now they're all like really good friends.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know who I'm talking about?
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_01: And she parently met calent time.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and apparently she was at the table having dinner with him when Dewa Yeah.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_00: So him and Dewa met and then were like realised they were meeting like no, they were on tables next to each other and realised they were reading the same book, and that's like the cute, the meat cute story they tell, but they like were having dinner next to each other and they were figured out they were reading the same book, and it was some kind of like performative, like wanky book.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_01: It wasn't like Mariankeys, yeah.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_01: Acatar.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_00: It wasn't Aquata.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and but she this girl Victoria was like, Yeah, I was at the dinner with him.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_01: That is savage.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_00: How crazy is that story.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_00: I know, as like they're cute, like meat cute, and she was also saying that like she wasn't referring to him as Callum, but she was saying my ex-boyfriend, British ex-boyfriend, was saying that like he never got on photos of her or anything like that because he was like, I don't want my personal life in the press and media and all this stuff.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_00: And obviously now he's with duo, they're like plastered all over everywhere.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_00: I actually read that as well.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I find that really funny.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, why do you think he's like now enjoying the like attention he's getting?
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he's suicide bitch.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_00: He's done well from getting with her.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_01: He has, like, he might be James Bond.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_01: He would not have been James Bond.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, no, no.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_01: I mean for Dua.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_00: Like, is he a good actor?
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_01: True.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like, he's okay.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_00: He definitely wouldn't be as famous as he is.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_01: No, like no.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think that they should have another James Bond.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, we have fucking.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_01: Because like I'm not being funny, but do you think Callan Turner actually like is an obvious fit?
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'd I would uh disagree.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't think he's an obvious fit.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think that Aaron Johnson guy is an also he's always pouting in his photos.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know he looks insane.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm obsessed with him.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_00: He hasn't gone like ever since he was Robbie and Anger Songs and Perfect Snobbing, that was his peak.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's never gotten like he's never gotten oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_01: He was so hot.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_00: But after those two films, nothing else.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_01: He was in that like kick-ass thing, but I didn't watch that.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_01: And now he's just like constantly pouting.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_01: Next to Sam Wood, who's like quite cool and like doesn't care.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, anyway.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think is like would because their I think their age gap is like what like 20 years?
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think you could do a 20-year age gap?
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_01: What would that be?
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_01: 60?
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, how old am I in this equation?
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_02: I my math, sorry.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_01: So you're 30.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_01: 53.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_01: I don't actually think that's how old.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_01: Depends on how well preserved they were.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_01: They were like probably Viagra and like, do you know what I mean?
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like well, hopefully they're not 53, but no, I don't think so.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_00: I think that like 40 something.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that would be your cut.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_01: I think like 43 would be my cut off.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like under 10 years.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'd quite like like an older guy who could just like pay for stuff.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I was reading about um, you know, Erica Jane's husband.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I can't remember his name now.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_00: Um, Tom Tom Girardi, that was it.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_00: And about and he's like, how old much older is he?
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_00: 30 something years older than her.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_00: But he's like had to, you know, embezzled all his like sick patients' money to and have helped fund all of her like production companies and stuff, which um was obviously wild.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, she obviously like you know how she claimed she like didn't know anything.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_00: Like obviously you knew.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_00: She must have known.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_00: Allegedly.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_00: Allegedly.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but like how can you just let people like I think you just must get so caught up in like needing to live a certain kind of life, especially on that kind of show?
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_00: You kind of see it with all the housewives, like they all like have to keep up these pretenses that they let like dire.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_00: Um and it's just like, yeah, and but and she obviously was so used to like receiving all this money from like her rich husband and was just like turning a blind eye to everything.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_01: Do you because like I was literally in amazing mess?
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_01: I was laughing, I was laughing internally the other day because I was like, especially when you work in an office, do you ever have that thought?
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it's like OCD, but like you're doing like you're you've got the company card or whatever, and you've got to go get like and you're like just spend something like that.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_01: Do you ever just think I could literally just buy myself like a new bag?
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_01: Or but like, or like even something small, like I could buy myself a coffee.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like, and then in my head I'm like, I would I could.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_01: And then I'm like, no, Juliana, it's a bad thought.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_00: But like squeezily it's like intrusive thoughts, isn't it?
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_00: It's so I was just thinking it's such a slippery slope.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well, people do like there's plenty of jobs where people do do that because they but like that's part of their jobs, like people who like entertain clients and stuff.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_00: They put through so much shit.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my fucking god.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_01: I bet you like 15% of the final expenses bill is actually spent on clients.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_01: Of course, 100%.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_01: I've we've had friends who've like taken us, I've like literally been taken out of like slap up meals on like a Saturday night.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_01: And they're like, don't worry about it.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's on the camera.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, isn't it obvious that you're not gonna be like entertaining clients at like 9.45 on a Saturday night?
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_00: Bar Italia.
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_02: Weather spoke.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh they just really wanted to go here.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_01: So funny.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_01: Um, by the way, I really want to watch the invite.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_01: Have you seen it yet?
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, yes.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_00: Watched it.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we watched it on the dodgy box.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_00: Um it was really good.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_00: It was really good.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_01: Don't tell me what happens because our friend Nikhil was telling me there's really interesting talking points after.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_01: Did you find that?
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_01: Um she was like, it really makes you think.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_00: No, we didn't talk about it after.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh did it make you think?
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_01: Not really.
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'll watch it tonight and then I'll um I don't think so.
• 51:03
  unknown: Or not?
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_00: Um I don't think so.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_00: Not that I can like remember.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, so I the other thing that I haven't seen is a drama.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_01: But then like I think this is fucking podcast.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_01: And they were like, oh yeah, it's spoiler.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_01: Did it like a school shooting?
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, well.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_00: That's so annoying.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_00: That's the whole the only point of the film is waiting to hear what it is.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_01: And was it that she didn't shorting off?
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_01: So you don't tell me if I'm my watching.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what do you want?
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, I don't know.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_01: Don't look don't look at me.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_01: Don't look at me.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_01: Don't look at me.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_01: Um, do we have anything else to talk about?
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_01: Um I'm kind of sad.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_01: It is giving end of summer vibes at the moment.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like it's been um yeah.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_00: It's been a weird August.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_01: It's been a weird August, like half of it was like an inferno, and now it's like, oh September, like spat school vibes, like all the four leaves are falling down.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_00: Um four months to the end of the year.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_01: Don't I can't that's actually so crazy, isn't it?
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_01: That's really crazy.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_01: I can't.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna be 34.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_01: Stop.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_00: No, we we don't really or 44 according to your calculations.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_01: I got ID'd yesterday going into the pub.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, fantastic.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's you.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_00: Love that feeling.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_01: And then um Trudy came and she didn't get ID'd, and I was like, oh my god, you could ha ha ha ha like and you're two years younger, but you look three years older.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_01: But then she was like, just talking about how much energy she has, and I was like, Oh, okay, you you are right.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_01: We balance back out again.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I think should we wrap it up?
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we'll wrap it up.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks for listening, everyone.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_00: Bye.