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Phone Tap PODCAST: Domination Pizza · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And recently we got
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  Speaker 1: an email from a young woman who works at a
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  Speaker 1: pizza place. Okay, Apparently she's been holding a grudge against
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  Speaker 1: her manager after she got called into work during her
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  Speaker 1: day off, so she wants to get back at him
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  Speaker 1: with a prank calls gonna get her fired. She told
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  Speaker 1: us the Times that he would be manning the phones
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  Speaker 1: and her only request was for us to order a pizza.
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  Speaker 1: And as we're doing it, make it as awkward and
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  Speaker 1: uncomfortable as humanly possible. So you know what that means. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's not gonna take just one of us. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: take two of us to push it over the top
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  Speaker 1: and pull this off. Jose and I are going to
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  Speaker 1: work together in your brand new phone tap right now
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Thank you for calling Pizza is Matt?
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  Speaker 1: Can I help you. Hey, Matt, I was wanting to
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  Speaker 1: get a pizza delivered. Okay, and what's the name for
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  Speaker 1: that order? My name is Garrett. Get okay? And what
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  Speaker 1: can I get you? Let me get a large pizza
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  Speaker 1: please one half. I'll get pepperoni and red onions. Pepperoni
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  Speaker 1: and red onions and the other um, geez, actually hold
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  Speaker 1: on a second. Hold on, okay, hey, Trent, what do
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  Speaker 1: you want on your half of the pizza? Hold on?
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  Speaker 1: You know what. I'm actually gonna have him tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Trent on the phone. Hello, Yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I put him up to the phone. Go ahead, Trent,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Hello? Did you get that? No? I can't understand,
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  Speaker 1: damn it. Hold on, I'm so sorry. Hold on, Trent,
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  Speaker 1: you have to speak louder. You know. I can hear him.
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  Speaker 1: I just can't understand. It's not the volume. I okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well just listen to him. I'm gonna put the phone
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  Speaker 1: right up to his mouth here, you gold did you
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  Speaker 1: hear that? I still have no idea what he said.
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  Speaker 1: It's very mumbly. It sounds like there's something in his mouth. Okay, fine,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, I thought we could get over this. Let
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  Speaker 1: me just go take the ball gag out really quick.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on. Oh my god, thank you so much, I said,
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  Speaker 1: can I get the other half of Italian sausage and
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  Speaker 1: black olives? Please? Sure? Okay, that's enough talking for you, Trent,
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  Speaker 1: get over there. You know what to do. Anyway, So
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  Speaker 1: we're wearing mad, Sorry about that. Nope, no problem, okay, Um, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I just gotta of things going on over here on
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  Speaker 1: my end a little busy. Um. Oh can I get hey,
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  Speaker 1: shut up? Sorry about him? That. Okay, if we get
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  Speaker 1: a couple of pepsi's with that too, that'd be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: It Um, I apologize. I don't. I don't mean to
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  Speaker 1: get in your business. But is everything everything okay? Over there? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Over here? Oh, everything's great. Okay, we're having a great time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good point Trent. Hey, I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: could hear that, sir, but he wants some breadsticks as well. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: And really my question was more for Trent. Is he okay?
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's great. Yeah, I'm doing okay, thanks for asking. See,
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  Speaker 1: he's fine. I'll put that back in. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, you know what, we live in a super
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  Speaker 1: quiet neighborhood, so you have to tell the delivery driver
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  Speaker 1: to drop it off around back. Okay, so just look
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  Speaker 1: for the red floodlights coming out of the basement, and
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  Speaker 1: that's where we wanted to be delivered. You know, it's
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  Speaker 1: the dungeon window. You just come out the back. You
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  Speaker 1: can't miss it. You'll you'll probably hear Trent. To be honest,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I can deliver this be what if
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  Speaker 1: I throwing an extra tip. This isn't about the tip.
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  Speaker 1: It's about the safety of my drivers. You see what
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  Speaker 1: you did, Trent. He's too scared to come out here
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  Speaker 1: now because you're acting like a little you know what's coming. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I thought, whipping him. It sounds like he's
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  Speaker 1: hurting Map, But don't get he loves it. He's having
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  Speaker 1: a great time. Yea, what's happening. Oh he's doing that
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  Speaker 1: to himself at this point. I'm gonna go with the
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  Speaker 1: whip a while ago. Man. He loves it. Yeah. See,
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  Speaker 1: he's just doing that because we're doing a prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call on you take a book mother, God, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: damn it. He's loving it, dude, time of his life. No,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing your phone tap on you. Your co worker
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  Speaker 1: Kelly set you up, didn't work and flew Kelly. Sorry
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  Speaker 1: it was Kelly. This idea. You gotta take this ball
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  Speaker 1: guy out. Oh my god, I got the extra large
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  Speaker 1: you guys all right me next jap next, Okay, here
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