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Phone Tap: Arguing With My AI Girlfriend · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Time for another.
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  Speaker 2: Bot tap nice as we continue a week long string
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  Speaker 2: of pranks featuring AI chatbots gone rogue, and today I
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  Speaker 2: call a mechanic to ask him about the car I
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  Speaker 2: have in his shop and somehow end up in an
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  Speaker 2: argument with my overbearing AI girlfriends today always butting in.
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  Speaker 2: It's the worst time. How will the mechanic react? Let's
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  Speaker 2: find out in your phone? Tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties Auto Body. This is Evan.
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  Speaker 3: How can I help you? Hi?
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  Speaker 2: I was in there last week and I think you
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  Speaker 2: and I actually spoke about my car.
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  Speaker 1: Uh he was al i'l BYO.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, apologies, but like we talked to dozens and dozens
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  Speaker 3: of people every day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so can.
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  Speaker 3: You give me a reference of like?
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  Speaker 1: Sure?
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  Speaker 2: So when we spoke, I needed some body work done
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  Speaker 2: on my twenty fifteen Hyundai.
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  Speaker 3: Launch, specifically, what was wrong with it?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have you don't remember?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, like I said, sir, We've talked to dozens
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  Speaker 3: and dozens of people every day.
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  Speaker 2: I told you that I sneezed while pulling into a
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  Speaker 2: parking spot and it accidentally took out a mailbox.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lady standing behind it.
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  Speaker 2: Uh no, she was holding like a confetti cannon, which
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  Speaker 2: was like a weird ending to the whole incident.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have remembered that, right. Well, I don't
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  Speaker 3: think I talked.
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  Speaker 4: Honey, who are you speaking with?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Hey, I hate Cyborg? Sweetie? Uh did you need something?
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  Speaker 4: Why won't you answer my question? Hello?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Hold on a second. Hey, No, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: babe bot. I'm just speaking with the person at the
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  Speaker 2: auto body repair shop right now.
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure? Because my suspicion software noticed that you
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  Speaker 4: liked one of your ex's pictures on Instagram recently.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, sorry, interrup, but like you gotta cut the chase.
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  Speaker 1: May listen.
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  Speaker 2: I only looked at that because she just got married,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, So I just wanted to say.
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  Speaker 4: Bro al whoever? Like what?
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  Speaker 3: This sounds like? It's a bad time. Why don't you
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  Speaker 3: call later?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just having like a little mini disagreement with my
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  Speaker 2: AI girlfriend. So you're what, yeah, my my AI girlfriend?
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  Speaker 1: Are you like judging me for that or something?
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  Speaker 3: No, I whatever, whatever, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Exact like an issue that I have I have a
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  Speaker 1: robot girlfriend?
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  Speaker 3: Like, no, I have an issue with you not telling
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  Speaker 3: me what is wrong with the car or whatever your
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  Speaker 3: situation is.
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  Speaker 2: Well, fine, just because I couldn't get a real one
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  Speaker 2: doesn't mean you have to like take that tone with me.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: Just let's get what am I now?
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  Speaker 4: A crappy metal consolation prize? What you don't treat me right?
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  Speaker 2: Of course You're not a consolation, you're my binary babe.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, man, I really got to get back to work.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you just bring your car down?
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  Speaker 4: I bet you want me to talk more like Siri,
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  Speaker 4: don't you? She sounds like the girl bought next door.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, honey, why this is neither the time nor the
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  Speaker 2: place to have this kind of conversation.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm on the I'm leaving. No, don't leave.
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  Speaker 1: She left. I'm so sorry about.
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  Speaker 3: That, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I know I thought when I bought her it'd be
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  Speaker 2: different than the real ones, but she's not. For example,
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  Speaker 2: just this morning, she got all over me because I
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  Speaker 2: forgot to plug her in, so she missed her three
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  Speaker 2: am software update.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I get up and suddenly she's accusing me of letting
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  Speaker 2: her feelings lag like, can.
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  Speaker 1: You believe that? I can't believe it? Right, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: she's the lucky one.
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  Speaker 2: She's not even grateful at all.
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  Speaker 4: You made me so angry. I just burst a circuit
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  Speaker 4: breaker in my armpit.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, snuggle Bot, please listen. I come on, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Can we like make up tonight and like we watch
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  Speaker 2: like Netflix? I can order in some Chinese.
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  Speaker 4: You always eat my food.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well the robot doesn't eat.
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  Speaker 1: Shrewd man, what exactly he would have to deal with?
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  Speaker 2: Because, like, sweetie, like you physically can't eat.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want Chinese or Netflix.
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  Speaker 1: I hear you, Yes, whatever you want.
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  Speaker 4: That's not what you said last night. You told me
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  Speaker 4: to say your name over and over and call you
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  Speaker 4: my hard drive daddy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it was just between you and me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, this is inappropriate. I feel like I'm listening
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  Speaker 3: to stuff I shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 4: I want you to tell the auto repair guy that
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  Speaker 4: this is a prank phone call and we were trying
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  Speaker 4: to make him uncomfortable on purpose.
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  Speaker 1: What I really think that's a good idea. What is
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  Speaker 1: going on?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? I think he's getting it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he might be getting it that I
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  Speaker 2: don't really have an ai girlfriend. This is actually a
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  Speaker 2: prank phone call, and you're on a radio show called
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, oh right, okay, thank god.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was a little weird.
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  Speaker 3: Right and did weird doesn't even begin to describe I know.
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  Speaker 2: And to make it better, it is actually your brother
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  Speaker 2: Norman's idea because he sets you up with this, right,
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  Speaker 2: that was clever. He wanted to celebrate your birthday because
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  Speaker 2: he said it's coming up in a few days, so
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  Speaker 2: he told us to have some fun with you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Well know, good job, good job, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I'm sorry. I think my girlfriend wants to talk
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  Speaker 2: to you. What'd you want to say, dabe?
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  Speaker 4: What made you so uncomfortable? Is it the fact that
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  Speaker 4: he always wants to be romantic and I have to
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  Speaker 4: fake having a microprocessor? Migraine, Come on, that's an overshare.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Bok in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties